I always felt bad for Ricky Martin. His career peaked at a time where homo wasn’t cool. He had to pretend he was straight. He hired hot dancers who wore skimpy outfits and he sangs songs of freedom, like Living La Vida Loca. It’s not his fault he turned poofer, what do you expect when you take up song and dance at the age of 13. I know when I was a street performer with a local dance troop, busking our way to the liquor store, I felt a close bond to the guys. Unlike Ricky,I wouldn’t get hard from it.

What better time than a natural disaster to re-launch your career and get in the public eye, at least this time around his label will let the love interest in his videos be a dude.

More pictures of Ricky, After the jump

Look – There goes my career

But I am gonna grab it by the balls and make sweet fuck to it.

Damn – all this work is making me thirsty

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I think of love the infantilism fetish. There is something really funny about grown men in diapers soiling themselves, and getting their partners to change the diaper. Dres like a baby has got to be the least sexual thing I can think of doing with my Claudette. I am more into the puberty years where I make girls dress up like a school girls, cheerleaders and Lohan. I sign their permission slips and report cards and I attend their PTA meetings. I teach them the inner working of sex and they teach me the latest dance moves. Fuck dressing like a baby it’s all about being with someone old enough to be your baby.

More infantilism pics…after the jump.

To purchase infantilism product click here:

I have emailed them for copies of their videos, if anyone can send me infantilism videos, I will marry your first born daughter

You all should email them too:
shop@hbenterprises.co.uk

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Someone has found Tiffany Teen’s High School year book for those that care.

Her yearbook pictures and her nude hardcore pictures – HERE

Details after the Jump.

Tiffany Teen, who’s real name is Robyn (insert last name here), attended Naperville Central, a high school in Chicago and I think she graduated in the class of 2002, which could mean she is well under 21 unless she was a failure in her studies. Rumors say she’ll quit the Internet. Ha! Who cares? There’s plenty of blondes graduating high school this year to take her place.

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Someone has found Tiffany Teen’s High School year book for those that care.

Her yearbook pictures and her nude hardcore pictures – HERE

Details after the Jump.

Tiffany Teen, who’s real name is Robyn (insert last name here), attended Naperville Central, a high school in Chicago and I think she graduated in the class of 2002, which could mean she is well under 21 unless she was a failure in her studies. Rumors say she’ll quit the Internet. Ha! Who cares? There’s plenty of blondes graduating high school this year to take her place.

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so this morning i wake up and it is still dark out-
no surprise, i have not slept since i swallowed 5 pills of x, hoovered my own 8 ball and didnt let any of my stepfather’s sperm drip out of my mouth (approx 2 swallows) new years eve. finally last night i got into a fight with one of the old ladies up the street-she kept accusing me of stealing her sunglasses, and i kept sucking my teeth because i am always ready to fight for my right, bitches. after i sort her out and leave her on the curb with her teeth in my pocket and a snippet of her left ear lobe around my neck (trademark doctor 2oo3) i out on the pavement. one of the servants must have found me and brought me back, because when i woke up i was in lingerie. this afternoon i met up with my old babysitter, rodriquez martinez. roy and i go way back to when i was 6 and my mother would only be home to out underneath some oil tycoon for as long as it would take him to cum and give her his life’s savings. because of this she hired roy to feed us krispy kreme and absolut with cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner. roy was great. everyday was a holiday with him and being his favorite (i was the only girl who was developped at the time) he spent the majority of his time with 8 of my brothers, my 4 sisters and me teaching us how to suppress our gag reflexes by putting his fists down our throats or slapping his nude thighs while he laughed as we danced around him and had pillow fights in our bathing suits. my favorite memory of roy though, is on my 12th birthday, after my bat mitzvah ceremony, roy met me outside the housegates when it was dark out and stuck his tongue in my ear, lifted me over his shoulder, put me into his wood panneled station wagon and made me bleed between my legs with his third leg (my favorite leg). i didnt tell roy any of this today when we met up, because i was not really responsive from the lines i did on the way there after the granny incident and because i was too busy waxing his butt crack while he ate me out to say much aside from “oooh yeaahhh rodriguez martinez, you’re my papi” and “this is better than when i was 12, oh oh! just like that…yeahhh”

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This is probaby the weirdest/saddest email that I have ever received. I decided to use this blog for some good and post this, because I never know who may be reading….You see the Drunken Stepfather isn’t all bad, when it comes to girls in need, I always do my best to deliver. When it comes to a girl who was in a natural disaster, who lost her parents and who doesn’t who she is, I try to use the power of the internet to spread the word…..so get up on this.

The email went a little something like this:

IMPORTANT!
SHE IS AT THE PHUKET HOSPITAL.
SHE DOES NOT ANYTHING.
SHE LOST HER PARENTS.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS E-MAIL, SOMEONE WHO MIGHT REALIZE WHO SHE IS.
THANK YOU.

There you go, so just email this around and be a hero you selfish bastard.

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This show is so bias, it’s called 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage daughter, well what about those of us who want to date our stepdaughters. You see, I think it is a hell of a lot more normal than you freaks who want tips in how to date your daughters. John Ritter, we know you aren’t dead, you’re in jail for incest.

The point of this post is that the girl who plays the better looking sister. Her name is Kayle Cuoco, and she went out and got drunk. When you are a celebrity, with drunk comes cocaine. Drinking is my favorite thing to do girl, we should hang out sometime….but who is that boy you’re with. Slut, just don’t throw up on these shoes.

More pics after the jump!

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Father’s, I suggest that you do not buy your daughters digital cameras or webcams for their birthdays. They are always used for dirty things, not that I am really complaining, because there is nothing I like more that seeing a girl’s gallery of naked pics of some girl who went a little crazy with her camera. I don’t know if these were taken for a boyfriend, or an attempt to be sexy, but damn son, I dig em.

For Trig’s gallery of pics you better click this like HERE

UPDATE:

The links are down so everyone email jeff@j-maxx.net and demand the pics of TRIG.

UPDATE 2:

Its back: Google cache, bitches Here

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Father’s, I suggest that you do not buy your daughters digital cameras or webcams for their birthdays. They are always used for dirty things, not that I am really complaining, because there is nothing I like more that seeing a girl’s gallery of naked pics of some girl who went a little crazy with her camera. I don’t know if these were taken for a boyfriend, or an attempt to be sexy, but damn son, I dig em.

For Trig’s gallery of pics you better click this like HERE

UPDATE:

The links are down so everyone email jeff@j-maxx.net and demand the pics of TRIG.

UPDATE 2:

Its back: Google cache, bitches Here

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The Stepfather asked me to post some of my links and since as his lawyer I charge him by the hour I couln’t say no. So without further ado.

10 Links after the jump

I wonder who named this
Silly Granny
when Ester (Madonna) was a slut
Looking to rent a midget
Car Sex Advice
ART
Mideget Love NSW
My Toilet only cost $45
The Humiliator
I wouldn’t want to travel with him

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