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2026

13

May

Sophie Cunningham’s Tittes and Other Titties for SI SWim of the Day

Sports Illustrated is still around and they put out a magazine featuring a whole lot of trashy looking chicks. Some are old and fat, others are just fat, a few are fat titty. It’s a mix of athletes and WAGS and other randoms they’ve decided to re-use year after year like they are Genevieve Morton ( her?)…..

The magazine doesn’t need to exist, all girls everywhere post bikini selfies on par with these “Pro shoots”. The iphone as good as a pro camera…so no one really cares.

The only people who do care are the models they use, who think it’s an honor, or some other nonsense…like a bucketlist item to validate themselves.

The problem is that they don’t look hot, this isn’t jerk off material even to fans, in a porno generation of subscription sites and hardcore porn….

This is hardly even interesting to look at.

But it generates ad dollars for the company that owns them, this carries SI, it’s their big woke yearly bullshit….and I’m all for Nostalgia and half naked bitches, plus they haven’t got TOO woke yet, so no men in bikinis or anything too extreme that they should be boycotted for virtue signalling, so here’s a round up….starting with Sophie Cunningham…

Sophie Cunningham is a WNBA star who has been surrounded by some minor controversies, but all that just adds to her hype, because a few years ago, the internet decided they loved women’s basketball and the girls who participate in women’s basketball, leading to her finally making money off her basketball….

She’s viral, a brand ambassador, doing brand deals and making content when she’s not playing a sport so hard that a High School boy’s team could beat her….

She was cast in Sports Illulstrated because she’s trending and she looks pretty trash, but topless WNBA players is what the sport needs to make it interesting…

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Camille Kostek Big Belly Fetish for those of you who like your bikini models to look like they ate all the other bikini models in efforts to get the cover….

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Big Titty Penny Lane

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Some chick named Katie Austin

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Some Christen Goff post pregnancy apparently, WAG to an NFL player thanks to SI being a brothel/dating platform that connects pussy with athletes….making dreams come true…

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I already posted Hilary Duff, but you should check out her dumper again…

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Livvy Dunne, famous college gymnast who is a viral sensation on social media so they’ve cast her in Baywatch. She also does sex things with an MLB player….

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Nicole Williams English….is a Canadian who was on a show called WAGS…so you know this is part of that self promotion…especially when there is no football in Canada…how does a Canadian become a WAG when there’s no football in Canada…HUMAN TRAFFICKING?

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Hayley Kalil, known as Haley Bailey, is the viral comedic influencer who was married to an NFL player or TWO….most recently calling out her man for having a big penis..3 coke cans in size…and the reason for their divorce…if you’re into that kind of thing…and she was being sued for it apparently.

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Xandra Pohl Giant Tits

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2026

13

May

Lindsay Lohan Botox Face of the Day

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The botox faces of the internet scare me…

It’s like demonic puppet coming to life after midnight, ready to eat our souls, looking for children’s blood to keep them younger….

These self involved, vain, narcissistic women who are willing to destroy their faces and turn themselves into some plastic looking sex doll, not even the high quality sex doll, make me uncomfortable….

I’ve seen botched strippers and hookers over the years, but they are on a budget and doing the best they can with their self hatred….

When rich and famous whores like Lohan are doing this kind of thing to themselves, I get it on one level, trying to keep up appearances…but it doesn’t make it any less terrifying.

I am a Lindsay Lohan fan, I mean, not really like there’s much to be fans of, other than her fire crotch she’s likely lasered away….

But I’ve believed in her and always said she’ll win an Oscar…and she will…..

It just may be for playing a dummy that comes to life to fuck its ventriloquist , some Pinnochio meets Mannequin hybrid…

She’s still go them titties.

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2026

12

May

Hilary Duff for SI Swimsuit of the Day

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Hilary Duff seems to have gone aggressively on the OZEMPIC to live out some weirdo fantasy of doing Sports Illustrated Swim….

It’s a little weirdly timed since she’s 40 fucking years old…

Not to mention, she was a Hockey WAG about a dozen or more years ago, but I guess she made a hockey baby with the NHL player, so she’s a Hockey Divorcee and that’s the tie into to sports.

No idea why they didn’t decide to put her in the magazine back when she was integrated in the sport, or the sport integrated into her….

You see, I have this theory that Duff, with her Crossfit body was the kind of wife who got railed by the entire roster after every win, like the celebratory prize they work towards. Hockey players always do weird initiation shit…

Anyway, the good news is the mom of 4 with different men, took the Ozempic seriously, and it really compliments her busted up botox filled face…

Super fucking weird, but SI is clickbaiting all they can to stay relevant and Hilary Duff is an attention seeking exhibitionist pervert whore who wants you to jerk off to her so I guess it makes sense…

It really doesn’t have to make sense, celeb in bikini for magazine..and she’s got big enough mom tits and an even bigger dumper…

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2026

12

May

Bella Thorne’s Demonic Titty Dance of the Day

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It’s safe to say that any of these child stars have had their souls ripped out of them at a young age while being conditioned to be the influential talent used to meld the minds of a generation.

Assuming that they use actual humans with souls and not weird reptilian clones they make in labs under Disney or Antarctica.

It’s not so much a “sell your soul” kind of thing you see in the movies, because they are kids and don’t really know what they are doing.

It’s more a parents selling the kids off for their own personal gain without any real concern for the kids. Traumatizing them and making them pretty easy to control…

Anyway, Bella Thorne is another mainstream Disney Kid they turned into an OnlyFans bad girl, whether it was a RUMSPRINGER where she was out on her own making bad choices as a rich and famous hcick, or just part of the plan, we’ll never know…

What we do know is that after a few years offline, she’s been back with the fake tits, older and wiser and still a corny Disney Kid, doing the whole whoring thing for cash…

Despite being greasy and looking like she stanks, I’m into it…

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2026

12

May

Irina Shayk Still Brings Boners of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a Russian Honeypot who despite the whole aging process, is still out here giving boners.

She was at one time the hottest of the swimsuit models, she integrated herself into the mainstream by having sex with Ronaldo and has since lived the American dream harder than most.

She’s fucked the likes of Leo DiCaprio, Brad Cooper to completion, they have a baby, and most importantly Kanye West…which will upset some of you racists out there…

She’s a dirty little BORSCHT fuck hole, but not dirty enough to turn us off from eating the BORSCHT out of her fuck hole…we’ll let her do her Russian dominate on our dicks like it was Ukraine….we would wait in the communist breadlines just to eat her dirty toilet paper….we would freeze in Siberian work camps just to have her rip our dicks off…you know normal Russian things…

Anyway, she has big mom nips in one outfit and gay leather chaps like you like to wear to your leather parties in another…

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2026

11

May

Sydney Sweeney’s Clickbait of the Day

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I guess that bullshit retard show Euphoria, which is designed to lower the frequency of society by putting out depressing mainstream smut, instead of fun mainstream slut, all dark and medicated, instead of just being horny….it could have been good…

I mean, it’s clearly been good for Sweeney, this shit put her tits on the map and with the popularity of the show, she’s lined her big tits up to be a billionaire with Bezos….

As a thank you, she seems to have decided to comeback to the show, where she plays a cam girl or OF girl, you know to stretch her skills as an actor, to really biter her actor chops into the fucking acting role, and the whole thing is pretty gutter.

I don’t mind seeing Sweeney, who isn’t as hot as they say she is, sucking on her toes, or showing off her tits, but at this level of her career, she doesn’t NEED to be doing that, which is what makes her doing it hotter than it probably is…..

Since I am always a pessimist, her career and her success, even as a rich girl, just means that she’s a porn chick who got away….

Clearly, without mainstream stamp of approval, those tits would have been earners for her, and luckily she goes as porny as mainstream can go…

I don’t watch this shit, so I’m not sure what the giant tits in the window is, but seems retarded….like the rest of Euphoria..

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2026

11

May

Chronically Ill Halsey’s Tits at an Event of the Day

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Halsey is the popstar that was created sucking dick in the DJ booth or the VIP room of DJ events in a timeline where DJs are influential producers who dictate the next big thing.

In my day, DJ WHORETHS in the DJ BOOTH or the VIP room rarely became popstars from the dick sucking. I think a few may have got jobs as bartenders, maybe door girls, hosts and maybe launched clothing brands to leverage the popular DJ dick they were sucking….but they NEVER got hit songs out of the experience…

She claimed to be HOMELESS, despite not being homeless, saying she slept on nigh busses and fought off rapists, which always impresses rich people who give record deals to these people, origin stories.

She has consistently been a whiner, like when her hotel didn’t have shampoo for black people hair, when no one knew her dad was black, only to cause a fucking issue as the whitest black girl around, whining about how she’s a victim of racism, which is laughable since she barely has a tan….

Like other MILLENNIALs like her, she’s one of these chronically ill people, mentally ill, probably have anxiety and is on all the pills…

You must have seen these fat blue haired freaks who write out all their diseases that they pretend to have, from ADHD, to TRAUMA, to other chronic auto immune issues…like it’s social clout amongst the unhealthy.

I asked the AI to tell me her diseases and this is what he said and apparently Halsey is a THEY…obviously…

But check out this insane list….. this is ONE person and all the diseases are “auto immune” or bullshit because the body doesn’t naturally turn on itself.

Systemic lupus erythematosus (Lupus/SLE) — Halsey revealed in 2024 that they were diagnosed in 2022. Lupus is an autoimmune disease where the immune system attacks healthy tissue.

A rare T-cell lymphoproliferative disorder — this involves abnormal overproduction of certain white blood cells and can sometimes be associated with lymphoma-type cancers. Halsey said it is being managed or is in remission.

Endometriosis — one of the conditions they’ve discussed most openly for years, including surgeries and fertility concerns.

Ehlers-Danlos syndrome — a condition affecting connective tissues, ts, and skin.

Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (POTS) — can cause dizziness, rapid heartbeat, fatigue, and fainting.

Mast cell activation syndrome (MCAS) — causes inappropriate allergic-type immune reactions.

Sjögren syndrome — another autoimmune condition that can cause dry eyes, dry mouth, fatigue, and t pain.

She may have got these diseases from her fake tits, that shit wrecks bodies…

She may have got it from her shit tattoos….that shit poisons bitches…

Or maybe it’s from other things…like it being fake and her being a spoony whiner who wants sympathy from the fans who have already made her rich.

She’s not too sick to attend an event with her fake tits out and that’s real exciting…if you like fake tits on chronically ill liars…

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2026

08

May

Eva Longoria’s Hilarious Old Lady Fitness Ass of the Day

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I used to hate on Eva Longoria, then I watched Desperate Housewives last fall and I decided that like the rest of the world, I kind of love Eva Longoria, at least when she wasn’t quite 30 on TV….

I never really understood all the hype she got and I couldn’t really see past the fact that she was exploiting her Mexican heritage that she didn’t even really embrace until she saw it as a marketing hook to monetize…

She always seemed like the kind of Mexican who hires Mexicans to do her shitty yard work and housekeeping, only to feel like she’s more important than them, since she’s famous and paying them. You know, not really into the plight of the Mexicans…

Not that I care, I mean modern slavery isn’t the end of the fucking world….and either is being old as shit….

Because Longoria is old as shit and looks old as shit, but she’s fighting it as hard as she can, trying to be hot, fit and putting in the work or the medical procedures…

She was in the gym showing off her old mom ass…and I’m fine with looking at it…I am just confused as to why her gym is in her garage like an aspiring fitness influencer from the suburbs when she’s rich as shit and could built a compound for that….

She’s prepping for bouncing on powerful movie producer dick in Cannes, at least that’s what her text overlay says.

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2026

08

May

Julianne Hough and her Vagina Shorts of the Day

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Julianne Hough is out here working out in a pair of white shorts like she’s unable to get her period at her advanced middle aged…because she probably can’t.

In a bold move, she put on a pair of white bike shorts, or fitness shorts, or spandex shorts that she jacked up inside her vagina, totally fearless from a potential leak….

She’s old, she’s dry, the vagina doesn’t leave stains anymore….so we get to see the close up shots…

Hough isn’t the original Mormon gone wild, or Mormon who fucks family , but she is a Mormon gone wild, gone hollywood thanks to her dance skills…and I’ve heard Ryan Secrest used to do cocaine off her asshole before fucking it…which means the white shorts are actually fearless because with a blown out ass, they could end up very shitty.

SHE BRAVE…

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2026

08

May

Old as Shit Jaime Pressly Does OnlyFans of the Day

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I Jaime Pressly being hot at one point in time, decades ago. She did Playboy or some shit, so we were seduced enough to land her a bit of a career, even landing the job as the hot chick in a sitcom and a bunch of movies. She was making money.

I also her being a crackhead heroin addict who was a bit of a disaster.

She fell off LONG TIME ago, because during her demise and fall into the depths of being her own worse enemy despite being rich and successful because that’s how these things work for these broken fame chasing whores.

There was a time she was caught peeing outside of a restaurant for the paparazzi…..then she may or may not have pulled herself together.

Now, she’s following Shannon Elizabeth’s lead and ing OnlyFans to suck the last standing fans of their money through fake texts and low level nudes.

She has nudes on the internet from her prime, they are highly hotter than anything you’ll get from her now.

So do not fall into her cash grab…..

It’s a tale as old as time, the woman got used to being rich and famous, the money and fame dried up with old lady cunt, at a similar pace to her old lady cunt, and now she’s forced to do bottom feeding shit….to pay the bills, live the lifestyle, buy the drugs.

The reality is that she is the kind of girl who would have done porn back when she got her start, but the stars aligned in a better way for her, which worked out because doing porn back then was stigmatized and could ruin you…..now it can make you…

The only sad thing in all this is that I didn’t position myself to be the guy who helps these washed up granny celebs no one cares about, but who were jerked off to at one time, manipulate their nerd audiences into paying for nudes….

I feel like I would have been good at that job and it’d make actual money….Washed Up Celebrity Only Fans Agency…..but someone else is doing it for her.

Just be thankful for AI and Filters…because her getting naked out of last ditch efforts is always kinda hot and better than her not getting naked to off-set her struggles…BORING…but better than nothing, I guess….

Here are pics of her before her ONLYFANS so that you don’t bother buying into her extortion that is her ONLYFANS.