Shay Mitchell is about 50 years old, but she was weirdly cast for the new Baywatch that I expect will fail because we have enough internet bikinis and don’t need some bullshit stories with our bikini pics, especially not when it is old folks home with the fit old lady who hasn’t secured her chronic illness yet…

For some reason, in her old age, maybe hormonal shift she’s decided to do some porno shit…

Now, what people consider porn is beyond confusing. Women read this Fairy porn shit, that is detailed cum shot content for them to masturbate and it is available in every book store…

I post tits and it is flagged porn and I can’t secure an ad network and based on the billions of views this site has received over the years, that would have translated to 100s of millions of dollars, instead I barely paid the server…

I’m not mad at the world, but this to me is PORN especially now that it’s on THIS porn site that doesn’t identify as a porn site, because it would be the WORST porn site…

I’m not even mad that Shay Mitchell isn’t naked in her porn content, because her 50 year old flappers are better off with some harness ..and by flappers I meant tits, but it could also apply to her mom pussy lips…which flap in the wind despite the c-section scar you want to cum in…DIRECT DEPOSIT TO THE SOURCE..

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

Canadian rich kid turned celebrity icon thanks to one TV role on a viral TV show at the time Instagram launched, securing her millions of fans she’s been monetizing for the last 13 years, squeezing them to buy everything she is selling, because she’s more than a half assed actor, she’s also an internet hustler, pitchman, vendor….INFOMERCIAL HOST in the modern sense of the word…

Shay Mitchell is in her mid-to-late 40s.

But she’s been cast in Baywatch, possibly a diversity hire, because her disability is how old she is.

The good news is she’s been using her KARDASHIAN rich girl tools to keep herself looking youthful and fit, so that her Baywatch content isn’t humiliating, even if it’s not so fucking hot…

In the 90s, we didn’t have internet porn or sluts…so people who wanted to jerk off gravitated to the trash that was Baywatch…

They cast Playboy chicks with big tits, the look of the time and they succeeded because tits get hits…

Revisiting it seems to make sense on paper, but when the whole show is based on hot chicks when we didn’t have access to hot chicks and they cast a bunch of mid-range chicks or old chicks no one really cares for, the likelihood of this succeeding is slim….

HOWEVER, I am usually wrong about these things because the general public surprises me in how lame they are always…

If the general public had brains and standards, they’d never let this shit succeed…

Since they don’t, it may end up being the biggest show of our times again…

I just have a hard time finding these girls hot…it’s AI ozempic botox fillers….who is casting this shit?

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

I guess this is the DIVERSITY EQUITY Portion of Baywatch, which was likely something they did in the 90s, the woke shit isn’t new, it was just called “cast a token” back then, instead of pretending they want some Canadian in the mix….fucking Canadians are everywhere…like fucking parasites…

I thought she was INDIAN (dot not feather), but Shay is half filipino, her dad was a pervert who imported Precious Gracia to his West Vancouver mansion when she was 19 years old, apparently he hired her as a cleaning lady or nanny, but he ended up knocking her up with Shay…

She’s old as shit and casting 40-somethings on Baywatch is pretty representative of the kind of trash it is going to be….no one wants to see old ladies running in slow motion on the beach….it’s actually the shit the fuels nightmares…

Casting Shay Mitchell in anything is pretty INDICATIVE of it sucking….she’s got the followers and celebrity, but she does trash work….but to ruin a swimsuit show for perverts into that kind of thing is unfortunate strategy.

I don’t know why people want to see her in a bikini or swimsuit at 40 pretending to be the Kardashian lifeguard….all muppet faced….but here it is….ETHNIC…DIVERSITY….AFFIRMATIVE ACTION…..

THEY CAN’T ALL BE YOUNG HOT BLONDES….CAN THEY….I mean they can, but they’d never….I’m just waiting to see who they cast as the morbidly obese lifeguard who rides around on a mobility scooter saving the day as best he can and that’s good enough because it’s about how hard you try…..not at the actual results…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

Shay Mitchell is probably 45 years old, but for some reason they’ve decided to cast her in the new Baywatch they are attempting.

I didn’t watch Baywatch in the 90s, I was too busy drinking in strip clubs to waste my time sitting on a couch watching Playboy chicks in their red bathing suits. I generally don’t enjoy the cocktease and if I can see the whores in the show naked in things like their sex tapes, since 2 of them had sex tapes, one of them had 2 sex tapes, I figure….why waste time with the cocktease, especially when there was real pussy out there to cocktease me, not shitty TV pussy that I’m forced to sit through shitty plots and shitty acting to barely see a hard nipple…

What I am saying is that Baywatch likes to think it was iconic, because a lot of sad nerds watched it, but it fucking sucked….

However, with the 90s revival, FOX and DISNEY have jumped on Baywatch as hard as they can and they are trying to do it in a viral way.

So they’ve hired big tits from Yellowstone that found Ozempic since Yellowstone.

They’ve hired old leathery tits from Sports Illustrated and Dancing with the Stars….Brooks Nader.

They’ve hired hot college Gymnast and MLB WAG Olivia Dunne to hit the TikTok crowd.

They probably tried to cast Sydney Sweeney but couldn’t work through a deal….

So they landed on 45 year old Shay Mitchell, the Canadian rich kid living her acting dream in LA…rich as shit from being on a hit show when IG launched and monetizing ever since.

She is on set….and it’s not that exciting.

You know she waxed her whole body for this shit….and starved herself, ozempickled and BOTOXED…since she’s 45 years old…

Weird cast, hope it fails…but they are hiring the paparazzi to be on set to try to make it a thing….I don’t think it will be a thing..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

She may look like a middle aged hotel cleaning lady working on someone else’s social security while also working the guests if they are interested in paying her by the hour..but she’s actually Shay Mitchell…Not Spanish, just old.

Shay Mitchell is some 40 year old Canadian rich kid from some rich part of Vancouver, where you know she was an entitled and spoiled brat before whining her way to Toronto or LA, where she became an actress on some popular CW show, securing herself in the world of pop culture with her millions of followers because of being on a hit show at the dawn of instagram…

Instead of fading away or heading back to Canada richer than she was when she started, she stayed in LA where she did the whole celebrity thing, even though she hasn’t acted in over 2 decades…

I guess part of this early 00s generation, with brands leaning hard in 2004, and Gen Z finding the OLDEN DAYS of early internet intriguing…she’s getting work again.

This time, Baywatch, who are actually throwing a ton of money at the production, bringing in ANYONE and EVERYONE they can with social following to create a cultural event.

I hated Baywatch in the 90s, deeply hated it, but was into the bathing suits….

So in an internet era of porn everywhere, tuning into Baywatch for nostalgia seems very unliklely…

It MUST bomb….because it won’t be good and these twats put their twats on the intertwat daily, we don’t need some Disney production where they play make-belief.

I’ll still look at the hired paparazzi behind the scenes trying to generate buzz…even if her upper thighs are eating her twat…

I like the discomfort in these pics, it may be a fetish, the things these bitches do for money and attention…even when rich in their 40s…DESPARADOS…

I wonder if she got Livvy Dunne and Brooks Nader’s autographs…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

For those of you who don’t know, Shay Mitchell is pretty fucking old. I think she’s pushing 40.

She’s a mom and this photoshoot for a fashion magazine out of Netherlands is pretty fucking weird.

It’s like she’s a divorcee trying to get her groove back…..

It’s like people in Europe finally watched her show Pretty Little Liars and don’t realize it’s from 12 years ago.

The early to instagram, highly followed thanks to being on that relevant show, influencer turned direct to consumer enterpreneur out of Canada, but who left Canada for greener pastures, as most people in Canada who make-it tend to do….

She’s in cat-suits, fetish gear, corsets, wigs….

it’s all fucking weird.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

Botox ridden Shay Mitchell who has a Kardashian look. but before being an direct to consumer instagram lifestyle influencer with her own bullshit brands, she was an actress on TV that secured a huge celebrity.

She has gone onto have a bunch of kids, or at least one kid, through her own UTERUS which is very un-Kardashian of her, those freaks pay bitches to breed for them….

She is on vacation, because she loves to travel, even though her version of travel is staying at the same luxury hotel chain in different destinations, White Lotus shit if you will…

She is seen here with her mommy milkers in a bikini, her botox face looking cartoon-like, and it brings up a very important question….

Does riding the Wave Runner give the girls the same orgasms that riding the motorcycle or horses do?

I bet they do…WET BIKINI BOTTOMS BRO…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

Shay Mitchell is another one of them Canadian hybrids who has left Canada for greener pastures.

Unlike the bulk of Canadians who are pretending to be mad at the USA because of Tariffs or other extreme liberalism, socialism and a hate for FREEDOM…..

Shay realized at a young age that her acting career was better suited outside of Canada, so she fucked right off, got cast in a hit show and established her entire fucking life with that show because it gave her millions and millions of followers she could sell product to.

She loved her exile to the USA so much, that she even recruited one of Canada’s top music television hosts….RAINBOW MOON FRYE….or some shit….either way, he fucked right off out of Canada too breed this c-level actress, with a-list level money. Stealing our ON-AIR TALENT….

I’ve heard stories from people who went to school with her that she was s rich kid to begin with, shocking, she’s Indian Masala….DOT NOT FEATHER….probably at least 1/2 first generation Canadian….and she was able to make the move.

Which is a reminder to you all, those who make it, leave Canada and never come back except to visit.

So all this Canada hype you MAY be hearing about, is just propaganda, we’re almost as American as you, probably more loyal to the USA than a state like Texas and the reality is, resources aside, you don’t want this gang of weak mooches on your social services.

But you may want our women who seem to leave us for you….

Shay’s in a bikini, whoring out luxury vacation style…because she’s a rich kid gone richer….

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

Shay Mitchell is the mom of two who has a hot body because she know the importance of having a hot body, unlike all those obese bitches who don’t have two kids, but instead have a lot of cats and an addiction to cake….who cry that obesity is racist, or some other bullshit….like outlawing the world obese and making it another “EN WORD” because it’s designed to DEHUMANIZE fat fucks by turning them into objects, large immovable objects, terrifying and cow sized objects….

Point of the story is so many moms cry about their baby weight, 40 years after having the fucking kid, while vain rich bitches who don’t subscribe to that, even those who don’t hire a migrant slave to carry the baby for them, say “fuck that noise, you victim loser fat cake eating monsters”…..and end up looking like this.

She’s from Canada….which has nothing to do with anything…but it’s worth mentioning since people from Canada aren’t supposed to wear bikinis….you know ice wall and shit…but I guess when you craft an elaborate escape plan bikinis get worn. Fascinating.

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

Shay Mitchell is not the most important Canadian, I watched the Shania Twain documentary on Netflix for about 15 minutes to see her modest start in the entertainment industry as a young girl in Northern Ontario, before making the move to Nashville to blow the fuck up and break records for women in song bullshit with her feminist anthems that never felt overly feminist to me, but that you know had to be postured that way for the sake of the current climate of our times, and really Shania was fucking hot and way more impressive than Shay Mitchell, but at least Shay’s not a bloated 60 year old yet, so staring at her mom of two tits on some luxury vacation cuz she’s rich, seems more fulfilling than jerking off to old Shania Twain videos like we did in the 90s and MTV was our jerk off material!

I’m glad she’s wearing her diaper sized underwear so that we don’t need to see her blown out, recently dropped a baby belly and vagina, while letting us look at her big mom tits, that are likely milk filled mom tits, because clearly she’s outgrown Canada, is no longer in Canada, because if she was, this would be her sucking back a Molson beer, maple syrup dripping off her face, in a snowsuit at her igloo and clearly she’s far too rich and famous for that!

These are pretty boring, I am going to try to find something more fulfilling, but while I do that, look at them mom tits!

THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Shay Mitchell