I guess it’s still technically summer, which is so exciting because if you see naked chicks around, which you probably don’t, but if you do, they may have tanlines…

From my personal experience, tanlines are pretty exciting, far better than when a woman smears feces on her body while wearing a thong bikini, letting it dry out, then taking off that thong bikini, leaving the outline you’d expect from tanline, but far more vile smelling…

I realize that these ladies don’t need sun for tanlines, strippers have had tanlines all year round in all climates….and the tech has just got better…

I also realize that you don’t need to see naked chicks around you in person, because they get naked on the internet for you with far less effort…

STARE AT SCREEN

That is REAL LIVING….

The HUMAN EXPERIENCE…if you will…

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Since women are perverted exhibitionist whores who like to get all the male attention they can in a given day, while complaining about how toxic it is, with their big tits squished into a sports bra that they wear while jogging in slow motion down a busy downtown street….

There is not real season for TANLINES…..

You’d think there was, that summer would be required, but modern tech, beauty products, travel opportunities, make everyday a tanline day, even for those who don’t live in the tropics…

It’s like that “everything is a dildo if you are brave enough” meme, all days are tanline days if you like highlighting the good parts…

Naughty Naughty…

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Did you really think I’d forget about Tanline Tuesday?

It’s Wednesday, sure, so Tanline Tuesday can’t exist on a Wednesday.

But that brings up the question of who decides what a day is, clearly the global elites trying to control us in their modern version of Slavery, where the slaves don’t even know they are slaves….

TANLINES….are one of the many distractions from the OPPRESSION we live under…..

Summer is coming and so can you..f you’re into tanlines on women highlight their good parts, letting you know where clothing is supposed to be, so that you truly understand how lucky you are to experience this kind of NUDITY posted to the internet by women seeking your attention and/or credit card…

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Summer is coming and so should you….

Unfortunately, I cringe with any cum joke or reference I make….

When people say cum, it usually disgusts me.

When I write it, it also disgusts me.

But I know that we are collectively a group of chronic masturbating losers who use the internet like it is supposed to be used, masturbation material.

So in taking on the job to curate masturbation material for all one of you, coming is kind of what this all leads to.

I should get over my hated of cum talk…..

Anyway…

Tanlines, hot, highlight the good parts you’re not supposed to see, giving our retard mind some triggers knowing clothing was once there, almost like having X-Ray vision like the nerds we are, unfortunately not the good kind of nerds who excel at life, use their aspergers to make millions, but rather the unshowered nerds that hang out with the nerds, so are labeled nerds, but lack all skills that make them nerds….

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It’s summer somewhere….and there are whores in all climates wanting to take selfies of their tanlines for the internet…

It’s one of those “if I am in the sun in a bikini” or “If i just got a Spray Tan that gives the illusion I was in the sun in a bikini” or “I went to the tanning salon in a bikini”….they just can’t help but take pics for the strangers, the perverts, the YOUS GUYS of the internet…

We appreciate that summer content, whether in a deep freeze or in a summer location because the tanline highlights the good parts you AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE but these LOOSE women, with no shame, morals, decency, modesty want you to see….because society has fallen…and it gives us content to jack off to…A WIN for HUMANITY like fake space travel…

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Tanline Tuesday is a reminder that summer is coming and so should you…

Because through the darkest of times, whores from the internet take tanline selfies to share the tanlines they’ve got from either chemicals they stain their bodies with stencils on or tanning beds with panties on, you know deg the tanline, while other internet whores actually go on vacation with their internet whore money to get legit sunkissed to aid in their whoring…cuz the tanline highlights the good parts….

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It’s still a deep freeze in some places, but from my experience that has never stopped girls from wearing heels, mini-skirts and no panties in the middle of a snow storm, because girls tend to be whores…

So it’s very likely that there are tanlines walking around your cold winter paradise you call home, assuming you don’t question your existence, decisions of you or your ancestors for staying there…because girls tend to be whores…

I still like to look at the tanline as an aspirational thing, highlighting the good parts, and not just at the strip club created by chemicals for a botox implant faced fake slut…because girls tend to be whores…

I like to think of it as some tropical retreat, a girl out in the sun, showing me under her bikini like I am VIP baby…

So here are some MOOD LIFTING tanlines….WINTER WILL END…and we will spend summer not seeing tanlines…so it’s really irrelevant what time of year this is…we got TANLINE pics everyday on the internet…because girls tend to be whores…

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Whether you are knee deep in sub zero weather like some kind of psychopath who is too lazy to uproot your life and move somewhere warm like Florida or Ethiopia or the Caribbean – Haile Selassie….or if you are living your life to the fullest in a tropical setting while half of the world is freezing their balls off….you can appreciate the thonged tanlines.

We live in a world where thong bikinis are the norm, ladies of all ages wear them, whether they should be wearing them or not is debatable, since even a gross ass in a thong is an ass in the thong, and the lady in public with the thong on, is still a lady in public with a thong on, and that level of exhibitionism takes courage or delusion or not giving a fuck about hot body ideas, because dudes will fuck anything….

So thong tanlines on the beach, tanning salon or spray tan is inevitable and not just for strippers…

We also live in a world of assholes doomscrolling, conspiracy theorizing, other boring internet shit that takes away from the simple and fun things in life, like thong asses…

So here are thong tanlines…because they matter in this artificial armageddon.

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