You know, I never get fan mail..

I never get inquiries from Hollywood execs who want to make a movie about my lifestory.

I never get ad inquiries….cash offers…free trips…invitations…

I never get any positive reinforcement….and I’m ok with that because ultimately I don’t deserve any of that.

However, I did get FAN mail this week and it was in DIRECT RESPONSE to the TINY TIT POSTS…

Someone out there, like me, appreciates TINY TITS…

We realize they are TITTIES TOO…

We know…and we are sold on the tighter bodied women…

We don’t need sloppy fat tits hanging off a belly for FEMININITY…

WE JUST NEED THE NIPPLES…

So in giving the PERSON what they want…by FOLLOWING the ….HERE WE GO…

Like an influencer, following the clicks, the views, the likes, the engagement…like a bitch who went viral for getting kicked in the balls, only making content around being kicked in the balls…GIVE THE PEOPLE WHJAT THEY WANT…one-trick pony…

DO WHAT WORKS..

TITS GET HITS

EVEN TINY TITS ON THURSDAY..

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TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO….

TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….I CAN’T BREATHE so give me some tiny tits to use as a snorkel…

As long as they have nipples, there’s nothing to hate on….

It’s not gay to like tiny tits, so long as the tiny tits don’t come with a dick.

The dick is what makes things gay…

The girl you fuck can have a beard and a clit the size of your thumb…built like a box…with no tits and it’s not gay….but if she has zipper tits paid for by your tax paying dollars…that could be very NEAR gay…but the vagina, that’s the gay determinant…

So tiny tits can be HOT…since they are tits and anyone who shames you or calls you gay or into little boys because you like tiny tits are probably the creeps who see teen boys when looking at tits, and not tight bodied women with VAGINAS ready to be ATE….

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There are the “TITTY BROS” who are only into big tits, maybe they are low IQ, half retarded and excited by fat chicks….

But the general male population are TITTY BROS in the sense that all tits are great tits cuz they are tits…

Sent to us from god to determine femininity and fertility…and all those other things that make you human….

Sure, trannies have fake tits, ugly chicks have fake tits, which makes tiny tits potentially MORE feminine than the big tits the half retard TITTY BROS into big tits are into when they ALIENATE the tiny tit by calling them little boy tit, or making you gay being into the tit…

TINY TITS ARE TITTY TOO…

TINY TIT LIVES MATTER…

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Yeah…

I am an advocate for the stunted and retarded tits that didn’t get enough nutrients growing up…

You know the disabled, the learning disability, the malnourished TITTY…

I am planning on starting a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION style organization to these TINY TITS…

I’ll run infomercials at Christmas to raise money for the starving tits…

Becuase TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO.

It’s not as annoying as other inclusivity charity projects and virtue signaling by the angry blue haired because it’s tits…

I’ll always CHAMPION the little guy, if the little guy is TITS…

Check it out..

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I am working on a pop song…

I figure I just need a one hit wonder to end this prison I’ve chosen for a life….

I’m playing around with…

“Making bad decisions with small-breasted women”…..

Or

“living in sin with small-breasted women”….

I figure that writing songs is less gay than writing poetry, even though it’s all pretty silly…..it’s just that one can pay me residuals for the rest of my life, while the other will just get me banned from the local spoken word put on by some 50 year old hipster lesbians…since they are the only ones into that….

My theory is that small breasts need to be celebrated, since the Shakira about her small breasts is really the anthem for small breasted women and that should change since it puts a lot of responsabilty on her hips not lying.

We’re going to change that….summer anthem…..maybe we’ll call it “SHOW ME YOUR TITS’….so all the DJs drop it in the club….

YOU know I am onto something because small breasted women tend to be the hottest kind of women from an overall hotness perspective.

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I guess it’s Christmas is a few days, the most wonderful time of year, where the Birth of our Lord and Savior is celebrated through commercialized Christmas nonsense designed by a bunch of satanists, or is it SANTAists, which I am all in on, because if it gets people celebrating the birth of Christ in a Hallmark and Hollywood tradition, that feels warm and celebrated goodwill towards men, family and warmth….it can’t be that bad.

The best thing about Christmas is probably getting together with family, celebrating family and all that good stuff and for some of you it may be getting to watch your sister shower like you used to when you were growing up in that peephole you drilled in the bathroom back in High School…

The other best thing about Christmas is the gifts…where GOOD things can come in small packages, which is why we are celebrating small tits, since they are tits too….tits with more attitude than the lazier big tits that don’t need to try as hard!

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Statistically, a tiny tit is going to be more appealing more often than a fat tit, because fat tits usually come with fat in other places….plus there is too much that can go wrong, they can be misshapen, they can be saggy, they can be uneven or even freakish, one bigger than the other, giant stretched out nipples…..

With a small tit, you pretty much know what you are getting, you can still be smothered by them in your own way, there is still a nipple to be sucked on, not that you’re getting that close to sucking any nipples…

So Tiny Tits may not just be titties, but rather the GOLD STANDARD of titty, since they are on a tighter package…

You don’t need to be a tiny titty fetishists to appreciate tits…..

Liking Tiny Tits doesn’t make you gay and into man chest, because you can like hot big tits and tiny tits simultaneously.

You are a man, that is your skill set, take that aptitude test and they’ll say along with being qualified to be a janitor, you are also into tits…..

So let’s celebrate that here and now…

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It is always nice to see a comment on the site, since no one ever comments on these posts, because no one reads these posts.

In the last 20 years of doing the site, only a handful of people have ever really commented, even though the site was getting 6,000,000 or more visits per month at the peak….clearly by accident.

Apparently, people are still landing on the site accidentally because I woke up to a nice comment on my Halloween Gallery from our friend and lover Mike L on the “Halloween Gallery”.

He said “This is the most unattractive gallery you’ve put out…these girls are nasty…bring back Tiny Titty Tuesday”….

The people have spoken, it’s not my fault that pigs of the internet think they are hot and that pigs of the internet think Halloween is their holiday because they “Witches” in an internet COVEN and “Pagans” anything but good Christian girls because there is an attack on Christ. So obviously they’ll post their slutty costumes, while hot chicks are busy being hot.

The good news is that I already saved Tiny Tit Tuesday pictures before Mike called me out, which may mean that he’s a psychic, or that we are connected at the soul.

This one’s for you MIKE L, keep the coming, together we can make this site YOUR site, but , I am always ONE STEP(father) ahead.

Also , Tiny Tits are Titties Too.

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