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2025

23

Jul

Spread Legged Eva Mendes Gives Blogger an Erection of the Day

I don’t do the whole social media content thing. As much as I live mindless smut, it’s an irritating and soul sucking thing that has made a lot of assholes you’d hate very rich and not even for doing impressive things, while ruining the minds and lives of many other assholes.

Call me old school, but I am a firm believer in protecting my brain from the machine, endless scrolling and mind control from an algorithm that decides what I like for me.

Short form content was designed to create retards who infinitely scroll and don’t know they are retards because that’s all part of the psy-op.

Hating social media hasn’t been good for business, but this isn’t an actual business so who fucking cares….

I did accidentally see Eva Mendes recent set of pictures though, I figure the old actress who was once hired to play all the hot titty, naked titty, hispanic tits in movies deserved some attention after over a decade of taking the backseat to her husband Ryan Gosling, who looks like the kind of guy who likes his wife to take HIS backseat. If you know what I mean….you do….get those fingers out of your ass….

She posted some face edited, almost scary old lady face that could be AI or just enough of a reminder of the Eva Mendes of Christmas Past.

She did it to celebrate a 10 year anniversary for a Gosling directed movie called “Lost River”, which was apparently the last movie he directed before reaching super famous status.

His wife may have been in that movie, I wouldn’t know, I never met it, but she got into her 90s ripped jeans and his movie’s shirt to spread legs and show some cleavage to celebrate.

Paul Farrell the writer for “BLOODY DISGUSTING”, which is some kind of Horror Movie blog you probably go to daily, wrote an article about the movie back in May, she posted a screenshot amongst her smut and knowing that you triggered Eva Mendes to produce some spread legged, cleavage, old lady smut because the movie Lost River gives her a boner, should in theory give Paul Farrell a boner…

So this post is for you Paul….the man who edged Eva Mendes through his words…

SHOUT OUT PAUL….

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2025

30

Apr

Eva Mendes Promotes Eva Mendes of the Day

Eva Mendes is apparently back…and she is promoting shameless self promotion style pictures the wholes of instagram do…feet pics and tight shirt titty content….

The problem with this is that the real shameless self promotion is showing spread asshole to get people to sign up to their exclusive content channels….

It’s not shameless enough, but I guess after giving her good years to husband Ryan Reynolds Gossling and her kids, stepping out of the limelight as the hot token hispanic chick in the movies….she doesn’t need to whore out as hard. She’s Eva Mendes.

She’s also old as shit, rich as shit, married to rich as shit Ryan Reynolds Gossling….so she doesn’t need subscribers on her exclusive content channels. She’s good.

She’s old school and just posting feet pics in heels and tight shirts is more than enough, you should be happy she’s come out of captivity for this, recharged and high on BOTOX….

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2017

15

Mar

Eva Mendes Erotica of the Day

Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to show her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits and doing it on TV….the more accessible pre-internet media takevover..

Sure, she’s a mom, she’s married to Ryan Reynolds or Gosling, or who the fuck cares, some fucking Canadian named Ryan….and she’s not the hot slut naked in all the movies…like the well paid instagram model pre instagram who knows how to get fucking paid….

She posted this picture and it’s safe to say…she fucking brings the fucking goods…substantially hotter…but that could be a comparison issue…like when average chicks hang with fat pigs to be the hot one in the group…but the extreme fucking version of that…

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2016

17

Aug

2009 Eva Mendes Tits of the Day

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Eva Mendes may be a mom now, but there was a time she was the token hispanic chick in movies that everyone wanted to fuck, because Hollywood isn’t racist, they hire the same ethnic people over and over to appease the critics who would call them racist…

Well, she was put to better use than most hispanic women in AMerica, but being forced to look awesome naked or half naked, getting paid…

In 2009, she did a topless shoot, showing off her really big nipples, not that we haven’t seen her tits before, but for some reason her tits in 2009 are doing the rounds…I’ve probably already posed these in 2009..but who am I to not tip you off to her tits 6 years younger – to a time pre babies destroyed her….who am I to give you the responsibility of searching the site archives to find these pics on celebrity porn site…It is my duty to bring you this….

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