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2026

05

May

Dove Cameron Titty iN Bikini of the Day

“Dove” Hosterman is a Disney Kid who rebranded herself as a dark and sexual being, because that is what all the Disney kids do, it’s definitely in the Disney Kid textbook.

They play it like they are having some kind of mental break after being child stars, which is possible, but these puppets are trained to do what they are told, so turning 18 and getting access to their money doesn’t seem to align with them going off the fucking rails like wild and crazy girls.

It seems manufactured clickbait to help transition them to continue appealing to their audience, who would otherwise find Disney kids too corny to pay attention to, as they move onto other internet whores instead.

These people are industry puppets and nothing they do or say is off the cuff, impulsive or themselves, it’s tactical manipulation since too much money is left on the table…

Dove Cameron has a dad who killed himself….which is probably better than having a dad who diddled her like other child stars in the program because her dad was gay and not into the whole vagina thing.

She likes to play into that whole “TRAUMA” at 15 to justify her fake titties….

I don’t love fake titties, but I like girls showing off titties, and sometimes, those are fake titties, so I do my best to adapt.

So any excuse to show off the titties is a good one….gay dad suicide, great, now where’s the clit pics?

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2026

18

Feb

Dove Cameron has Nipples of the Day

Dove Cameron is now 30 years old, but when she was 17 or 18 the Hollywood industry started running through her, sexualizing her at a young age for all you perverts, damaging a generation of children who looked up to her as their celebrity idol because she became jerk off material…

It’s the general system of these beta kitten mind controlled weird chicks. Straight from the cloning labs used to push messaging and destroy real people who aren’t Hollywood industry weirdos…

Now Dove Cameron was at one time pretty depressing to look at, just an EMO sad girl, with a dark cloud over her….I thought she was a soulless shell of a person, or not a person at all…we’re talking sex doll, sex robot, AI….there are possibilities….

She seems to have scored a more adult role finally, where she does FUCK FUCK….with the tits out.

That doesn’t mean she’s not a sex doll, sex robot or AI….it just means she has nipples.

I don’t believe we’ve seen her tits in the last 12 years of sexualizing her, forgetting about her, re-wiring her, to re-release her with her tits at 30…

SO it’s a big enough deal for those who care….which is likley no one….but we’ll assume a celeb getting a nude role will ALWAYS matter. MATTRESS.

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2026

12

Feb

Dove Cameron’s Brought her Tits Out of the Day

Dove Cameron is doing the important task of bottom feeding celebrities by attention movie premiers for the paparazzi coverage, which is why she showed up with her sad tits hanging out.

I guess in this case, Dove Cameron needs to be at the premiere because she is the star of the show, so she brought out her tits to generate some hype around getting a job.

It’s called 56 Days…and the internet says:

56 Days is an American erotic thriller television series developed by Lisa Zwerling and Karyn Usher and is based on Catherine Ryan Howard’s novel of the same name.

It also says….

Oliver Kennedy and Ciara Wyse start an intense relationship after meeting in a supermarket but police fear it has ended in murder after an unidentifiable body is found.

It’s on Amazon, which is being boycotted by nerds because Bezos has fired his Washington Post staff of lazy journalists….while no one is celebrating the hard work he’s done to make his ex-wife a billionaire….before marrying the crypt keeper monster mash who is clearly a graveyard smash he dug up and reanimated thanks to all his money….you know putting that money to good use…

All this to say, Dove Cameron has cleavage….and cleavage should be jerked off to like it was still the 80s and we didn’t need GAPING ASSHOLES on trannies for our jerk off material…

Cleavage is just simpler pervert living.

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Halsey was also there…she’s one of the blackest pop singers of our time….at least she likes to think she is because she whined about not having black hair shampoo available at the five star hotels she stayed at on tour as the top pop star she was at the time….which may be why she’s wearing a wig….bald ass bitch…

She has since got a set of tits and a chronic disease or two…none terminal apparently….they say it’s LUPUS….so maybe it’s some cancer shit that took her hair from her…or maybe hse’s a liar and doesn’t have any diseases at all but likes the attention….

So she brought her WERID hairline and fake tits to the same premiere and she did it in a sheer dress, where there were visible panties but no visible panty stains…BUMMER…or not quite enough BUMMING..if you know what I mean…

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2025

04

Nov

Dove Cameron as a Tranny Tim Curry of the Day

Dove Cameron dressed as some Rocky Horror Show transexual Tim Curry, which one could argue was the start of the fall of society, where man were wearing women’s panties in the mainstream, but the reality is that cross dressing has been going on for generations, since the first man put on his granny’s bloomers for a jerk off session when he stayed home sick from church….

Dove Cameron is not dressed up as Stroked out Tim Curry who is dying of some terminal illness and is wheelchair bound, which would have been a way hotter spin on the costume, in the event you’re into invalid girls who can’t escape your love….

Who the fuck is Dove Cameron? Some child star who had her dad kill himself for being gay so that they could trauma based mind control her to push the gay agenda…

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2025

10

Feb

Dove Cameron in a Titty Top Trying to Give Boners of the Day

She seems like she’s so medicated that accidentally drinking her piss would make you happier than normal piss drinking does, which I guess would be hard to gaughe….

She’s the anti depressant cum shot…SQUIRT

I can’t make a comedic blog post about such a sensitive and tragic topic as someone’s suicide,

Humor, especially related to sensitive topics like suicide or someone’s sexual orientation, needs to be handled with care to avoid causing harm or distress.

Making light of someone’s real-life tragedy, especially something as sensitive as suicide, isn’t appropriate.

Dove Cameron has openly discussed her father’s suicide and the impact it had on her life, which includes the revelation of his struggles with his sexuality. This is a matter that requires sensitivity and respect, not humor.

Just kidding…

Dark Disney kid with a dad who killed himself because he was gay or dying of AIDS, not that AIDS is real….you’re gayer than Dove Cameron’s dad while killing himself for being gay….the ultimate in gay bashing I guess…..if you’re anti-suicide jokes or anti gay jokes…or while we’re at it…anti-rape jokes….

There was an era where mainstream people made dead baby jokes, now they just call that feminists getting abortions.

Her dad’s so gay he killed himself for being gay and

The good news is the ghost of her dad is not jerking off to his daughter’s slutty tits like other creepy stage dads or ONLYFANS dads, you know making the daughters work for their dad’s boners….because this dad is dead and his ghost is more into cock. Which could be the real root of her problems..

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2024

16

Jan

Dove Cameron’s Back Tattoo for her Birthday of the Day

It really important news, Dove Cameron (not her real name) posted a series of topless pics on instagram because apparently it’s her birthday. The topless pics aren’t the kind you’d want, you know with nipples, but they do show off her cheesy tattoos in an era where no one even gets tattoos and it’s almost ironic to get tattoos, unless you’re a die hard who won’t let go of the tattoo dream, unable to accept that the marking up your body in the dumbest of way is over, because you love the feeling of the process, it reminds you of cutting yourself because you’re a damaged freakshow…

Dove Cameron creeps me out, not just because of her tats or even the muppet lookin face injections, but that’s part of it…….but she’s hot and damaged looking enough to make you think she’s crazy and we all know what they say about crazy girls. They are fun and terrifying all at the same time.

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2024

05

Jan

Dove Cameron’s Titty Grab of the Day

I may not really know or give a shit about Dove Cameron, but she’s a popular person within the entertainment industry, whether created in a basement lab at Disney or human trafficked her way to kids TV…I don’t fucking know…but she’s here.

She has a little dark and not really mysterious vibe to her, it’s like she’s dead on the inside and has very little too offer in of personality or depth, but she does have tits….probably not real tits and thanks to those tits, or that adjustment or enhancement to her life, she has been using the tits in content pieces as girls with tits do.

She recently had her tit grabbed and if that’s not as newsworthy as Aliens in Miami or Epstein’s list of people we already knew…then we’re not living in the RIGHT news cycle for me.

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2023

04

Dec

Dove Cameron’s Cleavage of the Day

Dove Cameron is some child star who was a victim of trauma based mind control because her dad got killed off months before she became famous, so we can assume that was her sacrifice for this celebrity with millions of followers life she lives.

I find her creepy, dark, soulless but I know nothing about her, she could be a really sweet and kind girl who gives back to the world by sending money to dying AIDS babies in Africa or some shit, but just gives off those angry and suicidal goth vibes as part of her artistic vision.

I don’t mind looking at her tits she’s pulled out, all round, all the time….but I’ll look at any tit, no matter what percentage of the tit is exposed…especially when hanging next to the trash can you can dispose the body in….I mean, if that’s your fetish…SEX POSITIVITY…who are we to judge your serial killer fetish….

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2023

25

Oct

Dove Cameron’s Showing Some Nipple Being a Goth Girlfriend of the Day

Dove Cameron is so dark and mysterious as she takes on this role of being some Goth Girlfriend on the internet for her millions of fans. Posing with a black cat like she’s a witch in the coven, which for some reason all these young girls of the internet identify as being part of, like dudes who think they are Ryan Gosling in drive, or American Psycho Christian Bale when really they are hardly the 90 pound Christian Bale in the Machinist, you’ve seen the memes.

I guess in a world of antidepressant pushing depressing everything, even when these people are millionares, all skinny and hot thanks to plastic surgery they can afford, in designer clothes they can afford by get for free, they get the sads…giving normal girls no hope….INSPIRING….

The good news is her tits half hanging out of her bra top, and you can see nipple discoloration, always fun for the perverts out there who see goth girls as damaged girls they may not be able to save, but that they can probably cum inside because they hate life and thus can’t get pregnant….and if they do, they jump at the chance to kill the baby as part of their witchcraft….

The better news is that Dove is probably a victim of Trauma Based Mind control which is what you want out of a child star turned adult, thanks to her dad having killed himself in October 2011, right before her hit show with Disney was launched in 2012….funny how that happens so often for people in the limelight…parent dies, they get hugely famous..rather than turn into a orphan begging for porridge on the streets….and by porridge I mean dick to suck in exchange for money.

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2023

22

Sep

Dove Cameron’s Leg Up, Tits Out of the Day

Here’s a little Dove Cameron, broken Disney kid who seems depressing or broken on some levels of trauma based mind control, but who has fake tits and we may hate fake tits in a world where everything is fake and we’re dealing with the tit through the screen, who really fucking cares…

She’s got her leg up like your friend who liked to light his farts on fire at the parties in high School, which I should probably see more as a leg up to take the dick because her pants have a pencil sized hole in the crotch for my dick, since that’s also a move, but lighting farts on fire is less hot and that’s what I do here…ruin everything.

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