This bitch was the model for the videogame Tomb Raider, she’s the body they based Lara Croft on before Angelina played her in the movie. She was fired from the Tomb Raider job because she posed for Playboy. Naked is a pretty hot reason to get fired for any job, except when it is for Playboy, because they fuckin’ suck. Anyway, 7 years later, she’s knocked up like the loser girl in your highschool that no one noticed until word got around that she was pregnant, then everyone wanted a piece because we knew she put out, would let you raw dog her cuz you couldn’t knock her up since she already was carrying and her tits got huge. I when my eldest stepdaughter got knocked up, we put the baby up for adoption so if you are reading this little Marty, your drunken stepfather misses you, but that’s not the point, the point is that her tits got all full of milk, and that saved the family lots of money on dairy products, we would make our own. I think we had her tapped like a cow in a dairy for for about a year, before her school social worker told us we had to stop farming our children, and ended our experiment. Thanks Mrs Clancy..hope you’re happy now that my wife’s got Calcium deficency, you cunt.

Now look at the motherfucking pics.

Bonus:
To see some hot non-pregnant pics of this slag click on this link

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I love bush, and I am not talking about the President, because that’s not the type of site this is. I love Bush, the vagina kind and I know everyone thinks I am fucking weird for it. I think the bush adds a lot of character to a pussy, it’s like an expensive evening gown or top hat or some shit, because bald is just too naked. I’m talking knowing the full anatomy of a girls junk without having the explore and I like to Christopher Columbus that shit. You know,travel from the depths of bush into the unknown, only to be surprised with happy things like coinslots and clit rings….I guess the reality of my love for bush is that it’s pretty much a lie. I am completely annoyed by the bikini waxes, and how everyone and their mom are doin’ it, and I do hate thongs, but bald lips is just better. Pretending to love bush is a solid way to get a girl to it the way she maintains and in any social situation I drop the “I love bush”, girls come running back at me with with “you’re so gross, I only have a landing strip” or “you’re so gross, I’m totally bald, wanna see how hot it looks, so much better than bush”. So my whole plan of lying about loving bush only to get flashed by hot maintained pussy has just be revealed to the masses by me. I am my own worst enemy, because you know every girl reading this is never gonna fall for it again. The things I do for you cunts.

Alexandra Egorova

Amber Valetta

Ana

Angela Lindvall

Audrey Marnay

Devon Aoki

Emily Sandberg

Ester Dejong

Guinevere Van Seenus

Inese dela Fressange

Jaime Rishar

Jenny Howorth

Jenny Knight

Karen Elson

Kasia Pysiak

Kate Moss

Kirsten Owen

Krisen McMenamy

Mathilde

Mayaan Keret

Mila Jovovich

Shalom Harlow

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Well, it’s time for the new daily link dump. I know all you cunts just complain about everything I do and that’s okay, as long as you keep coming back, which you will cuz it’s not like you have anything better to do. We’re sending out a daily email now to our VIP list. If you want to be a part of it, send your emal by clickin’ this link and I’ll decide if you’re worth it. Pics of naked girls are always welcome.

We’ve Seen Her Upskirt, Now Check Out her Magazine Pics
Some Chick Pees in Her Bosses Coffee
Japanese People Are Perverts
Britney confirms pregnancy on lettermen video
Costume of the Day

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Back in the ’90s, these breast implanted bitches in bright colored bathing suits and light, tight, high wasted denim where all the fuckin’ rage. They were the girls who you would see on the street and automatically assume were strippers and they were the same people that would go out to the cheesy clothing stores you thought no one shopped at to buy the latest in trash. I naturally assumed these trasy people died off when they stopped making the Trans Am, but I was wrong, they all moved to Florida and became fitness models. The funny thing is that I go to strippers all the fucking time, and they lame outfits my strippers wear are classier than this NASCAR shit. Point of the story is that I’d still fuck all these bitches, because I think it would be a good change of pace for them, you know bouncin off a belly, instead of steroid shrunken balls.

This photographer’s name is Michael Palmer, and he documents this really weird subculture…Check out some of his work:

Fitness Events

Fitness and Yoga

Physique>

Glamour

Fashion

Swimwear

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Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, ing the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, ing the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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The funny thing about running this kind of site is that it’s really easy to fall asleep at your desk, or pile of dirty laundry you use for a desk, especially when you have taken a half dozen sleeping pills, only wake up a day later only to realize that you forgot to post the Link Dump you were supposed to.

So Yesterday’s Links are:

Check Out My Breasts
2 Losers and a Bean Bag
celebrity nipple slips (NSFW)
Shower Piss Face
They Say this is Hayek in a porn, I know it’s Not sex in the shower (NSFW)
Samaire Armstrong From OC in a leotard….(I love leotards, but hate American Apparel)

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The funny thing about running this kind of site is that it’s really easy to fall asleep at your desk, or pile of dirty laundry you use for a desk, especially when you have taken a half dozen sleeping pills, only wake up a day later only to realize that you forgot to post the Link Dump you were supposed to.

So Yesterday’s Links are:

Check Out My Breasts
2 Losers and a Bean Bag
celebrity nipple slips (NSFW)
Shower Piss Face
They Say this is Hayek in a porn, I know it’s Not sex in the shower (NSFW)
Samaire Armstrong From OC in a leotard….(I love leotards, but hate American Apparel)

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I have never really looked into Lohan’s genealogy, but I have a feeling she’s a Jew. The main reason is because she’s from Long Island and everyone in Long Island is Jew but she also works in entertainment and all people in entertainment are Jews, except for the black people but no one notices them because they make really bad/obnoxious movies. She’s also a bit of a whiner and she’s railin’ yay like it’s going out of style, something only rich jewish kids do and she’s also been hospitalized 10 times in the last year, something Jews do, because they go see specialists for every fucking everyday symptom of disease. The defining Jew moment was when I saw these pics where she’s rockin’ a Jew outfit. If you are a Jewish girl, you’ll know what I am talking about…..

Bonus – Michelle Trachtenberg’s Jew Outfit

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I hate games. I think they are a huge waste of time. I think they are designed for people who live in the suburbs, work in a 9-5 job, and hate their lives…but every saturday night they bust out a board game to help them forget how pathetic their lives are, without realizing that the game itself, as fun as it is makes their lives that much more pathetic…..

I decided to post this picture of a set of tits as a bit of a game….because I know you all have a pretty useless life and I want you to give yourself some kind of meaning.

Click this link to see if you’re right

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