2026
19
May
Finally, Britney, post DUI and other system reboots….since she is a ROBOT, AI, a Body Double, Dead….has delivered a new slutty dance video in stripper fetish gear…
She was a TOP OF THE CHARTS popstar who has toured 1000s of nights in huge fucking concerts….but this is how she awkwardly dances alone, for her camera, which is a potato from the early 00s….and I am into it..
This is the IMPORTANT shit we need in our lives…she’s like the DR Congo and her pussy is EBOLA..
Posted in:Britney Spears
2026
19
May
Since the old rich granny ladies of the internet who were once famous and important are vain pieces of shit, their level of desparado is HIGH FREQUENCY….
So Sofia Vergara, who has made stupid fucking money with her big tits and exaggerated Span-GLISH accent on a sitcom that still pays her, is also a host on a hot reality show/game show that we may hate because it’s retarded, but that still pays her stupidly….then there’s her own businesses, investments, projects that she is involved in, and the brand deals she gets from being a granny who is still earning because she’s so fucking famous…..STILL NEEDS the attention.
She still needs to show off the tits.
She still needs the people to know she has tits.
She still needs the attention she gets from the tits.
Because there are younger tits getting more hype than her tits, or maybe just enough hype to make her self conscious about her tits…and that reality is hard to accept…so the solution is post more tit…
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2026
19
May
Eva Longoria is bringing some hope to all the old folks employees that one day soon, all the ladies they are changing diapers on will look like muppet porn chicks…
There will be a time when the old ladies in the old folks home look like an instagram filter with some weirdly shaped body created by the fat transfers and weirdness that comes with that….
So as Longoria fakes the system on the social media machine, she brings hope to a whole industry that fucking the old demented bag of brittle bones and skin will finally be hot…
AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING…
Posted in:Eva Longoria
2026
19
May
Tate McRae is some popstar bullshit or bullshit popstar that they are trying to package like she’s the next Britney or Backstreet Boy, but the reality is that shit won’t work anymore.
There’s too many internet famous, self involved idiots, putting out bullshit content for their fake fans and followers all fucking day….
That one celebrity or group of celebrities just can’t be above them all….unless they do some sort of high level witchcraft like Taylor Swift did, which in some weird fucking turn of events, made her the biggest fucking thing, after years of being a tall boxy thing..
ANYWAY…
Tate was probably a low level influencer or TikTok dancer before they decided to turn her into something.
She has tits….dancing tits, so who fucking cares if she’s a valid pop chick or better suited as a porn chick.
She is producing attention seeking bikini content for her pervs, engagement, audience likes and follows….which is shit Britney never had to do…because she was genuinely famous in the right time when it meant something.
Posted in:Tate McRae
2026
19
May
I am not a scientist, but I am a pervert and there was a time that I wanted to run a sex therapy clinic out of the local bus shelter but my soft launch ended badly when I’d ask each bus enger if they liked taking dick, or what position they liked taking dick, or what size dick they were into…before realizing that talking about dick is pretty fucking gay, so instead I’d just ask their bra size and if they masturbate, what they masturbate to and how they trim their bush….
Needless to say, I may very few friends with this new business venture and got even less clients, but one drunk girl did show me her twat…so it was all worth it.
You may not be able to pay rent with pussy flashes, you can pay it with pussy, but not pussy flashes…but lucky for me, the wife is on disability and lives in government housing, allowing me to MOOCH but nothing is free, that pig woman stinks…
ANYWAY…
There is something to be said that a pop star from ALBANIA, is out here whoring on social media in her bikini, showing off her tits and pussy, because the fame and fortune she gets from her shit music isn’t enough.
I don’t know what wiring is wrong with her, but I know….that it’s very self involved exhibitionism…she’s got her pose down.
Luckily, I’m a voyeur pervert loser…right…
Posted in:Dua Lipa
2026
18
May
When the climate lockdowns, the World Wars, the Nuclear Holocaust, the next Pandemic are taking too fucking long to kick in…
It’s just dragging the fuck out, looming over our heads, never actually materializing, to keep the sheep in a state of confusion, while they get robbed by the masters who rule them….almost like it is part of design….
When you’re bored of the news cycle, never giving you enough terror or rage or content to use against your neighbor who has the opposite set of beliefs than you…
When you’re not as outraged with your genderless, hormonally confused, blue hair thought patterns….or taking a break from building your off grid bunker on your acreage you’ve acquired for the fallout…
It’s important to check in on Bella Thorne’s Disney kid tits…
Sold by her mom to an industry, used by the industry to funnel her audience into low level internet porn work, all up in the OnlyFans to keep herself relevant for another iteration of herself, instead of just being that corny Disney kid….
Now rocking what looks like fake tits, showered, but looking unshowered, greasy and stinky, just the kind of stink you’d be happy to have on your dick….maybe even a stink you are trying to recreate by not showering, sitting in hot rooms, sweating from your ass onto your balls, just to make jerking off to Bella more life-like…
Her vagina may be the cavernous hole the couple on that Argentine cruise crawled into when they became Patient 0s for the Hentavirus outbreak….Her vagina may HOST the antibodies that protect us from RAT SHIT….
So here’s to checking in on her tits…
Posted in:Bella Thorne
2026
15
May
Hailey Bieber’s billionaire ass clearly appealed to Justin Bieber because she reminded him of his first sexual lover….USHER…
Now, I don’t know if SCOOT BRAUN held Biebers down for USHER when they first human trafficked him from Canada and sold his mom on a dream…
I just know that they made a lot of money for themselves off his back and it’s always funny to perpetuate the rumors that USHER was some kind of Bieber diddler…even funnier when you cross-reference his billionaire influeencer/groupie wife’s ass calling an USHER ass, like the ass familiar ass Bieber grew up eating….NOSTALGIA….in the worst kind of hallmark movie way…
In reality, the jacked up, plastic surgery ridden, monster looking hard jawed Hailey Bieber….has a decent ass, it’s the masculine back that’s the issue…not the thonged ass itself….so it’s not an USHER ass ushering the ASS that Bieber grew up eating….but maybe a back that reminds him of that….ALLEGEDLY…
But it’s not as fun to hype it up…when Bieber’s so gay.
Funny she whores herself like this to sell her make-up….
They’re all a bunch of whores aren’t they…
Posted in:Hailey Bieber
2026
15
May
The funny thing about society is that there’s been a real celebration of ugly chicks.
Whether it’s the TINDER phenom of online dating on hook-up apps landing fat girls too much cock than they know what to do with…
Or the act that 90 percent of the top OF creators are fat gutter looking girls…who photoshop their whore content when they make themselves stupid money…
It’s just that hot skinny chicks have been neglected, ignored….kinda like the sister to a star Disney kid, who is forced to become a fat OF chick to feel like she’s whole….after feeling so inadequate all her life..
I mean this is obesity…with fake tits doing shitty nude content despite being rich or at the very least with rich and famous sister…
They call her the pride of the family doing retarded rebelling when middle aged to fill the void that is bigger than her GURNEY HOLE…if you know what I mean..
Her lawyers don’t like when people share her nudes and either should you….cuz she’s NarstY
Posted in:Stella Hudgens
2026
15
May
Apparently Eiza Gonzalez is doing fitness, despite being a diagnosed over-eater, all because she’s been cast in some sort of action film, since Hollywood has no real babe celebs, so they use these hybrid Mexicans with face injections to step in for the role…..
I do a time when there were actual hot chicks in movies…or maybe I was just eating the propaganda sandwich and the fact is there have never been hot chicks in movies….
So here is a Mexican stealing the Mexican American actor’s job….with her ass cuz clearly she done fucked the right motherfucker…
Posted in:Eiza Gonzalez
2026
15
May
Fishnets may remind you of catching a hot naked chick int he wilderness with a net…..and that’s ok..
It may also remind you of jerking off to your granny’s lingerie drawer when she was at the church bazaar selling caramel corn….
There are so many reasons one man can be into the Fishnets, some may have multiple reasons, because half naked, see through fabrics, netting, mesh, pussy, tits, BOBS AND VAGENE are all fun things…
The only think that’s not so fun is self promoting internet models lack a level of hotness I want out of these chicks…
Posted in:Fishnets
