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2025

Jul

RIP MOTHERFUCKER The Hulk Hogan Edition of the Day

Hulk Hogan is dead, he had a cardiac arrest at 9:50 am today in another get another shot Hulk moment, where even if he didn’t die of the experimental covid shot, we’ll say that he did, because that shit was poison and any death that happens is because of it.

He was 71, which people are saying is young, but last I checked 71 is old as shit, especially for a wrestler. Chyna died at 46, Chris Benoit was only 40…..there are apparently studies on pro wrestler life expectancy being 58–60 because of steroids, pain killers, heart issues, CTE and alcoholism…I googled it.

Which means Hogan was old as shit.

Apparently, he had been sick for a few months, some even said he was in a Coma and on his deathbed, but they tried to play that he was just recovering from Neck Surgery.

The man is a fucking legend, most recently hated aggressively from many of his fans for ing Trump, but dude’s white trash from Florida, who the fuck do you expect him to endorse, which makes you think maybe he was hit by a direct energy weapon to keep him from talking….or he was assassinated by a blue haired outraged genderless cat lady…..STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.

In the 80s, Hulkamania was really fucking real and people everywhere flocked to everything he merchandised or did and you’d see the motherfucker everywhere.

In the 2010s, he was involved in a sex tape scandal, which they say he was secretly filmed fucking the neighbor’s wife, or someone from Howard Stern’s wife. Where he said racist shit, because he’s white trash from Florida.

With the help of Peter Thiel, who hated being exposed on Gawker for being a homo, they sued the massive blog and got their network shut the fuck down.

They took away his WWE hall of fame for being a racist pervert in the bedroom, they gave it back to him in 2020,

He had a reality show with his original wife, daughter and son who destroyed the life of someone in a retarded car accident.

Now he is dead….

There is so much to him by, but I think the highlight outside of the sex tape that brought the Gawker monopoly down, him applying lotion to his daughter’s ass is one of the best.

RIP MOTHERFUCKER.

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2015

Dec

Hulk Hogan Confuses Cheryl Cole for HIV Positive Sister of the Day

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So some dude trolled Hulk Hogan in a barely creative way.

He took a picture of Cheryl Cole, who I think I wrote about yesterday as being a UK Popstar who married a footballer who is now host of X Factor and who is still hot as fuck…and who I assume no one really cares about…but weirdos like me who have stupid sites about the shit..

He said “can i get a retweet for my HIV positive sister”…

He got the retweet and word of wisdom from Hulk Hogan, because I guess running in Florida with strippers, dude knows a thing or two about STDs…

I guess the reason it’s barely a troll is because no one uses twitter, and because Hulk Hogan is Florida trash, why would he know what a host in the UK looks like…

Still a decent LOL..that I bet gets dude a book deal, that’s how twitter works, now if only people would answer my tweets…

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2013

Jan

Hulk Hogan Loves His Daughter Too Much and It is Amazing of the Day

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Hulk Hogan, who is rumored to fuck his daughter…or at least jerk off to her, while he’s not fucking girls who look a lot like her…you know in a genetic attraction situation that happens all the time….a dad loves his daughter cuz he made like some scientist in the basement…and now society tells him he can’t fuck her…but they can’t break that love apart…not as he doesn’t touch her and just jerks off to the camera’s he’s got set up in her bathroom and bedroom….

When not filming sex tapes, he’s been photographed rubbing her erotically…and you’d think he’d pull back a bit when posting a pic celebrating her legs…..on twitter…that obviously people ripped him a new asshole for…cuz let’s face it…he’s known or at least the ongoing joke is that he lusts after his baby girl….

This was his reaction…to the uprising….

I think it’s safe to say the more positive things he has to do….is he was talking about was trying to get Brooke Pregnant…in his mind….while taking a bath…

Come on people, can’t a guy like his daughter….a little too much….

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2012

Oct

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape of the Day

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Someone posted this on my FACEBOOK …..and had to post it because staged or not…. it is amazing….

It is the Hulk Hogan staged sex tape he is pretending isn’t staged….but that he was set up for….or at least clips of it with amazing captions of the conversation…..

He says shit like “I feel like a pig”….after fucking he says “you’re awesome”….talks about how his son’s girlfriend’s twin sister wants his dick….and shit is legendary.

It would also explain why Hulk was hanging with Kim Kardashian the other day, you know to celebrate each other’s porn work…maybe discuss strategy on how to make it work for them from one sex tape producer to the next, kinda thing….

And all this to say…I fucking love sex tapes.

I need to see more of this.

Apparently he girl in the sex tape is Heather Clem…I have no idea who that is…..but I can tell you she’s trying to get famous even with her shitty face….but more importantly I have no idea who the guy who says “you guys do your thing” is….but I know they are all master minding…cuz this bitch wants fame more than she wants bigger implants…

Oh…she’s married to Bubba from the Stern show….really gold digging and climbing from the bottom up….

Either way, this is way better than his 80s Hulkamania work out set….and the life lesson this teaches us is that we are all fucking whores….

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2012

Mar

Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Round One of the DAy

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Wrestling is the gayest sport on TV, firstly it is not a real sport, but guys acting, secondly, those guys acting are half naked and grinding each other like a gang of queers, for little boys to watch at home and simulate with their friends…in what could be the single reason gay is so popular now, that’s to the 1980s…

So I can assume you really want to see Hulk Hogan fuck, or see what he looks like when he fucks, you can just watch this clip of him working out in ’87, it’s probably the same thing, just a little older, greyer, with some nasty striper porn bitches in the Mix….

But if that’s not good enough, there’s a Hulk Hogan sex tape that’s being talked about. Apparently between his divorce and his remarriage to a girl that looks like his daughter, he went on a fucking rampage that he doesn’t , but that someone captured on video….

Now it never really happens like that, but they like to pretend for the press, I know lots of legalities come into the mix and all these sex tapes are usually leaked….

What it comes down to is that I want to see everyone in the world have sex, so this works for me.

While you’re waiting for it to drop – weirdo – FOLLOW THIS LINK TO GET ACCESS TO MOST OF THE CELEB SEX TAPES EVERY RELEASED THANKS TO VIVID.

Now here are some pics of him being a dirtbag creep..with his daughter…amazing how the love a father feels for his daughter is sometimes so strong he needs to cop a feel and jerk off to it.

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2010

Nov

Hulk Hogan Still Wants To Impregnate Brooke Hogan of the Day

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Or maybe he just wants a blowjob…Incest is better when no babies are involved…

To be fair to Hulk Hogan, anyone who is that muscular and that tanned, and his hair is that blonde is clearly someone who is in love with himself, an ego unaware of much more than the reflection in his mirror….not to mention, that anyone who looks and sounds like Hulk Hogan is the kind of dude who fucks his kids cuz he made them and can do what he wants with them…it’s just part of the backwoods turned trailer park Florida way…

I also think,I think it’s totally normal that he’d get excited after watching Brooke shake her ass, and that excitement would lead to him pulling out his dick…but maybe that’s cuz I’m a stepfather who’d fuck his stepdaughters if they were willing to fuck me…and not just cock tease me with thei big tits and tight ass when they come to visit and refuse to sit on my lap for old times…

I mean they are family…there is such thing as genetic attraction and it’s not like she’s a virgin…I think the bigger joke in all this is that this is the only place Brooke has to showcase her singing ability, you know since her record career was a bust, latching onto her dad’s endorsements is all she’s got going for her, so sucking him off is the least she can do…..

Leave Hulk and his incest alone…cuz at least someone wants to fuck Brooke and that’s good for her self esteem.

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2008

Apr

Hulk Hogan Rubbing Lotion on Brooke Hogan of the Day

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These pictures are some awkward fuckin’ pictures of Brooke Hogan being rubbed down by her dad and not of her dad’s new girlfriend who looks like an older version of Brooke Hogan and a younger version of his wife. It’s been joked that he is dating an older version of his daughter because he has some kind of sick incestuous fantasy he’s got, like the first porn I saw called “Sharon” that was an incest porn from the 70s where the dad said classic lines like “this is the shit that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn how to suck dick from your mother” or “I’m going to come in your ass cuz I don’t want no bastard babies running around the house” but to be fair to Hulk, he’s a piece of trash and this is what pieces of trash pussy looks like.

I think he’s just knows how to tan properly and it’s his kind of right of age to his daughter, you know showing her the right way to get ‘er done before he dies. It’s like seeing a butcher teach his kid how to cut meat or a farmer teaching his kid how to tend the fields, in some kind of ing the torch over to the next generation and its not sexual like the time he jerked off to watching her changing from the crack in her door or the time he accidentally walked in on her in the shower, despite having 4 other bathrooms in the house, or the time he took her virginity so she’d know how to do it proper. Maybe it’s some in love with yourself shit, where fucking something you made isn’t wrong, it’s masturbation but no matter what this genetic sexual attraction shit is, it makes me uncomfortable.

It’s a lot like the time I saw a kid rubbing his mom down with lotion at some public pool – Watch It

UPDATE – MORE PICS FROM THE INCESTUOUS EVENT

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2008

Apr

Hulk Hogan’s New Pussy of the Day

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Tanning expert Hulk Hogan has a pretty good deal. He’s sitting on a fat bank while all the other trash from Tampa who he grew up with are collecting welfare checks or working shitty jobs to pay for their shitty trailer park homes. Now he decided to take the attention away from his rich brat of a son’s almost murderous car accident by staging a divorce from his useless ex-stripper lookin wife, who pretty much let him do whatever he wanted before the accident because she doesn’t want to lose that meal ticket. But now he gets to do it in public and that makes fucking new pussy all the more exciting.

Anyway, in making their story more believable he’s gone out and got himself a girlfriend who looks like she could be his illegitimate daughter with another stripper he spent his first wrestling check on 30 years ago, which would explain why she’s so fuckin’ clingy. It’s one of those “daddy where were you all my life, you asshole, but I am so happy to have you back in it, because mommy fucked so many dudes during that period of her life that we never knew we’d track him down, but sure glad we did because it turns out you have lots of money you’ll be forced to leave to me cuz of genetics” situation, only this time instead of the usual giving her the last 30 years of birthday and christmas gifts that most dads who get tracked down with paternity test technology, he’s giving her his cock.

She’s ugly, has fake tits and looks like an older version of his daughter and younger version of his wife, making Hulk feel like he’s living the good life he could only dream of back when he was growing up wrestling alligators at Busch Gardens..before he was the Hulkster….

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2008

Mar

Hulk Hogan’s Dating His Daughter’s Twin of the Day

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It’s pretty clear that Hulk Hogan likes a big woman who can handle being thrown around in the bedroom like the men he used to throw around in the ring. He also seems to like fake blonde hair, fake tits and a fake tan. It seems like his wife fit that description, then he bred his daughter to look that way and now the girl he is fucking as a distraction from his son being a murderer looks that way too.

Now, I have heard of girls dating dudes who remind them of their dads, or girls who get off to dudes who look kinda like their brothers and I’ve always been pretty uncomfortable with that but I figure when you’re from Florida trailer parks it’s pretty much par for the course, not to mention every piece of trash who works in the dinner on the interstate or at the local strip club fits the criteria so I guess it’s just some kind of creepy coincidence.

Either way, here are some pictures of Hulk and his girlfriend who looks like a younger version of his wife and an older version of his daughter and the real sad thing about the pictures is that her dick is bigger than yours.

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