The greatest thing about Sofia Vergara isn’t the accent she plays up to be typecast as the hot latina mom. It’s not her back story of drug cartels in Colombia tricking hollywood to her career choices…to escape death…it is not the fact that she’s old, or that she’s probably had an outrageous amount of dick in getting by those years as a young single mother…it isn’t the fact that she’s tricked hollywood into caring about her, or laughing at her jokes…it is one hundred percent…her tits.

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Sometimes a bitch needs to re-connect with her cleaning lady roots and go grocery shopping to reflect on how far she’s come along…if you’re like me that will be enough for you to get off to because I love the concept of fucking the help…in fact I love the concept of fucking anything with a vagina….and it turns out the grocery store is a hot pot of honey pots if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that Sofia Vergara was destined to be a chamber maid at a hotel…or just a maid at a rich person’s house who fucks her like Arnold when the wife is out…but instead turned into this entity with big tits and a spanish accent in Hollywood…that I can only assume comes from selling your soul to the devil in some weird Latino ceremony…because there are hundreds of thousands hot latino women working illegally in the USA and none of them got all Hollywood….she just doesn’t add up…but here she is doing groceries anyway.

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There is one thing better than leggings on a bitch and that’s see through leggings…you know all stretched out cuz she thinks she’s an X-Small since leggings let even the fattest ass be an X-Small…

There is one thing better than leggings on a mom in her 40s, you know that’s dressed like she raided her 15 year old daughter’s closet, almost pathetic to see her holding onto her youth as hard as she cand….and that’s when those leggings are see through…

I think you get where I’m going with this…

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So Sofia Vergara’s not showing off her Colombian coke mule tits…even though that’s all the bitch is good for…I mean shit, her legs are short, her heels are high and she still looks like a troll….and most important she’s fucking old…she needs to understand that there is one reason and one reason that people give a fuck about her…and that is because her big tits have been marketed to us so aggressively…that we think we need them…we think we need more…when all I think is that we need some younger and bustier South American pussy to take the torch from her….she’s as expired as her breast milk…

How about some throwback bathing suit videos of her….to make this post better

Blue One piece…

Pink Thong Bikini

Tities Popping Out in Black Bikini

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Here’s a real fucking surprise….Sofia Vergara was in a tight dress showing off her tits….because that’s all she’s fucking good for…I mean that and getting you the purest cocaine cuz all Colombians no someone in the right place….a someone I assume is the reason she’s famous today…cuz Hollywood runs off cocaine as much as it runs off money…and it would make sense that there were bribes, weapons, and death threats involved in getting this busty, broken english bitch famous…I’m sure there’s a handful of other busty spic bitches out there just as eager and far less damaged…working stripper poles instead of movie executive poles…who cares…tight dress/pictures/dance.

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There is something amazing about leggings….I call pussy and ass hugging….tight as fuck….bitch might as well be naked…but it looks even better than them being naked because shit shapes them like a second fucking skin and I’ve got a fetish for the shit…even if on fatties…cuz that’s just funny…

There is something more amazing about moms in their 40s rocking the shit….becuase there’s something funny about moms dressing in their kid’s clothing….trying to look younger…even though that ass and pussy eating away at the pants have traveled far too many roads for it to really be seen as anything but a pathetic attempt…a pathertic attempt I wanna fuck.

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Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara looking her best…Seriously at 45, mom of a 25 year old, she really pulls her shit together well, and by shit, I mean tits, all squeezed together like the don’t hang to her belly button, like all the other mom’s you know that can pull off cleavage like this with the right bra, harnesses and straps….

She’s living the life, far better than running through cocaine fields as a little girl, sleeping with drug cartel runners, because they had all the money to buy her fancy things, while she dreamed of being as famous as Shakira, back home in Colombia….you know before she moved to America and slept her way to Hollywood with networking strategies of only someone who really understands how to move drugs, but instead of drugs…she used her vagina…which to many men…is probably the same thing…

Here are the titty pics, unfortunately no upskirt pics.

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I don’t know why anyone cares about this busty Colombian in her 40s…Oh right cuz Hollywood is a vapid, lifeless, pile of trash that for some reason a huge percentage of people care about for no reason other than their mindless heads only know how to process network television messages of what to buy, what to like, who to find hot….it’s a real fucking problem….but at least she’s got tits to distract us from the truth…that’s exactly why they use her…I’m trapped. Bastards.

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Sofia Vergara is known for her breasts…in fact I think she is only known for her breasts. I think her breasts are what carried her….while she carried her breast that I wish we being suckled in my mouth….cuz they look so wholesome, nutritious and capable of success you will never know….

The only other possibility is drug lords from Colombia, possible baby daddy or family ran drug cartels that brought all the cocaine into Hollywood, a place that is likely the number one cocaine using state in America….and some producers, high powered producers, who needed the pure shit…made a little trade off to keep their testicles…but I won’t go there, cuz I’d like to keep my testicles and prefer them not knowing I know cuz it is not like I care or would do any further research on the shit…in fact I don’t know anything about that world…but I’m assuming that was the only way broken english with the big tits ended up on TV…..

But then again…maybe it was jus her big tits….that she’s sharing with the world via a window with a cleavage view in Miami….retracing her steps from whore to hollywood I guess….cuz it was just 25 years ago when she was a little hispanic single mother with big tits on a raft in Miami’s port….Look at her now….old, hot enough from the right angle, and not as dumpy as her big tits would make you think..unless she’s in a corset…cuz she’s got a dream….and she’s gonna ride it as long as her genes can….and I’ll happily watch..

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