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2026

21

Jul

Renaissance Festival Girls Gone Wild of the Day

I have never been to a Renaissance Festival or a Renaissance Faire…

Despite having a website since the early 2000s, not the good kind that make you a billionaire, but whatever this dog shit is….I am actually not very into nerd shit like Renaissance Festivals or Renaissance Faires, depending on your level of nerdness.

I have seen nerds in groups in various capacities in my life, so I know they exist…those sci/fi and fantasy loving, anime weirdos and their elves and dragons….

I’ve seen them playing D&D in public, Magic the Gathering in Public….and I’ve even seen them LARP…I’m talking full scale wars with foam weapons on Civil War reeactment level of ion….

I’ve found it hilarious, embarrassing for them, confusing and rarely is their a hot chick in the mix. It’s always the fat and sloppies but at least some nerds are getting laid more than they probably should….

I am sure there’s at least one hot socially awkward girl who found her way into that scene, but I wouldn’t really know, since I’ve never been to a Renaissance Festival….or Faire…depending on your level of nerdness.

What I do know is that a group of girls are ing their Renaissance Festival Girls Gone Wild content, in costume to cater to those nerds, or manipulate those nerds, into giving them money for a fake internet relationship….it is a hustle / scheme making many people rich…

Here are some of those pics….

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2008

29

Jul

The Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs of the Day

You’ve probably already seen these pictures of Hayden Panettiere making a disgusted face at Comic Con because she was forced to sit at a booth and meet/sign autographs for fans. What you probably don’t know is that I paid some dude to jerk off in his hand and smear it on her while telling her how much she has changed his masturbation life for the better. I wish that was true, but I am sure it’s not that far from the truth because you know the kind of loser who goes to Comic Con is the kind of loser who is socially awkward, low on friends and has experimented with masturbation in ways that would put your standard jerking off to shame. I am talking homemade sex machines, costumes and complex scenarios only a nerd would understand. I am sure that if Hayden wasn’t using that hand sanitizer, catching a cold would be the least of her worries and pregnancy would be, because I hear nerd sperm is so hungry for real life uterus that shit knows how to makes it’s way up a thigh on its own because of it’s super desperation powers…..

For the record, I think anyone who would wait in line to meet Hayden Panettiere is digusting too.

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