I am always surprised when I hear that people still go to the movie theatre….especially after that shooting that happened in Colorado all those years ago, like you’d have to be a lunatic to sit through a movie in a public place when you can lock yourself away and be left alone…
I get that movies have been sold to us as an experience, which makes movie companies richer, when in reality it’s just overpriced and annoying.
You can just watch the movie at home, left alone and naked…so people can’t get mad when you start grabbing yourself out of boredom of trying to sit through the movie..since most movies suck…
Well, for the sake of viral content, this influencer went to the movies and smuggled in some fireball the old fashioned “my vagina is a purse” way….
There weren’t many people at the theatre, making the theatre dicksuck that got PeeWee Herman in trouble far more of an option for you gays out there….
There was a time when movies were packed, because people were desperate to go out and do something….
Thank god for our defeated “WHY BOTHER SPIRIT” when we can let others of the internet do the living, or inserting booze in their cunt, so we don’t have to do the living…..
It works…
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