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2026

21

Jul

Charisma Carpenter’s Big Titty of the Day

Charisma Carpenter is some 55 year old Vegas hooker who ended up having her career as a Vegas hooker sidelined by landing some acting roles in what ended up being hit shows….at least hit shows for nerds, who are a loyal breed.

She was in Buffy and Angel and other nerd shit that I didn’t watch because I was too busy drunk in dumpsters not getting laid in real life….

Since this site is a site, I figure the only people landing here are nerds who haven’t evolved or moved on with their lives….

So seeing babes they jerked off to in the 90s, still rocking their fake tits in the 2026s makes everything feel safe, familiar, comfortable…

She is 55 years old, which is disgusting in theory, but she makes it look alright….

She did Playboy back in 2004, 22 years ago, when she was not 55 and her post pregnancy fake tits were probably really inspiring to masturbating nerds….who 22 years later, are probably still jerking off to her, because it’s familiar and doesn’t make them feel like 22 years of failure has happened in the last 22 years…

Anyway, the Vegas hooker is still using her tits, all these years later and we like tits..

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2026

21

Jul

Renaissance Festival Girls Gone Wild of the Day

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I have never been to a Renaissance Festival or a Renaissance Faire…

Despite having a website since the early 2000s, not the good kind that make you a billionaire, but whatever this dog shit is….I am actually not very into nerd shit like Renaissance Festivals or Renaissance Faires, depending on your level of nerdness.

I have seen nerds in groups in various capacities in my life, so I know they exist…those sci/fi and fantasy loving, anime weirdos and their elves and dragons….

I’ve seen them playing D&D in public, Magic the Gathering in Public….and I’ve even seen them LARP…I’m talking full scale wars with foam weapons on Civil War reeactment level of ion….

I’ve found it hilarious, embarrassing for them, confusing and rarely is their a hot chick in the mix. It’s always the fat and sloppies but at least some nerds are getting laid more than they probably should….

I am sure there’s at least one hot socially awkward girl who found her way into that scene, but I wouldn’t really know, since I’ve never been to a Renaissance Festival….or Faire…depending on your level of nerdness.

What I do know is that a group of girls are ing their Renaissance Festival Girls Gone Wild content, in costume to cater to those nerds, or manipulate those nerds, into giving them money for a fake internet relationship….it is a hustle / scheme making many people rich…

Here are some of those pics….

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2026

20

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Titties Continue to Exist of the Day

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In the event you have nightmares about Sydney Sweeney’s tits disappearing, whether from getting the implants removed, severe eating disorders that eat away at her titty fat, or some sort of mental break where she realizes she is more than just the tits, and needs to get them surgically removed to prove that to herself, then there’s the whole potential breast cancer thing…..

You’ll be glad to know, she still has her tits…

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2026

20

Jul

Old Lady Megan Fox in Some Demonic Goth Shoot of the Day

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Megan Fox was at one time the hottest actress of her time, she would joke around about being a transgender and people would laugh it off, but when she married David from 90210, we all knew she clearly had a dick.

Anyway, she’s about 50 years old now, her career has been in remission since she offended Spielberg and quit Transformers, so she’s basically fucking bootleg.

For whatever reason, I guess the aging process, or Machine Gun Kelly’s obsession with porn chicks, she decided to take it upon herself and do the KARDASHIAN makeover.

She has the weird fake looking hips and ass, she’s got fake looking tits, she’s got that hard fake looking face people are programmed to want to cum all over…FACIALS…

It’s pretty disturbing and can just be attributed to one thing, she’s some demonic witch or identifies as one…all gothic and alt and shit…

Since it’s Megan Fox it’s news, bootleg Megan Fox maybe, but you know when a career collapses, I like when it turns to sex work…

In time, we’ll have gaping asshole pics of Megan Fox, too little too late, maybe but as a top level concept…incredible.

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2026

20

Jul

Katy Perry Crotch Shot from Behind of the Day

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What is the conspiracy about sucking the devil’s dick to help elevate yourself to the global elite popstar status you once had because you sucked the devil’s dick back then?

I have heard a lot of stories of handlers, mind control, only the people the group that runs the world allow to be celebrities because they can control them and their messaging through programming, bribery and/or abuse.

It is safe to say that after seeing sad and lonely Katy Perry in action over the decades, some kind of selling her soul to the devil happened, because she didn’t have the raw talent to carry that career and if anything it was a cosplay version of a pop act.

Her dances clunky and retarded, her props silly but designed to distract you from her lack of talent, yet she printed money…

That was until last year when her concert tour essentially died, she still made money because over 1,000,000 people have a hard on for Katy Perry, you can’t deprogram the people who have been propagandized that easily…

She grossed 100 million dollars for her tour, but apparently stadiums were left empty and in comparison to the other scheming manipulator Taylor Swift, her numbers were a joke…

Anyway, she sucked on the devil’s dick and now she’s trending, with a top song, people are into the 40+ year old, who is dressed like a child but also showing her mom pussy through her outfit, because her sex drive is peaking as she heads into menopause…

Point of the story….

There is no point, just some Katy Perry old lady ass, which is something she is not known for, but she’s clearly a risk taking and diverse performer…in that she is more than just titties..

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2026

20

Jul

Fitting In the Fitting Room of the Day

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This makes peeping a little easier…

There was a time, we call it the DARK AGES, where we were fucking ANALOG and used Pay Phones…where creeping on girls in the changing room at the mall was always a concept, goal, objective of MOUNTAIN you wanted to climb….but it was always challenging…

You’d have to either look under, over, through the cracks in the walls and oftentimes the men and women’s changing rooms were separated.

If you were lucky you had a female exhibitionist friend who would let you watch her try on her clothes to give your opinion on her clothes because she found your flacid personality non-threatening….like you’re one of the girls…

There have been plenty of times I was asked to leave a store because I was making the changing room region uncomfortable…with my loud masturbation sounds…

Now, in these modern AI driven internet time, where we are all dick deep in some algorithm shaping our minds and turning us into drone retard drones….

The girls of the changing rooms who want to be seen, which does take out some of the fun in the peeping, but still hits the mark a little, are ing that shit to us..

No more recon missions, or tactical strategy you map out in your basement apartment to see some titty….it’s just handed to us, making us a lazy group…but laziness works for me…

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2026

20

Jul

Landing into Monday With Landing Strips of the Day

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I don’t know if all of these count as landings strips, but as a man who likes both pubic hair and vagina, I figure it’s a fun thing to stare at while imagining coming in after a long flight and making touchdown with the dick, my dick, if you can call it a dick, which you probably can’t…

I may have to tap into the AI and a dick pic to ask if it is considered a penis or a weird clitoris…

Anyway, the landing strip may be an assault on the panty pillow created by a thick full puffy and soft bush you have to AFRICAN SAFARI, or DEEP IN THE AMAZON with your cutlass and a dream, just hacking your way through the rain forest, avoiding scary apex predators, snakes and spiders, trying to find the cavernous entry point you want to call home…

However, the landing strip is still bush, just groomed with personality and not a bald scabby pussy buying into the AI alorithm that made women and men think pubic hair was gross…..

Posted in:Bush

2026

17

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Sell a New Collection of the Day

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I’m an idiot, definitely dumber than I look, and I look real fucking dumb….but I know one very basic thing and that is that tits sell product…

So as hard as the fat lesbians who should also love tits but are too angry to really love tits in marketing, fought to have hot chicks taken out of marketing programs for beer brands, gum brands, pretty much all brands that embraced tits selling product….

The tits will always surface to the top FLOATIES if you will…

Even if the host body of said tits need to do all the fucking work themselves….

There was a time when the tits would get hired by slimy marketing people…selling themselves out to hem for a day rate….until the marketing people were replaced by liberal arts women studies majors…

So the tits how to reconvene at HQ and map it out on their own, but like cockroaches, at least in of LONGEVITY and the whole appealing to COCK part..they figured it out.

Sydney Sweeney is NOTHING BUT TITS…and she launched an underwear brand using her tits and now with every collection “DROP” as they call it…out come tit tits, unfortunately not in a TITTY DROP FORMATION, but we get what we pay for…which is nothing…FREE TITS !

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2026

16

Jul

Cara Delevingne’s Shitty Shoot for the Bunny of the Day

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Playboy has fucking sucked for a long fucking time, but it still has the brand name, which is iconic and a symbol of a sexual revolution that brought us celebrity nudity when the celebrities were down on their luck and needed a quick cash grab….

It’s a magazine we jerked off to as kids when nudity was hard to find, even if it didn’t showcase spread pussy….

They didn’t adapt to the internet generation as well as they should off, all while Hef was 90 and demented, consistently casting gutter blonde chicks as his playmates instead of finding actual hot chicks we’d want to jerk off to…

They gave their digital business to PORNHUB who slaughtered the brand with every low level model they could find to get naked daily for the subscription site, destroying the brand…

Then they decided to remove nudity from the magazine, because rs think nudity is porn, hence the reason or one of the reasons I am not a millionaire…

Then they decided to try it again, bring it back, get the high profile people naked again….

So they decided to test it with crackhead on her comeback Cara Delevingne, who I assume we’ve all seen topless or naked already, in a shoot pushing 40 years old, that is neither compelling or hot….it just exists…

Sure she has her tits out, but the LESBIAN TO THE STARS, is not showing any cunt, and that’s annoying…

Sure, Playboy doesn’t show the pink anymore as they try to get more and fashion again….

But a little slit wouldn’t hurt….

Cara Delevingne helps Playboy’s return and it’s hardly good.

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2026

16

Jul

Wedgies of the Day

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Giving girls wedgies in public will get you arrested…

So if it’s your fetish ever since you were a kid, when wedgies were trending and something bullies would do to you, getting you excited and into doing them to women because they were the only people you could overpower….

Or maybe you were a lucky one where the perverted girl in the class who liked the tickle from the wedgie would force you to give her wedgies….we’ve got the photo gallery for you…

Or maybe you just like seeing panties pulled up inside girls, whether it makes them cum or not doesn’t matter…it’s a good visual…

Girls and Wedgies…giving themselves wedgies so you don’t have to and so you can’t get in trouble from your mom for doing it…it may takes the skin out of the game, but leaves the smears on the underwear, which is really the least you can ask for since these are strangers from the internet!

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