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2022

20

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know if I am a big fan of tiny tits because of the era that I was raised in, because I distinctly my sixth grade teacher teaching me that “more than a handful was a waste” back when she’d make me suck her old ass tits, and like basic math and other sixth grade lessons, I carried it into adulthood, but I think huge tits were still and always will be celebrated by the general population of titty obsessed freaks and maybe that teacher was just conditioning me to lower my expectations because there aren’t enough hot big tits to go around, so get the idea of ever getting some in my mouth out of my mind, the big tits will be at the other table!

But I do know that I am a fan of tiny tits, they are manageable, not sloppy, and I’m more into hot tight bodies than a couple of saggers with a gut, so the big tits I like, the ones that go viral, the ones that inspire tiny tits to chop up their tiny tits and make them into big tits with sacks of fucking jelly shit surgically shoved inside them, are too rare to wait around for, and time is limited, so when you can be perfectly happy trying to titty fuck a breast plate with nipples, get it!

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2022

13

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know if my flat chested mom who didn’t breast feed me, programmed me to love small tits on an emaciated body, she had a drug addiction…but for as long as I can , I’ve treated small tits as if they were big tits in need of being worshipped, maybe that’s just the kind of stand up guy that I am, or maybe small tits are actually hot, statistically nicer than the average big tit that can be sloppy and big nippled in the worst possible fat girl way, so that the probability of a decent small tit is 9/10 where as the probability of a nice big tit is 1/10, making it a no brainer especially when you factor in how insecure society, the media, other women, has made small tits feel about themselves, that insecurity, that keep their shirt on for the fuck, goes a long way for those of use trying to find girls willing to fuck us, knowing we are undesirable!

The point of the story is I want to be KING of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee I hear about, or would it be CEO, it’d be an honor and dream to help convince girls with small tits to not SLAUGHTER their naturals for some sack of plastic bullshit that will just cause inflammation and premature death!

And I’d build their confidence by making them show me their small tits, no matter how awkward and shy they may feel, it’s all part of recovery, it’s all part of healing, and it’s all by DESIGN so that I get to SEE all the small titty!

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2022

06

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too!

Stop Tiny Tit hate!

Stop Tiny Tit discrimination!

Make Tiny Tit get as many Hits are big hangers, because that’s inclusivity, that’s diversity!

I figure if more tiny tits loved themselves, we’d be in a better place in society!

So let’s champion that!

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2022

30

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I am a tiny tit ambassador, activists, hero who champions the cause and spreads the good word that natural tits are better than fake tits, which includes tiny tits, that even if girls are brainwashed into thinking they’ll be happier and do better with the big tits, at least according to the algorithm on social media, big tits get all the hits, being a rebel and taking ownership on the tiny tits is the way to true happiness!

I think tiny tits are hot, the bodies they are on typically more fit, tiny, tight, at least to look at, because some skinny small tit girls out there don’t have the fat needed to keep their vaginas taught, so you can just put all the fists you want in them, no resistence, but who are we kidding, we’re not fucking any of these girls, we’re just looking at their nudes, which for the record can be MORE wonderful than a set of big sloppy tits, and substantially better than a set of fucking bolt ons some body dysmorphia bitch just made her sugar daddy buy her because she thinks the reasons she’s failed in life is because of tiny tits, and the big, inflammation causing, put some prosthetic inside your chest surgically, is the answer!

Point of the story is these tiny tits know they have tiny tits and still fucking show theme off and that’s the fucking point of life too!

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2022

23

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I am the ambassador of Tiny Tits! I am a Tiny Tit Activist! I do Tiny Tit Philanthropy where I empower, include, see, hear and understand the plight of the tiny tit and PUT THOSE FUCKERS in my mouth!

There is an attack in our great nation and the world as a whole against our FREEDOM to having TINY TITS, because girls, weak minded girls are brainwashed into thinking that big tits are the answer, forcing all the tiny tit girls to either feel like they can’t make it, or wonder if they’d have done better if they were stacked, to which I say, ALL TIT LIVES MATTER!

Those girls need to be told that tiny tits are hot, they often come on hot bodies, they almost ALWAYS look better than fake tits, without all the expense, hassle, recovery, and inflammation from poisoning their damn bloodstreams with a foreign object that the body is trying to reject!

I am the person to tell them, but will my voice be heard, will they care what I think, will I ever be able to make that change against systemic discrimination against Tiny Tits, probably not, but at least I can jerk off to them because not all tiny tit girls think their tiny tits are a liability and use them in their marketing of their personal brand and subscription sites!


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2022

16

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I guess you could argue that some of the girls out there with tiny tits don’t have hot tiny tits, they are emaciated freaks who either starve themselves to death, are vegans, or are suffering some auto-immune diseases from COVID shots or they have AIDS and/or Cancer……but at least they are skinny…and skinny is important in a world where being fit means you’re a minority. They are trying to kill us.

In my unofficial role as Itty Bitty Titty Ambassador, it’s self proclaimed, which is apparently a solid diagnosis for any ailments from what gender you are, what kind of sex you like, whether you are on the spectrum, what your pronouns are, what mental health issues they have, and what chronic illnesses they have, it’s all NARCISSISM, it’s all crazy……so why shouldn’t I be everything I say I am like it’s my TWITTER bio, only I don’t have twitter, BIG TECH banned me..

But yeah, this is my for TINY TITS, to encourage hot natural tiny tits and the hot bodies they are attached to, to not get ravaged by either getting the chop and turned into a weird version of a self proclaimed dude despite the vagiana, or getting ravaged by fake tits implants that make them a bimbo, because Tiny Tit Lives Matter, and here’s some tight body tiny tit girls and a few les hot tiny tits, all to say – Tiny Tits are Hot cuz they are tits.

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2022

09

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits can be as incredible as big sloppy comical sized clown tits, because they are tits.

I have never subscribed to tiny tits being an inferior tits as I love all tits, especially in my face, but I am very much about natural everything, not polluting ourselves with chemicals that they love to pollute us with, like stupid rubber tits that can only cause inflammation and sickness in the dumb bitches who get them thinking their lives will be better, which in a lot of cases it probably ends up being better, because society has tricked people into thinking big tits lead to opportunity, so by suggestion alone, big tit leads to more opportunity, making girls with hot tiny tits sacrifice those tits in hopes of a better tomorrow, when totally not needing to sacrifice anything, because tiny tits are hot too…….and dudes are weak and will fold for any girl, even those who don’t have tits, just look at all the praise Olivia Newton John has got since dying of Breast Cancer she’s had for 30 years…….titless and still able to win hearts.

So this is a celebration that TINY TIT LIVES MATTER and more tiny tit girls need TINY TIT PRIDE, because ALL tit is TIT, even the gross ones.

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2022

02

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are a way of life motherfuckers…

I don’t know how many people out there are anti-tiny tits, but I am thinking far less than you’d expect, since tiny tits are fucking hot, and those guys who love those bimbo tits are usually unsophisticated bros, or just closet cases over compensating with a whole “I love tits, look at how big these tits are, they are hot right, bigger is better right”…when we all know homie just wants a dick in his mouth.

I’ve been told when endorsing tiny tits, that I am some kind of pervert into teen boys, because I guess those people don’t realize the tiny tits are on adult women who have vaginas, which is kinda not quite in the same realm as teen boys….but I guess, if that’s what gets them going, or if that’s what they see and get mad at for thinking it’s gay to like tiny tits, that’s their fucking weirdness…

In an era of the weirdest fetishes existing and being normalized, you kinda have to wonder why liking natural tits, celebrating a NATURAL girl in an era of all things fake, being on that offends, but I’ll assume that’s not the masses, since most dudes can see a hotness in a tiny tit because it’s still a fucking tit…normally on a hot bodied girl who doesn’t do the whole fat chick thing.

Point of the story, tiny tits in your life, tell a tiny tit girl you see that you believe in the tiny tit, so that we can protest the slaughter that is breast implant BOLT ONS…a crime against tiny tits everywhere!

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2022

26

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Apparently it’s not just Taco Tuesday today, but also TITTY TUESDAY, which may be why I do my Tiny Tit post, in solidarity to all the ladies out there who have great small tits, that they hate, because they are women and love to hate themselves…..even though most dudes, at least hetero dudes, don’t care about tit size, so long as they can cum on them, or in them……

Tiny Tit girls have hotter, fitter, tighter bodies, 99% of the time, since I have a no fat chicks allowed policy I break once in a while, I don’t factor them into my tiny tit post, because I actually feel like they have the shitty end of the deal, fat and no tits, when tits are all you have to work with when fat…..tragic really….

Where as lean, long, toned, thin, fit, tit….is a whole other level of hotness, and the haters, who only like big tits, because they are closet cases covering up their homosexuality, all angry at tiny tit girls for having small breasts, saying things like “what are you, a 15 year old boy”…..which is probably what they want them to be and thus hate themselves for getting hard to them….knowing it is with UNPURE hetero intentions….

Point being, I advocate for small tits not being raped and abused with misguided ladies who hate their small tits, despite the small tits being hot.

You can like small tits and big tits ALL AT THE SAME TIME…..isn’t it wonderful that so many girls out there want us to see their tits.

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2022

19

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t discriminate against tiny tits, I don’t know if it’s my hate for fat chicks that makes me take it out on fat tits, because in my core, the depths of my soul, I know that if bitch was left stranded on tropical island after an instagram date on a boat went bad, only to be found 9 months later after surviving on said island, eating very little….the body would EAT THE TITTY FAT UP for sustenance.

The point is, fat tits are still fat…..

Maybe my mom had small tits, but when you’re a baby being neglected in the corner of the shanty while she turns tricks, I don’t think that factors into my TINY TIT appreciation.

Maybe it’s just one of those Tiny Tit girls have more fit, athletic looking bodies, even when they are soft or what I call SLIM FATS…

OR MAYBE, I JUST LIKE TITS…..

Point is, Tiny Tits Matter.

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