I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the alabama barker Category

2025

30

Dec

Alabama Barker 182’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

The die hard Blink 182 fans who were so happy that Travis Barker didn’t die in that plane crash, because his skeleton-like body and ability to beat the drums in ways they probably wish here their dicks, will be glad to know that his daughter with Shanna Moakler, the Playboy chick, turned out to be a young whore as you’d expect.

If you’re raised in a perverted household with too much disposable income, especially in an era where girls are OnlyFans models out of High School instead of college, selling nudes harder than I used to try to convince girls to send me nudes, which was pretty hard, if anything it’s the reason I am not successful because my time was spent on “send nudes” with my barely there dick in hand, preventing me from taking those high profile meetings with Bezos and Zuckerberg and shit…so yeah, they sell nudes pretty fucking hard….

So here’s Alabama Barker, who doesn’t need the money, has the trust fund, has a dad who has a lot of money, has a stepmother who is a dog shit Kardashian, also products of the selling nude whore generation, so she really has no reason to be a whore, or to be a whore in content, but she chooses to be that whore because it’s important to her to be jerked off to.

That’s almost more honorable, in a shameless sort of way, than a girl who can’t afford her rent doing it out of desperation, because the desperate whore isn’t as ionate about it and is doing it for the wrong reasons, the money, while Barker just does it for the boners…

Legendary….

Posted in:alabama barker

2025

18

Sep

Alabama Barker’s Fat Ass White Girl Posing Slutty of the Day

Alabama Barker is whore Shanna Moakler’s daughter with creepy Kardashian goth fucker Travis Barker. Her stepfather is women’s panty wearing Oscar Dela Hoya, so you know she’s been emotionally damaged as a woman raised amongst vile trash.

She’s 19 years old, but she’s been slutty since she was a pre-teen, because that’s how her trashy hooker mother raised her.

The fact is that her trashy mother started out as a Miss USA Pageant. She was a rich kid daughter of a dentist who was hot and wanted that rock and roll life.

The evil industry of model and celebrity seduced her to LA where she was likely ed around while trying to get where she wanted to go as a celebrity.

Realizing it was easier to show off her fake tits and manipulate rich and famous cock for that security she deserved.

Those are important lessons she’s ed onto at least one of her daughters….and this is what that fat ass attention seeking looks like…

I guess if Travis Barker was your dad, being slutty posing is more positive than killing yourself…and check out this big round ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:alabama barker

2025

16

Jan

Alabama Barker in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

Alabama Barker is Travis Barker’s daughter with prostitute Shanna Moakler.

Travis Barker is pretty fucking rich from his whole Blink 182 thing, so his daughter is just one of those spoiled LA rich kids who doesn’t really have to bother with the whole being a shameless whore for attention thing.

However, something went wrong in her wiring, the way she was raised, maybe on a generational level girls of this generation want to be sexualized and jerked off to, so they dress whorish….maybe she thinks it’s funny how desperate the freaks of the internet are when she posts slutty outfits….but clearly there’s effort that has gone into this Alabama Barker experience and she’s out here wanting to be seen, jerked off to, followed, liked and sexualized…

As a reclusive, I don’t understand why people would volunteer themselves to social media to get jerked off to, because she could live an amazing life unknown, not noticed, left alone…

Instead, she’s like “LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE”…like “I AM ALABAMA BARKER, MY DAD, HE IS TRAVIS BARKER, MY STEPMOM a KARDASHIAN, MY STEPDAD, WELL I AM BORROWING HIS PANTIES BUT YOU KNOW HIM AS OSCAR DELA HOYA, MY MOM SOME WHORE….AND I CAN WHORE JUST LIKE THEY ALL WHORE WATCH ME WHORE…..and LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE”…probably boosting that post using META advertising to ensure it gets the REACH she thinks it deserves…


Posted in:alabama barker

2024

14

Nov

Travis Barker’s Daughter Doing What You’d Expect of the Day

Alabama Barker is plane crash surviving Travis Barker’s daughter with that whore Shana Moakler and I use the word whore in an endearing way because she was a playboy chick, when whoring was a little more high profile and seemingly less desperate.

Plus, calling a whore a whore is only demeaning if the whore doesn’t love being a whore, because as far as I’m concerned we’re all whores and I love whores who show me her tits.

She was a Miss USA runner-up with a dream and that dream was to show you her tits, honorable work.

She never ended up in porn, so she had limits, moreals and values, but her whoredom has gone multi-generational because she’s got her daughter into whoring mix, but that could just be her daughter’s generation…and I’m not complaining because she’s not a fat blue haired freak with a nose ring screaming about killing babies…

Posted in:alabama barker