The egg hole is a pussy, but also a breakfast dish….and it looks like celebrity chef Selena Gomez, who has a successful cooking show along with being Selena Gomez, brought her fake Lupus titties that she got during one of her organ transplants out to make some TOAD IN THE HOLE or HOLE IN THE WALL eggs…

That’s when you fuck a loaf of bread or slice of bread if you’re limited on bread, hoping to not cum in the loaf or on the bread, leaving you with a hole in the bread you through in the frying pan to toast, throwing an egg in the hole, creating a masterful breakfast dish….

Now, I don’t know if Selena Gomez used her dick or her husband’s dick to make the egg hole in the bread….I just know her tits are out and that is usually enough…

Selena Gomez’s life expectancy is apparently normal, so long as she doesn’t give into her alcoholism….since her new kidney she farmed back in 2017 when she got the tits….

So I guess a dying Gomez isn’t really a thing despite her terminal illness, making staring at her tits less limited because of the shorter timeline, we don’t need to maximize staring at her tits knowing we’ve only got a year more of those tits, since she’ll likely live into her 80s…which makes it all less fun.

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Selena Gomez is fat and with fat chicks come fat tits, especially if you got breast implants during one of your Kidney Transplants that you had because you are chronically ill and dying…

I don’t know where this laying down in her one-piece bathing suit she uses to cover the APRON BELLY is from…

I don’t know where her vaginal mound is located, because she’s not spreading her legs enough for us to see her MEAT and/or POTATOES…

I just know her fat tit is spilling out of her top and some of you BARNEY fans will be excited by this, like her Husband, the monkey next to her sloppy tit…

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There’s a travel advisory in Mexico because the police are going after the Cartel, even though the police are typically the Cartel, so everyone’s saying don’t go to Mexico…

Selena Gomez has been on death’s door for a long time now, so she’s a bit of risk taker, grab life by the balls…

Clearly, she also won’t let anything come between her and a Taco Platter from the high end Mexican chefs she has access too.

She was also a bit of a lush, so going to the source of TEQUILA probably speaks to her what’s left of her damaged soul her family sold /sould to the DEMONIC forces of the entertainment world when she was turned into a child star…

She’s clearly morphing into her first job by looking a lot like BARNEY on the beach…

Some would call her the JOLLY GREEN GIANT GOMEZ, but that’s just because her Kidney Transplant for her LUPUS has caused some JAUNDICE…

I’m not a doctor, I get that liver failure causes Jaundice, but being a fat drunk with someone else’s kidneys can probably be hard on the LIVER too you know…

Anyway, she’s sick, but not as sick as that ass….that is a terminal disease of an ass….in a swimsuit…with that old lady granny body….WEIRD.

The good news is that the MEXICAN PAPARAZZI are still doing what the PAPARAZZI should do by capturing the CELEBRITIES in a nostalgic and creepy way we love.

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Selena Gomez is building out a billion dollar cosmetic brand. Her rival Hailey Bieber just closed out hers for a few billion dollars, so it’s only natural, unlike her tits, that Selena Gomez wants to assert her power of celebrity by making hers way more valuable.

The soon to be dead of LUPUS is on a timeline that makes her grind out this cosmetic brand consistently.

She can’t like Hailey Bieber get her man and her cosmetic brand money, especially when she’s Selena Gomez a legitimate starlet.

So in efforts to show the magic of the make-up, she posts pics of her not in make-up looking like a fucking monster.

Check it out..

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Selena Gomez is doing her best Kylie Jenner, because girl has an aggressive looking Kylie Jenner face….which is pretty funny.

The Kardashians are not beautiful women, they are hairy little monkey looking women, but thanks to having their demonic talons in the pop culture machine, thanks to women buying into anything they are told to buy into, some hive mind shit….that like to emulate each other for some level of security.

Selena Gomez, although chipmunk-like with a terminal disease that got her new Kidneys and Tits, which helps her keep on surviving….would traditionally be seen as hotter than a Kardashian, where the Kardashians were seen as bottom feeders that wished they were a Selena Gomez, but thanks to social media marketing and good timing, the tables have been turned….

So hot chicks, or average looking chicks, are destroying themselves to look like Kardashians, when Kardashians are garbage, but because of good marketing, or some sort of spell they cast on the people, they do it anyway….

Selena Gomez also has a direct to consumer cosmetic brand, which will probably make her a billionaire, if it hasn’t already, and that’s also inspired by a Kardahsian….so I guess she’s a puppet doing what the people have decided work…

Lucky for you, it comes with tits, because tits get hits..and that’s the game they are all in.

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Selena Gomez is not dead and her tits are actually more alive than ever….

It’s like when she got that Kidney Transplant due to her LUPUS, the spirit of the new Kidney took over her hormones and jacked those titties up….

Most people with Lupus die, but apparently Selena Gomez isn’t one of those people.

Maybe her whole LUPUS thing was a marketing ploy to manipulate her audience, or maybe she is diligent by wearing masks in public like some kind of covid freak, scared to rattle her weak immune system with germs.

You can never tell if the mask wearers are sick people dying of cancers or aids, trying to not get sick, or just psychopaths who bought into the COVID hype and won’t give up on that dream….driving along in their cars in Masks….those people still exist.

You can argue that Selena Gomez isn’t pushing some masking agenda for the libtard community…but rather wearing masks so she can have a sense of normalcy and not get recognized…

But I am sticking with big titty masktard…that’s the story I heard.

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I am into the leotard as much as the next pervert. Not because I am into Ballet or Aerobics, but because I respect a piece of clothing that touches the ass, pussy and tits at the same time.

I am a basic man, with basic perversions!

I am not sure why Selena Gomez has squeezed into a leotard. She’s a little old and fat for this kind of behavior.

However, she has been ripping lines of OZEMPIC in club bathrooms harder than most, and is a little less fat than she was.

Like all fat chicks who are less fat, but still fat, they feel like they are the fucking star of the show. Like they are the hottest in the room.

When you add that to actually being the star of the show, because your mom sold you to Barney when you were 2 and that led to an addiction of selling her children to an evil industry, your bank s your ego.

So make a fat Selena Skinnier, and bitch who already thinks she is unstoppable, comes at us hard.

Now, I thought she was supposed to die at 30 of Lupus, but I guess farming organs for Kidney transplants changes that.

Maybe she’s not even sick, I mean she was a drunk, a fat fuck, and now on Ozempic, which you’d assume isn’t good for someone with a terminal auto-immune disease.

But GOMEZ is unstoppable…giving her all before premature death….

She may be doing new music, her circus monkey of a husband is an accomplished producer, so they could be dropping the gold….before it’s too late for her.

Maybe she’s trying to elevate herself, make more money, do the Taylor Swift, maybe go on tour and show the world what she’s got….

For now, we have leotard porn, and as a leotard lover, not in a wearing it around the house because I love the way it cups my micro-testicles, but because I like the way it hugs a pussy…here you go…

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Selena Gomez apparently did an interview with someone dying of cancer cuz she’s bald as shit.

It may have been a conversation about the CHEMO THERAPY that Selena Gomez had when she was dealing with her LUPUS that for whatever reason didn’t kill her.

Instead, it just made her get a Kidney Replacement that she harvested from her friend and groupie, who she has since written off because those organ doners can be so fucking needy. It’s like they give you the gift of life and they think they fucking own you…..

The kidney replacement and the LUPUS didn’t stop Gomez from hard drinking and getting fat, she blamed it on her the steroids they had her on to keep her alive….

Miraculously, she’s found new life, she’s about 100 pounds lighter, the tits are still there and you’d think it was OZEMPIC, or maybe they just swapped her out with a new clone, because the industry loves Selena Gomez, she’s a money maker and if Disney, her employer is going to have have clones of anyone having clones of her makes the most sense…..especially with the LUPUS.

I don’t know if SELENA GOMEZ legs are a fetish, but they are here….

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In the event you didn’t know, Selena Gomez didn’t die of lupus, obesity, alocholism, or during breast enhancement surgery.

Instead, she got engaged to some creepy but very rich motherfucker who looks like an animal hybrid from some CIA cloning facility in the hallow center of the Hollywood Hills next to Jared Leto’s house.

In getting married, she needs to get into a bikini on what is likely her Bachelorette Party.

It is unclear whether male stripper cock was sucked, or if she saves the cocksucking for when she was coming up in the demonic industry of perverts…

She’s also been on OZEMPIC and less fat as she enters these magical times in her middle aged life…

There is no word on whether she is pregnant or capable of being pregnant due to the lupus…but there are titties in bikini and that’s what matters…ignore the lupus gut…

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Selena Gomez is in Mexico, reconnecting to her Gomez cultural heritage by wearing thong swimsuits on yachts with her semi-glutide semi-skinner semi old semi not dead from lupus body….

While her bestie Taylor Swift is Getting Married as part of some televised marketing stunt…she is picking out frontal wedgies jacked in her big fat vagina….while clenching her ass holding her over eating shit in…

Hot.

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