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2026

14

Aug

Winnie the Pooping of the Day

So Winnie the pooping is not when Winifred from the Old Folks home shits her diaper and you’re diaper fetish forces you to fuck the diaper after you change the diaper…

It’s a different kind of fetish, also called LAMP SHADING, where girl is in shirt and pantsless, so you can see their pussies and assholes….

It’s inspired by Winnie the Poo being an pantsless pervert, only with genitals…

So women, being the exhibitionists that they are put this content out there for you to jack off to.

It may not be inspiring, uplifting, making your life better…but it happened and thus WORTH looking at.

RIVITING…

Posted in:Pantsless

2026

14

Aug

Climber of the Day

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I don’t go on instagram because I think it’s a psychotic mind control device that attempts to manipulate my mind with the algorithm….

The problem is they have designed it to be everywhere, so hard to avoid, so the tapping into your brain and basic human needs, wants, emotions, reward systems happens.

If I accidental end up in that shit, I get sucked in for hours even though I hate that shit and I discover, which may just be my algorithm, because I am a pervert, but I discover 100s of girls trying to go viral doing slutty shit, being more creative than the next girl in their slutty, while trying to seduce people to their ONLYFANS….

The big conversion…

THIS CLIMBER, WHO CLIBS IN THONGS, IS DOING JUST THAT….

I AM SURE IT WORKS, IT’S BASICALLY GENIUS CONTENT MARKETING FROM MY PERVERT CORNER.

IF SHE WAS REALLY ENTERPRISING SHE WOULD SELL THE PANTIES FROM EACH VIDEO ALONG WITH HER SUBSCRIPTIONS!!!!

CHERCK IT OUT.

Posted in:Ladder Climber

2026

13

Aug

Eva Longoria’s Old Lady Bikini Porn of the Day

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Eva Longoria put out a weird black and white video from her beach days in Europe, where she lives….in her old lady bikini, tits out, BOTOX AND FAKE ASS gone hard…

It’s weird because it’s about finding your friend dead, which seems like an unnecessary plot point when it comes to her shameless old lady self promotion….why go that WEEKEND AT BERNIEs round, but then you realize that she is 100 years old and probably dealing with her own mortality, asking the tough questions while bored on the beach, with an active brain…

Who will go to her funeral, but also, who will fuck her lifeless body, getting one last round with a starlet like Longoria…NECROPHILIA DEAD LONGORIA Shit…

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2026

13

Aug

Livvy Dunne Bikinis in Miami of the Day

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Livvy Dunne was a bikini wearing gymnast in COVID who went viral.

She wasn’t a legitimate gymnast, but she was on a college team, so I guess it counts on some level, just not on the international Olympic level that we use to judge gymnasts….

She has flexibility and stamina that could probably grind your dick off while in the split formation, which may give you some gymnast fetish boners, but she’s not built like a stunted midget which would be the foundation of any gymnast fetish.

She has gone viral from her bikini content, made millions with her GEN Z audience, has a baseball playing boyfriend, has been in Sports Illustrated as they try to stay relevant for at least two seasons and she is now the BAYWATCH actress in a BAYWATCH series I assume no one will watch or care about because internet porn exists…we don’t need swimsuits on self promoting swimsuit bitches to come with a storyline and bad writing directed by McG….

We can do just fun looking at the social media feed….

In being a top celeb, she is in Miami, down the street from her mid Florida start, climbing the ranks…and she is in bikini

Do you like it?

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Posted in:Livvy Dunne

2026

13

Aug

Labia Time of the Day

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It’s not hot unless it is gynecological …

SO….

Since we don’t want to be flagged a porn site, and want to be taken seriously like Romance Novels or monetized youtube bikini waxing content, this is just some old fashioned activism…inclusion…celebration of the pussy lip.

Apparently some women pretend to be insecure about their vaginas, until they are 3 margaritas in on a night out with the girls after having a fight with her husband, who forgot to put in the rape prevention device, since women can’t be trusted, they’ll show their pussy to everyone always….then pretend to be insecure about it when the herpes sores blossom and blister…

Posted in:Labia

2026

13

Aug

Skinny Girls of the Day

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The word on the street, obviously one being pushed by the BIG FAT lobbyists who are trying to make the world fat as fuck in order to sell product and medicines…is that skinny girls have looser vaginas…

Sure, it may be propaganda that won’t work on me because I love skinny chicks, but they say fat girls have tighter vaginas because the fat holds it together like wearing a butt plug but instead it’s a belly packing the shit in so hard that there is no room for cock…

What they don’t tell you is that their greasy diet may create a greasy vagina to reduce friction and give the illusion of size due to their sheer size, so it’s an optical illusion really

When you don’t have a penis, and all vaginas are gaping voids I want to pitch a tent and move into permanently, so the skinnier the girl, the bigger the void to make that happen, and even if it’s lies, skinny girls are the win…

Here are skinny girls…

Posted in:Skinny

2026

12

Aug

Halle Berry’s White Girl Titty of the Day

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Halle Berry is very old, her breakout nude roles, where she sexualized herself to advance her career, while exploiting her black heritage so you could explode on your belly, was probably 40 years ago…which is crazy…

I will still stare at her old lady tits, because I am old and nostalgic in that I am too bored to follow the new pussy they throw at us, which is low level, accessible, basic normie pussy they pretend is exceptional…

What I like to remind everyone when it comes to Halle Berry, is that like Bob Marley before her, she is positioned as “someone who looks like me” to the darker skinned population, but that’s just the media manipulating you and your people, cuz this girl is genetically as white as she is black, she was raised by her white mom in a white school, meaning her blackness may be AL JOLSON style blackface no one gets mad at…

I am not saying Halle Berry isn’t half black, I am just saying she’s also half white…so don’t let her steal more jobs from the full black girls out there who can actually promote blackness without being white…by indentifying as black for those jobs…when really being the white devil….giving you whites a bad name.

If we’re going to be pushing diversity, let’s actually use diverse people, not liars..

Posted in:Halle Berry

2026

12

Aug

Shay Mitchell’s Old Lady Porno Shoot of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is about 50 years old, but she was weirdly cast for the new Baywatch that I expect will fail because we have enough internet bikinis and don’t need some bullshit stories with our bikini pics, especially not when it is old folks home with the fit old lady who hasn’t secured her chronic illness yet…

For some reason, in her old age, maybe hormonal shift she’s decided to do some porno shit…

Now, what people consider porn is beyond confusing. Women read this Fairy porn shit, that is detailed cum shot content for them to masturbate and it is available in every book store…

I post tits and it is flagged porn and I can’t secure an ad network and based on the billions of views this site has received over the years, that would have translated to 100s of millions of dollars, instead I barely paid the server…

I’m not mad at the world, but this to me is PORN especially now that it’s on THIS porn site that doesn’t identify as a porn site, because it would be the WORST porn site…

I’m not even mad that Shay Mitchell isn’t naked in her porn content, because her 50 year old flappers are better off with some harness ..and by flappers I meant tits, but it could also apply to her mom pussy lips…which flap in the wind despite the c-section scar you want to cum in…DIRECT DEPOSIT TO THE SOURCE..

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2026

12

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Fetish Content of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is 100 fucking years old but she’s been a good social experiment to prove that no matter how old you get, the emaciated level of skinny look will always be hotter than being a fat pig.

I used to like to call her a vampire not because she was part of the Hollywood elite, where vampirism is a way of life, sucking that baby blood at weird satanic ceremonies in the tunnel network under the Hollywood Hills…but because she aged pretty well..

Sure, it was strategic, supplementation, BOTOX, who cares….the real key was her remaining skinny…

Now that she tastes like MENOPAUSE, where her being skinny isn’t the reason she is skipping her periods, it’s the fact she’s no longer fertile…a WALKING CONTRACEPTIVE….

She still looks skinny enough to produce fetish content, where she’s a slutty flight attendant and whatever the fuck else is going on here…

The fun thing about older hollywood babe is that even in her senior citizen discount days, her eyes aren’t as tired as Sydney Sweeney’s which makes me think Sydney Sweeney is legitimately retarded…

Now some old blood, who potentially drinks young blood…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2026

12

Aug

Upskirts of the Day

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It is hilarious to think that there was a time that I would strategize how I would look upskirts in any given day.

Some people strategize about how to hustle money, how to get rich, how to get famous….and how to get laid…

I was over there hungover, unemployed, perfectly content in my state of near homelessness, figuring out were I would go to try to see up a girl’s skirt.

Sometimes it was the park, where skirt biking or the wind would win…

Sometimes it was the mall, where posting up under the escalators would bring me the goods.

There were days that upskrts didn’t happen, but it was all part of the hunt, the ion, the obsession….

Now the internet does the work for me, not in AI replacing me, but whores finding an audience into specific things….like upskirts….

These upskirts are way more graphic than the ones I saw, if a bare pussy upskirt happened, it was a win, usually happened at night clubs, where girls were drunk and pantyless….

So the internet goes STRAIGHT to the gold…DOESN’T IT….all with no effort…

That really takes the fun out of things doesn’t it…

NOT REALLY…

Upskirts will always be fun…