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2026

28

Jul

Vittoria Ceretti’s Subtle Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Vittoria Ceretti is one of Old Man Pervert Leo DiCaprio’s concubines….she may or may not live in one of her castles with his other boyfriends, used to present herself as female, only to trick people into thinking he doesn’t suck on the HASS DICK…PUSSY POSSE, more like MAN PUSSY POSSE…

Anyway, she’s a top model, she looks like she may be a dude….that’s the look…travels the world in luxury with celebrity and it’s all so exciting…..

What is also exciting is that she’s giving a glimpse of her pectoral muscles / nipples….

I’m not a tiny tit hater, I actually love the tiny tit…

I also like TITTIES for FASHION….because there was a pre-internet time when FASHION TV runway shows was what you had to jerk off to…or if you worked as stock boy at a drug store that didn’t sell Playboy, you’d be forced to bust out the VOGUE for your breaktime jerk…

It speaks to me on a nostalgic level…

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2026

28

Jul

Skinny Kaia Gerber’s Visible Panties of the Day

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Skinny Kaia Gerber, daughter of Cindy Crawford and the Gerber Baby who grew up to build a billion dollar tequila brand with George Clooney, who understand the importance of not being fat because her mother’s life and career depended on it, showed up to a premiere of a new Ryan Murphy series / movie that she is in. He gives her consistent acting work, must be a family friend, or a fan of Cindy Crawford who appreciates a modern woman who values the importance of starving herself out to be skinny like it was the 90s….even though he’s a poofter….

The movie is called the SHARDS and it is American Psycho writer Easton Ellis’ new book….which doesn’t really matter, all of Ryan Murphy’s bullshit is successful, like he’s got a deal with the devil, or dirt on his earlier financiers who couldn’t say no to him and all his projects…however, in Ryan Murphy’s heathen pervert’s successes was Nip/ Tuck, which was great and justified his seemingly endless career of non-stop gayness on TV…

ANYWAY, this isn’t about the movie, it’s about Kaia Gerber’s visible panties, which remind me of the part of the THONG SONG that goes…

“LET ME EAT THAT THONG”…..

Seriously, we can BUBBA GUMP that shit, by frying it, baking it, soaking it, brewing it…serving it with socks and pantyhose, even used TAMPONS for the IRON…

“LET ME EAT THAT THONG……”

I’ve just been notified, those aren’t the lyrics of the THONG SONG, that was my re-write in my creepy pervert mind….the actual lyrics are LET ME SEE THAT THONG…far less exciting…

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2026

28

Jul

Nude Beach Tuesday of the Day

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For whatever reason, I am a pervert…..

I enjoy being surrounded by naked people, so that I can stare at their vaginas…

Unfortunately, I am also a loser, so the stars have aligned in a way that nothing works out in my favor…

So the times I have tried to make my way to nudist resorts or nudist colonies, I’ve been surrounded by gay dudes with erections….

The first time I went to a nude beach, I literally saw a dude butt blasting another dude in bushes….which wasn’t what I signed up for.

I think there was one set of tits, and they were old lady sloppy tits….

So I gave up on the nude beach dreams….

Luckily, the tides have shifted, our LUCK has turned a new corner, because bitches on the internet who go to nude beaches take selfies and them to the internet….so it’s like we are there, from the comfort of our home, looking at a screen, not connecting with humans or reality, because maybe we’re still losers….

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2026

28

Jul

Tuesday Panty Flash of the Day

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I am a believer in panty flashes, I’ve been an advocate for girls flashing me their panties since high school, yes, when I was also in High School and not working in one as a janitor…

I figure, if you’re going to invest all that money into cute, decorative, stylish underwear, it would be a crime to not let strangers see it.

Whether that is sticking out of the jeans, or being shown up skirt, or a full on panty flash….I’m ready for it.

The only issue we are facing is that girls generally don’t wear underwear anymore, except when they have their periods and you wouldn’t want to see the underwear murder scene….

Then there’s bikinis and bathing suits that are more revealing than actual underwear they wear…which you’d think would be a selling point in the manipulation of being panty flashed…luckily, you don’t need manipulation, these girls do the flashing themselves, without being asked self starters / self motivated….

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2026

27

Jul

Sydney Sweeney is Obvious of the Day

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The nice thing about a talentless Sydney Sweeney is that she’s all in on her tits…

She is more into her tits than any of her loser fans who are blinded by her tits are.

She doesn’t even pretend she doesn’t have the tits, or that they aren’t her number one asset.

She just ANNA NICOLE SMITH’s them tits, and milks them harder than they where her first born child drying to get fed…

She pushes the tits on us harder than we pull the tits with our teeth from her….

She gets it, it’s basic, not compelling, and ultimately JUST FUCKING TITS…

Yet the retard mind gets SUCKED right into it….because of wanting to SUCK her nipples off her…

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO CAUSE A RASH WITH OUR ACIDIC SALVIA FORCING NIPPLE AMPUTATION?

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2026

27

Jul

Tate McRae for Adidas of the Day

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Tate McRae is the body of Tate McRae…

She is also the body of Adidas Sport…because she’s an athlete….

Like so many sports brands before Adidas….they’ve decided to go with popstar reality TV show trash like Tate McRae to be the body that sells their gear to normie women….

Rather than investing in actual accomplished or talented atheltes who actually NEED the money and to compete in their sports.

Scumbag clickbait generators…

I guess we should expect it from Adidas…seeing as they are founded by nazis…

Adidas was founded by brothers Adolf (“Adi”) and Rudolf Dassler, who were card-carrying Nazi party . During WWII, they repurposed their shoe factory to manufacture the Panzerschreck, an anti-tank weapon. After the war, the brothers split up, creating Adidas and Puma.

Now they use Popstar ass to sell product…..

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2026

27

Jul

Stella Maxwell Looking Like the Party has Caught Up to Her of the Day

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You may not this, but I do, even though I don’t much….

Stella Maxwell was a low level model, who looked pretty androngynous, meaning she looked like a fucking dude with short hair. It appealed to the hipster market at the time, but then she befriended Barbara Palvin and decided it was time for her to convince Victoria’s Secret to bring some edgy Millennial lesbian to their roster…..

So she grew her hair out, got some small implants, and became a VS model, doing the whole GIRL thing….because all women apparently want to be their own version of barbie…

ANYWAY, she secured herself in the world, used her lesbianism to get into the pants of many celebs, like MILEY and others….they scissored and fisted and whoever the fuck knows what else these lesbians do….

She became the accessible lesbian to test the lesbian waters with because she looked like a chick dudes would think was a hot chick, text book, VS MODEL. style…

It was the woke times of needing to be BI sexual to get jobs…DIVERSE…

Anyway, I don’t know if she still does lesbian shit, but her neck looks fucking old, the party hipster lesbian lifestyle has caught up with her….but at least she’s still skinny…old and skinny…looking like a meth addict and I like it…especially when her bikini is being eaten by her pussy harder than Kristen Stewart was eaten by her pussy…

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2026

27

Jul

Tricia Helfer Cash Grabbing of the Day

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Tricia Helfer is a Canadian model turned actress who is possibly best known for Battlestar Galactica, because all the nerds I know love Battlestar Galactica and the fact that Tricia Helfer was the hot chick in that shit makes me think the nerds are loyal to her from that shit…

She has done other acting jobs, but her core fanbase is likely the nerds from Battlestar Galactica…and now she’s got the more important job of cashing the fuck in on those nerds, who have credit cards and deep commitment to telling her they love her BOBS AND VAGINS…

It’s like none of these people have actual souls, they just see easy money and run with it, because acting doesn’t pay all that much, or at least doesn’t squeeze every penny it can out of the audience they’ve built through whoring…..

They call it the FAN EXPERIENCE to sleep at night and not feel like WHORES…but becoming models and actors in the firstplace comes with whoring….and luckily so do we…come to whoring…

Anyway, why start a direct to consumer beverage brand, too much work, just sell ASS…at 52 years old…PERVERT on many levels…but time’s running out…so this happened…

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2026

27

Jul

Alex Daddario is Average Looking of the Day

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Alex Daddario is a rich kid, but she is probably considered a celebrity. She has been in movies and dudes have jerked off to her rich kid tits in those movies….

However, her real talent seems to be that she has the ability to come across as perfectly average looking.

In any content she puts out there, she destroys any sense of celebrity, in whatever suspension of disbelief, where we buy into her being something more important than she is….because of marketing and hype around her tits and her celebrity….and brings us right back down to seeing her as an average chick.

They want us to think she’s this super babe from another realm of babe…but then she puts out instagram content and she seems like an awkward camp councillor.

The only salvation is knowing she has tits, but plenty of average, boring, awkward, autistic chicks have great tits…so as she likes to remind us, she’s nothing special.

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2026

27

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Titty Dance of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is a big breasted celebrity and host. She’s gamed the system with her big tits, thanks to having big tits, and manipulating her way into stardom with those tits. Girl can hardly speak english, unless that’s just an act, all to make her success even more annoying to American big tits out there living in trailer parks…this immigrant stole your job….

She is currently travelling in Europe, that is what rich people do in the summer. They have yachts, entourages, and spend their days eating at the expensive restaurants….

For some reasons, one I call moron brain, any bitch sees a camera on her, she is compelled to do an awkward retard dance for the camera.

It’s the basis of TikTok, and so many chicks do it…

Vergara is not immune to the basic, normie on instagram behavior….except when she does it, it’s with rich, famous tits that don’t need to be awkwardly dancing.

It appears her luxury vacation has brought her to greek, the birthplace of ANAL SEX, which makes one wonder, has she gone GREEK while in GREECE, OLIVE OIL ENEMAS, even though her asshole probably has the flexibility and malleability to achieve stretching without OLIVE OILS…

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