I am not an advocate of old ladies stripping down into bikinis under any and all circumstances.

I am not against anyone in a bikini, even old ladies.

I just think it is something they can do at the resort, beach, pool but why bother documenting it for social media because you are ed your prime.

Not to mention, at 50+ you’d assume that there’s no real need to be involved in bikini smut content, even if you starve yourself, do pilates and look alright, I’m far more into the archive.

I do not like the Girl Power level of hype that comes with Old Hot Ladies in bikinis…..

I understand that Heidi Klum is being paid for this, but she has enough money.

I understand that she loves being stripped down and in photos, it’s done a lot for her in her life, so it’s like throwing a bone at a gutter whore who needs that bone to feel validated, doing humilating shit, like getting pissed on, or whatever.

I understand that the average person can be like “looks good” and not bother even realizing she’s in her 50s, because they don’t look into it that hard, they just see the bikinis.

I also understand that because of those things, she likes to “HUMBLE BRAG” her way to “I’m hotter than your typical 50 year old”…while stilling being 50 and that in and of itself is gross.

The average Heidi Klum fan has a decade of her bikini work from when she was in her 20s that they can pull up. Revisiting that should be as fulfilling since it’s the reason you love her. The current version of her is almost irrelevant, even if you are into doing the side by side comparisons for fun….we’ve got the archive.

The psycho Heidi fan, who thinks they are in a relationship and have been for 20 years, you know who thinks she is the only woman in the world, may appreciate this photoshopped shit, because it allows them to feel like they are growing older together in their state of fanatic psychosis creep…..and shouldn’t be catered to.

If anything, the only good from this is showing off her Nazi Eugenics human engineering is fine for the science people out there who like Eugenics to create a master race of people….

Showing off her subtle surgeries to make her seem less like a 50 year old also fine for the people out there into comsmetic procedures that turn women into muppets when they go too far….they all go too far…

The only good from this is that it makes other 50 year olds, even some 30 year olds feel like shit about them sevles because they don’t have this body, while this fossilized pussy, they PETRIFIED WOOD pussy does…so we can hope the unrealistic body images they complained about follow them throughout their lives, reminding them there is always someone hotter than them at ANY age and punishes them for making models ugly fat chicks with dicks, instead of actual hot chicks, all because they didn’t like being reminded that they were ugly….HAUNT THOSE LIBTARD BLUE HAIR FREAKS for the damage they’ve done….

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