I am not a gynecologist, but I would pretend to be one if it allowed me to stare at a vagina, even a deformed or sick vagina, because it is a vagina….

Like when there is a medical incident on a plane and they scream “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD”, I would want that but for pussy problems.

You know, sitting in the park one balmy summer afternoon, where a jogger falls over from what feels like a kick in her cunt…

NEEDING immediate medical attention, because the pain is too much to handle….

Only for me, THE HERO to step up and say “I AM A GYNECOLOGIST and I CAN BRING THING PUSSY BACK TO HEALTH”…before diving in and giving it MOUTH TO MOUTH…

Since I am not a gynecologist, I can’t tell if this is Brooks Nader, SI MODEL turned DANCING WITH THE STARS dancer, turned REALITY SHOW trash, turned PAPARAZZI attention seeker, turned BAYWATCH ing cast….FLASHING her cunt at a BEZOS party in NYC…

It looks like a vagina to me….but it could also be BUNCHED up underwear designed to look like a meaty luncheon meat sandwich….

HOT….

VAGINA DRESSES are the new TITTY Dress…

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Being a broke and ghetto alcoholic degenerate, I have been forced to deal with prostitution on the local level, where I am forced to resort to the worst of the worst, yet affordable, toothless elderly french Canadian hookers for a good old fashion finger bang, you know the number one thing you’d do with paid sex on a budget….at least I don’t eat them out….even though I would…but they charge more for that….

Anyway, I don’t have much experience with the eastern European whores, they are too expensive, even when on refugee status working the local strip clubs….

But I assume, this is what it would loop like standing outside an Applebees waiting for work…

Nina Dobrev, recently single, Eastern European who took advantage of Canada’s easy immigration laws, now based out of the USA, living the American dream as a working actress, who gets paid more than a street whore, but is still street whoring, which is nice…

Her bikini pics make me think she has bigger tits than this silly titty dress they are trolling her with by telling her it’s fashion….this is so bootleg it looks like it was made with scraps laying around during communism….being pragmatic and resourceful communists…

But there is still tit….

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If you thought POP CULTURE couldn’t be more boring, desperate, drained of original ideas…then you’ll be glad to know it can….

Brooks Nader was weirdly cast for Baywatch’s revival, which I am sure will be dog shit, since the original Baywatch was dog shit….but in a time before internet porn, people had limited options of where to jerk off, or what to jerk off to and red bathing suits on network TV, being worn by gutter playboy chicks was a solid option.

There is no way anyone actually liked Baywatch, they just liked the jerk off material, because tits get hits or views or ratings and ratings sell ads and ads make these scumbags money….

Then there’s the whole Baywatch being the foundation of the Pam Anderson celebrity Sex Tape, which paved the way for Paris Hilton then Kim Kardashian, all scheming off the same bottom feeding marketing tactics.

So like all things people imagine are important or good because they get views, the retards at Disney/Fox/ABC decided to bring back the Intellectual Property of Baywatch and revisit that shit as hard as they possibly could….

They’ve cast Brooks Nader who has suckled the right dick because the media acts like she matters, despite looking 45…

They’ve cast LIVVY DUNNE the gymnast WAG, who is one of the most popular people on TV.

They are trying to tap into the pop culture market…

I am 90 percent sure they will fail. No one will care and it will suck hard….

In the meantime, they have the paparazzi on set showing MOVIE magic that gives old lady Brooks some perk in her tit….

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It’s amazing to think that Brooks Nader is even a thing. She’s such low hanging celebrity fruit that shit is rotting on the ground, not even sprouting new life.

The only appealing thing about her is that she’s got tits she pulls out for the paparazzi in her bottom feeding…which is probably literally bottom feeding…because there is no way she keeps getting work without eating shitty asshole of people who hire her for sexual release…theirs not hers…HUMMUS PARTY…

So I’ve seen TWO Nader stories in the last hour and I have not been looking.

The first is that her and her sisters, who are equally low hanging bottom feeders, but I guess their’s strength in having 4 of them, so why not give them a reality show….thanks to the main one eating the right shitty asshole…..

But yeah, the first is that her sisters were in a WILD NYC Viral stunt fo the paparazzi where they wore SKIN COLORED UNDERWEAR in this era of WHORES, while they are TOP DOG WHORES….covered in plastic balls to look like bubbles for that Dr Squatch Brand that ONCE D HERE – TRUE STORY – Crazy thought to think I had rs…I guess I had a minute of winning..

Maybe these girls push products to the lowest common retard brain….and that’s why Walmart brands want…

It’s just a really weak viral moment that probably cost a lot of money and could have been good…another fail in marketing LAZY marketing…

The other story is that the bottom feeding SI SWIM MODEL who was married to an EXEC at SI, hence the consistent coverage is cast in BAYWATCH REDO….

Along with a new cast of lifeguards, she’ll be a series regular because DISNEY / FOX seem to think she’ll bring in EYEBALLS…instead of finding actual hot chicks who can act…

There are 1000 influencers better suited and just as useless as NADER for a Baywatch series regular job….but here you have NADER….

Unimpressive person doing impressive things….she’s still winning, weird how that works….I blame the tits..

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I am not into the whole Brooks Nader thing. I don’t really understand how some Sports Illustrated model who was only a Sports Illustrated model because she was fucking the advertising executive at Sports Illustrated so hard her married her…

She isn’t that hot but she is trashy and I guess that’s what makes her interesting.

She has since dumped her SI Swimsuit advertising sales guy, booked Dancing with the Stars, booked a reality show about her and her family, because she’s got “hot” slutty and trashy sisters to help carry the show.

It’s a pretty weird thing….

The good news is that in her shameless self promotion, she pulls her bolt on tits out often.

She is currently celebrating her 29th birthday, which looks more like her 29th birthday for the 10th time, you know the joke old ladies always make around their birthdays…

She is on a yacht with a bunch of rich assholes, including one of the Kardashian’s publicist, so they’re all part of the same pile of dog shit that for whatever reason works…

This is one of those billionaire’s super yachts….where they have themed nights they share on social media to remind you that they are better than you…

At one of the festivities she wore a sheer designer dress, so you can see her old lady titties like she wants you too….

Just cuz she wears designer doesn’t mean she’s not trash…cuz she be trash…

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You probably don’t know who Brooks Nader is, but then again, you’re an internet person who watches Dancing with the Stars and think it is still the 90s, where VS models and SI Swim models still matter.

If you’re not a weirdo fanboy, then you’d probably like to know that Brooks Nader is a SI Swim model who instead of marrying a pro football player, married the ad sales guy at SI, who I guess she eventually divorced after she realized she had to level up.

Since that divorce, she’s landed Dancing with the Stars no one cared about, but the paparazzi need to appeal to the people who watch DWTS since they are likely the only ones reading the tabloids they still buy at the check out line…

She took advantage of that opportunity and brought her bolt-on looking tits, which could be real, but look real fucking fake, and not in a good way….

Pretty much doing rich chick / sugar baby with a rich dick shit, but in a trashy fucking way, that keeps her whoring more wholesome and authentic…you know keep the Bayou trash in the 5 star hotels…

Well now she’s turned to AI…and these are her bikini pics from a recent vacation she may have got for free, for social media coverage or for sperm coverage on her titties…

She has a sister who is also a whore, I guess that makes sense that the whole family are whores…you know raised together, molested together kinda thing….

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The internet or social media ruined the shameless whore working her ass off for the paparazzi.

Because the shameless whore didn’t have to leave her house anymore, she could just do it from her basement when her parents were at work, shameless whoring the algorithm like masterful digital marketers.

It meant a lot of thought and strategy went into the whoring to amass the audience they needed to generate the revenue….

But the shameless whore was always more interesting when she shamelessly whored herself to a place where she could shamelessly whore for attention to elevate herself as best as she could, usually with the paparazzi.

The whole calculated approach to whoring, even it it’s done by a man, took away from just shameless whoring.

So for generations before the social media, shameless whores would show up to important places where they knew the paparazzi would be, to pull out a reality show tit, or a sex tape panty flash, just leveraging the little fame they had.

It was a simpler time with less try hards….

So now, Brooks Nader, who is an SI Swim model, who was married to an SI ad exec, but had a meltdown, divorced and is pushing hard in her whoring, scored Dancing with the Stars, scored a reality show with her whore sisters, and has been pulling her fake looking tits out any chance she can for the paparazzi to stay in the newsfeed.

As shameless, try hard, desperate as this is, it’s familiar tactics, it’s friendly reminder that whores still exist in the wild, and that there is tits outside the internet so eager to be seen…

Nader went to a trendy restaurant with her tits out cuz she’s classy in her mid-30s doing her last ditch effort to make i…

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We have reached a point in my life where I am more interested in the pop-up ad that came up when seeing these Brooks Nader pics, than the Brooks Nader pics.

In my defence, the ad was “Local Grannies Looking to Fuck” with a spread eagled pensioner, probably a widow, just trying to make some extra money to buy her hard candies and knitting supplies…

The reality is, attention seeing whores from Sports Illustrated, who schemed into Dancing with the Stars, then into a reality show based on her and her equally slutty sisters, just seems boring.

I understand Brooks Nader has some drive and some titty, which she’s showing off with big PASTIES because she’s modest, even though she’s been topless dozens of times this year.

I understand that we need this classic glamour model attention seeking like it was the early 2000s, it’s up there with Paige Spiranac filling a void….but maybe the void is needed because we’ve moved on as a people….even though we haven’t.

Then again, maybe I just like Local Grannies Looking to Fuck…we all have needs, they are no different than younger women, they are just forgotten, and a void that needs to be filled too..

WE ALL HAVE OUR VOIDS…

BVr

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Brooks Nader is some attention seeking whore with a dream. She was in Sports Illustrated Swim, married the ad sales guy at Sports Illustrated, divorced him and ventured out on her own.

She landed dancing with the stars, some viral campaigns and in some insane turn of events, we’ll assume involved her or her sisters sucking cock, they got a reality show.

That means they pitched a fucking reality show, when they aren’t even compelling figures, like some bootleg Kardashians, and some asshole signed off on it….

She has taken on some obvious self promotion tactics that may be showing her age, because it was all the rage 15 years ago, when girls with a dream would flash the paparazzi the tits or asshole.

She’s out at some fancy event with her whore sister, where she’s not wearing panties, flashing a little meat but no potatoes.

The issue is that she’s not going labia to the wall with her whoring, and just giving a peek of a bald outer lip, no slit, just a glimpse of a slit…so not all that exciting really…but it’s MORE than most shameless attention seekers are doing and thus I WILL TAKE IT…not that I have a choice…I have no power or position in the making of this clickbait…

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Brooks Nader is the southern whore who didn’t have to work the New Orleans convention center for money from cock, she went the more mainstream route, via Sports Illustrated Swim, where she married one of their execs to secure the spot. She’s probably a rich kid, but that doesn’t change the whore, she’s just whoring at a different table, the right table…

She’s since got a divorce and consistently has her tits out any chance she gets, whether it’s at the beach in Cabo, or other places.

She’s done some viral stunts, where she pretended to have her period at Wimbeldon, only to launch an ad with a Tampon company, which was clever marketing…

She also has a TV show coming out about her and her sister, who we aren’t sure are as whorish, but we’ll assume it’s a family thing…

There are levels to whoring….and she’s decently masterful in her whoring…

This is a titty shoot with her tits from July and since we like photoshoots with tits, we tit in photos…

I know way too much about Brooks Nader and I never actually wanted to know anything about her, I shouldn’t even know she exists…what a fucking weird internet world manipulating my MIND man….but at least I am a month late on this titty moment…to know that I am still out of the loop enough to live with myself…otherwise I’d end it all bro…

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