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2026

20

Jul

Katy Perry Crotch Shot from Behind of the Day

What is the conspiracy about sucking the devil’s dick to help elevate yourself to the global elite popstar status you once had because you sucked the devil’s dick back then?

I have heard a lot of stories of handlers, mind control, only the people the group that runs the world allow to be celebrities because they can control them and their messaging through programming, bribery and/or abuse.

It is safe to say that after seeing sad and lonely Katy Perry in action over the decades, some kind of selling her soul to the devil happened, because she didn’t have the raw talent to carry that career and if anything it was a cosplay version of a pop act.

Her dances clunky and retarded, her props silly but designed to distract you from her lack of talent, yet she printed money…

That was until last year when her concert tour essentially died, she still made money because over 1,000,000 people have a hard on for Katy Perry, you can’t deprogram the people who have been propagandized that easily…

She grossed 100 million dollars for her tour, but apparently stadiums were left empty and in comparison to the other scheming manipulator Taylor Swift, her numbers were a joke…

Anyway, she sucked on the devil’s dick and now she’s trending, with a top song, people are into the 40+ year old, who is dressed like a child but also showing her mom pussy through her outfit, because her sex drive is peaking as she heads into menopause…

Point of the story….

There is no point, just some Katy Perry old lady ass, which is something she is not known for, but she’s clearly a risk taking and diverse performer…in that she is more than just titties..

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2026

13

Jul

Katy Perry Childish Outfit Titty Shake of the Day

A video of Katy Perry in some childish romper, like she’s got some kind of baby fetish, definitely dressing too fucking young for her advanced age.

So thanks to the recent divorcee mental illness where she’s got something to prove, despite having gamed the system her entire career, offering a great opportunity to sit back, relax and enjoy her life with her new Boyfriend, the Prince of Canada, who helped implement the collapse of Canada as Canada’s favorite gym teacher.

Instead, she’s been on OZEMPIC but maintained the tits and has decided to give a new viral album a shot, since her last tour was a fail.

They’ve rooked in the brainless of the internet and they decided to make a viral video of her in her romper bouncing around with the tits bouncing with her…

It’s sad, because you can tell she has no friends, she has a bunch of staff or groupies, but no one actually likes her…but at least her man is there with her, which is making Canada as a whole laugh or maybe proud….

I’m just here for the tits, and I guess the CANADA CONTENT TO ADHERE TO CANADA CONTENT LAWS they force on us, cuz of communism..

The tits are old, the milk is sour, watching them bounce like this as aqua-robics at the old folks home, because it basically is, doesn’t mean they aren’t worth looking it…

She has been raping our ears her entire career, distracting us with the tits because the tits are too powerful…and make you want to get her back with the tits…

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2026

30

Jun

Katy Perry is the Terrible Gift That Won’t Stop Giving of the Day

Katy Perry apparently has a hit song, which makes means the system is fucking rigged, because there is no way, under any circumstance, where the general population will buy into Katy Perry or give her another hit at this level in her aged career.

Her first viral success was in a pre-smart phone time, so she was able to manipulate the media….

These new ones are just a fucking lie.

Anyway, she has tits, wrapped in a bow, like a gift, since they are the only gift she offers, but it comes with the rest of her which ruins the gift, forcing it to be re-gifted, ed around. The worst…but then there are tits…

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2026

24

Jun

The First Lady of Canada May Have Nipples of the Day

I don’t really know if those are actual KATY PERRY NIPPLES or just my imagination.

I just know that she is the FIRST LADY of Canada, now that she is possibly pregnant with JUSTIN TRUDEAU BABY and moving the Montreal, Canada to raise that baby…

Therefore we must worshipper has our QUEEN….her tits on our money one day soon I’m sure.

I also know that Katy Perry has always been the fucking worst, a scam, a fraud, a failing upward kind of “Should have imposter syndrome” but probably doesn’t, more the kind of cunt who sucks but thinks she’s great…..just never as great as her tits.

What I am saying is that KATY PERRY as a performer or celebrity is the worst, but at least she has tits…and apparently she may also have NIPPLES…

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2026

08

Jun

Katy Perry Hard Nipples of the Day

Katy Perry has never been appealing to me, but she has always had a fat set of tits.

Someone took a screencapture of her hard nipples on her fat set of tits and that must make Katy Perry fnas excited.

Since I have always found Katy Perry a clunky, boring, annoying personality who faked her way into the mainstream and who knew she was a fraud…..the hard nipples don’t cut through my dislike.

I will still look at her hard nipples, because since I was a kid, I’ve loved hard nipples. Probably deep psychological issues from not being breast fed as a baby, all malnourished and looking for a nipple to latch onto well into my old ass life…

Tits has been that constant interest, just not so much Katy Perry tit…even if they may be great tits.

In recent months she has become the first lady of Canada, because she is dating the Prime Minister who was, Justin Trudeau…so using the emergency measures act, we are all forced to jerk off to Katy Perry’s tits now…it’s some totalitarian socialist communist nightmare where our kings live in their 5 million dollar homes with their poptart women with hard nipples as we scramble to afford basic food….

Some people think he is gay, some theatre kid, drama teacher with a limp wrist…and Katy Perry is a gay icon…so it all lines up…

I am not political, I don’t care about any of that shit, it is boring and I don’t understand why everyone is so fucking into politics, like it is their identity….without realizing how boring that is…

We’re supposed to just live our life, looking at tits, letting the politicians sell us out and rip us off….not fighting over politics….

So here are those nips…

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2025

07

Nov

Katy Perry’s Pushing her Granny Tits Out of the Day

It’s unfortunate that in the circles I run awkwardly through on the internet, Katy Perry’s hard nipples is news.

The old as shit Katy Perry who hasn’t been appealing to me ever….who has had a career that I am sure was totally manufactured because there is no way that anyone has every actually liked Katy Perry or her music….has only really had tits to justify the Katy Perry experience…

So her hard nipples really aren’t that exciting, but because I’ve backed myself into this weird corner of the internet, I am compelled to post it.

Not because she’s having sex with the embarrassing Canadian Prime Minister who destroyed the country with his evil libtard ways….I don’t do politics…

But because her nipples are hard, that’s the level of drooling ape we are around here.

We don’t pull stunts, viral trolls, stage photoshoots….or do things that are fun….we just repost hard nipples….

Terrrible….just terrible.

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2025

25

Aug

Katy Perry is in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Katy Perry is old as shit, he face is melting off her, but she’s attempted to slim down using Ozempic or other diet hacks, leaving her semi emaciated, which is how I like most women….you know with eating disorder, a little scarf and barf…all weak and skinny an unable to run….but not in a creepy way….right.

Unfortunately, an emaciated Katy Perry is still not a hot Katy Perry, because the only think hot about her has historically been her tits….and with the aging and weightloss, unfortunately not caused by cancer…she’s just average and middle aged even in bikini.

Katy Perry has always been average and middle aged to me. Her success always felt like a scam, a marketing win because she isn’t compelling or all that talented and her music is painful to listen to if you’re not a brain washed parasite brain sucking on the tit of the mainstream machine.

It was nice to see the younger generation is not resonating with her dog shit music and her fanbase remands 40+….

It was not nice to see that she’s potentially fucking Canada’s golden boy prime minister, who is one of the gayest prime ministers we’ve had, but I guess it would make sense since Perry is built like she’s got a set of balls.

She’s a top aged out popstar and she’s in a bikini, so it would be irresponsible not to post it, point and laugh at it, and angrily jerk off to it like it was 20 years ago!

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2025

15

Apr

Katy Perry’s Space tits of the Day

Katy Perry is friends with Bezos, she’s invited to the wedding with the SWAMP thing that he’s decided to marry because he’s busy being a billionaire and doesn’t really seem to notice that she’s got some sort of demonic tail, unless he does and that’s what he’s into. The sweet nectar from her demon cunt is compelling…

Anyway, he decided to fly her space, which in Amazon is really just into zero gravity in an overpriced airplane, that makes these people feel like they are in Space, but they are hardly in actual space because space is fake and gay.

Elon’s rockets seem to go even more into space, even though Space is fake and gay, and it is all probably just movie magic like Kubrick’s moon landing….but Bezos still had the opportunity to Challenger this shit, to Sharon Christa McAuliffe….but instead was more interested in giving Katy Perry’s old mom sloppers a change to experience 0 gravity for once in their lives…

She posted some titty content, not sure when, I was one of the haters who said maybe a Challenger style disaster like Sharon Christa McAuliffe would be good for the world, eliminated all Katy Perry future hits from raping our ears and brains…

However, there are two sides to every story and if she did blow up the other day, we’d be stuck by an overwhelming amount of Katy Perry songs…so maybe her not dying was a win for us all…

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2025

30

Jan

Katy Perry Almost Goes Up in Flames of the Day

In news that could have been amazing….has-been Katy Perry who won’t let up on the fact that she’s irrelevant and fucking sucks, probably because the fans out there still suck her dick harder than it deserves to be sucked, plus she’s got that fat bank and decades of gaming the system to back her up, giving her the reverse of IMPOSTER SYNDROME, where she feels her success, popularity, fame and paychecks are deserving because she sold her soul to the devil for this shit.

The once Christian who wasn’t getting much success in her Christian act, decided to sell her soul to the Devil, kiss a girl, like it…and proceed to pollute our lives for as long as I can .

She’s been a clunky, awkward, not even a good singer, with shit songs people just eat up because people have simple minds and eat anything up.

There is no ways he didn’t do a deal with the devil, or at least with one of his lower level demons, committing to pushing their agenda so long as she continues to exist as a pop star.

Luckily, there’s been a shift from Evil to Good across the board as humans started to wake up and realize the media hates them, lies to them, sells them bullshit medicines that make them sick and all that other stuff. The spell is up.

Even luckier, Katy Perry, while trying to promote her bullshit that flopped, was invited to another industry puppet’s show that is sinking hard thanks to the inauthentic tone of a man who once ran a show about girls jumping on Trampolines trying to tell us how to think…..

While there, a fan when to get an autograph and sparks flew, in some kind of cosmic moment from the heavens that would have been much better if the sparks ignited Katy Perry and rid the world of her bullshit…

This could have been a divine miracle, but instead it was just a little scare, hopefully a taste of the fiery fury she will experience in damnation for eternity when her time here is done.

In conclusion, I don’t like Katy Perry, even with the tits.

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2025

06

Jan

Anti-AI Katy Perry Uses AI to Give You Sad Boners of the Day

The saddest thing about Katy Perry is that there’s at least one dude out there who thinks she’s fucking hot and just can’t stop jerking off to her.

You know just one weirdo who puts on her songs in his masturbation playlist and stares at her pictures while he FAPS.

Clearly, dude’s not well, manipulated and sucked in by her marketing efforts and brain washing satanic mind control tactics…but he exists and that’s upsetting….

Katy Perry, a straight up hack who tricked the world into embracing her lies and music as if it was quality, proving that we live amongst retards who don’t know they are retards which is worse than the retards who know they are retards….

Well, the pig bitch has taken some ozempic type product to slim down and look even creepier than she always has….while maintaining her tits…which is weird, but if you have a deal with the devil that involves being gifted great tits for her soul while negotiating her contract that created the Katy Perry identity.

She’s also used AI that she doesn’t want you to use but that she can use to present as herself…because it’s all part of the lies that trick you fools…

I’ll look at her tits, but I do it with a dislike for everything that clunky has ever done, which makes it more fun than being the dude who only gets off to Katy Perry…that guy makes us sad.

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