The die hard Blink 182 fans who were so happy that Travis Barker didn’t die in that plane crash, because his skeleton-like body and ability to beat the drums in ways they probably wish here their dicks, will be glad to know that his daughter with Shanna Moakler, the Playboy chick, turned out to be a young whore as you’d expect.
If you’re raised in a perverted household with too much disposable income, especially in an era where girls are OnlyFans models out of High School instead of college, selling nudes harder than I used to try to convince girls to send me nudes, which was pretty hard, if anything it’s the reason I am not successful because my time was spent on “send nudes” with my barely there dick in hand, preventing me from taking those high profile meetings with Bezos and Zuckerberg and shit…so yeah, they sell nudes pretty fucking hard….
So here’s Alabama Barker, who doesn’t need the money, has the trust fund, has a dad who has a lot of money, has a stepmother who is a dog shit Kardashian, also products of the selling nude whore generation, so she really has no reason to be a whore, or to be a whore in content, but she chooses to be that whore because it’s important to her to be jerked off to.
That’s almost more honorable, in a shameless sort of way, than a girl who can’t afford her rent doing it out of desperation, because the desperate whore isn’t as ionate about it and is doing it for the wrong reasons, the money, while Barker just does it for the boners…
Legendary….
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