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2026

31

Mar

Amy Schumer’s Unfortunate Old Lady Swimsuit Selfie of the Day

Not all weight-loss from lazy pigs who can’t even lose the weigh on their own, but instead rely of weird medication that give them OZEMPIC CUNT, something that I am sure won’t affect Amy Schumer since her CUNT was always mutated, it’s really the only justification for her existence…girl with birth defected vagina and weird bobble head has something to prove and manages to do it despite being lazy because for some reason other women gravitated towards her….

So yeah…

Not all weight loss is created equally, this lazy pig is still a lazy pig, she just weighs less….and those of you into her granny tit are fucking brain damaged bro.

To be someone who says Scumber has hot tits….is disturbing….

Our collective hatred for her and her ugliness should prevent us from even noticing the tits…

This is some divisive, tormenting shit….

Just know outside the bathing suit are sloppy and scary fat girl tits…

The fact we are discussing Amy SCHUMBER’s tits with ourselves is disturbing enough…

YET HERE WE ARE.

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2026

25

Feb

Amy Schumer’s 50 Pound Weightloss is Not Enough of the Day

Amy Schumer is an old, fat, documented joke thief with only one good gag, which is when she calls herself a cabbage patch doll looking motherfucker, cuz that face is retarded….

She recently lost 50 pounds, in what she says was not to look hot, but rather to deal with her Cushings disease, which is some sort of over eating disease thanks to your adrenal glands…

The media likes to pretend the terminal illness made her look hot because of the weightloss, but to anyone with a brain, she has another 150 pounds to go to be the best Amy Schumer she can be, assuming she weighs about 150 pounds, if you know what I mean…

I generally fat ass bitches dropping the weight to upset other fat ass bitches who try to pretend being fat is healthy or hot, confusing the whole human experience….

A less fat chick is always a better version of the chick, but if the chick is scary to begin with, she’s still going to be scary…and Schumer is scary…

Not as scary as the media hyping her up like she matters, because they made her into a thing to begin with when she probably didn’t deserve the hype….

Clearly, the media is owned by an evil cabal that push weirdness on us, because in no world or timeline is Amy Schumer “RED HOT IN A BIKINI”….

STOP THE FAKE NEWS…

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2026

05

Feb

Amy Schumer Posted Ozempic Swimsuit Pics a Month Ago of the Day

And people have yet to recover…eyes still suffering the retinal burns….the image of the weird faced joke thief weirdo forever burned into their minds…

Proof that just dropping the fat thanks to science doesn’t stop the fat head from behing fat and doesn’t make the body worth looking at in a swimsuit…

It’s actually a huge accomplishment to have a bikini body not worth looking at, but rather that you actively try not to look at because she’s a monster…

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2025

13

Nov

Amy Schumer Pretends She’s Hot of the Day

Amy Schumer is about 50 years old. She’s a fat pig mom and she’s got a stupid looking face.

She’s been a known joke thief and her entire fat girl with the big personality, one of them loud mouth fat girls who is loud to offset the room for paying attention to how vile, disgusting and abusive their are to themselves with shitty jokes.

You know the loud fat girl type, it’s a real thing and it all stems from severe insecurity, but they play it up as confidence, only to help fund or inspire these fat girl body positivity movements.

We all know fat girls are gross, even if we fuck them and we also know that any body positive fat chick is just pandering to justify their fatness and to normalize their fatness, but the second they can get UN-FAT they take it….

Lucky for them, a fat loss shot has come out, they are all dropping the pounds they pretend to love, their health ailments, like in Schumber’s case, which are some vaginal problems and some thyroid or adrenal problems, have cleared up….

Shockingly, being fat is unhealthy…and disgusting…and hard to look at even when drunk fucking a fatty…

The problem, is that the fat loyalists who embraced their fatness, and saw their fatness as hopeful or opportunity for them to be fat, because lazy knows lazy, or lazy attracts lazy, or lazy likes to be lazy with lazy and seeing lazy win gives lazy valdiation and hope….

So now, the pig Schumber’s core audience is mad at her for doing OZEMPIC, face shots and whatever else she’s done to try to be a “hot middle ager”….in a cash grab comeback tour….

She’s taken enough from us, she’s shit on society enough, but she wants more….and she’s trying to do it hotter….

Truth is, less fat is hotter, but Amy Schumer is a never hot….so nothing she can do will really save her…

It’s just nice to see her fans hate her for the Ozempic copout, realizing she’s been lying to them.

The fact this is all over the news is a reminder that the media is the devil trying to eat your soul, freedom and manipulate your mind…

She deleted her archive images, this is the rebrand, it could be AI, it could be surgery, it’s still fucking ugly….

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2025

29

Apr

Amy Schumer – When Ozempic Fails of the Day

Amy Schumer is the 300 pound pig that looks like a cabbage patch doll and not the kind you want to face fuck, more the one you want to lock in the basement and never see again because it’s clearly possessed, demonic and will be the focal point of a true crime podcast they turn into a TV series once it terrorizes you and kills your family in your sleep.

She’s fucking gross…so gross the Ozempic doesn’t even work on her.

She is the kind of person who beat Ozempic, she said “you can’t unfat me, I’m so secure and established in this fatness that this is how it is”….

She wants to be hot, but knows it’s impossible, so she turns to being the funny girl in the room….unfortunately…she still has the confidence to post swimsuit pics, just to prove Ozempic’s failures…probably part of a class-action lawsuit her fat head is coordinating…

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2022

11

May

Amy Schumer Pussy Print of the Day

So this is Amy Schumer, Chuck Schumer’s comedic genius daughter who I don’t find funny, but who the world finds funny, so who gives a shit about what I think, no one gives a shit about what I think…..

She’s trending now because of her banned OSCAR joke about her husband calling going down on her “SQUID GAME”….which I am sure is probably a hell of a lot more demoralizing, but I guess the punchline is “the things people would do for money is pretty fucking sick and twisted” as going down on AMY SCHUMER would be a punishment to anyone at any time….

But yeah, Amy Schumer, the big funny girl is trying to get in on the sexy on social media kick, even when you aren’t sexy at all, because everyone’s a whore, even the uglies…..and this is AFTER SHE HAD SURGERY….cosmetic procedures….and yet still looks like total dog shit….which I guess is a joke in and of itself…FINALLY an Amy Schumer joke I can laugh at.

TRASH….

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2022

16

Mar

Amy Schumer Topless Dance of the Day

Monster Rich Kid turned Top Comedian despite being funny, Amy Schumer, a Ukrainian who I assume is pushing the agenda but I won’t look

was given a career because they needed an obese cabbage patch looking monster to bring shitty jokes to the world…to either normalize obesity, or to downgrade comedy to an unfunny place, because since Amy Schumer has made her millions thanks to the HIVE MIND not knowing what funny is unless they are told by the media or laugh tracks….they can basically throw anyone at the top of the comedy charts….like Pete Davidson, the mind controlled slave who was clearly placed where he was placed by the powers that be, because there’s no reason he’s trending, at least not based on any jokes he’s made…it’s all marketing people..

Anyway, the fucking vile pile of dog shit Amy Schumer has decided now that she’s had tons of plastic surgery that didn’t work, doing some sort of “dance your ass off” since all that surgery hasn’t brought her any ass…..still fat, still vile, and unfortunately ramping up for something I’m sure they have planned for her because all of a sudden she’s out here trying to make noise and get noticed again, forgetting we have enough fat funny chicks in our lives, they’re everywhere….and we don’t need this tramp stamp branded pig with no shame..because everyone sucks her dick…..

Either way, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAYS, so here’s a bitch pushing some Weight….disgusting.

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2022

19

Jan

Amy Schumer Naked and Nasty of the Day

I don’t know if FUNNY MAN who isn’t really FUNNY at all, but I guess middle of the road ugly chicks bought into the marketing of her being funny and decided that she was funny because they were told she was funny and that is basically how the entertainment industry works….you know when you hear songs that suck and find out that they are huge hits, or movies that fucking suck and find out that they are huge hits, or see comics like Amy Schumer who fucking suck and find out that they sell out Arenas for their lame jokes…because the general public, probably 80 percent of the general public are brainwashed idiots in a fucking trance…BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT…WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE HERE…..we are collectively confused by pop culture an we unite, all one and a half of us, over that confusing while staring at the tits.

Now, these are the tits that I have no interest in staring at,despite tits being a nice diversion from her CABBAGE PATCH KID face, and HORRIBLE fucking body…it still misses the fucking mark…

I don’t give a fuck about how many TAYLOR SWIFT parties these groupie hack has been to, or how relevant they pretend she is, she’s NOT designed to be in PHOTO or in VIDEO so the fact that she’s in movies, and gets paid for that, not the other way around is fucking mental…it’s a TROLL…It has to be.

Anyway, I saw and linked a story about how she’s super stoked she got her ovaries removed…SO ARE WE…and when getting her ovaries removed she also got LIPOSUCTION…and posted some weird BODYSUIT picture on the beach celebrating her being too fucking lazy to diet and exercise ….when you can be rich and lazy enough to get the fat SUCKED out of you….

Unfortunatley, she didn’t get them to suck the fat out of her pig face…

Unfortunately, she didn’t have the same results as Kanye’s mom when she got her plastic surgery…

You know, because ridding the world of this monster would be a good thing for the future of the people, but instead she’s going viral for being a lazy piece of shit, inspiring the MAJORITY who are also fat to their funny girl exists, allowing her to do another cash grab because the cash grab she’s had hasn’t been enough. It is never enough for these people.

Either way, these are old and nasty….have fun…

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2021

10

Jun

The Amy Schumer Doppelganger of the Dy

I fucking hate Amy Schumer and the idea that two women look like her exist in the world is pretty repulsive in theory, but then I that a lot of white women look like this, maybe they’re inbred….maybe we’re in a simulation and they only have so many face combinations available…

She’s a trucker collecting her MONSTER ENERGY fridge and yes, she’s got a tear drop tattoo for running over a pedestrian…women truckers…am I right?

But I fucking love this picture for a lot of reasons…

The first, I need a t-shirt that says “STOP POOPING IN OUR PARKING LOT”….

The second, I need a t-shirt that says “Truckin’ and Fuckin”….

The third, I need a BUSCH Beer fridge for my rig…

I still hate Amy Schumer, but this picture is an American dream and I had to repost it here…

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2020

09

Jul

The Most Disgusting Thing You Will See All Day of the Day

Amy Schumer Naked Disgusting

I’ll just put this up here to remind you that the internet is a terrible fucking place.

I don’t know where this nudity is from, it’s the first time I am seeing it, unless I just blocked it out which is something I would do…

After further research, it’s an HBO MAX docies about Schumer’s nasty ass, literally a nasty ass, pregnancy…which I guess is a science fiction movie about human /pig hybrids breeding….you know they made a human ear on a pig’s back but did you know they made Amy Schumer…

I never bought into her hype, her career, her comedy and when she was selling out arenas because she had gone viral and people are sheep who just follow the fucking leader, in part because she’s so fucking sickatating to look at…but because she’s also not very funny….

So let her be evidence that you can game the fucking system, if bitches like this make it in the world, clearly objectifying women or “only hot girls getting ahead” is a fucking feminist lie…

THIS is some real NASTY fucking shit….beyond disgusting…ENJOY!


Amy Schumer Naked Disgusting

Amy Schumer Naked Disgusting

Amy Schumer Naked Disgusting

Amy Schumer Naked Disgusting

Amy Schumer Naked Disgusting

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