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2026

29

Jun

Nina Dobrev Forgot her Pants of the Day

There is a lot going on in these BEHIND THE SCENES pictures from Nina Dobrev’s recent FLAUNT photoshoot.

I did not know that FLAUNT magazine still existed, but in the early 2000s it was a pretty hip read, wasn’t it.

I guess when they feature dinosaurs like Nina Dobrev in their magazines, it’s easy to see that their hipness has aged out like the rest of us dinosaurs.

However, unlike most Dinosaurs, these are some BONES you would want to BONE, in the form of an Eastern European whore who never had to be a whore, because she routed through Canada and became a high paid celebrity, who now spends her days on yachts and doing photoshoots.

Dobrev is pretty cool, from fucking snowboard legends with orange hair, to not wearing pants and showing off her EASTERN EUROPEAN goods…and I’m into it.

You see, there is a lot going on here, pantless, pantyhose, Eastern Europe gypsy, ASS, skinny legs, middle aged childless pussy…just a lot going on here.

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2026

29

Jun

Eva Longoria’s Granny Thong Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria is old as shit, but the benefit of being old as shit is that she can wear a white bikini without fear of getting her period.

Don’t get me wrong, the white bikini is still a brave fashion choice, there’s all kinds of discharge of varying colors that can leak out of her vagina, then there’s the whole asshole…which you can see a glimpse of in her ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG…that’s more of an asshole behind full back bikini jacked up her ass for the paparazzi…because old people have less ass control and more digestive issues.

So she is brave!

The tragedy in this is that she’s in and wearing a bikini top, when she should have her titties out based on their culture, which she is appropriating thanks to making babies with guys from …

Her ass is most likely a product of injections, surgeries and vanity, since she’s old as shit, but it could be a fitness ass too.

We’ll never know, but we can always spend our days trying to figure it out by staring at it.

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2026

26

Jun

Lily Allen Old Lady Titty Time of the Day

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Lily Allen got divorced, breast implants, ozempic and botox and decided to re-package herself as a hot chick….

Something she couldn’t do in her early years because she had shit tits, was chubby and boring looking when pushing her silly songs…

However, with the power of procedures strong enough to make dudes like porn chicks, the 65 year old is able to dial in on her original dream…

In this DEGENERACY society, going sexual seems mainstream and obvious, even boring.

When everyone’s doing it, the shock value disappears and all I see is desperation…

I’m fine with it, it’s probably a more interesting version of her, but it’s not nearly as exciting as it should be.

Maybe she’ll level up again and post self-fishing videos – WEAR YOURSELF LIKE A WATCH LILY ALLEN…

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2026

26

Jun

Millie Bobby Brown Titty Time of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is a child star who targets the nerds…

So she uses her tits.

It probably offends her core fans who fell in love with her in her first season of Stranger Things, but the rest of us, into grown up women, it makes her more appealing.

I don’t like Stranger Things or other nerd shows, but I don’t mind when a nerd Icon pulls her tits out to sell products to those fans…

TITS get hits, keep em coming…in more ways than one…which we’re sure she already knows….CUM BE SPILLING TO THESE TITTIES in large volumes.

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2026

26

Jun

Dua Lipa Giving Boners of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s out here trying to give boners in her provocative outfits…

Unfortunately, Dua Lipa’s not giving me boners, maybe because my boners don’t work, or because I just don’t find he hot..

There’s something manly or transgender about her, even though she’s got tits and a fit enough body she’s showing off.

She is from some war torn country, where we’d assume she was human trafficked into the entertainment industry.

Instead, her dad was just a marketing dude who knew how to spam the internet, probably selling penis pills before selling his daughter’s YOUTUBE…

From cover songs to being the sound track of TikTok…she’s won….

Through it all, she’s had her tits…that for whatever reason I find pretty average…but she’s rich, recently married, probably fucking her husband all over their honeymoon stops, so this is her post-coitus…cum soaked and disgusting..

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2026

26

Jun

Country Girls in the Outdoors of the Day

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Since this is the internet, a shitty computer screen or phone screen even though this site isn’t optimized for phones that will ruin your life….from health to psychological…just sitting there getting fatter, more nerd bodied and retarded, while jerking off to porn until you run out of the last bit of testosterone you may have had….

Reminding you that the one thing you need is to get outside….get some sun….breathe some air…disconnect from the bullshit is important to me….

The best way to do that is with the nude women who are naked outdoors…

Even though they only think you’ll see if you actually go outdoors is mosquito bites, ticks, WEST NILE and LIME….not pussy…

It’s a motivator…

One which can be viewed from the computer screen or phone screen even though this site isn’t optimized for phones…

So that you don’t have to go outside….

We’ve gone full circle on this…

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2026

25

Jun

Old and Fat Charli XCX Fat Tits of the Day

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At a certain point in time, every UK woman eventually looks like she works at the Fish and Chip shop, grease covered, fat and grey skinned from not seeing the sun.

All out of shape, but ready to drink a bottle of wine like the wine mums at one of her divorced friend’s house to watch the latest FOOTBALL match…

You can take the 40 year old and her tits out of the UK but you can’t take the UK out of the tits…because at least she still has great enough tits, which is enough, power of tits or some shit..

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2026

25

Jun

Sienna Miller Still Worth a Fuck of the Day

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Sienna Miller may be old as shit and it is only natural to shelve old as shit women, but she’s shown up to an event in a dress with her tits busting out, reminding me that she was the kind of actress who got nude in the cinemas, on the SILVER SCREEN back in the day and it was about as hot as Hollywood got at the time…

Despite being old as shit, she’s still worth a fuck, or at least some low level sexualization because if given the chance you would make FUCK with her.

I saw the bigger bloated engorged tits and figured she was fat, as it turns out, she just gave birth last month, so they are just MILKY TITS….exciting.

Her gut is just post pregnancy shit…

Which means, SHE IS NOT EXPIRED YET, girl had a baby, that PUSSY STILL LUBRICATED in the tail-end of fertility, sure, but STILL FERTILE, so she MAKES the cut…

Now, we can imagine making CHEESE with her FRESH milk, not EXPIRED MILK, because we love cheese, espeically from HUMAN TITTY..

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2026

25

Jun

Zendaya is the Hottest Girl in Hollywood of the Day

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Zendaya is not very hot, but she is marketed as one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood, so this is a nice reminder that Hollywood lies, it manipulates you and tries to trick you, because no where in the world, is this face the hottest in the fucking room….except in conference rooms when figuring out who to cast, who to promote, in their shitty fucking mainstream movies that they finance…

Think of this as a warning, a public service announcement, not a PUBIC HAIR SERVICE announcement, unfortunately, because that would make Zendaya hotter….instead we just have her face.

She is wearing a Spiderman T-Shirt with no pants, so this is jerk off material for the nerds…I guess…even though you know she’s got shorts and underwear on underneath because she is not that fun.

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2026

25

Jun

Pantsless of the Day

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I found out that the girls on the internet call this WINNIE THE POOHING…..because WINNIE THE POOP doesn’t wear pants so that the bear can shit in the woods and not have it make a sound or some shit…

I’ve been told, it’s also called Donald Ducking, because he also doesn’t wear pants…

Then someone else told me it’s called LAMP SHADING…

So apparently, there are 1000 in the english language for bitches who don’t wear pants, just shirts, ass out, pussy out, SHIRT ON….so that they can comply with the NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE regulations of your local deli….in the best way possible…

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