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2026

27

Jul

Bikini Bridges of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, you only die once….YODO….

If you’re going to kill yourself, because your life sucks, you’re miserable, you feel all alone, you don’t have balls, you feel like a failure, the system is getting you down, or you’re dying of a terminal disease and the government of Canada wants to kill you off because they don’t want you to be an expense to the system…and you’re not willing to actually do a leaving Las Vegas and sell your worldly possessions to buy a one way ticket to somewhere epic, only to kill yourself in their jungles or on their drugs, while potentially finding fun and meaning and purpose along the way, because you finally took your fucking life by the balls and escaped the matrix…

There are a few options in how you can do it….

I think the best option is jumping off some BIKINI BRIDGES….

For those who don’t know, the BIKINI BRIDGE is the fabric from the bikini between the hips….that lifts up above the pubic bone so bright, because bitch is skinny.

It is basically the best kind of bridge to fuck with, to walk along, to jump off….

So check it out…

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2026

24

Jul

Old Ass Heidi Klum Topless Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum is possibly a product of Eugenics, but clearly that 1940s Nazi technology isn’t quite perfect, because she is clearly starting to rot….

She had a good run, but granny ass is inevitable….you can’t fight biology, it is just the way it is…

The mom of a dozen kids, could be a German dominatrix, into getting shit on….like some kind of pervert or maybe she’s just an exhibitionist, or doing the EUROPEAN bikini, topless in the water thing…it’s not porn, it’s art and sophistication….

I just know her tits are out…

She’s promoting her brand of some products, looks like CHIPS, which she’s clearly been product testing as hard as she can, because look at that ass…..

Tits get hits are great for marketing, something this German whore who has climbed the ranks with her strong, grippy, ladder climbing labia…

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2026

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Dumper and Waterfalls of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted an ass pic, set against a waterfall, in efforts to make the picture less about her ass and more about her ass being in some epic location, like she is taking it on it’s inaugural voyage, despite being 50 fucking years old…..

That ass seems to be either a lie through editing, or an ass that has been built in a lab…it’s just far rounder and perkier than her ass was in her 20s working for Victoria’s Secret, so something FISHY is going on here…

It’s some “DON’t Go CHASING WATERFALLS” inspired….where did that ASS come from MURDER mystery…

Asses generally don’t get rounder and perkier as a bitch ages, maybe it’s fitness, that’s what she’d want you to believe….I think it’s some sort of procedure because it’s more realistic….

Here is her ass in 2012 as a reference, that’s 14 years ago bro…

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2026

24

Jul

Full Bush Friday of the Day

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I’ve been an advocate of BUSH, FULL BUSH, BIG NATURAL BUSH for as long as I can .

Maybe, I am just nostalgic or a contrarian, who likes to go against anything mainstream like PUSSY WAXING….

However, now that the FULL BUSH is back due to laziness and people realizing the hotness of Bush…..I am still all in on BUSH advocacy…

It’s my political position, the charity I endorse….

So I asked the AI to tell me a joke about bush and it said:P

“How is pubic hair like parsley? You just push it to the side before you start eating.”

Here’s some BUSH and COMPUTER GENERTATED JOKES on a FRIDAY…

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2026

24

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Tight Pants Tennis Twerk of the Day

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There are plenty of international rumors that Jessica Alba has herpes.

This may be speculative and just internet rumors of the last 20 years, back when Alba was young and hot and using that pussy to get to the top of the food chain….even if it meant rubbing up on dirty cock…. so it might as well be true.

You can google Alba herpes and you’ll find all kinds of resources on the subject, some even seem more credible than this site that just makes shit up…

The rumor apparently goes back to Derek Jeter spreading herpes amongst his women, including Paris Hilton, who had her T-Mobile Sidekick hacked before phone hacks were a thing, and there were pictures of her VALTREX in the documents…..so the Alba Herpes the speak of is the super strain, the POWERFUL strain….

Watching her old lady ass, even as someone who was never really and ALBA fan, confirms that I would definitely let those herpes juices all over my face, dripping off my chin…if anything, when it comes to ALBA you need the herpes secretions to keep her lubricated…because she is old and dry….. when it comes to ALBA you need the herpes secretions to keep her lubricated because my sex appeal is like the hand dryer in a public bathroom at a truck stop…I have a drying affect on women….SHAMWOW..

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2026

24

Jul

Katie Holmes’ Leather Pants and Sloppy Tits of the Day

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I just watched the movie GO from 1999….

Katie Holmes was in it, apparently from before her Dawson’s Creek stardom that killed James Vanderbeek and turned Joshua Jackson onto extremely dark women…

It was 27 years ago, sure, that’s a long fucking time ago….it just doesn’t feel like it was that long ago, until you look at a present day Katie Holmes in leather pants looking like a saggy tit, menopausal, old maid of a high school English teacher, finally out on a date with an ex convict she met online dating, deciding it’s time to SASS up her life with some SASSY titty top her tits can’t and some SASSY leather pants like some kind of dominatrix or lesbian biker….

I have seen Katie Holmes in person, she was filming in a park near me and I could tell that she has no soul….

Scientology ripped it out of her, and possibly replaced her with ROBOT parts, but not the SEX ROBOT that will maintain its sex appeal for 1000 years like it is WALL-E, long after humanity leaves this earth to live on Elon Musk’s Mars, assuming Space isn’t Fake and Gay……

But rather the instead the rotting kind…

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2026

23

Jul

Rat Cow Face of the Day

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Imagine looking at RAT COW and thinking she was hot…

There is a group of people who look at her face and think she is hot….

Those people are most likley gays who work in the marketing business, getting boners on her follower count and conversions….her face secondary…

Kinda like the rest of us put up with her ridiculousness, whether that is her high school education trying to rationalize a career in titty content, with low level sociological observations positioned as her debate arguments….

MISOGYNY..TOXIC MALES…FEMINISM….but with the sophistication of a coddled rich titty model with a high school education…

ANYWAY…

She offsets the face with the tits….and in this case her pubic bone, pussy area, to show you she’s waxed down and not as hairy as her face makes you think she would be…

She may be nothing without the tits and showing of her asshole to get noticed, but it worked and in a huge way, because they think she’s mainstream and not a gutter interent slut pushing clickbait nudes for views….even though that is basically what she is…

Imagine looking at RAT COW’s face even before it was botched and thinking she was hot….what a concept…

Here’s the crotch rot / jock itch…

, she’s been rewarded favorably for her looks which means you are allowed to call her ugly. It’s the tradeoff of being a “Public Figure” or in her case a “PUBIC Figure”….

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2026

23

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Chemo Turban Titties of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel has her titty pads in, her push up bra on, and her explanted tits almost look as glorious as they did when they had their tiny titty model implants in them…

I hate fake tits as a general rule, but the Victoria’s Secret high paid top models that were trafficked into our lives on the Epstein plane held a special place in my heart, fake tits or not, because they were mainstream titty models making bank before fats and genderless whined them out of work…

Hot chick lives matter…even when corporations turn on them…

That being said, Swanepoel still exists and is still in her underwear despite being old…

She is also wearing a turban, like she’s old Hollywood glam…is that Grace Kelly married to the Prince of Monaco before dying in her car crash….

Or is it a girl with Chemo trying to look fashionable and presentable at a family function she is attending because she’s dying and doesn’t know how many more opportunities she’ll have, plus she likes everyone crying over her and giving her attention because they know she’s sick….she’s one of those…not Candice, but the girl I imagined her to be….the one with CHEMO turbans on instead of bad wigs….

Either way….it’s hot…

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2026

23

Jul

Rihanna Fucking Inflatables of the Day

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I don’t know why people have inflatable pool toy fetishes, but it’s common enough to be a known fetish, dude rub their dick on the plastic seam, establishing unhealthy relationships with the inanimate objects, bouncing on them at the pool until they cum, etc…

I also don’t know why people have a Rihanna fetish, especially since she’s bloated out and become an infatable pool toy in her own right….

I just know we’ve got lingerie clad inflatable fatties on actual inflatables to push product to the average retard because it works…

Speaking of retards…what’s with Rihanna’s face? Forever the pop star who looks like she was is lacking a chromosome, who also looks like a toon who starred in Who Framed Roger Rabbit and was flattened….yes…Who Framed Roger Rabbit…if you’re going to jerk off to a cartoon it might as well be Jessica Rabbit…

Anyway, here’s some heavily edited fat Rihanna looking old doing sex content to sell panties to her fans..

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2026

23

Jul

See Thru Outfits of the Day

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I am old as shit, so when I see tits through clothing, I get excited.

Seeing the nipple outline or discoloration that lets me know this girl’s a whore who wants her tits to be seen, otherwise she’d have thicker clothing on, or maybe she’d have a little fucking decency, grace, modesty by keeping her damn titties under wraps, maybe with a bra or sports bra on….

See thru clothing makes going outside exciting…..

But then again, see through lingerie, underwear, pretty much anything that lets me get a glimpse of the goods, without it being fully revealed…

It is a friendly gift from an exhibitionist soft selling her nudes…

It’s a COSTCO SAMPLER to an overeater, GIVE ME A FULL SIZED PORTION OF THOSE CHIPS…..

It’s some sort CHRISTMAS GIFT UNDER THE TREE with ripped wrapping giving us a peak into the gift, without giving us the FULL GIFT until CHRISTMAS MORNING….

It is subtle and manipulative enough to be exciting….

So let US celebrate the best clothing around, see through clothing, which is barely doing the job of clothing….in a good way.