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2026

17

Mar

Rita Oral’s Nipple Pasties of the Day

Rita Oral is all Hollywood in part because she’s a celebrity thanks to having a record deal, living in LA and doing the whole social media hustle since the inception of social media…it worked because of the tits.

She’s also all Hollywood because her husband David Cohen is a top tier filmmaker, he was even nominated for Oscars in the past…a high functioning human, far more accomplished than you….allowing him to get these famous celebrity with a record deal and large social media following tits…

In staying true to her fame whoredom that has worked out nicely for her, she made a point of attention a prestigious VANITY FAIR party, which still goes on every year even though no one cares about the Oscars..

Rita Oral decided to bring out her tits, but in a subtle and classy way, because she used nipple pasties…

If you’re going to go tits first into anything you do, you should not ruin the fun for the rest of us by putting a rubber plunger over the nips, fucking up the whole structure of the tit, hiding the suckers we’d like to latch on, confusing our minds in trying to figure out if the tits are still awesome in her old age…

It’s offensive…

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2026

10

Mar

Rita Ora Hard Nipples and Such of the Day

Rita Ora is the international star who barely made it in the world of pop, but she had a very promising career when she was younger, signed a lucrative deal, but she proved that you don’t have to be a Rihanna getting shot the fuck up at home by a crazed fan to make a lot of money in the process….Rita Ora is rich as shit…

She’s got a great set of tits for her racially ambiguous hustle, which goes a long way, it took her out of war torn Bosnia in the 90s and allowed her to live a life in the UK that paved the way for her fame and fortune..

She is old now, but she’s still got the hot tits, nipples hard in the content she puts out there and the high school version of yourself in an Alternate Universe gets excited by hard nipples….

Seriously, in the 70s-00s, hard nipples were enough for dudes, we weren’t destroyed by throat fucking porn…

Based on Rita Ora’s rise to the top, she may have been destroyed by throat fucking porn….

DAVE COULLIER HPV THROAT AND SUCH…

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2026

27

Feb

Rita Ora is the White Girl of the Day

We are in a race war, or the start of a race war…at least from the shit I see when doom scrolling, which is something I actually don’t do because I generally don’t care about anything outside my immediate surroundings in any given day….

That’s not because my life is so exciting as I stare at the wall in hibernation for the last 20 years…

That’s not because I am so self absorbed and I am the center of my universe, most of the time I don’t even realize I am in the room with myself.

It’s just because my brain is too maxed out to allow for bullshit noise to enter my chambers….SILENCE is my kind of MONK LIFE….

It’s actually better than all the noise…

However, I sometimes get sucked into conversations with idiots who explain the retardedness going on…

One of those is the continuation of that George Floyd scam, where people now think that the white man is trying to rid the world of the brown man, because the white man only just realized they are out numbered by browns and yellows….

They think Trump’s ridding the illegals from the country only targets the browns, not the whites who are there illegally, even though whites are getting deported to, there just may not be as many of them….

They don’t realize that they aren’t ridding the country of illegals and think it’s a targeted attack to save the white man….

Maybe it is, but that is the kind of shit that gets people riled up, divided and killing each other..

So we should all be like slutty Rita Ora, taking her lead and becoming ambiguous in our color.

She’s white and European with a little olive skin, but under the right circumstances she is both black and white, they call it black face…or BLACK WASH….which also makes people mad…

So consider this some DOOM SCROLLING…with tube top dresses and her fat tits…

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2026

23

Feb

Rita Ora’s Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora is the Kosovo born, UK Raised, possibly human trafficked from a war torn country to become a celebrity in her own right, because the industry doesn’t like to make randoms famous, they need them to be puppets….

She was signed early in her life apparently by Virgin, they shelved her and in 2009 she signed with Jay Z.

The rumor is that Jay Z saw her as either a potential replacement for Billion Dollar Rihanna, his prized pig who he signed and managed, because in 2008-2010 Rihanna had a window of being an unhinged cunt.

So if she fell off, they’d have someone to swap in as her replacement….with hotter tits.

Since they didn’t have to do that, they could also backburner what would be her competition, so that other labels didn’t build up Ora as the next Rihanna, to blow her out of the water since Rihanna isn’t that skilled.

Rihanna got her shit together, became a good little whore, so they cock-blocked Ora’s career hard for 5-6 critical years by delaying music releases, etc.

Own your competition….

Financially, it probably paid well when the contract was officially ended, but then Ora was older and forced to fend for herself and for a decade she did all she could to get that hit…..she may have had a few, none that I know of…but she’s still trying.

She’s old, she’s still got the hot tits, but since she’s been working out hard, they aren’t as hot of tits, but she’s still got tits…

She’s in a bikini, showing off her hard old lady body and to so appear to be a little corpse-like, but corpse you’d like to fuck, NECRO…

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2025

11

Nov

Fat Ass Rita Ora of the Day

How about some fat ass Rita Ora to celebrate some tits that were almost really famous before getting cut from her record contract, only to make herself really famous with her tits.

She’s post menopausal now, with some fat ass and tits, while the rest of her looks a little too ripped, which happens with all that lack of estrogen…increased testosterone….menopause fetish shit…

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2025

05

Nov

Rita Ora’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Rita Ora must be feeling hot. It seems like she’s either working out, or starving herself out, maybe strategically getting face injections, or just using face filters….because she’s taking slutty selfies of her moderately ripped body.

She’s managed to keep some of her tit, while losing a lot of her tit, she’s still got tits…which I guess is the tradeoff of wanting a tighter bodied girl who was slowing growing into the tits because she is in her mid-30s and her metabolism is slowing down.

She is Albanian and not black, unless Albanians are black, but I am sure she has been confused for being black, which may have helped her music career when the media ran with it and pushed her as the new Rihanna, before Rihanna squashed that.

I don’t think she got some reparations for slavery, or some grants or scholarships or social programs for being black…..but her husband has benefitted from pretending to be a Aboriginal in New Zealand who he likes to cosplay as thanks to some distant relative who he claims was Aboriginal. He calls himself Taikini Waikiki or some shit, but he’s really David Cohen race baiting….which helped his career….cuz all these motherfuckers are a scam….

When they are taking slutty middle aged selfies, I can appreciate the scam….

Rita Ora was also in a magazine….

AND SHE ATTENDED AN EVENT IN A TIGHT DRESS CLICK HERE

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2025

06

Oct

Rita Ora NO Pants Legs of the Day

Rita Ora is innovating fashion trends by rocking a leather diaper, the kind you’d expect a geriatric biker to wear under his chaps in case he shits himself, especially if that leather daddy is of the gay variety who at his geriatric age has no use of his asshole…

Yes, when I see Rita Ora walking around in leather underwear over a pair of pantyhose, I think about a gay biker who shits himself from all the anal, because I guess they are basically the same thing…

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2025

17

Sep

Checking in on Rita Ora’s Titties of the Day

Rita Ora is married to a top level movie maker from Australia who goes by some aboriginal name, but who is actually named David Cohen. When they first hooked up, they were in some sort of threesome relationship with another actress, because I guess Rita Ora’s hot tits like getting sucked by all genders, she’s so progressive.

She is older now, but her tits are still hot to me, not as hot as they once were because of the whole being older now, but still hot to me.

So it is important to check in on these tits that were a plus-one at the Emmy Awards….

There was a time when her music career and life was pretty much ended by Rihanna who got her kicked off their label, cashing out before ever starting, never going full pop, but always being on the fringe of almost there….

Through it all, were the tits, navigating America and social media and existing, surviving, eventually thriving….

So it’s important to check in on them sometimes….like NOW…

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2025

16

Jun

Rita Ora Does Sweat Pants Ass Shaking of the Day

Rita Ora is almost nearing infertile and middle aged, so she’s having a final go at the whole getting herself that pop hit that she’s always wanted before she’s got dementia, is in wheel chair, and shitting herself in diaper and not even from all the anal sex she had in her years trying to get that pop hit, but because she’s just old, lost her faculties and ability to control her bowels…totally unrelated to all the ass sex…

Now that great tits that are Rita Ora are not as great as they were, but as an Albanian refugee, she’s just lucky to be alive and not working some webcam farm in some war torn eastern European basement…

She’s ridiculously famous on social media, she did a good job of that in the early days of Instagram, she’s one of those founding fathers of social media marketing…after she lost her record deal with Jay-Z because Rihanna cock blocked…

So you’d think a hit song would be easy, not requiring her fucking the floor in her sweatpants, ass all gyrating like she’s a low level stripper who can’t afford a stage or a pole…

It’s a good time though! I celebrate Rita Ora, her once great tits, her refugee status and her quest for that HIT..

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2025

30

May

Rita Ora’s Bikini to Promote her New Hit of the Day

Rita Ora’s in a red bikini, laying on her back, for what you could consider dead fish fucking, because when they hit a certain level of celebrity or think they are hotter than you and doing you a favor, they put little effort in their performance and just let you mount them and finish off.

She’s in her mid 30s and her natural tits don’t really stand up to being laid out on her back, at least it’s not the best way to present her tits to the world, because her tits once had substance, girth, status….and laying them out to pancake seems like a bit of a disgrace…

She’s promoting what I’m sure she wants to be the hit song of the summer, she’s dying for a hit before turning 40 because she’s been in this for a long time…

She’s doing it bottom feeding, low hanging fruit half nakedly.

It’d be better if she hired me as a marketing consultant in which I would drop artistic interpretations of porn, like her BIRTHING herself, with gaping pussy and all, you know MAKE some noise….

Bikinis don’t cut it, that’s why the mainstream sells bathwater soap to speak to weird fetishes when selling product….

Tits aren’t enough, especially when flattened…

I am here for you Albanian princess, let’s do that good work together that features more asshole…for hype…marketing and to make hits….and less flattened out tits..

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