I know what you’re thinking, you only die once….YODO….

If you’re going to kill yourself, because your life sucks, you’re miserable, you feel all alone, you don’t have balls, you feel like a failure, the system is getting you down, or you’re dying of a terminal disease and the government of Canada wants to kill you off because they don’t want you to be an expense to the system…and you’re not willing to actually do a leaving Las Vegas and sell your worldly possessions to buy a one way ticket to somewhere epic, only to kill yourself in their jungles or on their drugs, while potentially finding fun and meaning and purpose along the way, because you finally took your fucking life by the balls and escaped the matrix…

There are a few options in how you can do it….

I think the best option is jumping off some BIKINI BRIDGES….

For those who don’t know, the BIKINI BRIDGE is the fabric from the bikini between the hips….that lifts up above the pubic bone so bright, because bitch is skinny.

It is basically the best kind of bridge to fuck with, to walk along, to jump off….

So check it out…

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I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl who wears underwear. They all seem to like to free drip, so the idea of no panties under pantyhose is really just standard practice, the pantyhose are the panties, or the strainer, designed to keep the chunks back when they drip out, like cheese cloth, but making a different kind of cheese….

That’s not to say that these pantyhose no panties pictures are any less valuable, just because obviously it’s pantyhose no panties….because they are glorious…

If only the world worked like the internet, where every girl in pantyhose let you look up her skirt and stare at her SCUNT…

Instead we are forced to turn to the internet for such material….

Which I guess is what makes the internet such a wonderful place to sell your freedom, independence, brain to….

It’s like plug me into that screen like it’s my DIALYSIS machine keeping me alive….and take ALL the data you want, so long as you centralize the bitches of the world who wear pantyhose no panties that want to be seen…

SOLID TRADE…

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I am not really the kind of guy who gets off to the smell of old lady diapers, I’ve worked in an old folks home and it’s actually pretty terrifying what years of life and sickness can do to the digestive track….

In J.Lo’s case, she eats all that organic foods, but having a career based on her ass, you know that her diet isn’t all that asshole has seen….it’s not all digested foods, but rather other things that have been inserted and deposited in her…

I didn’t find J.Lo hot when she was a big deal, it is possible that I didn’t have the ass-eating compulsion that parasite you get from cat shit in my brain yet, because I have definitely gravitated to hot asses on chicks…

I think it may have had more to do with J.Lo’s ass not actually being hot…

Anyway, she’s 300 fucking years old, we shouldn’t really give a fuck about her, but she wants us to give a fuck about her…

She’s moved beyond her asshole and is also showcasing tits…

When you’re a dinosaur, but a vain dinosaur, you have to be strategic in how you get people to not look at the aged face…

MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE motherfuckers…

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Katy Perry may be a lot of things, most of those are horrible and uneventful since she’s overall sucked as a popstar, but she’s got rockin’ tits.

Sure, she faked it til she made it and being from some blue blooded billionaire family most likely helped….these reptilians love to help each out….but she made it with her rockin’ tits.

She is now the CANADIAN FIRST LADY, because Canada is collectively JAZZED that she is moving to Montreal part time to live in their overlords 6 million dollar manor….his name is Justin Trudeau, Canada’s nauseatingly soft spoken Golden Boy, the grand architect of a totalitarian regime despite being a gym teacher by trade…which speaks to Canada’s position in the world as a clown country, a non-serious country, a monopoly monied country,….

Has managed to secure her rockin’ tits…..

Together, they were at an event in love, with her tits….

Funny considering CANADA and the grand architect of modern Canada seem to like cutting off tits for INCLUSIVE TRANS GENDERS with mental problem surgeries paid for by the governemtn…yet the mastermind has a titty fetish…and wants BIG TITTY IN HIS FACE.

DID WE MENTION SHE HAS TITS…because if we didn’t, it is clear she wants you to know about them tits….

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Paris Hilton was probably already a billionaire before she turned 18 and polluted the world with her shitty but iconic sex tape…she is a Hilton, household name, and that was why people were into her.

The sex tape paved the way for the shit that society has become….that’s not to say that Paris Hilton turned society into a smut peddling cesspool of dog shit….she probably isn’t that influential, but she monetized it early on.

She has been money making behind the scenes for the last 25 years and I believe she gets a cut of all the Kardashian money because without Paris, the would not exist, which is really the worst thing she’s contributed to the world…those people….but when you’re a money hungry monster…you do what you gotta do.

I guess she’s realized she’s still got some whoring left in her, which is why she resurfaced a few years ago ready to monetize and exist again. Maximizing the early 2000s trends and re-establishing her position.

In doing that, she decided to launch her own direct to consumer internet brand that will sell to the big guys for a billion dollars, because as the queen of the bottom feeding shit, that she lost out to the hairy Kardashian trolls because she allowed it, she’s coming back to claim her stake…

She’s doing it with an old lady nude-ish shoot, which isn’t very nude when we’ve all seen her cunt with a dick in it, but it’s nude enough to notice, not necessarily get excited about, but a naked Paris Hilton selling garbage feels familiar and sometimes that is all it takes, like fucking your high school girlfriend who is now 70 with a gaping dangling pussy and an apron belly and a foot missing from diabetes..familiar but not quite as tight as it was…but familiar…

The brand is an AI created Peptide formula that promotes collagen so that you can pay money to attempt to stay tight, when girl’s gaping and easy to fist, if you know what I mean…NOT TIGHT AT ALL..

The shoot is likely AI retouched, not to say Paris is hot, but to say if she’s building produced with AI, she’s probably making herself look hotter with AI….cuz no one likes a woman sagging like half empty bag of shit….especially when they are selling skincare…made from Rick Solomon’s cum shots…

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There was a time when I had to start a non-profit organization to “SAVE THE BUSH”.

We would protest outside of the waxing salons because we were trying our best to “SAVE THE BUSH”.

It was like every woman from all ages, I’m talking senior fucking citizens, were killing their bush like it was some sort of pest….a rodent hiding in the kitchen cabinet shitting in the cereal…instead of the beautiful fashion accessory it was.

The kind of girl who had a bush, in those weak bush times, where bushes were rare…..were not the kind of bushes you’d want in your mouth or face because the women with the bush had given up.

People didn’t realizing the power of the bush, no one was writing love songs about the bush, no one was clipping hair clippings of the bush, to store away for masturbations….but I NEVER GAVE UP On the bush…

Now, with the advent of internet perversion, there’s bush everywhere, they even have categories of bush…

Sure there was always the landing strip, but this is called “HIGH BUSH” and that’s a little more specific…

So to someone who like bush of all shapes, sizes and colors, all lengths and textures, the high bush is an important development in our bush movement.

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Lily Allen is a middle aged mom, recently divorced from her Stranger Things acting husband who she was married to for 4-5 years.

So it is not surprising she’s trying to sexualize herself by being hot, slutty an exhibitionist….all the old hangs do that shit, especially after they drop 50 pounds and get some fake tits, in an updated look she can afford because she was stupid famous in a time when people still bought CDs…and these idiots got paid…

She had her christmas party at a Strip Club, because instead of going conservative, modest being the hottest and tame, she wants the world to know how HOT and WILD she is….

The kind of girl into PORNO sex because she’s not actually a girl, but rather an OLD AS FUCK…

I don’t hate Lily Allen, but it’s sad to see old ladies get into this sexualized internet thing in the weirdest ways.

It’s not the menopause taking their sex appeal, making them have more sex in their mansions, but rather some public cry….tears masked by lingerie and cleavage….

I guess sociality is just a bunch of retard chronic masturbating apes…

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Katy Perry is simulating a dick suck like dick sucking is what she did to get a career, or like her music sucks dick and she’s cum tributing that……

Maybe, she is making a joke like some kind of under-sexed pervert who isn’t getting enough dick.

Sure, she could be trying to be funny, but in a immature, childish, retarded and annoying way, which I guess defines Katy Perry, her career and her music.

She may be demonstrating what her boyfriend has taught her in the bedroom on other men, skills of the dick sucking trade at the highest satanic level.

Maybe, she’s just showing off what he makes her do for him when he’s in the cuckold chair.

Either way, sucking on a giant dick shaped object is totally inappropriate when you are an adult and your fanbase are a bunch of kids who don’t know any better.

Luckily for society, Katy Perry’s fanbase are not a bunch of kids, she hasn’t been able to adapt to the new generation and they all think she sucks.

Her fan base is a bunch of 45 year old cat ladies, childless, obese, claiming to be on some kind of spectrum when not on reddit managing a cat litter fetish subreddit….you know the kind…

I have a hard time believing that they are actual Katy Perry fans…she may have a lot of money and fame, but there is no way anyone’s a genuine fan and empty concerts prove that, she’s just captivated enough idiots through propaganda and marketing, that it’s worked out for her.

The leaders of the world have decided to punish us with sonic warefare by pushing her songs on us over and over again, while no one even listens to her by choice….it’s all brain washing.

So there’s no real problem with Katy Perry simulating a dick suck, no one will notice by a pervert like me, seeing how deep that throat goes and how wide that mouth stretches, blasting out her vocal chords if done correctly, saving the world from more Katy Perry with your monster cock throat fuck….it’s a super power….

Some of you may find it hot, which is sad, there’s better content out there for you…but you just don’t know any better.

We can all agree that in anything she does, especially sucking off a mic, she should have her tits out to make it a little better….

I can’t help hating Katy Perry at my core, so much that I almost feel bad for her, or embarrassed for her, because I can’t be the only one who feels this way about someone I’ve never met and genuinely don’t give a shit about….there must be other Katy Perry haters who don’t know why they hate her, who don’t care to hate her, but who just fucking hate her for so many reasons….her tits not being one of them.

More tits…and if she’s going to post dick sucking pics….post actual dick sucking pics, not this candy coated not so subtle implied dick sucking pics to be cutesy…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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