Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I a girl who wasn’t so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it’s a rash, I think it’s a yeast infection but my cousin says it’s her fetus trying to escape the womb and she’s pushing the motherfucker back in.
More Pics after the jump.
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You know how I feel about these sex doll people. I find them insanely weird and it makes me uncomfortable in everyday life not knowing who actually has one of these in their closet. I think people with sex dolls need to bring their dolls out with them shopping and shit. I think it would make my day that much more interesting. When this sex act becomes socially accepted, I will be happy with all the laughs it brings.
This has to be some of the weirdest new-wave shit I have seen. A man, jealous of his wife’s ability to breastfeed, used the power of suggestion to get his body to produce breastmilk so he could get in on the action. Now some people may think this is next level business, but I just think it’s hermaphroditic. Does dude let his wife do him with a strap-on? Does dude do the dishes, laundry and cleaning? Does dude get cry and scream for no apparant reason? Is dude really a dude when his baby is suckling his teet. 
