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2026

01

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Old Lady Tits Still At It of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model in her Adriana Lima era of Victoria’s Secret models.

When the brand stupdily dropped the whole hot model “ANGELS” concept a few years ago, she was already so fucking old and had spent at least 20 years with the brand.

She just would not fucking retire and I always thought of her as the ugly chick who got invited to they right party, so she never left, because she couldn’t stomach going back to that ugly girl life.

If she never left, the confusion and chaos would keep her around, people would just assume she belonged.

Anyway, she is still around, her tits are still in bikinis, she must be pushing 50 and weirdly hotter than she was in her prime with VS….making me think she was swapped, has been on her peptides, her botox muppet face building has been solid…and the fake tits have softened and settled.

WHO KNOWS…but here they are.

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2026

01

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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It’s Monday and it is June 1st….which only means on thing….and that is that we need to take a minute to get excited about the incoming summer…by staring at pics of self-proclaimed MILFS in self produced content, ed to the MILF fetish sites, in a cry for attention that only comes from trying to find hotness after shitting out a baby.

Now, Milf content isn’t really milf content unless you see the c-section scar, since they force all women to get c-sections because natural child birth is for third world countries….all under the guise of preserving the pussy.

Milf content with gaping mom pussy can be misleading, since some mom pussy is more blown out than others…but single girls are often times more blown out than moms. You just never know and really the mom pussy is typically sewed back together, where the single pussy is not.

Plus, we’re in a world of single cat ladies who are MILF aged but have no actual kids. Now in menopause, they can only ride off MILF fetishes to get the attention they want, or that they never thought would go away when they were career oriented and focused on fucking instead of breeding int heir 30s…

So they call themselves MILFs, when they are just middled aged chicks who want to fuck…

The M in MILF is for MOM…that’s the whole layer of the fetish that is needed…otherwise it’s just jerking off to menopausal sad chicks probably on SSRIs…because they are sad and as they try to compete with the younger hotties…

Then there are the younger under 30 hot moms who are technically MILFS and not rotted out from the inside..

So not all MILF content is created equally….some are misleading lies, others are hanging onto the lifeboat like they Leo in Titanic…DESPERADO for survival, while others are genuine MILFs…

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2026

01

Jun

Rachel Pizzolato’s Swim Week Titties of the Day

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POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS….

IS also POPULAR HUMAN BIOLOGY for grown men who never grew out of their teenage obsession with tits…

Her name is Rachel Pizzo and she’s got some big old Italian tits…

She is known for being a host on Popular Mechanics for kids, but thanks to her tits, she is popular in the pervert internet crowds.

She clearly milks those milkers because she’s got them out in bikinis for SWIM WEEK, which means she goes out of her way to walk the runaway in a bikini at Swim week, like a ghetto instagram model with a dream, only she’s already been on TV…

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2026

01

Jun

Mummification Monday of the Day

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I asked my only friend Stefan what a fetish that starts with “M” is for Monday because I am not that creative…

Weirdly enough, he answered “MUMMIFICATION” pretty instantly.

Mummification, the fetish where people want to be shrink wrapped like they are leftovers….or being shipped overseas…or like they work in a warehouse packing product…it is not on the top of my list, not on my radar, I generally forget it exists…

But not Stefan, clearly, he likes the feeling of having the air sucked out of him by being hugged, snuggled so tightly that he needs to breathe through a tube…

I saw a Claire Danes movie where she was some Autistic chick who hugged cows, realizing that putting them through a hug machine made them easier or calmer to slaughter…because the autistic chick needed hugs when she would have her spazz-outs…

I figure, this is a weird version of that….because humanity is retarded.

Here’s a VERY limited selection of mummification fetish content because it weirds me out too much.

That’s enough of this shit…

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2026

29

May

Charli XCX Titty Whoring of the dAy

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You give these popstars a camera and internet access and it’s just fucking titty content all day…

No matter how rich or famous they are…TITTY FUCKING content…

It’s low level, desparado, and funny….

Fat Charli XCX still relies on her tits to matter, even after all her success…

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2026

29

May

Hailey Bieber Grocery Shops of the Day

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Hailey Bieber is just like you…..

SHE HAS A PENIS…..

I mean, she probably doesn’t have a penis, but her jawline makes me think she do.

She is just like you because she grocery shops….

Hailey Bieber posted some relatable content….look she goes to stores, just like us normies who don’t have slaves we call assistants…

It’s just so normal for her, that she’s documented it in photos.

Like it’s an amusement park ride doing menial tasks for the social media.

She is a billionaire….so not like you at all…

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2026

29

May

Millie Bobby Brown’s Titties for Commerce of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown’s fanbase are creepy Stranger Things fans from the nerd-o-sphere, so they probably don’t like tits….opting for other nerdy sci/fi fantasy shit like tentacles…especially since she fell into their lives as a 10 year old with a shaved head…making the whole thing even creepier than it already was…

Anyway, the actor turned influencer with her direct to consumer brand understand marketing like a stripper or hooker understands marketing.

Tits get hits…

So you may not be able to have bikini babes in beer ads, or really any ads, because fat girls get mad….

You can have bikini content whoring and self promoting….

It’s when a man organizes a shoot where it becomes toxic or sexist…

But when a girl just trying to sell bullshit product to make a billion dollar direct to consumer brand does it…it’s fair game…

So Millie using her tits to get hits, to sell product, for commerce, which is what tits are for…

I mean that and milking babies, but no one cares about the real human experience, we’re all AI algorithm controlled and there’s no room for trad wife shit there….

BUT THERE IS ROOM for tits….especially when they are transactional and for commerce…

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2026

28

May

Ivanka Trump in a Bikini of the Day

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HELLO!

A small percentage of you will hate her because you hate her father…liberal blue haired outraged genderless weirdos on SSRIs…

The rest of you are reasonable people and realize that there’s a fit blonde half Eastern European in a bikini…who may be in her 40s, but that’s ok….

Bikinis bridge everything….bikini bridges may be everything…politics are stupid and boring….making your identity your politics is so silly but bikinis are not…

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2026

28

May

Kat Dennings Bikini in the Fridge of the Day

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There are nerds who have Kat Dennings fetishes, they find her the hottest thing to ever be on TV and they’ve now made her into a Mavel character….maybe because of her big tits, or the fact that she looks like their fat moms. I don’t know….I just know it happens…

This is a picture of her in a bikini, keeping herself cool because fat is an insulator and it can get hot foa fat chick, so stripping down in a bikini and standing in front of the fridge is their only solution, not necessarily to keep cool, but because the fridge is their happy place, the only place they know….

So fat girl in bikini by the fridge pulling out some Cream Cheese or whatever dairy product that may be…..has layers of weird fetish to it….

I don’t know when it is from, but I am sure her fans do, I just know it happened…check it out..

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2026

28

May

Bella Hadid’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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There was a time I would do galleries of random internet girls partaking in random fetish content, probably to push their onlyfans…

The problem with those galleries, as fun as they were, you know celebrating the average at best slut….is that these sluts were keen during COVID, but then found god, or a new strategy, or new life goals and pulled back.

So now they are paying asshole lawyers to get their images removed and it’s non fucking stop…..

So they’ve ruined the fun for everyone…

Once an eager exhibitionist self promoter trying to hit the big times, producing racy content with their assholes….now, filled with regrets becuase they never quite hit….

One of the top galleries was asshole behind thong, where I’d pretend the asshole was the gateway to the soul, because it was the unifying orifice, but I was just joking around, it’s full of shit and gross sex organ, the media just wants you loving asshole to turn you gay or fill you with parasites transmitted from shit, especially when the warmer and friendlier vagina is right next door waiting for you…..

It was good times…..

Well, Bella Hadid, skinny girl, with an inverted pussy mound is showing her skinny model ass, in a thong, where you can most likely makeout the asshole dents….

So we don’t need those amateurs, give me top rated rich kids packaged as top model asshole behind thong to celebrate gayness…and poopy dick…

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