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2026

09

Apr

Hilary Duff’s White Swimsuit ASs of the Day

When you’re 50 fucking years old, you’re still brave to wear a white swimsuit, not because of the period scares that may happen…but because of the shitting yourself, especially after all the anal we assume was had over a career as a nickelodeon starlet they couldn’t knock up, because it would ruin their earning potential and the whole SCANDAL that comes with execs impregnating teen actors…JAMIE LYNN SPEARS….so they kept it in the backdoor to protect themselvs…

You old fucks are a little too weird still having a thing for Hilary Duff after all these years, I mean she is a tank you can fantasize about having move your appliances, but it’s time to move on perverts…

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2026

09

Apr

Olivia Cockburn Has Turned Full Blown AIDS of the Day

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Olivia Cockburn was the lesbian on The OC, the lesbian on House….pretty much the Lesbian….

She has for whatever reason become a serious filmmaker or Director now, probably thanks to being rich, in the industry for 30 fucking years of sucking the right cock that can’t believe the Lesbian from TV is sucking their cock, so they give them a budget or greenlight their film project….

Well, she started out a COCKBURN, but that burn’s got WILDE and now she looks like she has full blown AIDS, all emaciated, hard jawed, with her skin hanging off her….

For those of you into CRACKWHORES that look like they may shower more often then the ones who use bathroom air freshener spray on their cunts between clients….

THIS COCKBURN is for you…

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2026

09

Apr

Lili Reinhart 90s Centerfold Outfit of the Day

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Lili Reinhart went to some bullshit fashion event, since fashion is bullshit….and she wore some revealing lace outfit that potentially has visible nipples, just not quite enough visible nipple, to be fully a nipple. As products of not being breast fed as children, we need to see the chunky nipple part of the nipple to latch onto, not the shit stain, to really get off to an outfit….

Reinhart, of Riverdale fame, is potentially a GEN Z icon who luckily got on the Ozempic and dropped about 50 pounds of disgusting.

She’s still got some of the tit that her boyfriend Jughead, once posted on the internet…he was one of the twins from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, which was some kids show they were on as kids, and where they probably got molested or at least destroyed at their core by the adults around them that were mooching off them….which is probably why he leaked her titty pics…

She’s dressed like a 90s porn mag centerfold, or stripper, who got the outfit at the sex shop back when there was limited options in cheap yeast infection causing lingerie…

HOT…because she’s not as fat as she was, which is always fun, because fat chicks gone skinny always push the whoring harder.

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2026

09

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Tranny Bikini of the Day

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You have to wonder if Kylie Jenner uses the same beauty tips, tricks and tactics /plastic surgeon who cut off her dad’s dick and helped him commit to his Halloween costume 365 days a year by crafting a pussy out of what was left of his dick….

But I am going to think it’s some mad scientist they they’ve got living in the dungeon of one of their palaces in the hills of Calabasas, connected through tunnels, where other human trafficking takes place, so that the blood of imported African babies can be pumped through their bodies in hopes of finding some youth serum….

These are rich people with no class, tact or real scruples, they are disgusting at their core and they pollute our American dream, or the American dream by having raped it up the ass because the pussy wasn’t healed yet….

There was a wholesome time in America, maybe it’s just 1950s nostalgia or propaganda where people were still human and not these weird hybrid internet demons….

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2026

09

Apr

Sydney Sweeney is The Hottest of Hollywood and Bezos’ Spank Bank of the Day

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I know that based on Jeff Bezos’ wife, he’s probably a homosexual rich guy who fucks trannies in his evil billionaire lair in New Zealand….until he decides to marry them in some over-the-top wedding no one actually cares about….

So his love for Sydney Sweeney, throwing personal money at her panty project, isn’t really all that telling of whether she’s a hot chick or not. It’s more a chick he thinks can sell panties using his platform, or a good face for a panty brand he’s been conceptualizing all those years of fucking chicks with dicks….

What it does mean is that they want you to be blinded by her tits, and consider her a hot chick, since she is one of their own…

I don’t know why the lizard people who shapeshift their way to our world elite haven’t mastered the eyes, because most of them have these dopey retard looking eyes, which may just be lizard people problems….

Luckily, the lizard people know to use big tits and blonde hair to tap into all our fantasies of busty blondes they’ve tried to snuff out all these years…

Anyway, Sweeney’s breakout role was in a depressing series that only had two seasons, which came out during COVID, and that involved despressing teens fucking and doing drugs, darkly shot and overall demonic.

It didn’t celebrate being young and having fun, it celebrated dog shit and if I’m going to watch teens being perverts on drugs, I want it to be fucking fun…not all fucking serious….

It was created or a re-worked Israeli show fo the American market, produced or developed by some Hollywood rich kid who has a career…because he’s a Hollywood rich kid…..

So his version of a fun high school experience didn’t really exist in his lame sheltered rich kid world…

So instead of building a fun fantasy to lift us all up where we belong, he went with lower our frequencies to his dog shit version of what would be the BEST times of our lives….

ANYWAY, 10 years after season 2, they’ve done Season 3, like the comeback of LAGUNA BEACH on ROKU, or the REDO of BAYWATCH, I am hoping no one CARES…and that they keep that filth out of their lives, if you want filth watch regular porn instead of Hollywood trash to violate your SOUL.

OBVIOUSLY, their star player was at the premiere, in a corset to look hour glass, but without her tits or panty-line panty LINE if you know what I mean….if you don’t I mean….a panyline from her panty collection….

She could have used this moment for VIRAL stunts….instead she went with this:

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Lily Rose Depp brought her LESBIAN Cankles to the AFTER PARTY….which was also not EXCITING…

I think they call it – lipedema….

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2026

08

Apr

Public Nudity of the Day

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The world is a wonderful place, full of adventure an excitement, it’s just the people in it who tend to fucking suck…

This whole internet online experience, that has removed us from the human experience, by giving us a videogame version of a human experience is probably to blame.

Sure, life sucked when you were a homesteader in winter dying of scurvy, with 8 sick kids, only 1 who will make it….

But at least it didn’t suck as hard as internet memes, doom scrolling, the news, propaganda, and other bullshit…

It’s nice to disconnect, reconnect with nature, our natural form…..

But it’s not that easy to do, so in this world that is relatively boring, depressing and disgusting, filled with dog shit people…..

At least we’ve got girls taking nude selfies in public, you know the way they were meant to…

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2026

08

Apr

Rachel Sennot is the Hottest of Young Hollywood of the Day

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Hollywood still makes a lot of money, it still makes a lot of people money, it still exists, because as the Netflix subscribers from EARLY Netflix have proven, people will watch anything made available to them, no matter how shit it is.

I don’t know enough about this shit, but I know that Rachel Sennot is marketed as the hottest thing in the industry….

Hollywood probably died when the “Film School” artists of the 70s brought edginess to the corny industry that was, because “Film School” artists, even though I don’t believe in art, were trying to prove art exists and they did that through being rebels or some shit, which made for darker and dirtier content….

But yeah, when Film School became some industry in and of itself for a bunch of rich kids with no direction who wanted to go Hollywood, which slowly became woke trash because that’s how validating their bullshit degree becomes, coupled with Boss Bitches making content for the wine mom, overall brings you shit…

ANYWAY…

With ugly Film Students and ugly Film Execs, comes ugly actors they use to speak to a generation because they think they have relateble and marketable humor…

Rachel Sennot is the second biggest thing in young Hollywood, outside of Sweeney’s fake tits…

She is so average looking, it ties into the whole tactic of relatable and marketable humor…

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2026

08

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hot Mexican Bought Tits of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is Mexican, so her plastic surgery into muppet with bolt on tits, to push that psy-op that is natural chicks aren’t hot, preparing you to fuck their sex robots while the world elite take over the world and keep you locked up in your pod eating bugs…is not a product of medical tourism, going to Mexico for those baby stem cells….because Mexico is home..it’s just what you do when you’re one of the Cartel’s wives or mistresses…

The only shocking thing about Eiza is that she speaks relatively perfect english, despite having those tits….

While someone like Salma Hayek, also a Mexican with tits, still can’t articulate a full sentence….

Then there’s Sofia Vergara, also a Mexican or Mexican , who also can’t articulate a full sentence in English…

I guess when you’re a fraud and the tits aren’t real, you try harder…

She’s in Men’s Health, looking fit, which is probably also a fraud…but I guess who cares…

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2026

08

Apr

Jenna Ortega Shimmy of the Day

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Here’s another one of Young Hollywood’s hottest….

The good news is that she isn’t fat.

The bad news is that she may have a dick, because her facial structure is manly, including the ceiling eyes / fetal alcohol syndrome, they haven’t been about to sort out at the cloning lab and all their industry plants seem to have them….

In this woke, even when they say woke mob is dead, it’s still woke inclusivity dumbness, so a skinny chick, even a visible minority skinny chick, needs a bigger reason to get the hype she gets, even if she’s a good little puppet who does what she is told, and that bigger reason may be a cock…

Hard to tell while she mindlessly does her signature awkward dance because these people are as retarded as their fanbase…

RETARD DANCING SHIT…

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2026

06

Apr

Sabrina Carpenter Clown Porn of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is some big head, small body, bobble head looking tart that the industry wants you to think looks hot.

She has the overall sex appeal of a French Revolution prostitute who applied powder to her face, and rouge to her cheeks, in hopes of not tipping off her johns into realizing that she is dying of consumption or the plague….she has bills to pay…

For those of you not into French Revolution prostitutes with terminal illnesses from poor hygiene and no sewage system in place in their cities, that isn’t HIGH sex appeal.

Sabrina Carpenter is a circus freak, a carnival clown, but an industry plant they want you to jerk off and think is hot as part of their tactics to turn you gay, unhappy, miserable, sucicidal….your instincts don’t want you jerking off to girls you don’t genuinely find hot, but that you MIND OVER MATTER to convince yourself is hot…

Anyway, here’s the smut she produced..dancing around in underwear nd it is horror movie shit…that you can jerk off to cuz of underwear of shit…