There comes a point in every fit chick with fake tits life, where she ages out and looks like a creepy fucking corpse.

That point in time has happened for Brooke Burke, who at one time was the host of travel party show called WILD ON, where she secured a seriously creepy fanbase who loved everything she did and would die for her honor, you know fan boy weirdness…

That was 25 years ago, maybe longer and in those 25 years, 25 years has happened to her.

Even though she is fit and has committed her life to health and wellness, after hosting a show about international partying….she still look like a dehydrated or mummified monster you’d like to fuck…because it’s better than your dried out fleshlight….

Check it out…she’s got one thing right, bitches belong in kitchens and more importantly, in bikinis in said kitchens, and not just for social media clickbait generating self promotion hype, but for the rare chance that a herpe scab will fall into the soup for us to EAT UP….

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The thing about paparazzi photos is that they are a little too real.

The celebs embraced the selfie and the social media content they could monetize and control, because it meant they wouldn’t be caught in unfavorable content, they’d shoot 30 versions of the same picture before sending it to their editor to reimagine them as a hot chick….

It ALMOST made the paprazzi industry obsolete, they were hurting and suing blogs to stay alive….

But the now their relevance is starting to make a comeback, like reality TV, or spy cams set up in bedrooms, since it lets you see the actual DEMONS you’ve been lied to about.

It’s funny to see a ripped Brooke Burke in her 50s, doing her WILD ON all these years later, looking like a male gymnast in a bikini with bold ons, a face of a fucking monster or Ninja Turtle, and the whole thing is confusing…

TO think one of her super fans hacked this site 20 years ago because I called her a whore…

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Brooke Burke is an old lady, but she’s doing her best not to rot because she’s been pretty consistent that the only reason she exists is because of her bikini body and bolt on tits – WILD ON…

Instead of pretending she’s doing anything and everything to starve herself out to look good, she uses it as a promotional tool to target women who saw her on Dancing with the Stars 20 years ago…

That way, her masturbating videos seem like some hippie commune bullshit for health and wellness, brand friendly, and not the masturbating videos that are designed for her pervert audience, which at this stage of the game is her audience, real fucking weird 50+ freaks…and the women she pretends to speak to…

Just because she doesn’t look like granny baking cookies at 50, doesn’t mean the pussy ain’t 50 and without all the money invested in her witchcraft, she’d be that granny baking cookies at 50 years old…

Check it out, freak….

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Brooke Burke may be 100 fucking years old and thanks to starvation and over fitness, she looks about 130….but that doesn’t mean her BOLT on tits are.

If anything, the Bolt On tits need to be replaced consistently enough so that they don’t kill a bitch, so they may only be 8 years old.

I don’t think that looking at her hacked up bolt on tits, that are probably her 5th or 6th set of tits make you a creepy pervert banned from schools and public parks….because there are different kinds of 8 year old tits.

I do think that her health and wellness trends she’s pushing aggressively are hard to take seriously when she’s got fucking plastic in her, causing inflammation and disease, all for the sake of having perky full tits….

I get that is the foundation of her career, but when you turn into a walking corpse with the tits, you may be a more interesting corpse to fuck after digging it up one lonely night in the cemetary…but you’re still fucking a corpse.

Brooke Burke has decided to grace us with her CASTOR OIL detox, where you put CASTOR OIL in your belly button to prevent bloating.

Whether it works or not, who fucking cares….she should be worried less about her ripped stomach and more about her creepy fucking hands…

Where’s the DETOX for creepy old lady hands BROOKE?

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Brooke Burke put together her morning routine, that involves all the typical influencer tactics like cold plunge for the face with a bowl of ice water, castor oil on her belly button, sun team and a whole bunch of other shit…

Proving that she is pretty high maintenance and puts a lot of effort into looking like a literal rotting corpse…

Can’t prevent hitting the wall granny…nothing can fucking save you…no matter how many hours of insanity you put into your narcissistic bullshit…

Your morning routine should be jerking off in the corner while she does her morning routine, since she’s Brooke Burke, or the ZOMBIE CORPSE that was once Brooke Burke and the FAKE tits don’t rot…you can dig those shits up in 200 years and still titty fuck em…and my Android I my consciousness into will do just that…

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Costa Rica is a pretty happening place for whites and rich people. So many people go down there, buy land, build villas to rape said land, all in efforts to turn the price of a fresh smoothie with local ingredients to USA prices.

It’s like why keep shit cheap as fuck for the world travllers to come down there and live in a tree house to surf their lives away, when we can integrate AirBNB, luxury hotels and jack the price of everything through the fucking roof…

I mean who would want a 1 dollar fruit smoothie, when they can buy a 15 dollar one…

It’s people like Brooke Burke and her Health and Wellness retreats for other rich whites that MAKE Costa Rica and other once cheap travel destinations great again.

That said, Brooke Burke is the model turned Wild On host, partying around the world, so her stamp on a destination’s approval is VERY important.

She did dancing with the stars and my RUDE commentary about her triggered a hacker who ended up hacking the site to spite me because of the deep hatred of anyone who speaks ill or objectifies Brooke Burke….

I don’t know if that guy is still around or still mad about anyone who objectifies Brooke Burke for the tits that she purchased, after market, which are technically objects that she has inserted into her, justifying the objectification, not that you have to, but if you want to argue with a girl with fake tits who is mad you’re staring at her tits, you can always use that they aren’t her tits, but THIRD PARTY tits and you’re interested in the engineering.

Anyway, on OSCAR MONDAY, is Brooke Burke’s bikini tits that important…..DEFINITELY.

Since Hollywood is trash and aged glamour models are also trash, but at least they’re more down on themselves in the rot, no matter how good the rot is for them, rather than the Hollywood types who believe their own hype….

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