If you’re a fat lazy fuck like me, you probably don’t spend time at the gym, even though it would seemingly be a good place to jerk off, or at least smear your semen on fitness equipment you know hot chicks are about to sit on.

Luckily, the mainstream woman has become significantly more slutty, so that when you leave the house, if you’re adventurous and wild like that, you’ll end up seeing them in their fitness clothing in public…which means plenty of tight pant, tight short pussy definition…

It used to be a lot more challenging to see cameltoe, except maybe on fat moms in tight jeans working as your lunch monitor, when seeing a pussy eat a pair of pants was actually kind of gross.

It’s a way for women to compete with transgenders who pretend to be women, by saying “This is an organic, biological vagina, check out all my folds through synthetic fabrics that luckily absorb all smells and standard laundry detergent can’t break it down..

That pussy definition is fucking everywhere …even on the internet….could you imagine that…

WELL YOU DO NOT HAVE TO….

Because it just happened…

It’s like a dream that has finally come true….

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If a pussy doesn’t eat it’s pants, underwear, fitness gear, than is it really even a pussy?

Definitely not a hungry enough pussy…

Which is probably the only kind of pussy you’d want to see on strangers in tight pants while they are walking around in public in my field of vision.

Otherwise, I can’t be sure they are actual women.

Sure, dicks can be squeezed into cameltoe…snd Amazon is wholesome and sells inserts to create a cameltoe in your leggings, so it can be faked and you can be duped…

But for the most part, it’s real hungry pussy trying to eat its way through its pants, like James Franco through his arm, in that hiking movie.

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I figure the best way to start the day is with some cameltoe. It’s likely how 90 percent of women who are in the grocery store start their day.

You know, putting on a pair of pants that are one size too small because they don’t want to it they are bigger than they are….pulled up to their necks because it holds their fat asses up the way they want to believe their asses hang naturally….

It’s just a pussy eating pants show everywhere you go…..

The seam so deep inside them, it’s on its own middle earth mission to see if Antartica. is really the portal to aliens, if Antartica was this average chick’s cervix….

It’s like the pants so tight, they look like they were painted on, pussy so visible, it’s like there are no pants at all….

It’s pants hugging the pussy so hard, it’s like that one time you convinced a girl to go on a pity date with you and you didn’t want the night to end, or ever let go…

It makes for a good grocery store experience and luckily it all lives on the internet because girls are whores and won’t let a pussy wedgie go without being selfied and ed to the internet for archival reasons…

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I could see her pussy with each step from behind, which for a cameltoe lover is the holy grail…

That is the story of my weekend….dramatic right?

There seem to be a lot of hot ass, small shorts, skinny, thigh gap girls walking around with their shorts up their asses in ways I have never seen before…

It has been a consistent and amazing trend this summer, sure the bike short has been a thing for a while, but girls are less fat, more fit and the shorts pulled up high enough to basically spread the ass and pussy for a pervert like a pervert, replacing the hands needed to spread the ass…and then they are walking around like that.

It is genuine fashion…for a pervert…it’s incredible…

I literally saw 12 pussies from behind….through bike shorts….this past weekend and I wasn’t even pussy hunting….

The world is wonderful.

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Cameltoes are people too…stop discriminating against them…you ablist…

It’s time to celebrate them….instead of pretending that because they don’t have arms or legs they aren’t worthy of existing as their own semi-independent but latched onto a host body that they are…..

Sure, They may not be actual people….with minds, bodies and souls, but then again, I don’t think the research has gone into the cameltoe at the level in which we can say that with confidence.

From my perspective, the cameltoe is the engine that runs the woman, it is the hearth, the home, the center…

When I am out of the house in the wild, and there is a cameltoe walking my way, it’s like all else in the world disappears, including the host body.

So from my perspective and my extensive but limited research because I can never quite get close enough to the cameltoe I am investigating, the cameltoe is the person and the rest of the her is just a meat suit designed to protect the cameltoe and showcase the cameltoe like the prized jewel it is…

Here are those cameltoes…..

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Some girls are ALL vagina…and I like those girls because I am a vagina-man.

I am not the kind of vagina man you see with breast prosthetics and a wig in a skirt, rocking an erection in the gym locker room because he’s amongst actual women, a concept he’s read about in his gaming life of computer nerd with worms and low testosterone, fuelled by energy drinks and candy…..

I am a man who happens to be into vagina diversity….

I’m fucking Steve Irwin, fascinated with the natural world, at least when it comes to vagina…or pictures of vagina….just always on the crocodile hunt for vagina…

I’m Stephen Hawkins, a retard with a terminal illness but not into space of phyics but rather pictures of labia….

It’s a thing….

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