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2025

14

May

Salma Hayek Reminds Us You Can Never Be Too Old to Whore of the Day

Salma Hayek Reminds Us You Can Never Be Too Old to Whore, even When You’re Too Old to Whore…

Salma Hayek is arguably an A-List celebrity thanks to her tits from the 90s.

In being an A-List celebrity she was sold off to some fashion tycoon billionaire who bred her.

Now they’ve decided that her tits haven’t done enough work for the family, or to validate themselves to secure their home in one of their mansions.

So she’s decided to show her man that she can still keep up with the youngs, just so he doesn’t leave her for new and fresher pussy.

She’s gotta secure her presence, so she called her team and ensured some validation in the from of clickbait, viral stunt generating Sports Illustrated Swim….

Who decided to make noise with the masculine-faced senior citizen mid-rot.

Hopefully her husband realizes what she’s done for him and his cuck needing his wife to be jerked off to rich guy needs, like he’s a diddy….

Maybe late-stage Menopause never looked this good…but it is still Menopause. Gross.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE MAGAZINE FEATURING TONS OF UNIMPRESSIVE SLUTS CLICK HERE

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2025

14

May

Do the Britney Shimmy of the Day

Some videos don’t require my captions, commentary, or insight because they are perfection….they’ve found the magic formula….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

14

May

Chloe Fineman Does Softcore Lingerie Content of the Day

I have a feeling that Chloe Fineman is a funny girl who is on Saturday Night Live, but I refuse to watch that smut and like to pretend it doesn’t exist.

As it turns out, she is also into producing smut, which is potentially one of her best jokes yet.

I don’t know how she got cast on SNL, but Lorne Michaels and his dementia probably thought she was a hot girl he’d bring home to his mom.

These girls just love stripping down, being jerked off to, being celebrated as hot chicks, even when they are pretty fucking basic….

The first chance a funny girl gets to talk about sex fails, the only joke female comics seem to pull off or to generate a male orgasms from dudes seem to be jumped on….

Ultimately, female comedians still struggle with not actually being funny, not hitting in the right way and competing in a male dominated industry they’ll blame sexism on….but pulling their tits out, or stripping into lingerie gets them noticed and that’s something dudes can’t fuck with….or compete on or win…

She’s pretty much 40 years old… and looks it…surprisingly granny is up until midnight on Saturdays but the childless 40 year old women seem to fuck randoms off dating apps they confuse into thinking they are desirable creatures, EVEN THE FATTIES, instead REALIZING they are just sad creatures getting fucked by dudes who will fuck anything…

So it’s a now or never push as hard as she can…for her in her lingerie character….

The public deserve better….check it out:

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

14

May

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

It may be Survivor night, which is the only thing I look forward to in this pathetic existence we have thanks to shitty pop culture. Survivor still hits or slaps or tracks or whatever the fuck the new instagram term is for on-trend or on brand….

The show is still good after all these years, which can be said about no shows ever, so it’s a big deal for a pop culture blog like this one, documenting no actual pop culture news and doing no actual pop culture analysis, since pop culture is dog shit and doesn’t deserve that kind of treatment….

The good news is that life can be inspired without these demons trying to brain wash us with their propaganda, while poisoning us with their messaging and food….

We’ve still got sluts, food, booze, health and fucking wellness, the great gift of life that god has given us….but most importantly…..we have Wet Spots…

I mean that and naps and the occasional nude photo that reminds me of what life once was…

Posted in:Wet Spot

2025

14

May

Eva Longoria’s Trying to Fool You in a Magazine of the Day

Eva Longoria at 65 years old, clearly thinks you’re a fucking idiot, when presenting you with this AI verion of her, that clearly is an old lady who has altered herself like she was Madonna, in denial of being an old lady, so trying to maintain that natural look until it requires to much manpower to sustain that natural look, so they end up going full Kardashian Jenner….all Muppet and Tranny looking and shit.

I’ve always disliked Longoria and never bought into her hype. I was surprised when I found out how internationally famous she was after that show she was on went international.

I always saw her as a first generations fair weather Mexican, who was only Mexican for opportunities. She reminded me the kind of Mexican who thought she was better than the other Mexicans, hiring them to work her garden and home, but never speaking to them in Mexican because she didn’t even bother learning the language….just full assimilated into American culture as a first generation…even becoming a racist, entitled, rich, celebrity cunt doing the American Dream better than 99 percent of Americans…until figuring out a way to exploit it…

But as I live in an immigrant filled frozen septic tank of a country, where the immigrants aren’t forced to asimiliate anymore and we basically live in India now…so maybe I was being a little too hard on these tits….which are now full on muppet clown tits trying to fool us…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

14

May

Ana De Armas Gets Run Through by A-Listers Here’s Her Bra Top of the Day

Ana De Armas is another one of these Hollywood personalities that the powers that be want you to think is the hottest chick around.

I guess she aged out….because she looks like shit, almost like a totally different person…MAYBE she’s been replaced or like other Latinas, there are 100,000,000 Ana De Armas’ out there and this is not the one we know….

I will say that even looking like a weathered pile of dog shit, she has the Latina look you should be looking for when dealing with Latina hookers, since it’s more an olive skin than a neckless midget Mayan ready for Aztec wars…there are variations to their people.

She has been stealing jobs from Americans, like other Cubans before her, but in a legal way.

As it turns out, it pays to fuck A-List celebs, whether it’s Ben Affleck or whoever the fuck else.

She’s currently Tom Cruise’s beard, because the world knows that freak is all fruitcake…

I was in line at the grocery store the other day and even an old lady reading the tabloid headlines said “That Tom Cruise, a real fruitcake”…

I also have pretty solid informant from a local fag and a secondary unrelated informant who claim he used to secretly come to Canada to fuck men….

Then there’s the whole Nicole Kidman being a man or Scientology Robot to that…

But De Armas, well behaved Communist, just doing what she is told for her handlers I guess…

AND she is wearing a bra…..OMG A BRA!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

14

May

They want You To Think Jenna Ortega is Hot of the Day

Never forget what they have done to you.

Never forget what they have taken from you.

Never forget that they’ve decided that mid-chicks-are-top-tier chicks….and you have no choice to follow their lead.

Never forget that they don’t even care about what you like or what you think is hot, they make those decisions for you and you just mindlessly follow along like the broken down cuck that you are….

Never forget that you have no say in the process, so do what you are told, useless eater…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

14

May

Sports Illustrated Dropped their Swimsuit Edition and are Promoting It of the Day

SI Swim is not a cultural event, it’s a hanging on for dear life event…..

Legacy media still exists. For whatever reason, probably a circle jerk between industry homies, the advertising agencies, the top brand people and the media companies are all in bed together.

They likely go to their kids’ Bar Mitzvahs, they likely live in the same neighborhoods, they likely have the same lake house upstate or in the Hamptons, and Florida condo for the winters.

These are drones, high performing, high level, drones who are all just recycling the money between them to keep themselves alive and living that high profile life…

So Sports Illustrated Swim manages to make enough money to pay for a giant staff of people, all while being relatively boring, outdated and BORING…

They cast some fat chicks to be woke, some trending chicks who are eager for a stamp of approval because historically they’ve only done their own bikini shoots.

They do a series of parties in NYC, the HUB for the ad people to get near the girls, like cuck losers who have finally made it and can buy selfies with hot chicks with their corporate budgets…

They do a series of parties in Miami, which they take a branded Private Jet to, because bikinis are better in Miami….

The whole thing is a bit of a joke, but girls still pretend it’s their DREAM to be featured in the magazine, because they are exhibitionist whores who want to be jerked off to and celebrated in print and in party…

The worst of it is how low hanging fruit and ghetto the whole thing is, they’ve gone the route of Playboy in using low level garbage talent that look like a BOTOX cum facial, these are trolls in cosplay as bikini models….

EVEN after the re-introduction of the NON Fats, NON Retared, Woke bullshit, we’re faced with monsters….

HERE IS ALL THE SI SWIM MAGAZINGE COVERAGE YOU NEED CLICK HERE

Featuring Sunisa Lee, Salma Hayek, Alix Earle, Nicole Williams English, Eileen Gu, Jena Sims, Elle Thurmann, Katie Asutin, Camille Kostek, Cameron Brink, Livvy Dunne, Penny Lane, Haley Van Lith, Christen Goff, Brooks Nader, Renee Herbert, Elisha Herbert, Toni Breidinger, Rayna Vallandingham, Jordan Chiles, Jasmine Sanders…

HERE IS A ALL THE SI SWIM PART COVERAGE YOU NEED CLICK HERE

Featuring – Livvy Dunne,

Posted in:SI Swimsuit

2025

13

May

Kylie Jenner Hybrid Human in a Bikini of the Day

Wouldn’t you like this hybrid human to piss in your mouth like the girl pissed in Cassie’s mouth a the Diddy trials, something we’ll assume Cassie was begging for in the moment to keep her man happy, but cries about all these years later realizing that drinking piss is as demeaning as it was hot at the time…

If you let her piss in your mouth like you were Timothee Chalomet, just urine spraying off her fake ass like you were at the pissy car wash….you probably wouldn’t be better person….

But you would know that her PISS was more valuable and worth more than you were, which is pretty great.

Kylie Jenner’s excretions are more valuable than you are….

Here she is in a bikini in the Caribbean, rocking more Plastic Surgery than Bruce Jenner and that dude started out a man before becoming a chick about as hot as this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2025

13

May

Cameltoe Tuesday of the Day

Some girls are ALL vagina…and I like those girls because I am a vagina-man.

I am not the kind of vagina man you see with breast prosthetics and a wig in a skirt, rocking an erection in the gym locker room because he’s amongst actual women, a concept he’s read about in his gaming life of computer nerd with worms and low testosterone, fuelled by energy drinks and candy…..

I am a man who happens to be into vagina diversity….

I’m fucking Steve Irwin, fascinated with the natural world, at least when it comes to vagina…or pictures of vagina….just always on the crocodile hunt for vagina…

I’m Stephen Hawkins, a retard with a terminal illness but not into space of phyics but rather pictures of labia….

It’s a thing….

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