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2026

09

Jun

Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Whoring Continues of the Day

Hailey Bieber is a mom in her 30s, but she got famous for being a friend of the Kardashians.

Being the friend of the Kardashians allowed her to learn who to whore better than her Christian revivalist that is her father, the ex drug addict.

It also allowed her to find her husband, who she was a childhood groupie, masturbating to his Teen Beat magazine photoshoots like she was USHER or his other handlers, securing him in her vagina, possibly as her first, the way she always dreamed because that’s how rich kids work….some get ponies, others get Biebers…

It has also given her a lesson in turning yourself into a fucking muppet.

The girl sells cosmetics, but looks like a body dysmorphia stripper with a drug addiction, face all bloated from the bootleg botox she got because she couldn’t afford the real deal….

Bieber can afford the real deal, but that doesn’t mean it looks natural, good or not like a porn chick who has taken amble loads on her face that she’s mangled….she’s a billionaire…

Being a friend with the Kardashians also taught her to use a bikini to help get you to be a billionaire…it’s high engagement content on social media…a great way to sell lip gloss….

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2026

02

Jun

Hailey Bieber’s Titty Whoring for her Billion Dollar Brand of the Day

The nice thing about these direct to consumer internet brands that end up being valued at billions of dollars, even when they are only a few years old, but thanks to the power of social media hustling and the influencers behind the brands, the old rich companies buy them up to absorb them, instead of going up against them. It’s a hustle….

But the nice thing about it is that social media only works with sexualized whore content, so as serious and feminist and boss bitch as bitch can pretend to be, her views all come down to her higher engagement content which is always her fucking nudes ore near nudes or half nudes or bikini content.

So serious Hailey Bieber, daughter of Stephen Baldwin, creepy groupie who married the guy she fan-girled, turned social media model and influencer with key friends like the Kardashians, runs a billion dollar brand, but her marketing is her ass and tits in a bikini…because tits get hits..

No matter how big the brands are, the low level whoring stays the same…she even has her RHODE product propped in her bikini top like she’s about to TITTY FUCK IT…CLASSY CHRISTIAN BEHAVIOR…

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2026

29

May

Hailey Bieber Grocery Shops of the Day

Hailey Bieber is just like you…..

SHE HAS A PENIS…..

I mean, she probably doesn’t have a penis, but her jawline makes me think she do.

She is just like you because she grocery shops….

Hailey Bieber posted some relatable content….look she goes to stores, just like us normies who don’t have slaves we call assistants…

It’s just so normal for her, that she’s documented it in photos.

Like it’s an amusement park ride doing menial tasks for the social media.

She is a billionaire….so not like you at all…

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2026

20

May

Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Clickbait of the Day

IT’s funny that this Baldwin is the highest earner in the family and it’s all thanks to whoring herself on the internet in half naked content….that and whoring herself to Justin Bieber who she creepily seduced after being a fan of his growing up. From posters on her wall to getting railed on the four poster bed by him….dreams do come true….especially if you’re a rich kid.

She’s never been all that hot, but the brands like to use her in their campaigns because she pushes product for whatever reason.

She was at one time the discount Kardashian…and now she matters….

The funnier thing is that despite being a make-up / cosmetics tycoon, girl sold her brand for over 1 billion, she hasn’t figured out a formula to make her look like she doesn’t have 5 O’Clock shadow or a dick….TUCK GAME STRONG IN SAID BIKINI though…

MANLY JAW aside….there’s a bikini in this somewhere…

She’s also a Victoria’s Secret trying to be relevant with Gen Z model, but they are all woke, so they would do the tranny thing…assuming she has a dick…

THAT IS JUST RUMORS you know JOKES….I’m sure her pussy is grippy enough to keep Bieber locked in without that prenup because she’s a CHRISTIAN….doing CHRISTIAN things in CHRISTIAN content…if you don’t buy into the whole FALSE IDOLS being a whore encouraging masturbation or other gay shit…..

DAD IS THAT YOU? WHY ARE YOU MAKING THOSE SEDUCTIVE MONSTER FACES…IT IS NOT HALLOWEEN…

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2026

15

May

Hailey Bieber’s Manly Ass of the Day

Hailey Bieber’s billionaire ass clearly appealed to Justin Bieber because she reminded him of his first sexual lover….USHER…

Now, I don’t know if SCOOT BRAUN held Biebers down for USHER when they first human trafficked him from Canada and sold his mom on a dream…

I just know that they made a lot of money for themselves off his back and it’s always funny to perpetuate the rumors that USHER was some kind of Bieber diddler…even funnier when you cross-reference his billionaire influeencer/groupie wife’s ass calling an USHER ass, like the ass familiar ass Bieber grew up eating….NOSTALGIA….in the worst kind of hallmark movie way…

In reality, the jacked up, plastic surgery ridden, monster looking hard jawed Hailey Bieber….has a decent ass, it’s the masculine back that’s the issue…not the thonged ass itself….so it’s not an USHER ass ushering the ASS that Bieber grew up eating….but maybe a back that reminds him of that….ALLEGEDLY…

But it’s not as fun to hype it up…when Bieber’s so gay.

Funny she whores herself like this to sell her make-up….

They’re all a bunch of whores aren’t they…

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2026

24

Apr

Hailey Bieber at Time 100 of the Day

Hailey Bieber is a beauty brand billionaire because of the power of retards on the internet…

Helping these retards take over the consumer product industry by making shitty brands that the bigger companies need to eat up to stay relevant….and they eat them by throwing money at them.

Thanks to the retard internet making the retard Bieber into a billionaire through her retard brand, the media has to cover the phenomenon by pretending these retards are actually brilliant and not a product of retards of the internet….

So Bieber lands the TIME 100 event, where she is one of TIME magazines’ most interesting, I assume….I didn’t google it but you can.

She brought her botched muppet retard face….that has been BOTCHED pretty hard for a barely 30 year old, but what else is she to do with her BALDWIN head and all her money.

What she didn’t do was pull out her cock, which would have explained the tranny face, in some big reveal.

It would have gone viral, it would have been a great opportunity that is now lost…

It would have justified her hard jawline….

It would explain why Bieber married her, knowing he’s a BATTY BOY…

Opportunity lost…

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2026

13

Feb

Hailey Bieber’s See Through Dress of the Day

Hailey Bieber is the billionaire thanks to the retardation of the average internet with a credit card.

She is also the wife of Justin, who everyone though was gay, until hearing he married a chick, before seeing how hard faced that chick is….

It’s like she’s got the perfect face structure for a closest case…all many and shit…

I guess it efforts to debunk the transgender rumors, the billionaire decided to wear a sheer dress to a bullshit movie premiere in Australia….

It’s one of those pulling her dick out by hiding it in plain sight or some shit….these billionaires got all the tricks..

In more concerning news, where are her nipples?

When they strip down, they are usually trying to HIDE something..



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2026

26

Jan

Looking for Hailey Bieber’s Nipples of the Day

When it comes to Hailey Bieber, she’s pretty much got everything she could ever desire. She scored the guy she groupied as a teen, because you know Bieber posters hung on her wall before she let him take her virginity…..

Thanks to social media being retarded, she was able to make direct to consumer viral brand worth billions of dollars….

So along with her husband paying her allowance, because he’s stupid rich also, she’s got her own money to buy anything and everything she could ever want….

But the one thing she doesn’t seem to have is nipples.

She is in a sheer shirt and I don’t see any shit stains….

Because I guess there’s some things money can’t buy….like nipples…

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2026

08

Jan

Hailey Bieber for VS Valentine’s Day of the Day

Hailey Bieber is another social media billionaire who didn’t make her billions selling nude pics, she’s a Christian and married to Bieber, so she doesn’t need to low hanging fruit that shit. She’s also a Baldwin and was able to leverage her social media career off the back of the Jenners, who benefitted off Kim’s sex tape, so she is an arm length away from only existing due to gutter porn….

She made her billions doing a cosmetic brand people are actually convinced is better than the average cosmetic brand, while they are most likely all the same, but power of marketing.

That doesn’t mean she can’t take her time to pose in lingerie like a low level OF model, because these girls think being a VS model validates their hotness, hoping to keep her Husband fucking her after all those years.

Her body is tight, her face manly, she’s Brazilian and probably has the whore gene or the worms that make them whores.

The fact that VS use her in their marketing is probably based on DATA, she clearly converts product at a rate that backs out on their end, like a cheaper Jenner with the same audience, which is the story of this Billionaire’s life….

For whatever reason, VS turned on all their hot models, integrated fatties, but through it all kept the influencer Baldwin / Jenner crew in the mix, most likely paying them, even though they’d probably just do it for free for that stamp of approval, that even after making billions, marrying a pop star, they probably need because these rich fucks are sad.

Since I don’t look at the man face, I can appreciate the tight mom body…check it out.

If it’s good enough for Bieber and it’s not Usher and/or Scooter dick, then it’s good enough for you.

They even have her staging a slutty selfie with phone in hand….SO NAUGHTY….VS you bad boys….you sure Epstein hung himself and isn’t still running shit?

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2025

12

Nov

Hailey Bieber’s Beiber Mom-Ass on the Diving Board of the Day

Hailey Bieber may have a hard and masculine face, but that didn’t stop her from creating an instagram cosmetic brand that went viral thanks to the power of influencer and sold for a billion dollars…

It’s either her Baldwin jaw, they all seem to have it, or the fact that her mom is a Brazilian and Brazil has historically been the tranny porn hub of the world due to the worms they all have…..

Hailey plays up being a Christian, which may have been an angle to seduce Bieber into marriage for a taste of her adult virgin soup….which now has been ravaged by childbirth after seducing or manipulating the popstar we all know she was a groupie for, we’re talking posters on the bedroom wall, to his semen dripping off the bedroom walls after experiencing her Brazilian ass before marriage thanks to her attempt to conserve the cunt for Jesus.

You know how it is…

Anyway, she’s on a diving board with her mom-dumper out, in heels to make her look longer, face still hard….but that’s what gay men are into….

She is in GQ, which still exists…boring…

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