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2026

06

Apr

Lexee Smith Shitty Tits in Playboy of the Day

In being a boomer, I had no idea that Playboy was still doing titty photoshoots with the tits out for their magazine.

I wrote Playboy off during Hef’s dementia days when he used every gutter chick with bleached hair and shitty tits…

Only to sell the rights to some porn company that let any pig be a model because they needed the content….

Only for his gay son to takeover the brand and decide to remove nudity in order to be ad friendly for google….

Well, apparently they are back, if you consider this being back…

They did a titty shoot with some chick named Lexee Smith, who is apparently a dancer…

Not the kind of A-Lister you want to see with tits out….

But still has the tits out, not the best tits…and they forgot to include the cunt…

So Playboy still sucks.

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2026

06

Apr

Wrestler Mandy Rose in the Shower of the Day

The WWE Divas always looked like trashy strippers and not the good kind to me…

So it wasn’t overly shocking when one of their WWE DIVAS decided to sell smut to her nerd WWE fans instead of pulling her shitty WWE salary….

Her name is Mandy Rose and she was forced to retire for doing ONLYFANS or some shit, since WWE pretends to be family programming, even though they cast whores….

The WWE fans are stunted man-children who haven’t grown out of weird childhood interests or ions, like watching grown men playfight….

The ADHD kids who don’t shower would go NUTS for this shit….so only natural that they’d jerk off to this shit too…

Here’s MANDY ROSE doing a shower for those sad sad fans…fake tits, fake ass, REAL sad sad fans…

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2026

06

Apr

Joey King’s Dumper in Leggings of the Day

Joey King is some sour faced child star with a weight problem. She has what they call a resting bitch face, always angry, probably because as a fat chick, she wants to be eating donuts, but due to pressure of being packaged as a hot chick, she’s not allowed to eat donuts.

I don’t know why they decided the chubby nerd teen actor in shit content was worthy of a legitimate career….

More importantly, I don’t know why they decided that she needed to be a sex symbol thanks to having tits….

BUT IT HAPPENED….and is probably something to do with controlling the narrative and the talent, the devil you know is better than the one you don’t know….or some shit…

She’s been beaten down by the industry and survived, so this is how they repay the puppet, by having dudes jack off to her…

ANYWAY…

HERE IS HER DUMPER you’d like to EASTER EGG hunt within, MOUTH FIRST.

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2026

03

Apr

Slutty Easter Bunnies of the Day

Easter may be one of the holiest times of year, at least for Christians, because it’s when Jesus died for your sins and is essentially the whole foundation of the religion….

But that doesn’t stop whores from making it about themselves, or making it a content opportunity, because they’re in it for the statutory holiday, the chocolate, the ham, or the easter egg hunts…

They like the day off, but don’t thank Jesus for that day off, instead their empty existences produce themed jerk off material they hope to monetize..

It’s a demonic world out there, but luckily, I like themed jerk of material…you know run with a concept, there’s “National” days everyday, lean into that with your tits forward.

I do not like the general demonic world of heathens and would prefer if everyone was a decent god fearing Christian with a little decency, modesty, shame and guilt….because it makes the themed jerk off material more rare and precious…instead we’re chin deep in a cesspool of smut….which I guess is what you’d want from a perverted godless society…I judge while staring at the perverted content they output…

On the holiest of weekends here’s some dog shit for your to pollute your minds with….

You disgust me…

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2026

03

Apr

Elisabetta Canalis Produces Porno of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis is the used condom that George Clooney used to use when he wasn’t having raw anal sex with men due to his faggotry…

She is the 50 year old Italian model, straight from the mean streets of Sardinia, where her dad was a radiologist and she was rich as shit.

She was luckily born hot, unlike those bearded troll Italian women, with big heavy Italian tits that only a diet of fresh pasta could produce….

She once went to college, her family are educated, but she looked at her tits and said “I’m going to be a dancer”….

As a dancer she found great rich people she could pretend were not clients, but instead lovers…she’s Italian and wallet fucking when you’re a rich kid is far more romantic than the gutter whores of America….

She found herself in the right circles and one of those circles got her into acting, one of her acting jobs included being a beard to George Clooney who was obsessed with Italy, bought a castle in Italy, and needed Italian tits to hang out by the pool…to seem like it wasn’t a gay retreat….

Anyway, she got married had kids, got divorced and decided to bring her old italian tits out, which look good since she’s not as fat as you’d expect an Italian nona in the kitchen perfecting her family’s sauce…

YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLE….

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2026

03

Apr

Joy Corrigan Postpartem Staged Paparazzi Whoring of the Day

Joy Corrigan was some Florida trash who never quite made it. She never did anything really mainstream or interesting, but she was skinny with bolt on tits and deep into the scene.

She wasn’t one of the hollywood plants that they forced on us, she was just a shameless self promoter who appealed to rich guys and ran with it…bolt on tits first.

They say that she’s a Playboy Playmate, but I have no real memory of that, maybe it happened but she was always more of a Florida chick who gave bikini fodder to the paparazzi when they waited for actual celebs…

She’s basically Florida’s Phoebe Price, just a shameless self promoter who is old as shit and knew how to use the paparazzi to her social media, which the new generation of half retards don’t bother doing..

So overall, she’s appreciated…her legacy irrelevant, her tactics nostalgic….but clearly she’s still doing it…

She had a kid with a real estate agent she only dated for a few weeks, that biological clock is ticking and for whatever reasons, she didn’t bother getting an athlete or actor or more significant sperm donor…

She recently dropped her litter and apparently felt hot enough to call her old buddies at the paparazzi for an PASTEL EASTER themed shoot with her braless mom tits…that almost make her sloppy ass pile of dog shit thighs that still have all the baby weight invisible…just not invisible enough cuz I see them….

Shameless self promotion on Easter Friday is always the fun kind of easter egg hunt, unlike the ones your pervert uncle used to make you do when he’d hid hard boiled eggs up his ass and make you dig them out with your mouth….not the easter miracle they teeth you about in church was it….NOT QUITE the easter CHOCOLATE the other kids would talk about when going back to school after EASTER WEEKEND…WAS IT?

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2026

02

Apr

Millie Bobby Brown-Gina Jovi of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown Jovi is showing her Vagina….

To sell spandex pussy hugging shorts to pervert audience of nerds in Stranger Things…

CREEPY NERDS who fell in love with her when she was 12..and who now think she looks 40 cuz she’s not 12…

Guys who fall in love with 12 year olds….are not into 20 year olds…them shits are grannies…

Which is why these perverts in Hollywood should only cast midgets for the kid roles…

To stop Fuelling this epstein shit…

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2026

02

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Lingerie Content is So Boring of the Day

Yeah, she’s blonde basic looking girl with big enough tits to make her feel more substantial and interesting….got it…

That doesn’t mean her big titty lingerie content for her lingerie brand is interesting, innovative, exciting or fun.

It’s pretty fucking basic, like her face, lazy, like her eyelids and I find that a waste of a marketing budget provided by her financial backer and resident pervert/tranny fucker Jeff Bezos the nerd.

They have all the money in the world, but they do the bare minimum because that is what the internet is used to or expects…

Making millionaires and billionaires out of garbage all because you’re defeatist losers who don’t have standards…

Even the fat blue haired women had ion in their PCOS uteruses…to fight for their rights and take down the corporate marketing machine using babes in their content….they had ion and whined…

If we were more demanding in our expectations, that would have never happened and the fat uglies would have been ignored….

But we don’t fight for the good half naked content, we take what we get and that’s low frequency fools…step it up…

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2026

02

Apr

I Guess Granny Jessica Alba is Still Bikini Whoring of the Day

The funny thing about these celebrity women who are trying to game the whole aging process. You know, they are trying to cosplay being young and hot even though they are in their 50s, and we all know what 50 year olds are supposed to look like when they aren’t fucking liars, is that they will all end up looking like the same tranny whore….

Their high maintenance procedures they use to lie to the people and pretend they are still hot is pretty fucking basic and the same procedures all the transgender confused dudes use to become hot chicks or their version of hot chicks…which is parody hot chick….or muppet porn bitch..

I don’t care that the mom and philandering home wrecking whore is in her bikini like she was still 25….she’s not fat, her menopause doesn’t smell all that bad…

It’s just fun to watch the gradual transition that will look like a gender reassignment surgery….slowly and slowly more muppet tranny the older she gets…

Here’s billionaire Alba and her scheming…

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2026

02

Apr

Nudists of the Day

We may be surrounded by internet whores shamelessly getting naked for the internet because they want to be jerked off to, or they want to get paid by losers with their up-sell, but as a natural born pervert, I never get bored of it.

I’m down to look at any tits being shown to me, no matter how disgusting the person who owns those tits are.

I don’t know if it is a real talent, you know there are people who never get bored of computer programming, making money, playing videogames, doing something creative, running their businesses, investing on the market, learning about specific things and becoming an expert on those things…

While I’m more of a ive drooling brainless slop staring at the nudity….but shit never gets boring to me….

I don’t see enough nudity in real life and if I did, I wouldn’t get bored of it either….

NEVER bored of tits….

I don’t need level-up throat fucking vile pornography….

I just need naked chicks getting naked…

Seeing these ones naked in nature or public, outside of their safe-space or room….is more exciting than being in their room, or the cell they are kept in by their handlers who force them to do se3x work…

It’s almost like its real exhibitionism…PURE…and lovely…even when it’s not.

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