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2025

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When are they going to Free Harvey.

I was meaning to become his Pen Pal when he first got locked up, you know to show him some when his lame industry that lacks loyalty turned their back on him for the bad press he was getting.

Then I saw that he was consistently dying, coupled with my laziness and lack of ability to get things done, so it never happened.

But I’ve been thinking, thanks to a friend who send me a story about his demented mutant penis, that now that the Woke shit is out, the MeToo shit is out, that maybe we can go back to objectifying women like we are designed to. That the toxic masculine male can just be considered a male doing typical man things. That women who fuck to get ahead in their careers can be labeled sluts and when they cry rape, we can collectively say “Well, you did put yourself in front of the 8 ball girl”….

WEARING A SHORT SKIRT does get girls raped more than wearing 2 pairs of pants, I’m not saying it’s ok, I’m just saying that’s the life we live whether we like it or not!

IF you crawl into the lions den hoping to find gold inside the lion’s asshole, so that YOU can be king of the jungle, you may end up with your pussy hole penetrated or your arm bit, depending on what kind of lion you’re dealing with.

FREE HARVEY!

Scumbags and murderers like Fauci are walking the street, but a Hollywood exec fucking some chicks only fucking him because he could make their careers gets a decade behind bars!

FREE HARVEY!

I won’t rest until he’s out…..I’ll start after this nap.

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Sydney Sweeney Gets Paid in her Harry Met Sally Super Bowl Ad
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Bella Hadid Slutty in a Red Bikini in the Snow Lookign Hot
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Kylie Jenner Big Cleavage
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Barbara Palvin’s a Whore
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Less Fat Ashley Green See Through Dress
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Kate Hudson’s New Comedy is Based on Basketball
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Rihanna Does Lingerie
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“He’s on the road making TikToks with his girlfriend” – ESPN host delivers no-holds-barred take on Deshaun Watson
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Cardi B in a Tight Outfit
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Jutta Leerdam Brings the Calgary Recap
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Job Interview Memes
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Nudity from Freelance (2025)
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Bill Skarsgard in New Tech Nightmare Movie
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Check out the new Riff Raff Trailer
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Lourdes Leon is a Whore like her Mother
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Deshaun Watson’s coach calls out Joy Taylor in brutal fashion amid bombshell accusations in Fox lawsuit
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Deshaun Watson’s Girl Posing in the Snow
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Bella Thorne Comic Con Throwback Titty
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Zach Wilson’s fiancée Nicolette pens 3-word farewell as Broncos QB stares at uncertainty in free agency
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Paige Spiranac is a Whore
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Lindsay Brewer in a Non Sexual Car Wash
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Em Rata Whoring in Brazil
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Brittany Mahomes is Winning
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700 Pound Cow is a Mama’s Boy
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Ultimate Level of Ping Pong
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Dua Lipa in a Black Dress for Fashion
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Kylie Jenner Big Tits at the Fashion Week
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Romee Strijid Fashion Show
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Paris and Nicky Hilton in a Dress
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Jennifer Lopez in a Tight Dress
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Kylie Jenner in a Skimpy Outfit
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Marion Cotillard Skinny Legs
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Sophie Thatcher Corset Top
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Shailene Woodley in Jeans
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Lady Gaga in a Magazine
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2025

Jan

Rough Looking Kristen Stewart’s Showing Off her Nipple of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is looking pretty fucking rough, but in her defence she’s always looked pretty fucking rough. I’ve seen crackhead prostitutes who haven’t showered in what must be weeks, sitting in the corner of a 24 hour Dunkin Donuts after days of no sleep, look more refreshed than Kristen Stewart.

For a while I thought she was inbred or just straight up white trash, but as it turns out it’s lesbianism.

All that pussy and ass eating has fucked up her gut biome which has aged her out, made her stressed, the body craving the dick, but her politics and commitment to her gayness not allowing her to take the dick, even though every dyke who ovulates wants dick, it’s biology, they just don’t listen to those cries with the worst kind of will power…this isn’t turning down a smoke or a drink after you quit, or turning down hard drugs or crack she looks like she’s smoked for years..just take the fucking dick girl…it’s not going to kill you…but not taking the dick makes you look half dead…

Anyway, she was at an event, probably for fashion, visible nipple, which for those who don’t know me, makes me ignore the whole crackhead face 100 percent of the time.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown’s Pants-Off Pizza Party of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown’s celebrity is built on creepiness because she first came to the scene as a tween girl with a shaved head, looking like some kind of childhood cancer survivor, which totally appealed to the wrong kind of pervert.

Through her teens, she was on the hit show, where that wrong kind of pervert sat and watched her every move, excited for her tot turn 18 so that they could finally jerk off to her legally. They’re decent, despite being the wrong kind of perverts, and don’t break any laws.

I didn’t watch the show, I didn’t see her hype, the fat kid with the teeth freaked me the fuck out and Winona Ryder doesn’t get me hard, so why waste my time on some nerdy fantasy shit, which my autism can’t handle because it’s retarded, fantasy, not my autism, even if the world embraces that shit.

Anyway, she’s a married woman now, the daughter-in-law to Jon Bon Jovi, using her celebrity for good, if you think mass produced fast fashion is good, because that’s how you line your fucking pockets…

In promoting her fast fashion bullshit, she’s stripped off her pants, shown you her red, period friendly panties, since she’s still fertile and got down with some pizza.

She appears to have some tit, we like tit, so despite her creepy origins on a shit show, she matters enough for me to stare at her tits and that’s fine with me.

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2025

Jan

Katy Perry Almost Goes Up in Flames of the Day

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In news that could have been amazing….has-been Katy Perry who won’t let up on the fact that she’s irrelevant and fucking sucks, probably because the fans out there still suck her dick harder than it deserves to be sucked, plus she’s got that fat bank and decades of gaming the system to back her up, giving her the reverse of IMPOSTER SYNDROME, where she feels her success, popularity, fame and paychecks are deserving because she sold her soul to the devil for this shit.

The once Christian who wasn’t getting much success in her Christian act, decided to sell her soul to the Devil, kiss a girl, like it…and proceed to pollute our lives for as long as I can .

She’s been a clunky, awkward, not even a good singer, with shit songs people just eat up because people have simple minds and eat anything up.

There is no ways he didn’t do a deal with the devil, or at least with one of his lower level demons, committing to pushing their agenda so long as she continues to exist as a pop star.

Luckily, there’s been a shift from Evil to Good across the board as humans started to wake up and realize the media hates them, lies to them, sells them bullshit medicines that make them sick and all that other stuff. The spell is up.

Even luckier, Katy Perry, while trying to promote her bullshit that flopped, was invited to another industry puppet’s show that is sinking hard thanks to the inauthentic tone of a man who once ran a show about girls jumping on Trampolines trying to tell us how to think…..

While there, a fan when to get an autograph and sparks flew, in some kind of cosmic moment from the heavens that would have been much better if the sparks ignited Katy Perry and rid the world of her bullshit…

This could have been a divine miracle, but instead it was just a little scare, hopefully a taste of the fiery fury she will experience in damnation for eternity when her time here is done.

In conclusion, I don’t like Katy Perry, even with the tits.

TO SEE HER IN HER DRESS FOR KIMMEL – CLICK HERE

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2025

Jan

You’ll Still Want to Sex Rosie Huntington-Whiteley of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is old as shit, she probably has a bunch of kids with Stateham, but yet she’s still a remarkable looking woman you’d want to double penetrate with Stateham if he invited you, but then again, you’re the kind of fan boy who doesn’t need a woman to get in the way of your getting off to Stateham, but if you were to have that moment ruined by a woman, you’d want it to be Rosie.

The British high class tall chick who consistently showed tit for fashion over the years is involved in a fashion show because she still models. In the fashion show she is wearing some sort of corset or lingerie and that outfit works for me.

As a lifelong Rosie Hungtington fan, the kind who drew portraits of her back when I was in pre-school, realizing that she was the object of my desire when she first hit the scene, I’ve been lucky enough to have been graced with her tits on a semi-regular basis in the early years.

Then she brought hope to bald dudes everywhere that if they were as amazing as Stateham was, they could lad a hot chick too.

I got into a Stateham movie marathon a few years back and that dude is a fucking legend, big fan here, would totally watch their fuck videos.

But in the meantime, we’ve got an old model not looking too old on the runway and it’s nice.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Yoga Fart Fetish Porn of the Day

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There’s a rumor going around that Ben Affleck is stickin’ it to Jessica Alba, because she’s Jessica Alba, even if she’s a rotten and crusty version of Jessica Alba, despite being Ben Affleck, who can go recruit the next Jessica Alba in the event that he wasn’t too lazy, drunk or bored of conversation with groupie cunt but instead more interested in more familiar cunt that was hot cunt back in his prime. At least her name isn’t Jennifer.

Jessica Alba is recently divorced but two people in the Hollywood scene have told me over the years that she fucks all the famous actors despite being married, she’s one of those horny chicks who can’t accept not being the hot chick anymore, because her people forced her to do he corporate chick and her hotness was forgotten by a generation, so like Megan Fox, she’s trying to move back in and get her cunt the credit it deserves, even if it’s been behind the scenes dealing in young actor cock….not that Affleck is young actor cock but there’s a double standard and Ben Affleck at 50 is basically as appealing to all chicks as Ben Affleck in his 20s, while women don’t get that same luxury because biology rots them out and makes them infertile, because even nature knows bitch is too fucking old to be out there with that pussy behaving like that.

In being a recently divorced, she’s doing her YOGA, wearing her tight outfit, being a real fucking sleaze intentionally posing and bending in ways that are meant for a porno sex tape, but instead are performed at your local yoga studio, which is probably more fun in person, if you’re gay or into that kind of fitness of looking at ass in tight pants, because in person you get to deal with the Yoga Farts, which in the event you didn’t know is the highlight of the experience.

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2025

Jan

Barbara Palvin’s Black and White Mysterious Titty Shoot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is wanting to look sophisticated and artistic as she fondles herself like a horny little slut, or a stripper pretending to be a horny little slut while trying to rook you into another song of your lapdance. Basic marketing.

The Hungarian is tapping into her communist roots, where they had no color until the fall of communism. Or maybe she’s like a hipster millennial trying to connect with old technology by using Black and White film or rather using a Black and White Filter on their digital photo because it makes it less shitty.

As someone who had a Black and White TV for the 80s, who has jerked of to Turner Classic Movies and not because Ted Turner’s fucking of Jane Fonda, but more the other sluts of an era gone by…..a bygone era….this Black and White high concept shoot may be cheesy, but with the right lens, it can also be highly erotic.

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2025

Jan

Anya Taylor Joy Skinny Ass Outfit for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t think anyone out there jerks off to Anya Taylor Joy.

In a world where your value relies on people jerking off to you.

That’s pretty shitty news for Anya Taylor Joy.

The actress is trying to be proactive in changing that perception of her, because no celebrity wants to be the one that isn’t getting jerked off to.

Especially when they are skinny blonde chicks you’d theoretically jerk off to, even with the lack of tits and masculine features, because she is in the movies.

In being proactive, she showed up to a fashion event with no pants on.

Not the right kind of no pants off party if you ask me…no visible asshole line, no pants off title allowed.

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2025

Jan

Martha Stewart makes ASMR Porn of the Day

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MAC Cosmetics paid Martha Steward to strip down into some silk robe at 85 years old, to seductively eat strawberries and honey while moaning erotically, even though we know 85 year old vaginas no longer work, we’ve tried them….

It’s a reminder that when a big cosmetic brand pays an original lifestyle influencer millions of fucking dollars to fuck some fruit with her mouth like some kind of blow bang porn without the gagging….it’s considered SFW, fashionable, trendy, comedic…

BUT when I pay an 85 year old at the nursing home with dementia to lick my ass while I jerk off…it’s exploitative and pornographic.

Granny Porn is not all the same I guess…and the world is not fair, there are different levels, different tables and we’re sitting at the wrong one.

What we do is seen as porn, weird porn that can’t be monetized…but when they do porn it’s parody or high brow and they’ll run that ad on primetime.

Either way, if you’ve ever jerked off to Martha’s big tits while she’s baking on PBS because you don’t have cable, you may be into this.

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2025

Jan

Joey King Burn Victim Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but there is at least one person out there who has a burn victim fetish.

Where he dreams about applying the medicated lotions, balms and ointments to their severely damaged, melted down faces, maybe he even wants to use his own seed as a medicated ointment in hope of helping the burn victim heal.

So when Joey King cries for attention because her hot oil in her pan splashed up into her face and neck, jacking her up harder than her face injections she’s been getting in her transition for fat nerd to fat titty hot chick that people jerk off to, it’s a way for you to dip a toe into those second degree burns…..

When it comes to burn fetishes, you don’t have to start at pile of fleshy dust in the shape of the human it once was after a wild fire….you can start with a little kitchen burn fetish and work your way up.

When it comes to burn fetish content, even second degree burn fetish content, especially from someone from LA where people burned to death….you’d think she’d be a little more sensitive….but instead it’s SHIRTS off and white creamy facials to even trigger the non-burn fetishists with a basic cum facial image….

The world is nuts.

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