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2018

08

Nov

Chanel Iman and her Nipple of the Day

Chanel Iman….has her tit out at an event because she’s an Ethnic model from the mean streets of Victoria’s Secret, who I don’t know whether she still works their fashion show, but who I am sure is still on payroll…like when you are salary with a company…who created you…you owe your lifeline to them as they are the only reason you exist….you owe it to them to get attention because to be them is to promote the mall brand subliminally….even Heidi Klein decades after her VS experience…with all she’s done on TV is still a living breathing VS at…

Like this one with her nip out..

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2018

08

Nov

Rena Riffel Voted of the Day

Like Halloween the vote keeps getting talked about…

The star of such movies like Showgirls, Striptease and Mulholland Drive….voted..

Thanks you 49 year old slut….nice to see your irrelevance get to this point of desperate….

There is a movement that isn’t as offensive as young fat chicks…that involves old ladies being fun and almost hot – which goes against my core beliefs as a creepy pervert…that makes me question my entire existence as a man…and that makes me realize that I should come to with my prejudice and embrace the old chick old and enough to not fucking care and give it one last shot cuz it ain’t her first rodeo cowboy and with experience comes looser skin, saggier all around, but a more well rounded and wise person…

Old ladies can do topless vote sticker pics too…and this lady voted a dozen times on some voter fraud tits…

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2018

06

Nov

Greer Grammar Titty Picnic of the Day

Greer Grammar is Frasier’s daughter…Frasier is Kelsey Grammar the amazing coke addicted actor who everyone was shocked to see was a cokehead back when he got busted all those years ago…From cheers to house arrest to Frasier…and somewhere along the way her made these set of tits that were raised in LA and that are now actress tits of their own…cuz she’s got the right last name…and that’s good enough for me so long as the titties are out on a picnic having a nice romantic day…being treated right..like all titties should before you grab them without permission because you are protesting the MeToo movement by listening to the advice of the Instagram motivational speakers to take what you want and not be scared to do it. When you get arrested for it – blame Tony Robbins….

That said, I don’t know anything about Greer Grammer other than what you see right here and I’m gonna leave it at that.

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2018

02

Nov

Sahara Ray Gone Nude Wild on Social Media Q&A of the Day

Sahara Ray is a forgotten instagram model who was early to the instagram game…doing instagram style shoots even before instagram officially hit with photographers that used to do shoots with a similar vibe to an IG filter…because instagram didn’t event the hipster piss tone…photographers trying to recreate film with photoshop did…heroes…

That said her big, probably fake, beachy surf tits have been exposed numerous times, they are huge…and with that came success, brand deals the typical instagram shit when people were hyped on her…

With instagram, you retain all your followers, you don’t lose followers, so you an still feel relelvant even when you’re not…and when you’re the kind of girl getting naked for attention…you’ll still get naked for attention like that RAT COW bitch…

Point being, she did a Q&A and she showed off her tits, because that’s what cam girls who never official cam girled do to get noticed…it’s like higher end with better social acceptance that straight up sex work…

And why analyze a girl showing tits…tits that are too hard to make out even though they are bigger than your head…bitch needs a light kit or some shit for these selfies…

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2018

02

Nov

Kim K Bikini of the Day

Am I actually posting pics of this porn chick Kim Kardashian, the grossest human being to walk the fucking earth…who was equally gross when she was getting fucked raw by Ray J while her mom filmed to launch the family career the classy rich way….

Her dad OJs lawyer and friend, who may or may not have fucked Nicole Brown in the orgy they all participated in when Kris got pregnant with Khloe….you know OJ the original white man’s black man….before teaching his bitch a lesson like he was in some Brazilian gang….

Here she is at 40 looking like a fucking muppet, the human version, cashing in with her near dead photographer…before he near died….in a car accident in a car he bought with his Kardashian money…because he got to spend his last day doing this…because dreams come true on Instagram…and working for Kim K was probably the biggest thing that could happen to him – which is really a sign of all that is wrong in America…

In what may have been an evil Kardashian plot to add to their evil storyline that is all media manipulation for you suckers to fall into…whilst looking like a fucking muppet..with muppet tits…and a muppet face and muppet ass

Fuck these garbage people. They are the biggest threat on AMERICA…

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2018

25

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Topless with Pam Anderson of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Topless with Pam Anderson for V Magazine

Lily Rose Depp is young and is hot….and is probably the most interesting of the celebrity children out there being self absorbed attention seeking cunts, because her dad is so famous and has been for so long, that she doesn’t really need to put any work into being noticed or seen, she’s always just sort of been someone people are drawn to and interested in…partially because her dad is so compelling as a character but also because she’s pretty hot….

So as far as young, spoiled, entitled, rich kids go…she’s pretty good…because we don’t see the spoiled, entitled, rich kid side of things, she’s too good to actually interact with any of us, one of those living in an aquarium being watched, an aquarium that you all want to jerk off into and drown her with your semen…to show her how much you like her….

So many other celebrity kids of far less impressive celebrity dads are out there really trying, while this one just doesn’t come across as entitled, rich, spoiled cunts trying too hard to get seen…almost like she is seemingly down to earth….cuz they have nothing to really prove…they are set for life and don’t need your adoration. BUT that could just be me making biased assumptions thanks to the tits she’s partially showing off in this magazine..because I am a believer that not all of the hot rich youth has to be as disgusting as we know they actually are…tits do that to me.

Lily Rose Depp Topless with Pam Anderson for V Magazine

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2018

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I get rejected from advetisers for my content on a daily basis. That is why I am poor….they think I am too hardcore, vulgar, disgusting and they don’t want to associate their brand with me…yet porn chick who get raped on camera get brand deals now…and other sluts like Kim Kardashian are billionaires from being vulgar and disgusting…yet for some reason the guy saying “look at these whores”…is the bad guy…

I get told so many times that DrunkenStepfather as a name is rapey and offensive, like a creepy molesting father figure crawling into your room at night, which isn’t quite what I was going for what I started the site, but it’s funny people think that, I always ask if they were molested by their stepfather to have that as their first instinctive thought…but I find DrunkenStepfather just the right level of creepy drunk pervert to be kinda funny…I don’t think it’s life ruining..

Then I to porn sites that make over 200 million dollars a year and all their top videos are STEPFATHER / STEPMOTHER / STEPSISTER related porn…like WHAT THE FUCK..these people monetize STEP PARENTING more than me, and they actually show the stepfamily sex, yet I’m the bad guy….

Then there’s the whole your president grabs women by the pussy, you billionaire filmmakers grab slutty tits, all these other people monetize far worse…

It’s one of those life is really a confusing place that makes no sense…like when I tried to break up two homeless native hookers wrestling and pulling each other’s hair the other day…that was a bad choice…there was blood…what I assume was AIDS blood…and it got on my hand….

What does make sense are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

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Karlie Kloss Got Married – Probably Pregnant
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Ellen is in the Marvel Universe
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Rihanna Turned Down Superbowl for Black Rights
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12 Million Dollar NYC Loft
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Kendall Jenner Who Lives in Mulholland Estates in Charlie Sheen’s Old House is Mad at TMZ
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This is the House Kendall Jenner Lives in – if You are Ever in Mulholland Estates
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Accidental Nudity….
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Frog VS Snake
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Hey Harry Potter Fans – Dumbledore is Gay
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The Blowjob Troll….
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Kendall Jenner Hates Stalkers
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Motorbike Crash of the Day
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Cure Anxiety – USE CODE “DRUNKEN” for Discount – DO IT!
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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2018

17

Oct

Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day

So, Lily Allen , a rich kid from the UK who had a career making dumb music for idiots….shit went international…..and she was really fucking famous….has disappeared for a while…I think she crawled into some manor somewhere, got fat, shat out babies, quit her drug addiction…then decided it’s time to come back to the people who love her and her dumb music for idiots…

So she wore a sheer top for the paparazzi to remind us that she’s not here to fuck around, she’s just here to bring us the dumb music for idiots that we will be forced to listen to since this generation seems to like remakes of garbage of yesteryear that never should have been.

But the tits are out.

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2018

11

Oct

Pussy Printing Instagram Thot of the Day

I was scrolling my instagram feed yesterday, I follow 7500 sluts so I get a lot of random “who the fuck is this, why do I follow them”….but yesterday, when faced with our girl Iryna, who has 5.1 million followers…I understood exactly why I followed her…she’s fucking amazing.

What I don’t understand is how someone like this, who basically posts her pussy on instagram is allowed to keep her alive and rockin’…clearly to help promote her sex work…when all these other s get deleted all the time for leaving comments or posting some implied nudity…but I guess it’s because the world is unfair and some people win at life…some people can post insane content to instagram for Zuckerberg because he likes jerking off to it..while others are considered smut / porn / breaching their rules and regulations…

But what I find interesting is that 5.1 million people, and 300,000 likes per photos, mean that this girl single handedly contributes a noticeable amount of page veiws for the company…..a publicly traded company…because everything that works on the internet is built on the backbone of PORNO….google to facebook to youtube to everything….built on porn….

So thank girls like Iryna for existing and being amazing…in whatever the fuck it is she is and does.

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2018

01

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tit Erotica of the Day

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits Tight Orange Bikini

Sophie Mudd has such huge tits, it’s almost awkward. I can’t imagine how she gets through life with tits like this, I mean clearly she’s found a way to get through life with tits like this, she’s doing it by showing off those tits, those Massive fucking tits, on social media…totally disproportionate to her body, that everyone from Titty Fetishists, to the average titty Hobbyest, you know know, the not so obsessed with tit kind of person who still love tits, will look and stare at…

I mean she just couldn’t do any other job than this, you know point to the deformity, highlight it, put neon signs around it….

Imagine if she was a bartender, how drunk men would deal with this, those predators….or if she applied for an office job, how the execs would deal with it, those predators…or if she was a swim coach, how those dads would deal with it…those perverts…

Tits like this, make decent god loving men, perverts….how can we not stare, not that I am a god loving man, I’m a total fucking pervert, but I can’t imagine the most Catholic of priests, the kind that fucks little boys, you know so not into women.. being able to have a conversation with tits this big and not stare…because they are almost mutant, freak-like, and hard not to stare at…like when you see any deformed person….you really don’t want to look at the deformity…but how can you not…only the TITTY version…making it far fucking worse…

Sophie Mudd….those are some huge fucking tits.


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