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2026

23

Jul

Tate McRae TItty of the Day

I don’t know why Tate McRae looks like a 15 year old french Canadian kid in a wig with a crustache, but she does…TI JEAN Guillaume is that you? Where did you get those titties? ONE TOO MANY POUTINES I reckon…SHIT LA MERDE…….

Sure, she is some manufactured pop star who is super fucking famous thanks to having been a child reality star, like so many other pop stars they’ve tried to create…..only she made it.

They seem to like taking the kids out of the dance mom TV shows and grooming them to be money making arena performers.

I don’t know if it is because they have state parents vetted and signed off on the exploitation of the kids, or because the kids are media trained and comfortable on camera, or because they already know how to dance and the g is all artificial anyway….plus they come with a built in fan base…but Tate McRae is not the first dance child reality show star to have her titties out on the internet, but she is probably the most famous.

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2026

23

Jul

Tiny Titty Thursday of the Day

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Thursdays are for TINY TITS….

I mean every day is for TINY TITS, I am a big fat TINY TIT advocate because historically, the TINY TITS I have encountered have been hotter than the BIG NATURALS I have encountered, and far better than the FAKE TITS I have encountered, because FAKE TITS are cheating….props like this is some sort of stage show…which makes even the best of them less hot…

TINY TITS have come on smaller packaged women, tighter bodied women, fitter women, so that I can come on them too….

BIG NATURALS are always a battle with impending obesity and if you are looking for at the whole package, not just the tit to suffocate on, then there’s really no contest…

That said, TINY TITS ARE PEOPLE TOO…TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….we must do our best to SAVE THE TINY TITS from being cut off and implanted, or worse…BECOMING FAT….

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2026

22

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Ladies Who Lunch of the Day

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Ladies who Lunch is some 1960s rich wife with nothing better to do than to meet other rich wives for lunch….you know where they gossip, shit talk, cheat on their rich husbands who finance their expensive lives while he’s fucking the secretary, maid or in some cases men at the country club, because the 1960s were a wild time, especially for the rich, at least according to the movies they make about the subject..

In this case, the ladies who lunch are Bella Thorne’s nipples seen through her shirt…one pierced, both greasier than their meals, all erotic all the time..or at least enough to help destroy the fabric of society by using her Disney stardom to turn her fans into SLUTS like her, in effort to make her relateable and to age out properly with them, rather than being some corny family programming forever..even though corny family programming is hotter than tits out at lunch….

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2026

22

Jul

Pantyhose No Panties of the Day

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I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl who wears underwear. They all seem to like to free drip, so the idea of no panties under pantyhose is really just standard practice, the pantyhose are the panties, or the strainer, designed to keep the chunks back when they drip out, like cheese cloth, but making a different kind of cheese….

That’s not to say that these pantyhose no panties pictures are any less valuable, just because obviously it’s pantyhose no panties….because they are glorious…

If only the world worked like the internet, where every girl in pantyhose let you look up her skirt and stare at her SCUNT…

Instead we are forced to turn to the internet for such material….

Which I guess is what makes the internet such a wonderful place to sell your freedom, independence, brain to….

It’s like plug me into that screen like it’s my DIALYSIS machine keeping me alive….and take ALL the data you want, so long as you centralize the bitches of the world who wear pantyhose no panties that want to be seen…

SOLID TRADE…

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2026

22

Jul

Britney Spears’ Thong Ass of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Britney is either dead, a body double, old content or an AI clone for a while now…

Apparently a lot of other people are thinking the same thing…because I saw some bullshit article last week about how Britney Spears’ son thinks those rumors about her are hilarious…

Which just makes me think that the rumors are true and that we are collective onto something..

It means that other people think this is a fraud/fake Britney spears and that the content is weird and distracting while more nefarious things are going on in the SPEARS empire…

The son addressing the rumors basically just validated them…

So the thong ass is posted to distract you…..

Whether it’s Britney’s old ass ass or not is irrelevant, it is presenting itself as her ass, and identifies as her ass..and that is good enough for me…

A Britney ass, real, fake, AI, or cloned, or even DEAD or not is good enough for me..

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2026

22

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Old Lady Thong Ass of the Day

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Take a moment to look at this historical monument…

It’s like one of those statues you see on your European vacations, just 1000 fucking years old, but still something you’d want to stick your dick in….assuming you want to stick your dick in European statues on European vacations, which is a fair assumptions, since obviously it’s something EVERYONE wants to do…

We call this old lady granny in a thong ass the Parthenon of asshole behind thong, because the Parthenon is 400 years older than the Colosseum…

Yes…this thong ass is an artifact you’d dick up in the backyard…

DINOSAUR BONES….that the rich T-Rex collectors are lining up to buy and bone…

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2026

22

Jul

Big Naturals of the Day

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If you’re going to be into big tits, they might as well be big naturals….because nothing is less impressive than a set of fake tits.

I’ve always seen bitches who use their big tits like they are some sort of accomplishment and this is back when a set of fakers was around 5k.

At the time, you couldn’t get a 10 year old VW Jetta for less than 5k….to reference the actual cost of the fake tits….

I personally know at least a dozen people who had 5k cars, none of them were impressive….they were all pretty basic…

So to think a 5k set of tits was some magical thing was just idiotic.

Sure, it was tits and a girl willing to go under the knife for tits, but the actual product was not very exciting, despite being a tit.

It’s like, good job with the aftermarkets, how about you go back to the drawing board and eat a lot of dairy and chicken jacked with hormones, or maybe even take those hormones to grow out the tits….since this inserting a bag into your chest, although a huge committment for tits, aren’t hot tits…cuz they are bought tits.

That is why I am posting some naturals…BIG NATURALS…not fake, not lies…just tits..

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2026

22

Jul

Granny Aguilera Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Granny Christina Aguilera is doing some mid-life crisis, divorced mom, HOT WIFE bullshit…and I’m not complaining…

My complaints around Christina Aguilera and her tiny body with bolt on tits, bleached blonde, Anna Nicole Smith looking motherfucker is that she ended up looking a little too much like Fat Anna Nicole Smith, rather than some skinny anorexic version of Anna Nicole Smith..

This girl took her fat gospel singer idols lifestyle seriously and turned into a fucking tank of a woman, which may happen when a bitch makes tons of money, is worth tons of money and doesn’t need to actually get out there and whore herself…

However, sometimes the ego decides it’s time for a comeback, which conveniently coincided with the fat loss drugs everyone was one, and all of a sudden the 55 year old is playing a hot beta kitten honey pot temptress….fake tits out, fucking a chair….all ankle deep in menopause, pushing through the pain of her final months of fertility and sex appeal….

I’m into it, cuz she’s finally no longer fat…this is the AGUILERA we wanted 20 years ago when she first GOT fat…

To see her in some short skirt at some chicken restaurant party despite not being allowed to eat CLICK HERE

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2026

22

Jul

Labia Party of the Day

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Have you ever wanted to be a gynecologist?

Thanks to a lack of brain power, a full retardation, not being smart enough, driven enough, or rich enough to go to med school..

We start our day with our own gynecological exams…

We just do them a little differently than the pros do…

It’s the amateur gynecologist, the hobbyist, the inexperienced but developing my own system gynecologist….a little less clinical but ideally with just as much labia…

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2026

21

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Seductress of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is in a bikini top, tits out because she knows how to market her bullshit products to the nerds, tits get hits, we all know the secret sauce to success…

She’s also making a porn looking face, like the kind of face a porn chick would make before taking a load on it, just because that’s what helps push the tits further along.

She was raised on a set in a creepy industry, exploited to creepier fans into nerd shit and 12 year olds and she’s part of a porn generation that grew up and has access to porn, but in a different kind of way than the generation before it, because this porn generation doesn’t look down on the porn chicks, by never wanting to be a porn chick, instead they are becoming porn chicks because it’s easy money….

So it’s only natural that she takes some of that pop culture slutty to push product to you losers….and here it is

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