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2022

02

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are a way of life motherfuckers…

I don’t know how many people out there are anti-tiny tits, but I am thinking far less than you’d expect, since tiny tits are fucking hot, and those guys who love those bimbo tits are usually unsophisticated bros, or just closet cases over compensating with a whole “I love tits, look at how big these tits are, they are hot right, bigger is better right”…when we all know homie just wants a dick in his mouth.

I’ve been told when endorsing tiny tits, that I am some kind of pervert into teen boys, because I guess those people don’t realize the tiny tits are on adult women who have vaginas, which is kinda not quite in the same realm as teen boys….but I guess, if that’s what gets them going, or if that’s what they see and get mad at for thinking it’s gay to like tiny tits, that’s their fucking weirdness…

In an era of the weirdest fetishes existing and being normalized, you kinda have to wonder why liking natural tits, celebrating a NATURAL girl in an era of all things fake, being on that offends, but I’ll assume that’s not the masses, since most dudes can see a hotness in a tiny tit because it’s still a fucking tit…normally on a hot bodied girl who doesn’t do the whole fat chick thing.

Point of the story, tiny tits in your life, tell a tiny tit girl you see that you believe in the tiny tit, so that we can protest the slaughter that is breast implant BOLT ONS…a crime against tiny tits everywhere!

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2022

26

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Apparently it’s not just Taco Tuesday today, but also TITTY TUESDAY, which may be why I do my Tiny Tit post, in solidarity to all the ladies out there who have great small tits, that they hate, because they are women and love to hate themselves…..even though most dudes, at least hetero dudes, don’t care about tit size, so long as they can cum on them, or in them……

Tiny Tit girls have hotter, fitter, tighter bodies, 99% of the time, since I have a no fat chicks allowed policy I break once in a while, I don’t factor them into my tiny tit post, because I actually feel like they have the shitty end of the deal, fat and no tits, when tits are all you have to work with when fat…..tragic really….

Where as lean, long, toned, thin, fit, tit….is a whole other level of hotness, and the haters, who only like big tits, because they are closet cases covering up their homosexuality, all angry at tiny tit girls for having small breasts, saying things like “what are you, a 15 year old boy”…..which is probably what they want them to be and thus hate themselves for getting hard to them….knowing it is with UNPURE hetero intentions….

Point being, I advocate for small tits not being raped and abused with misguided ladies who hate their small tits, despite the small tits being hot.

You can like small tits and big tits ALL AT THE SAME TIME…..isn’t it wonderful that so many girls out there want us to see their tits.

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2022

19

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t discriminate against tiny tits, I don’t know if it’s my hate for fat chicks that makes me take it out on fat tits, because in my core, the depths of my soul, I know that if bitch was left stranded on tropical island after an instagram date on a boat went bad, only to be found 9 months later after surviving on said island, eating very little….the body would EAT THE TITTY FAT UP for sustenance.

The point is, fat tits are still fat…..

Maybe my mom had small tits, but when you’re a baby being neglected in the corner of the shanty while she turns tricks, I don’t think that factors into my TINY TIT appreciation.

Maybe it’s just one of those Tiny Tit girls have more fit, athletic looking bodies, even when they are soft or what I call SLIM FATS…

OR MAYBE, I JUST LIKE TITS…..

Point is, Tiny Tits Matter.

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2022

12

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

People seem to find it weird that I have a tiny tit fetish, in this society built on big stupid clown tits, where people who didn’t even have their own tits, were able to build a life for themselves, one of those “Invest in yourself and it will pay back in dividends” situation, where the investing in yourself is buying a set of 5000-10,000 dollar titties, which really isn’t that much money when you think of famous fake tits of history….from Pam Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, Kelly Brook, there were so many 90s whores with fake tits who are STILL making money off their tits 30 years later. It’s crazy…..

So yeah, society is tit obsessed and girls are influenced by society and think tits are the answer to everything….NOT REALIZING that tiny tits are tits too ad when I see them on a tight body, I’m way more into it than a set of big sloppers..

It’s a matter of preference maybe, but TINY TITS are hot and I am going to , endorse, celebrate and masturbate to TINY TITS the way I would if they are big tits, because that’s the ONLY inclusivity I .

TINY TIT LIVES MATTER.

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2022

05

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

You see all this bullshit activism from the idiots of the internet who have been indoctrinated by the anti-human satanic agenda….pushing all kinds of divisive garbage on us….while being hypocrites about it….when not apologizing for being white racists….but were are the tiny tit girls outraged and protesting outside the titty implant factory….ya know…..

You all know, not that there is a “you all” but I figure whoever sees this knows all the reasons I love tiny tits, or why I think they matter, because as a man with a stub for a penis, I can’t even titty fuck a set of tits, so rubbing my stump on a sternum works just as well..

They look good, they have nipples to suck on, and the rest of the body isn’t as sloppy as a prone to fat fat titty girl….statistically it makes sense.

So anyone who thinks it is gay to be into Tiny Tits has been jerking off to Ellen Page’s topless trans PECS from that recent photoshoot too much….since tiny tits don’t mean teen boy, unless you want them to, in which case, you’re the one with the issues, not a motherfucker into actual chicks with actual natural tits….

This is a safe space, take your tiny tit hate somewhere else.

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2022

28

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I think the tiny tit girls on their tiny tit empowerment like all those fat chicks who would complain about body shamers, only without the disgusting bodies of fat chicks, call themselves the itty bitty titty committee, but that could just be a shirt that I saw on instagram a few years ago when I would look at instagram to track the total collapse of society….before realizing it was too boring for me to bother with because I don’t care what people are up to in their lame curated fake lives….and I have ample nudes in other corners of the internet that feel less shameless and self promoting….

I am all for the tiny tits, because like big tits, they are still tits….they have nipples, at least for the most part and as they say, good things come in small packages, unless those small packages are dicks, in which case, feel the shame you should feel.

The point is, tiny tits are hot, girls with tiny tits can be hot, any girl who thinks shitty, toxic, plastic implants are going to change her life like she’s Pam Anderson, is on the right track in thinking their tits define them, but on the wrong track i thinking bolt ons mean bigger tits, thus more to define them with…but I also hate fake tits…

So this is my activism to prevent another titty death, another titty slaughter…

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2022

21

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I believe in tiny tits…

It’s one of those fables or biblical story of David vs Goliath….

It’s not the size that counts, it’s the spirit….

I guess something small dick dudes try to believe, but know isn’t true, but small dicks are a whole different thing, since tiny tits tend to have hotter bodies than the big tits and it’s a numbers game really….

So here are some tiny tits…to look at and appreciate like the fineness that they are…

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2022

14

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I just saw a dude in a mini skirt running around with his boxer short wearing ass exposed and I thought to myself….damn, I appreciate small natural tits on a biological woman, it’s far hotter than watching a dude in a skirt pretending to be a girl, even though all the dudes pretending to be girls, or who identify as girls play slutty anime versions of women, because I guess that’s how they interpret womanhood, before imitating it and making you call them women….

I appreciated small tits before we had a transgender problem and would laugh at dudes who would call small tit girls little boys….which in and of itself was always weird to me, since they have vaginas which is really the target entry point for me.

So here are some small tits….

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2022

07

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t really need to campaign for TINY TITS anymore, I’ve done this same post every week for the last few years, I blame COVID lockdowns and the increase in slutty exhibitionist girls with an OnlyFans dream for opening my eyes to all the amateurs out there getting naked for free in efforts to recruit nerds into being paying customers…it’s been an interesting development in the human experience, one we all know was in the underbelly of society, but that is now in the front, all thanks to the internet rewarding girls for being naked, rather than for other things like being smart, because if they are smart, they are grabbing that easy money getting naked, so that they don’t have to be slaves to the machine an the system for the next 40 years before a modest retirement, but instead live the dream life of lazy luxury they all deserve.

The point is that in more girls getting naked on the internet, the more insecurities, the more likely they are to jack up their tits with 90s style implants, and the more tiny tits murdered that didn’t ned to be murdered because tiny tits can be just as hot, the bodies they are stuck to just as hot, and in no way does it make you gay or into teen boys like people seem to think when you endorse tiny tits, I’ve never seen hot tiny tits on teen boys, so I have no idea where that dumbfuck dis originated….probably from the same people who think that dudes with fake tits and a wig aren’t actual dudes, that their hard cocks are lady cocks, so it’s not gay to suck em…..calling out others for being gay because wee like them petite women…who come stock with a pussy….which is the thing that makes tiny tits NOT GAY…or really jerking off to any woman not GAY….the dick, you see, is what makes it gay.

All this to say, tiny tits, tell all the tiny tits you meet they are good enough so dumb things like filling them with toxic plastics don’t happen. It’s a hero move, maybe they’ll suck your dick for it.

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2022

31

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits ar Titties Too.

Obviously, we like the big titties, it’s in our nature, even straight girls like big titties because they are all programmed to latch onto them for food and survival and you don’t really outgrow that shit ever, you just repress it with all your other feelings of inadequacies, disappointments, failures, you know the fun stuff you bottle up.

However, I have a no fat chicks allowed format here, it’s part of our stylesheet, part of our content strategy, where I’ll only post less than 10 percent of content on the site around fat girls, only to prove how disgusting they are and how if you’re thinking of being a fat girl, stay fit….if you’re thinking of dating a fat girl, stay fit, I’m sure there’s a desperate malnourished meth addict in a parking lot somewhere waiting, if you’re with a fat girl, starve her out, if you were with a skinny girl who became a fat girl, wallpaper the house in pics of her when she was skinny…there’s all kinds of motivational tactics.

Skinny girls, for the most part have small tits, and small tits aren’t a bad thing, if anything they come with a solid body to compliment said tits, which make your dick look bigger, always a fun optical illusion that doesn’t come along everyday and can look as hot as a big tit….all while having a nipple to latch onto, which is really what it’s all about.

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