As the summer officially ends with Labor Day, as it does.
People in the north can be excited for 9 months of cold darkness…
If they are the lucky kind, they will get their 7 day vacation to somewhere like Florida or maybe an All-Inclusive in Mexico or some other shit hole…
But the average loser, will be stuck hibernating…..
So nothing better to celebrate summer than girls who skinny dip.
Not because you have ever seen a girl skinny dip and if you did it was from being a creepy sex pest hiding in the bushes.
But because it is aspirational.
A reminder that chicks do swim naked, even if we don’t get to see them swim naked.
When I think back on my life, there has been a lack of seeing chicks swim naked.
I am the kind of guy who inspires women to put on more clothing than take it off.
Maybe it is my eagerness that creeps them out and dries them up.
Maybe it’s my unconventional good looks.
I just know that the opportunities I’ve had to see a woman skinny dip has ended with her not skinny dipping because I was there.
We call that winning but only because the internet doesn’t discriminate against us LOSERS….
It gives us FODDER that is almost as good as the real thing, arguably better, because we don’t have to leave the comfort of our phone screens.
We call that LIVING.
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