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2026

20

Jul

Landing into Monday With Landing Strips of the Day

I don’t know if all of these count as landings strips, but as a man who likes both pubic hair and vagina, I figure it’s a fun thing to stare at while imagining coming in after a long flight and making touchdown with the dick, my dick, if you can call it a dick, which you probably can’t…

I may have to tap into the AI and a dick pic to ask if it is considered a penis or a weird clitoris…

Anyway, the landing strip may be an assault on the panty pillow created by a thick full puffy and soft bush you have to AFRICAN SAFARI, or DEEP IN THE AMAZON with your cutlass and a dream, just hacking your way through the rain forest, avoiding scary apex predators, snakes and spiders, trying to find the cavernous entry point you want to call home…

However, the landing strip is still bush, just groomed with personality and not a bald scabby pussy buying into the AI alorithm that made women and men think pubic hair was gross…..

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2026

17

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Sell a New Collection of the Day

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I’m an idiot, definitely dumber than I look, and I look real fucking dumb….but I know one very basic thing and that is that tits sell product…

So as hard as the fat lesbians who should also love tits but are too angry to really love tits in marketing, fought to have hot chicks taken out of marketing programs for beer brands, gum brands, pretty much all brands that embraced tits selling product….

The tits will always surface to the top FLOATIES if you will…

Even if the host body of said tits need to do all the fucking work themselves….

There was a time when the tits would get hired by slimy marketing people…selling themselves out to hem for a day rate….until the marketing people were replaced by liberal arts women studies majors…

So the tits how to reconvene at HQ and map it out on their own, but like cockroaches, at least in of LONGEVITY and the whole appealing to COCK part..they figured it out.

Sydney Sweeney is NOTHING BUT TITS…and she launched an underwear brand using her tits and now with every collection “DROP” as they call it…out come tit tits, unfortunately not in a TITTY DROP FORMATION, but we get what we pay for…which is nothing…FREE TITS !

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2026

16

Jul

Cara Delevingne’s Shitty Shoot for the Bunny of the Day

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Playboy has fucking sucked for a long fucking time, but it still has the brand name, which is iconic and a symbol of a sexual revolution that brought us celebrity nudity when the celebrities were down on their luck and needed a quick cash grab….

It’s a magazine we jerked off to as kids when nudity was hard to find, even if it didn’t showcase spread pussy….

They didn’t adapt to the internet generation as well as they should off, all while Hef was 90 and demented, consistently casting gutter blonde chicks as his playmates instead of finding actual hot chicks we’d want to jerk off to…

They gave their digital business to PORNHUB who slaughtered the brand with every low level model they could find to get naked daily for the subscription site, destroying the brand…

Then they decided to remove nudity from the magazine, because rs think nudity is porn, hence the reason or one of the reasons I am not a millionaire…

Then they decided to try it again, bring it back, get the high profile people naked again….

So they decided to test it with crackhead on her comeback Cara Delevingne, who I assume we’ve all seen topless or naked already, in a shoot pushing 40 years old, that is neither compelling or hot….it just exists…

Sure she has her tits out, but the LESBIAN TO THE STARS, is not showing any cunt, and that’s annoying…

Sure, Playboy doesn’t show the pink anymore as they try to get more and fashion again….

But a little slit wouldn’t hurt….

Cara Delevingne helps Playboy’s return and it’s hardly good.

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2026

16

Jul

Wedgies of the Day

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Giving girls wedgies in public will get you arrested…

So if it’s your fetish ever since you were a kid, when wedgies were trending and something bullies would do to you, getting you excited and into doing them to women because they were the only people you could overpower….

Or maybe you were a lucky one where the perverted girl in the class who liked the tickle from the wedgie would force you to give her wedgies….we’ve got the photo gallery for you…

Or maybe you just like seeing panties pulled up inside girls, whether it makes them cum or not doesn’t matter…it’s a good visual…

Girls and Wedgies…giving themselves wedgies so you don’t have to and so you can’t get in trouble from your mom for doing it…it may takes the skin out of the game, but leaves the smears on the underwear, which is really the least you can ask for since these are strangers from the internet!

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2026

16

Jul

Kelly Gale’s Lemon Water Body of the Day

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Lemon Water Body is better than the other Lemon Party…

The internet claims that starting your day with Lemon Water because it hydrates you after a night of drinking and it gives you a vitamin C boost, so no scurvy….that’s about all the evidence there is in Lemon Water’s benefits according to the internet, that is probably just trying to oppress me and suppress the TRUTH…

The claims the influencers make, which may not have scientific backing, but are the actual truth that BIG pharma or BIG food production don’t want you to know, like that Lemon Water is a detox, or that it alkalizes your body, or that it melts fat and boosts metabolism, balances hormones, helps digestion all while rotting the teeth, causing acid reflux, cause mouth ulcers…

Kelly Gale is pushing this lemon water on us and she is ing her own research with the best kind of evidence, posing half naked to show you the benefits….

You can argue that she was a VS model and looking like this may be due to other factors, but if she wants to pretend it’s the lemon water, we must buy into that and create laws enforcing lemon water on all bitches over the age of 18 as a mandatory measure to look this good….because Kelly Gale is looking good.

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2026

16

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Still Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a Victoria’s Secret lifer.

She stuck with the brand, even when they didn’t stick with her, probably because they kept her salary running while they dealt with the woke mind virus and were forced to hire men with 12 inch boners to be their lingerie models, thanks to the pressure of the internet they decided to listen to…

She is back with the brand, 30 years after signign with the brand and instead of their traditional standard catalot shots, they have her in props. Not just the padded push-up bra, but also other shit to make it as intriguing as her old lady botox face.

Still hot bodied though and still probably my favorite of the group and not just because she’s statistically a racist South African plantation owner’s daughter…but because she’s paid to walk around in her underwear and that’s the kind of personality, moral code, values I look for in a woman…

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2026

16

Jul

Titty MILK of the Day

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You don’t need to be a neglected motherless child or formula fed baby who has now grown up and has deep rooted issues towards women to appreciate titty milk.

You don’t need to be a body builder getting his steroid atrophied balls in a knot at the potential for human growth hormones in the titty milk to appreciate titty milk.

You don’t need to be a titty fetishists with a biology leaning fetish where a natural tit doing what it is designed for, producing milk for it’s offspring to survive, the foundation of being a MAMMAL, the one thing that separates us from BIRDS, Fish and Reptiles…to appreciate titty milk.

You don’t even need to be hungry, with over-eating eating disorder like Eiza Gonzalez to expect a snack while you fantasize playing with tits….to appreciate the titty milk…since we all know there is no playing with tits in the near future of your life..

You don’t need to be a father, or aspiring father or a loser who always dreamed about being a father and having a family, seeing the titty milk as a sign of your success, like your SPERM hit the fucking target and stuck the landing…and here we are as new parents sucking the milk out of our wife’s tits like some kind of reward or champagne toast….to apprecaite titty milk…

You just need to be a pervert like you and me…

Posted in:Lactating

2026

16

Jul

Dementia Daddy Issues Scout Willis in a Bikini of the Day

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You gotta wonder if Bruce Willis in his dementia forgets gifting AARON CARTER close to 1 million dollars. If you don’t that, it was filed in court documents that Bruce Willis gifted AARON CARTER close to 1 million dollars. There is no real reason for the gifts, but since Bruce never itted to the gifts and now he has medical reasons to not the gifts, while AARON CARTER died like Marilyn Monroe…it’s like it didn’t happy..

What did happen is that Bruce impregnated Demi Moore with three bratty girls, they were the power couple of the 90s where both were making retarded money before moving to Idaho no you da ho, no they daughter is a ho…

One of those girls is launching a singing career, but more importantly is a grown-up hipster who doesn’t wear a bra so her tits flop around harder than Demi Moore’s titties are, since she’s had so many titty surgeries to maintain her porn look despite being an old, very old, lady…

Anyway, with Bruce’s dementia, he may forget his daughters, definitely forgets their launching a music career which could cause some DEMENTIA DADDY ISSUES, a new kind of Daddy issue, where your dad neglects you due to his brain rot and not because he’s fucking girls younger then her…

Seeing as their dad is Bruce Willis and there’s other weirdness that surrounds him and their Hollywood life, like living with Ashton Kutcher, so those dementia daddy issues may be the least of their problems..

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2026

16

Jul

Eugenics Program Heidi Klum Gets her Ass Fucked by a Machine of the Day

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Heidi Klum may or may not have been born in the 1940s German lab in Antarctica or Argentina. Designed to not age out and rot quite like the average human thanks to alien technology the Nazi’s found.

She does feel like she’s pushing 100 years old….

Then again, she may also be a product of the ARYAN RACE programming of that era, meaning she’s second or third generation, her grandparents were in the Eugenics labs, and Heidi is just the result of those human experiments.

Either way, she’s an Aryan getting work and not getting cancelled, even after all these years of success, and that doesn’t quite add up in the WOKE MIND VIRUS world we live in.

The good news is that she’s a weird menopausal exhibitionist pervert trying to secure her sex appeal, by being an exhibitionist and letting people see her do weird things like machines butt fucking and sucking that big round old lady ass….or body wrapping her mid section with the bottom of her tits visible…

ALL GOOD THINGS.

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2026

15

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown’s Cowboy Titty of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, tits get hits.

So Millie Bobby Brown, once developing tits, to most of her creepy nerd audience’s dismay, has figured out the importance of using the tits to get her content viral and to get those conversions on her billion dollar in training brand…

Luckily for her, not all of her audience are THOSE kind of creepy nerds, stunted and still mentally 12….you know the bad kind of nerd….a lot are more than happy that she is now 18, post-puberty, even looking like a 45 year old mom…to make jerking off to her and her sloppy tits so far removed from the child star perverts she once appealed to.

I don’t think anyone who watched stranger things should be allowed to work around children, or even walk past schools, but I don’t think that same logic applies to perverts who are just here for her titty marketing…

TITTY MARKETING

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