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2026

05

May

Dove Cameron Titty iN Bikini of the Day

“Dove” Hosterman is a Disney Kid who rebranded herself as a dark and sexual being, because that is what all the Disney kids do, it’s definitely in the Disney Kid textbook.

They play it like they are having some kind of mental break after being child stars, which is possible, but these puppets are trained to do what they are told, so turning 18 and getting access to their money doesn’t seem to align with them going off the fucking rails like wild and crazy girls.

It seems manufactured clickbait to help transition them to continue appealing to their audience, who would otherwise find Disney kids too corny to pay attention to, as they move onto other internet whores instead.

These people are industry puppets and nothing they do or say is off the cuff, impulsive or themselves, it’s tactical manipulation since too much money is left on the table…

Dove Cameron has a dad who killed himself….which is probably better than having a dad who diddled her like other child stars in the program because her dad was gay and not into the whole vagina thing.

She likes to play into that whole “TRAUMA” at 15 to justify her fake titties….

I don’t love fake titties, but I like girls showing off titties, and sometimes, those are fake titties, so I do my best to adapt.

So any excuse to show off the titties is a good one….gay dad suicide, great, now where’s the clit pics?

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2026

05

May

Despite Hysterectomy Lena Dunham Dressed Like Used Tampon at the Met Gala of the Day

Despite Hysterectomy Lena Dunham Dressed Like Used Tampon is really the foundation of this post.

Great joke right, print that shit, sell that shit, send it to the SNL producers to get me as job to help them revive their dog shit comedy….

The good news is that Lena Dunham had a hysterectomy, so we’ll hope that means she can’t actually breed. No fertilized eggs left in the fridge because she had to deal with her compulsive eating when crying in bed one night and they were the only thing in the fridge, so she fried them shits up….

The bad news is that Lena Dunham exists in the pop culture realm.

There was a time when the clearly EVIL industry of baby eaters decided to push her content on us, like she was a fat fucking ugly fucking voice of a generation, and people bought into it.

Since she was a half retard chronic masturbating weirdo, she felt compelled to be naked as often as she could, like a mentally stunted extra chromosome carrier with no filter or self control at the grocery store….only she was a trending, accomplished, well paid writing, producer and actor….

No one took a look at her and said “EWWW” we can’t put her on TV…..

When I first launched the site, I almost had a moment of success in the mainstream where a now very famous producer would send me perverted emails offering me the opportunity to write a spec script for a Will Farrell movie for him which I never did and if I did definitely wouldn’t have sold or been successful in the mainstream due to a lack of talent, but he was new to the industry and didn’t really know better at the time.

Anyway, he made a comment about the movie featuring a “Hollywood” fat chick, which was not actual fat chicks, but was fat for the sake of the movie, not emulating the Walmart line-up, but instead representing fat enough to get the point across.

For some reason, the people behind Lena Dunham didn’t feel the same way, because they leaned fully into the ditch pig…

Anyway, Despite Hysterectomy Lena Dunham Dressed Like Used Tampon……

Now more a man than she’s ever been, still not justifying how extremely monstrous she is, you know Ozempic exists….and so does hiding in your home on your pile of money with her uterus she probably has framed like an art piece because she’s the kind of slop with a drawer full of turds she’s found in her bed….or fake feminist who thinks period blood art is powerful….

She gross and it is abuse, sexual abuse, that HBO or whoever made us see her naked.

We need a class action suit for eye rape.

The Met Gala is some retarded event where people dress up like it is Halloween and pretend it is Fashion. It’s highly exclusive and not for the normies, so normies watch in awe and excitement to see what clown shit these idiots wear.

Some of those normies dream of attending or getting the invite, so they spend their lives trying to get famous enough to make it.

Maybe they can be a Kardashian Jenner Baldwin Bieber Klum too….

We’ve got some links to other guests:

Cami Mendes from Riverdale was there CLICK HERE

Joey King for JustJared was there CLICK HERE

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2026

04

May

Brooks Nader Vagina Dress of the Day

I am not a gynecologist, but I would pretend to be one if it allowed me to stare at a vagina, even a deformed or sick vagina, because it is a vagina….

Like when there is a medical incident on a plane and they scream “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD”, I would want that but for pussy problems.

You know, sitting in the park one balmy summer afternoon, where a jogger falls over from what feels like a kick in her cunt…

NEEDING immediate medical attention, because the pain is too much to handle….

Only for me, THE HERO to step up and say “I AM A GYNECOLOGIST and I CAN BRING THING PUSSY BACK TO HEALTH”…before diving in and giving it MOUTH TO MOUTH…

Since I am not a gynecologist, I can’t tell if this is Brooks Nader, SI MODEL turned DANCING WITH THE STARS dancer, turned REALITY SHOW trash, turned PAPARAZZI attention seeker, turned BAYWATCH ing cast….FLASHING her cunt at a BEZOS party in NYC…

It looks like a vagina to me….but it could also be BUNCHED up underwear designed to look like a meaty luncheon meat sandwich….

HOT….

VAGINA DRESSES are the new TITTY Dress…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

04

May

Nina Dobrev’s in Mesh like a Slavic Prostitute of the Day

Being a broke and ghetto alcoholic degenerate, I have been forced to deal with prostitution on the local level, where I am forced to resort to the worst of the worst, yet affordable, toothless elderly french Canadian hookers for a good old fashion finger bang, you know the number one thing you’d do with paid sex on a budget….at least I don’t eat them out….even though I would…but they charge more for that….

Anyway, I don’t have much experience with the eastern European whores, they are too expensive, even when on refugee status working the local strip clubs….

But I assume, this is what it would loop like standing outside an Applebees waiting for work…

Nina Dobrev, recently single, Eastern European who took advantage of Canada’s easy immigration laws, now based out of the USA, living the American dream as a working actress, who gets paid more than a street whore, but is still street whoring, which is nice…

Her bikini pics make me think she has bigger tits than this silly titty dress they are trolling her with by telling her it’s fashion….this is so bootleg it looks like it was made with scraps laying around during communism….being pragmatic and resourceful communists…

But there is still tit….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

04

May

Kate Moss’ Daughter Forgets her Pants for H&M of the Day

Too bad you’re not H&M and girls forgot to wear pants for you….

I guess there is some important H&M party, not that H&M is that important to the world, if anything they pollute the world with their fast fashion fake style bullshit, while putting middle of the road women into debt trying to keep up with the latest trends on their shitty middle manager budgets. Unable to buy the real designer goods, while still living in their parents basement, because this generation doesn’t own their own homes…or some shit…

Lila Moss, Kate Moss’ diabetic daughter who is all bionic with her multiple blood sugar tracking technology, which isn’t very hot to most people, but in a world of obese, probably something you chubby chasing fat fuckers have experienced….

She’s the other kind of diabetic, born diabetic, so she is still skinny with her diabetes….thanks to mommy’s cocaine partying starvation womb’s inadequacies..but Kate Moss is hot.

Anyway, she went to an event dressed like a gymnast, or a sychronized swimmer, or an aerobics instructor, since she’s Kate Moss’s daughter, thus fashionable….so PANTSLESS is in….good news for us leotard loving perverts…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

04

May

Bella Thorne Still Has Her Tits of the Day

In the event that you were worried that Bella Thorne tested positive for the breast cancer gene and decided to off-her tits like they were going to kill her, she’s apparently still go them.

Sure, it could be reconstructive titty with a tattooed on nipple, not that you can see her nipple anyway, she’s one of them pale gingers….but I am going with these are her actual tits.

Sure, they are most likely reconstructed as well, you know built to fucking last and carry her career to the next level, especially with the whole need to whore yourself on the internet which she has mastered….but reconstructed for a different way.

The point of the stories…Bella Thorne’s tits to offset her giant head, balance that shit out….

And her Ass…that may or may not smell like dirty ass…because she looks like she doesn’t shower all greasy….the way you like it…

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2026

04

May

Chase Infiniti are the New Tits on the Block of the Day

Chase Infiniti is named after a Warner Bros character from a Batman movie and Buzz Lightyear’s from Toy Story’s signature slogan, which tells you about how fucking weird her parents are, some fucking Disney / Theme park addicts obsessed with Hollywood so hard they push their daughter into it.

Despite playing a 14 year old who just gets her period in the new Handmaid’s Tale, which would be more interesting if it was a porn spinoff called Handmaid’s Tail, because the Handmaid propaganda for feminists and women’s rights is fucking boring…she is actually 26.

For some reason, the industry has decided she is she, the ONE, the next big thing and luckily for you she apparently has some moderate sized tits, since that is what matters.

She was conveniently nominated for a Golden Globe in her first performance, before Disney rolled out the marketing for Handmaid’s Tail 3 – The Search for Fertility though Creampies.

ANYWAY, in being an it girl, she’s now gone onto influencer bullshit like attending important branded events at Miami F1, because if you don’t go to Miami F1, you don’t exist. She is sponsored by Audi.

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2026

01

May

Noah Cyrus Wears Underwear of the Day

As it turns out, Noah Cyrus, like Stella Hudgens, is into getting attention from her sister’s fans who follow her, because they are the ones who didn’t get the attention in the home growing up, since there sisters were so big time.

In order to get that attention, they do silly things like flash their audience on the internet, generating clicks and views like bottom feeders, giving them a thrill like they were being bad girls, and the whole thing would be erotic and exciting, like a broken down sister from a famous household, brokendown and sad, it’d even be a soldi premise of a reality show or scripted Netflix Bollywood movie…

ANYWAY…Noah Cyrus, the ugly Cyrus, wears underwear and she WANTS you to know…so she’s panty flashing.

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2026

01

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnet’s are some classic hosiery that the hoes have worn through generations of whoring….

They say that the fishnets were invented in the 1880s in , during the Moulin Rouge cabaret era of OG Hipsters they called Bohemians sucking and fucking on Absinthe and Opiates, dying of TB, Scarlet Fever, Black Plague in the peak of their degeneracy, after turning their backs on the sophisticated class…you know rich kids voluntarily living like homeless people in the ghetto, to reject the mainstream, getting high and pretending to be artists…

LOOK, Fishnet Friday brings some French history that I can’t confirm or deny, I just know that whores were whoring in the 1890s , so some pervert scientist crafted pantyhose that looked like they were ripped, giving us some actual skin pushing through the mesh, tapping into our fishing fantasies, or trapper fantasies, of netting a pussy….and naturally, by 1920s they were famous in the USA.

I think the fishnet was created by the slutty fisherman’s daughter, who wanted sexy clothing that wouldn’t suffocate her cunt, and figured the fishnet was viable fabric….but they don’t tell you about her….

The Fishnets have lasted over 100 years, in a bunch of variations, from strippers, porn chicks, 80s office workers, punks, trannies, bartenders and goths….and you can still jerk off to them like your great grandpa did, which allows you to stay connected to your family heritage in the weirdest way.

Here are some fishnets…

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2026

01

May

Heidi Montag’s Titty in Bikini of the DAy

Heidi Montag is not Heidi Klum, but that doesn’t mean she can take her old ass body and squeeze it into a bikini for some clickbait attention seeking.

When a woman turns a certain age, her bikini pics become shock content, like beheading videos, or 2 girls one cup, you know, the freakish shit we around to troll our friends, like the glory days of Internet.

Montag is of that age, but since she’s been getting tranny-level surgeries over the last 20 years, her rock hard basketball tits are as plastic as they’ve always been, as is the face.

I think Montag and Spencer Pratt are great, big fan of all they do, not that I pay attention.

But they did go bankrupt buying giant crystals and quartz rocks, which is one of the more retarded and hilarious reasons to go broke.

Spencer Pratt is currently running for Mayor of LA.

LA is some sort of homeless shit filled wasteland and that’s just at Ryan Seacrests house, you know he needs the homeless blood to keep his energy levels up.

So having Pratt come in and clean up shop, or at least make LA Mayors great again, is a good thing, because Montag will be LA’s first lady.

I don’t do politics, I don’t go to the USA, I don’t go to LA, but I can give my endorsement for his cause because I’m staring at his wife’s tits.

Make MONTAG the First Lady of LA again….

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