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2023

14

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I know that on this sad and lonely Valentine’s Day, filled with no Romance, even though all your social media feeds are filled with nothing but romance, like it’s all part of a psy-op to manipulate your minds and make you feel like an unloveable fuck that you are….

But yeah, on the lonliest day of the year for losers who can’t get their pussy wet, BIG tits don’t matter, you’ll take any tit.

For perverts like me who know how to get girls to fuck without any illegal coercion, just a knowledge of how their simple women minds work, and an understanding that hookers do exist and can be paid to fuck, I appreciate tiny tits any day of the week.

They are like big tits but smaller, they are like big tits but on a smaller frame that is less likely to end up obese, they are like big tits but perkier, they are like big tits and easier to manage, they are like big tits with less attitude and neediness, they are like big tits without being slaughtered and killed off to become the big tits since girls think big tits will save them, which in the 90s they did…all you needed was a set of fake tits and you were set….

Point of the story, SAVE THE TINY TITS, they are wonderful…and if you’re only into big tits, let’s be real and agree you’re not one to have an opinion or selectiveness around ANY tit because you’re a loser.

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2023

07

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I was talking to my only friend earlier today and he was saying how excited he was to run into a girl at his work who was under 25 and had a set of tits that looked like they were round bolt ons, but after further discussion with said girl he realized that they were totally fucking real and impressive….

To an old timer like him, it was inspiring or at least a reminder that the perky tit is a real thing, he’s just been exposed to old and sloppy mom tit for so long, it was a distant fucking memory that he was happy to have sparked up again.

Which bring us to TINY TITS, that are nature’s way of giving us a perky looking tit, even on an older broad, even on a mom, because there just isn’t that much to them, so they don’t sag like a set of balls on an old guy, there’s no weight to them……

So if you were a betting man into tits, or the aesthetic, you’d be better off focusing on tiny tit girls, they rot slower, last longer and are still tits….

I the tiny tit movement, anything to stop a natural tit from being jacked up with a rubber implant, like its a trashy stripper who fell into 5k….and you should too.

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2023

31

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I like a tiny tit, it’s manageable and still a tit, but every tiny tit girl I’ve ever met is convinced that bigger tits will end all their problems, will save their lives, will make them more money, will get them a better sugar daddy and the cold hard truth is that they are probably right, but that doesn’t mean a fake tit is impressive, gutter strippers can afford them, it’s not some classy and amazing thing…..it’s pretty accessible which is why the tiny tit endorsement is so important, we need tiny tits to know they are fine how they are, often times better than a big tits, as far as I’m concerned better than an implant tit.

But rich guys, which is what most tiny tits want to have endorse their lives, seem to like them, which may be because they aren’t on gutter strippers but rather a different kind of sex worker, one that’s more stealth about being a sex worker, while allowing the rich guy to still have gutter stripper fake tit fun, leaving the tiny tits for us poor motherfuckers, since they are the poor man tit….and as far as I’m concerned that’d be a win if tiny tits felt the same way about me, as I feel about them.


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2023

24

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

In this era of inclusivity, where fat girls are presenting themselves as legitimate babes who people have sex with, where men are women, where women are men, where it’s all so fucking confusing, you have to wonder if the tiny tit women are finally showing tiny tit pride, or if they are just showing their tiny tits to get subscribers so they can violate their tiny tits and turn them into inflatable toys using breast implant technology.

I like to believe that if fat vile bitches can accept their fat vileness, TINY tit bitches with their tiny tits on fit, tight, smaller bodies, can embrace those tiny tits, but then pop culture just keeps on celebrating big tits, making tiny tit girls feel inadequate knowing that big tits get more hits and either they get fat or get surgery making a never ending cycle of tiny tit slaughter…

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2023

17

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tit Lives Matter….

That’s basically my slogan or catch phrase when I encounter tiny tits and when I post on tiny tits because you don’t need a detailed analysis of each set of tiny tits to know that they tiny tit is as thrilling as big tits, since it’s tits….I figure the whole nipple thing is what makes it as good as a big tit, less to play with but still a spout to nourish ourselves with, but with that logic, I’d be suggesting that man tit is hot too, since it’s got nipple too….but I’m not…since it doesn’t come equipped with a vagina.

In a world of big sloppy tit worship, Tiny Tits deserve some love too, and the girls with tiny tits should be using those tiny tits as tiny tit fetish content, instead of booking appointments to fill them with plastic sacks of shit….

I the tiny tit, this is a celebration of it!

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2023

10

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits in my head….may not be the Don Ho song, but MAYBE it is….

Who is to say the Tiny Bubbles are about champagne…or actual bubbles because to me it is tits….but then again everything to me is tits…

I am but a simple minded pervert who thinks all tits are great tits and tiny tits are tits and offer all the same thing as big heavy tits, less sweat, back ache and easier to handle….often on a tighter frame.

I encourage the tiny tits of the world to stand up and rejoice…so we can stare at them!

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2023

03

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

The year is 2023 and I haven’t seen more tits this year than I have in my lifetime, but if I did, it would still not be enough tit, as I am into tits…

I have been thinking a lot about how great a nice big tit is, even a fake big tit, becaue I am conditioned to love the big tit and to want to suck the big tit, it’s probably coded into all of our DNA, hence the titty obsession that lets the big tits win at life.

Since big tits are obvious for obvious reasons and great for obvious reasons, I still like to give the tiny tit some love too….

I am a bit of a contrarian, forced to hate the mainstream, forced to find lame what the mainstream finds cool, and for as long as I can , I am more into ing the underdog, which the TINY TIT owner is….

That’s not to say tiny tits aren’t hot or amazing, but to say that tiny tits face big tits everyday and likely feel insecure about their tinyness, even when they love them, because SYSTEMIC RACISM against their tits…

Yet, we must pull our shirts up and champion the cause, stop the negative self speak and realize that all tits are great and deserve to be jerked off to…and hacking them up and inserting toxic plastics is not the solution….showing us all your great tiny tits is.

Here are some TINY TITS for more tits in 2023.

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2022

20

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

All I want for Christmas is as many tiny tits to realize that they are titties too, because every breast implant, well not all of them, as I’ve learned there are some pretty shitty tiny tits out there, but the tiny tits I associate with are top notch tiny tits, the way you’d want a tit to look if you were to draw one in your pervert sketch book, just simple and feminine, very 1970s, before the clown round basketball tit became a thing…

What I am saying is, if you can TINY TIT under the Christmas tree, you are a lucky man, with all you need in life because as they say in the Jewelry ads, good things come in tiny packages, which is probably why every pussy I’ve ever cum in has been huge….

BOOM.


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2022

13

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too….

I am into the tiny tits because that’s just what you do what you’re a fan of tits, you appreciate all of them, from small to big, perky to sloppy, even the gross fucking tits, and you know there are gross tits, are still titis…that deserve to be stared at even if jerking off to them is more challenging.

The truth is that I find girls with manageable tits hotter, maybe I’m from the “more than a handful” era of the 80s and 90s that told me that was where you wanted to land…indoctrinated by a pre-hormone in the food era of manageable tits….or maybe I’ve seen one too many sloppy tits bigger than my head turn into a sloppy body too big for one seat on the plane….either way, the tiny tit comes on a tighter package, has more perk, has just as much personality, has lower cancer rates apparently, and since they are tits, are a good time…

If you or someone you know has tiny tits, don’t chop em open and fill them up with toxic whit…it’s not worth it…the way you are naturally is the right way….and if it takes a pervert like me, a guy who would fuck a pile of broken glass just to see if I could feel, even harder if it was previous a jar of smoked herring, so that the smell brings me to that familiar place, but yeah…

If it takes a pervert like me, who loves tits to say, GOOD tits, hot tits, show me your tits, and get as excited as the first time I saw a tit with every tit I see….then I’m just doing my job….saving tiny tits….EVERY FUCKING DAY…..

Unfortunately, I’m not very influential and if you’re reading this, I’m sure you don’t have tits worth saving, since you’re an old dude who hasn’t figured out the internet is over on social media not websites…

THE LAST OF US…

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2022

06

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I keep on pushing the same bullshit, which is Tiny Tit lives matter…..Tiny tits are titties too…stop Tiny Tit Hate…..because the universal truth, that can’t be denied, is that tits, all tits are awesome..

In a world where there’s some inversion of truth, where everyone is emotional and excitable, quick to cancel people, they push all kinds of bullshit agendas….

Like fat chicks being marketed as hot under the guise of body positivity…and saying they aren’t hot because they are fat is body shaming….is a farce…

But when it comes to tits, small tits marketed as hot under the guise of body positivity, is fact because they are tits and saying they aren’t hot because they are small makes you a fag.

So stop letting small tits slaughter themselves to get jacked up with toxic plastics to look hotter….keep TITTIES organic…


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