Thongs and Tanlines motherfuckers…
You thought tanlines alone were the best thing ever…
Then you realized you could have THONG tanlines to highlight the good parts and realized…NO! That is the best thing ever…
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2026
09
Jun
Thong and Tanlines Tuesday of the Day
2026
17
Mar
Thong Tanlines Tuesday of the Day
Thong tuesday and tanline tuesday had a baby…..
The only thing they are missing is tiny tits tuesday…
Right? TWO BIRDS ONE STONE for the lazy man.
No, the one that looks like Lindsay Lohan’s granny ass is not her….
Yes, the thong which lost its appeal, at least to me, when it was heavily mainstream in the era of people believing that Kim Kardashian didn’t sign off on her sex tape and instead targeted an attack on bush and full back panties, throwing out all their old HANES HER WAY and only wearing thongs…..
That doesn’t mean I don’t embrace the mainstream-ification of THONG bikinis being the norm, you know to get as much ass tan as possible…VITAMIN D….because I am from the one-piece bathing suit era and LESS fabric is so much more….
Now here are some tanlines, some real, some AI artifical, but all of them are inspiring to a pervert like me.
2025
03
Oct
Thongs of the Day
Who knew that the Thong Song was like those episodes of the Simpsons that predict the future.
It was some of that predictive programming that became the foundation of the ass obsessed society of the last 30 years…..
The thong became the best psyop since the COVID scamdemic…
Making every girl burn their granny panties and buy new thongs back in the 90s…and the thong still exists today….
Panty Style with longeivity…
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2025
08
Sep
Thongs of the Day
Here are some thongs…because I like thongs…some may say I have have thong fetish….
If you’re looking for insightful posts, you’ve come to the right place, because I’m very cerebral about pop culture whoring…like an intellectual working on my Ph.D on the subject, going to be teaching this shit to college aged girls I fuck for marks if I could…..
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2025
27
Aug
Girls in Thongs of the Day
One of my life’s biggest regrets, because it is important to have regrets, in order to fully embrace being a fucking loser, is that there was a period of time where I thought the thong sucked. That it was lame….
Life as a mainstream too school for school motherfucker who hated that all girls wore thongs and thought that girls who wore thongs were just part of that hive mind and not the slutty pantyline avoiding great ass girls they were…
I let my hate for the mainstream not embrace that whores were going mainstream and now, all these years later, I missed so many opportunities…
I should have taken the thong ass as a sing of what was to come, that all girls would be basically gay men anal loving, on the swipe right dating apps I could have launched, selling nudes on the OnlyFans I could have launched…but instead I was a hater….
HOW can you hate something as wonderful as a thong….
WHAT is wrong with me….
Luckily, I’ve come to my senses and realize the mainstream, moral-less girl is a fucking dream and that THONGS are hot and always have been, I was just too blind to see.
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2025
01
Aug
Top Down Thong Up of the Day
Thong fetish alert….
If you’re a pervert like me, you gotta know thongs better than you know yourself…
To think there was a time when the thong wasn’t a thing, I the transitional period of all girls burning their full-back panties in protest, attempting to be hot.
That brought us the golden years of 20 years or more of thongs….
Which since covid has been under attack by the woke and the lazy, reworking the HANES HER WAY comfort panties for their PERIOD into daily use….
But to the thong lover, the thong will never die!
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2010
29
Mar
Tila Tequila Grocery Shopping in her Thong of the Day
I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate Tila Tequila with a ion and I know she’s bottom feeding as hard as she can because MTV made her a star for a couple years and now, she’s done, like expired milk, no one wants anything to do with her, not even the homeless people and morons, cuz they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems….but I run a site based on bitches being bottom feeding trash, so that she’s come to this is partially worth celebrating…
I saw her on Twitter last night announce she has anal sex, like people are supposed to get excited knowing that shit. I saw her do some stripshow 10,000 people watched. I saw her latch to the death of someone she barely knew, pretending they were engaged, and the whole thing was desperate, annoying, partially insane, and I really hoped it ended up in suicide, but instead it ended in this….
Her calling the paparazzi to watch her grocery shop in a thong. She’s holding on as hard as she can, but I’m glad her fake celebrity that never deserved to be a celebrity, and was just fake myspace friends, that MTV confused for relevance, finally comes crashing down….
She’s pulled every stunt she’s see in the tabloids, from sizing up melons, to reading STAR, to bending over cuz she “accidentally” dropped something, to wearing a see through dress. This is almost amazing….not for her but for everyone else…What it comes down to is that this cunt is almost scary, totally unstable, very pathetic and here are the pics…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Ass|Bottom Feeding|Grocery Shopping|Thong|Tila Tequila
2009
22
Jul
Some Slut Named Patrizia Daddario Erotic Photoshoot of the Day
I didn’t know who this bitch was – so I googled it….
Over seven pages in the Spanish magazine Interviu, Patrizia D’Addario poses in a series of see-though tops alongside a swimming pool at a villa in Rome.
Little more than a stone’s throw away is the Palazzo Gravioli, the Rome residence of Silvio Berlusconi. It was inside the walls of the Palazzo where the blonde escort claims she slept with the Italian Prime Minister.
You’d think the Italian Prime Minister would have a little better taste and if he was to bang a whore, he’d do one that was worth banging, not that all women aren’t worth banging, just when you are in a position of power you can leave the table scraps for the rest of us, instead of giving the table scraps some kind of ego, when that ego should be reserved for models. Motherfucker’s screwing up the whole chain of fuckin’ command….
Here are those pics…
Posted in:Bikini|Patrizia Daddario|Photoshoot|Thong|Topless|Wet
2009
02
Feb
Danielle Aykroyd’s Underwear at the Airport of the Day
Her name is Danielle Aykroyd, she’s the 19 year old daughter of Dan Aykroyd and she’s shwoing off her weird vomit print thong at the airport. I guess she chose those to wear, because they are more forgiving than white panties when it comes to masking the stains that come from being a lady who is about to spend a couple hours on a plane.
I guess her father used up all his creative juices writing Ghostbusters II, that by the time she was born in 1989, his brain was so wrecked and not even the massive amounts of cocaine or booze he had grown dependent on could help him come up with a name that wasn’t the vagina version of his name. Unless, it’s all just a big joke that no one but his family find funny, probably something he’s used to.
Either way, here’s her whale tail at the airport this weekend. If you’re wondering why I didn’t post her face, it’s because I am doing you a favor, let’s just say she inherited her father’s looks, and in case you didn’t know, that’s not a good look. In fact, it’s pretty scary.
Posted in:Danielle Aykroyd|Thong|Whale Tail