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2026

05

Jun

Irina Shayk in a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk, top model and professional PUSSY to the stars….who has made an internal cum shot….a CREAMPIE if you will…stick to the walls of her uterus to make a baby with Gigi Hadid’s boyfriend….posted some bikini pics.

The Russian decide to make it artistic, by doing a bikini reflection picture, which makes it harder to pinpoint her flaws and aging scars…

But, you can still make-out her Russian spy titties that have allowed her to be the pussy to the STARS…

I think she’s lovely, for a prostitute….

Sure, she probably doesn’t consider herself a prostitute, but that’s just a matter of opinion, to the rich, the model agency and their roster of talent is just a directory of by the hour women who have been vetted and look good…

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2026

05

Jun

Kylie Jenner Bikini Monster of the Day

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Kylie Jenner terrifies me.

Her family are modern day terrorists who have destroyed more than one generation of women.

Sure, that’s giving them a lot of credit, when it was really just a timing thing and the general population were obviously ready for it.

But since they generate billions of dollars through their low hanging trash, they are the beacons, the top of the food chains, the TOP DOGS who are literal dogs…

Just a group of uglies who figured out how to make the right noise to compel the retards…

Kylie, the youngest, unless you count Caitlin’s pussy, since it’s still in its infancy….can’t really be blamed for the exploitation and her behaviorial issues from the exploitation….

That doesn’t make her any less terrifying…

However, I can still stare at her social media clown tits.

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2026

05

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Not all Fishnet pictures are created equally.

There is so much variety when it comes to the classic hosiery.

Some wear mesh thigh highs, other full body suits, there is just so much variety…

Some are older, other younger, some have fat asses, others fat vaginas…

Something for everyone with the versatile classic…

Just be happy these are not some fat genderless gamers who drink too many energy drinks, watch too much anime and who wear women’s clothing in public, waiting for a bus, or in line at Starbucks in front of you….because those are the WORST kind of abuse our friend the fishnet have been through.

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2026

05

Jun

Alison Brie’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Alison Brie being named after a popular cheese makes perfect sense, because she ages like cheese.

She may think that is a compliment, since cheese fans like the oldest and smelliest of cheeses, but it’s more a reference to the cheese quality I deal with, which is low quality cheese quality, that isn’t some 10,000 dollar wheel of 30 year old parm, but rather a few months old and growing green shit, possibly filled with white worms, CHEEZ WHIZ in my fridge.

ANYWAY….

She’s old as shit, she looks old as shit, and for some insane reason Hollywood cast her to be in the new He-Man movie where she may or may not play SHE-RA the princess of power….but seems to have a pretty significant main role…despite being old as shit.

Apparently, Hollywood doesn’t want us jerking off to 20 year olds anymore, so they feed us 40 somethings…

Apparently, Hollywood think that her cleavage, since she has moderate sized tits, is enough to trigger us into jerking off to her in the new He-Man movie…

Well, if it’s not Dolph Lundgren, I don’t want it.

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2026

05

Jun

Carmen Electra’s AI Ass of the Day

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Carmen Electra may think saying she has an AI ass is a compliment, like that her ass is banging.

There are narcissistic weirdos who fully believe that the AI is them.

They can have the AI write them a novel and they’ll think it’s their masterful work.

They can run their pictures through AI Filters and images and think to themselves that they are as hot as the AI is making them, so the AI isn’t rebuilding them, he’s just amplifying their already hotness.

They are they same people, like Carmen Electra, who have fake tits and think that they have hot tits, monetize the tits, like they are their own tits, when the first set were a 5,000 purchase.

She’s been a fraud her entire career, so selling AI versions of her ass to her loser retard fans, seems far less evil or manipulative than it is, but it is evil and manipulative.

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2026

04

Jun

Old Lady Jennifer Garner Pretends to be J.Lo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I am of the school of thought that Jennifer Garner is not hot.

When Ben Affleck ended up with her and sticking with her as long as he did, I just assumed she was less of a pain in the ass than hot chicks and that he could fuck hot chicks whenever he wanted becasue she was just happy to have him around. One of those fan-girls who let her man do what he wants, whether alcoholism, drugs, new pussy all while maintaining a level of security and normalcy at home. She’s the mom figure that we may all need, but that you only get when you’re Ben Affleck…or other rich dudes who have groupie pussy on their jock.

Anyway, she is now very old, far less hotter than she was at her prime and she has decided to take on the other woman in her man’s life, by chaneling her look, and botox addiction, in this unnecessary swimsuit shoot.

These bitches are so petty and competitive….because of their insecurity.

Garner has been the basic, normal, not hot, everyday mom character…there is no need to strip her down in her 50s, unless she wants to be…you know, trying to give the boners.

If you’re feeling charitable, jerk off to it…

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2026

04

Jun

Girls with Guns of the Day

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It’s possible that rednecks are the only ones who like seeing girls with guns, since they like guns and seeing a girl with something they are into excites them….

But as someone who thinks guns are awesome and who thinks that everyone should have a gun, especially if it is your constitutional right, meaning not having a gun makes you a bit of a retard loser….I figure throwing some pussy and titty in with the guns makes sense…

Then there’s the whole libtard tranny blue hair hormonally fucked up weirdos who fear guns and women, who may cum themselves like someone would piss themselves when seeing those two things together.

So really, girls posing with guns is pretty universal….weak flacid losers scared of guns can find it thrilling, as can backyard bomb making hicks who know every gun released by every brand over the last 50 years….

THE POINT IS…TITS make everything better…

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2026

04

Jun

Josephine Skriver Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Josephine Skriver may be old as shit but she’s still looking good.

I guess women don’t rot as hard as they used to, because there was a time when 33 was basically 100, and girls who made money being whores in their underwear would have to get real jobs or suicide themselves out of their misery.

Skriver is built different, literally, her father was a biologist homosexual who recruited a lesbian to host his designer baby for him, using his cloning technology, or at least genetic modification technology.

Outside of potential weird cancers, maybe the trade-off is looking alright….

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2026

04

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the DAy

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Since women are perverted exhibitionist whores who like to get all the male attention they can in a given day, while complaining about how toxic it is, with their big tits squished into a sports bra that they wear while jogging in slow motion down a busy downtown street….

There is not real season for TANLINES…..

You’d think there was, that summer would be required, but modern tech, beauty products, travel opportunities, make everyday a tanline day, even for those who don’t live in the tropics…

It’s like that “everything is a dildo if you are brave enough” meme, all days are tanline days if you like highlighting the good parts…

Naughty Naughty…

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2026

03

Jun

Britney Spears’ Weirdo Lingerie Dance of the Day

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I am not sure why Britney Spears doesn’t launch her ONLYFANS or exclusive content channel, because I would watch her masturbate all day like the retard with brain damage she seems to be….

Unless, the SSRIs and anti-psychotics she’s on have taken away her sex drive, leaving her to her weird lingerie dance exhibitionism instead.

But I assume it has to do with Britney being actually dead, in a coma and this being AI or a Body double, probably not AI since the AI would likely restrict the racy content for going against their and conditions….

It doesn’t really seem like a modern day Britney, or a professionally trained performer, even after a mental break.

It does seem to be some low level Phoebe Price type shot 15 years ago before cameras and internet tech was better quality.

I’ll still look at the pussy region in lace and pretend it’s Britney Bitch…