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Archive for the Booze Category

2025

12

Nov

Girl Smuggles Booze Into the Theatre of the Day

I am always surprised when I hear that people still go to the movie theatre….especially after that shooting that happened in Colorado all those years ago, like you’d have to be a lunatic to sit through a movie in a public place when you can lock yourself away and be left alone…

I get that movies have been sold to us as an experience, which makes movie companies richer, when in reality it’s just overpriced and annoying.

You can just watch the movie at home, left alone and naked…so people can’t get mad when you start grabbing yourself out of boredom of trying to sit through the movie..since most movies suck…

Well, for the sake of viral content, this influencer went to the movies and smuggled in some fireball the old fashioned “my vagina is a purse” way….

There weren’t many people at the theatre, making the theatre dicksuck that got PeeWee Herman in trouble far more of an option for you gays out there….

There was a time when movies were packed, because people were desperate to go out and do something….

Thank god for our defeated “WHY BOTHER SPIRIT” when we can let others of the internet do the living, or inserting booze in their cunt, so we don’t have to do the living…..

It works…

Posted in:Booze

2007

29

Oct

I am – Lauren Conrad’s Got Booze of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Finally, some pictures of Lauren Conrad that I can jerk off to because I find booze the hottest thing out there and it’s safe to say that I am in love with alcohol, it’s been the most reliable friend in my life and has never real done me wrong, other than all the stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, like driving, or having unprotected sex with sluts, but for the most part we’ve had a lot of good times. So seeing Lauren Conrad buying all this booze for her party makes me want to be on a shitty reality TV show so that I can afford my very own trip to the alcohol store like this. This is the shit that makes me want to win the lottery or rob some old bitch, because I never really cared about the nice cars or houses money buys, I just care about trips to the liquor store.

I can only assume that Lauren Conrad’s putting all this effort into stocking up her bar in hopes that this booze will make some poor fucker drunk enough to fuck her or at least think she’s worth a fuck.


Related Posts:

Lauren Conrad in a Bikini Pictures
Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut
Heidi Montag in a Pink Bikini

Posted in:Alcohol|Booze|Drunk|Lauren Conrad|Unsorted

2007

29

Oct

I am – Lauren Conrad's Got Booze of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Finally, some pictures of Lauren Conrad that I can jerk off to because I find booze the hottest thing out there and it’s safe to say that I am in love with alcohol, it’s been the most reliable friend in my life and has never real done me wrong, other than all the stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, like driving, or having unprotected sex with sluts, but for the most part we’ve had a lot of good times. So seeing Lauren Conrad buying all this booze for her party makes me want to be on a shitty reality TV show so that I can afford my very own trip to the alcohol store like this. This is the shit that makes me want to win the lottery or rob some old bitch, because I never really cared about the nice cars or houses money buys, I just care about trips to the liquor store.

I can only assume that Lauren Conrad’s putting all this effort into stocking up her bar in hopes that this booze will make some poor fucker drunk enough to fuck her or at least think she’s worth a fuck.


Related Posts:

Lauren Conrad in a Bikini Pictures
Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut
Heidi Montag in a Pink Bikini

Posted in:Alcohol|Booze|Drunk|Lauren Conrad|Unsorted