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2025

07

May

Taylor Hill is Back for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

You know, call me crazy, or at least a retard because I am most likely both those things, but from where I’m sitting all day staring at the wall watching every minute remaining of my life slowly fade away into another minute of wasted opportunity…..

But Victoria’s Secret deciding to go back to using the hot chicks they were cancelled for is a good thing.

We should still hate them for turning their backs on our boners, but glad they’ve got some sense back.

You know, hot chicks that put unrealistic body pressure on girls. The kind that gives them eating disorders and drug addictions in hopes of being the best version fo themselves…

HOWEVER, I don’t know why they act like 5 or 6 years haven’t gone by since they made that cut, so they use the same girls, now old hags.

It’s like find new talent, there are so many new whores out there….doesn’t a new whore turn 18 every day?

Using Taylor Hill, a familiar tit, is just lazy…..we can move on and find a new roster or stable of talent for the barn that is BIG PANTY….

WEIRD.

They have ALL the eager thirsty internet pussy willing to work for them for free, but they go with familiar face Taylor Hill, one of the most boring of their models.

Maybe she’s family, maybe she has dirt on the brand and is extorting them, maybe they are like the Kardashians and trying to not let the world know that things evolve and people move on, the familiarity may be comforting by there is a reason why traditionally, before social media, we’d let stars fall off, disappear and die….

We don’t need to relive what’s been done…

We do need NEW pussy fighting for this job, make it a reality show, a GLADIATOR RING style game where they fight to the death and the winner takes ALL the lingerie pics available until the next season…

BUT TAYLOR HILL. Waste of fucking money and a waste of a comeback from wokeness…

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2025

07

May

Do you when Halle Berry wasn’t 100 of the Day

Do you when Halle Berry wasn’t 100 ?

I don’t.

That’s not entirely true, the fuck scene in Monster Balls was alright…

Well, she’s 100 years old now, and that’s what matters….

So here’s some “geriatric shit being let out of the home on a special occasion, all exhausted from the experience but glad she got to feel young again for a minute anyway” tits and bathrobe shit…

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2025

07

May

Jenna Ortega is 10 Inches of Tit of the Day

So Jenna Ortega, despite her dopey looking face that all the celebs seem to have because people seem to connect with dopey looking women, it’s the new normal, the new traditional beauty and all it took was a few cloning lab mishaps and some genetic inbreeding….

I don’t know why we are drawn to these dopey looking girls, or why Hollywood is compelled to force them on us, but I’ll accept it for what it is since we have no choice in the matter, we are just pleebs, pedestrian, useless eaters sucking on the tit of what they force feed us…like chattel or cattle in the ranch they call our lives….thinking we are free when really totally enslaved…SEXY….

I do know that there has been discussion as to whether she’s got tit job, because famous people alter their looks, trying to be hotter.

I can’t confirm or deny Ortega tit, but I can say that she’s wearing a dress you can measure your dick against….or at least accurately photoshop your dick into because you have the grid to do it.

I can also confirm her tits seem to be from 5-15 inches on the ruler, making it 10 inch of tit…

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2025

07

May

Reddit Ass of the Day

Since everyone is a celebrity and a whore or a whore trying to be a celebrity….we’ve got so many girls trying to use their body with some low hanging fruit content to stop the scroll of the social media feeds in order to get you to give them money.

It’s a winning strategy and the low hanging fruit is exciting when the fruit that is low hanging fruit is an ass…

Her name is TEFFY.

I don’t know if she’s a trans and she’s a little too firm for her to be a typical chick….but we’ll let her be the reddit ASS of the day.

If you’re into ass you should check out the HOMIES at CHEEKED UP the foot finder of ass.

Posted in:Ass

2025

07

May

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Make an Appearance at a Pool Party of the Day

Sweeney was paid to attend an opening of a pool at the MGM in Las Vegas. Really lame people of the world decided to go to the event to watch the likes of Sydney Sweeney like she is some kind of zoo animal, which I guess in ways she is like some sort of scientific discovery with her giant set of tits….

She is flirting with Schwartenznegger Kennedy from White Lotus because he’s there with her…and even if she’s not flirting with him, she’s putting him to the test with that top to see if he’s able to not break eye to stare at those fuckers.

I guess when you have a shirt like that, you are flirting with the world….because that is a ridiculous use of tits, almost a militarized…titty warfare all malicious yet delicious use of the tits..

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2025

07

May

Tanline Wednesday of the Day

I am a half if not full retard, just not diagnosed but would have been nice going through life with a valid excuse that garner’s sympathy instead of just disappointment….

Which I guess is why all these young people now have late diagnosed autism, downs syndrome, ADHD, etc….because it’s better than just being a half retard not getting the credit you deserve or that you would get as a full retard…

So I don’t know if I do Tanlines on Thursday or on Tuesday, so fucking drop it on a Wednesday….we don’t need aliteration here, even though I am an illiterate. THEY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS…asshole…

Speaking of asshole, nothing better than trying to see a girl’s asshole and experience the tanline where her panties or bathing suit once was.

It’s like the VIP club experience, getting that insider look at a bitch you’ll never fuck or meet, but who will gladly take all your fucking money like she was a Nigerian Scammer presented as a normal American girl with a dream….

The world is nuts but tanlines are hotter than Richard Gere’s anal canal is for a Gerbil….SUFFOCATION.

Posted in:Tanlines

2025

07

May

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

Wednesdays aren’t HUMP DAY in these part because I always thought that was annoying low frequency office jockey shit…..

I hated people who HUMP DAY me and still do….

However, Wednesdays are SURVIVOR NIGHT during Survivor Season…because that’s the only joy in my life from the entertainment industry.

So I guess this is WET SPOT WEDNESDAY is WET SPOT SURVIVOR NIGHT…

Posted in:Wet Spot

2025

07

May

Rebecca Black’s Tit Pushed Out of a Dress for a Magazine of the Day

It’s not Friday, but to some of us unemployed fucks it might as well be Friday because everyday is Friday when you’re a degenerate loser with no job or responsibilities besides sitting on park benches hoping to see chicks, not even hot chicks, jog by you in their skimpy bike shorts, ass and cellulite thighs doing their thing while the pussy does its thing by eating its way through the shorts….important work.

It’s actually Survivor night, which to lifelong Survivor fans is more important than a Friday night. Kick out that fuck Kyle you freaks.

Rebecca Black, who is basically Friday, thanks to a viral song in early Internet about Friday, which people reference to this day when at their shitty meaningless corporate slave jobs….it’s a mechanism to distract them from giving up on life, throwing the towel in on life….small moments of joy in their shitty fucking low frequency life…

But yeah, Rebecca Black, who was a teen mocked at the time for a viral hit, before everyone became a dancing monkey and embarrassing clown for viral hits, instead of being rewarded for being an innovator….grew some tits, is back to music and publications like ELLE MAGAZINE are featuring her tits…

Check it out.

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2025

07

May

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Top of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, Kylie Jenner’s fake tits are the most important thing to happen in the history of Sex Dolls.

Finally a muppet faced corpse doll designed to get fucked by weird dudes with 1500-5000 dollars has been reanimated and put out into the wild to fend for herself.

She is basically the premise of the movie Mannequin, only she has three fuck holes and a life-like feel to her silicon skin, rather than that 80s Mannequin in the movie who was built like a nipple-less Barbie out of plaster….

Is this a premise of a re-release, a little LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE redo, but for Mannequin with Sex Dolls starring Kylie Jenner? Maybe it’s just a premise of a reality show….

Either way, it’s on a boat….some would say kill the sex doll demon that’s come to life like a zombie….but fuck it first.

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2025

06

May

Madelyn Cline Asshole Behind Thong on the Beach of the Day

Madelyn Cline is famous for being the hot chick on some Outerbanks show about North Carolina kids who surf or some shit.

She is on the beach, because she’s beachy in her work and in her life, and she’s wearing a thong bikini.

The girls of today, not just the sluts, but all girls seem to be wearing thong bikinis as if they are regular bikinis.

The perverts like myself have moderate to severe thong fetishes, so it is a trend that works for me.

So here she is showing off her asshole behind thong, an iconic pose on the beach on all fours…the way you’d want her to be, but will never get her to be, because you’re an old creepy pervert no one likes….luckily the paparazzi was there for you to not have to be there.

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