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2025

24

Nov

Skinny Girls of the Day

In a world that tried to trick us with misinformation, telling us that fat unhealthy blue haired genderless women were hot, when everything in our animal brain told us that they weren’t…..

There was never really a true attack on skinny chicks…

Everyone knew skinny chicks were hotter and that we were just being nice to fatties because they wouldn’t stop whining.

We all knew the fatties wanted to be skinny too, they just didn’t have the willpower to do it….

When Ozempic dropped, all the pigs got on it in efforts to get skinny.

Some stayed fat, because some are such pigs they can beat Ozempic….

But it destroyed their whole bullshit narrative that they were happy being fat fucks, or that they were fierce, or amazing….

Propaganda opened up a new market for brands that never sold to fatties….so fatties started consuming their products, since fatties had disposable income from being fat and lonely, their jobs their only true worth…

But we knew the truth….

Our common sense boners didn’t trick us!

So here are some skinny chicks, to get us going, even though it’s always been about the skinny chicks, we never fell for that bullshit..

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2025

21

Nov

Nina Dobrev is Promoting Aperol Spritz’s of the Day

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If you or someone you know is some near homosexual. The kind of guy who potentially fucks women, but is far more interested in taking selfies of his “fit”. You know, the hipster bro iteration that has been created from the internet, where instead of chugging beer and date raping women, they’ve decided to become foodies, with some level of a 1960s sophisticated and educated artist traveling Europe for the first time because they introduced the 747.

You know the kind of motherfucker who dresses up, accessorizes, maybe even has a beard and long hair like a homeless pig, but instead it is groomed….and motherfucker, who goes to the gym and watches his carb intake loves the mirror selfie…so the internet gets in on how cool his HYPE BEAST shopping is….latest sneakers, latest “work wear” to look rugged….

Then you’ll know about the Aperol Spritz….

These non-gay faggots fucking LOVE a Spritz…..some Italian booze dilluted in soda water….so refreshing for a summer day on the yacht in the mediterranean. GAY..

Well, Aperol decided to hire Nina Dobrev to be their tits promoting the drink into the holiday.

Whether it was Aperol Canada or International, I don’t know, but they dressed her in orange with her hot Eastern European tits, that are weathered and old, but like most Eastern European things, have withstood the test of time, wars, communism, and are still worthy of visiting on a cruise, if you know what I mean…

No idea why they chose her, probably price vs audience size ratio, maybe it’s her European roots, where her people were making vodka in the basement out of rotten rationed potatoes….

But they chose her, so here we have it.

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2025

21

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s FISHNET Friday!

I don’t know if that’s as exciting to you as it is for a lonely old pervert pensioner who re the glory days of Fishnets on the hookers he used to hire in World War 2 Europe…

I just know that I saw a pair of legs in fishnets the other day, they were fat legs, with fat squeezing out of it individual fishnet quadrant and it made the fat girl more appealing, while also making her look like some sort of cured meat….and I love cured meat.

What I am saying is fishnets are the lipstick on the pig, making the pig more of the kind of thing you want to do butt stuff with, because they are in fishnets and it tells a story….a romantic story, maybe a perverted story, a story that girl is into dressing sexy and seducing strangers into thinking about the pussy that has been caught with the fishnets….

So fishnet friday is magical, better than casual friday at other offices, not that we have an office, but this site ever had revenue, we’d open an office in a country with no labor laws, and it’d be FISHNET FRIDAY every day….UNIFORMS baby…

Maybe that will motivated me to try to get drunkenstepfather RICH, in on some of that INTERNET MONEY….but that would require too much work.

Instead, we’ll do FISHNET FRIDAY the internet way thanks to all them internet WHOOORES making that internet money so they can open international offices with no labor laws to sell their nudes or other merch! GLOBALIZATION.

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2025

20

Nov

Stella Hudgens and her Influencer Body of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the kind of corporate OnlyFans whore who does the OnlyFans content because she is clearly an exhibitionist pervert who gets off showing off her body that dudes have been excited about for years thanks to her sister’s fame and her big titties…

She has other options in life outside of producing porn for the internet, taking her slutty selfies into her own hands and releasing them at her discretion, so that perverts don’t need to hack her phone to see her giant nipples…

She’s a corporate OnlYFans girl because she has a team of idiots on her payroll that go after anyone who posts her “leaked” nudes, they frown on one dude having a memebership or subscription to her channel, in order to screenshot and share with the world…

That’s because she’s a professional whore doing amateur whore content as some kind of cashing in hard but sharing her pussy with the world…

Her body is that of an influencer, all fake titty and giant hips and ass cuz she’s fat…

Still more interesting than the other self promoting whores because of the whole having a famous and rich Disney sister…

Just goes to show us that being the second tier sister, always in the shadow, makes a bitch do what is seemingly crazy things, no matter how fucking normalized it may be..

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2025

20

Nov

Dua Lipa’s a Top Level Popstar in a Bikini in Rio of the Day

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Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but Dua Lipa is in Rio and Rio is the hub of tranny porn, or has been over the last 20 years….

Thanks to all the worms in their Brazilian brains, they have a lot of trannies…

Now, I’ve been saying the Albanian Dua Lipa has been a tranny for a long time….

But seeing these bikini pics in RIO of all PLACES….isn’t doing her and her muscular chest any favors.

She’s a top pop star and the demonic hollywood and their gay agenda doesn’t want you jerking off to music videos like it was the 90s anymore…

They throw this at us as their “hot chicks”…

Do better fuckers…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

20

Nov

Caylee Cowan’s Still Got Tits of the Day

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Caylee Cowan was at one time being ed around the rich guys of Hollywood.

She was also doing low level nude model shoots, with her big sloppy tits, that were far too sloppy to be 20 years old, were exposed.

She left a hugely slutty internet footprint but when her rich guy who was whoring her out decided to sell her off to an Affleck officially, they started their mission to delete that digital footprint of slutty content.

I got SO many requests to take down the idiots nude photos, including photoshoots she did for attention, all trying to level up and increase her overall value to her buyers…

It’s the rich guy’s cattle auction but with pussy….and her last name is COW…like a piece of titty meat….crazy right…

Some of the funny pictures I deleted included pictures of used condoms that were just used on her, because despite condoms being for sick people, some dudes are smart enough to use them with whores…

Well, she’s lost weight, she’s still got tits, life with Casey Affleck is clearly a good one, despite his retarded frog in his throat voice…he’s still an Affleck and that makes her story one of whoring success!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

20

Nov

Panties Under Jeans of the Day

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Here are a bunch of girls who are either on their periods, have a vaginal infection, or an outtie vagina that they don’t like rubbing up against the rugged seam of their jeans….

Because otherwise they wouldn’t be in a pair of panties under their jeans…

As a panty fetishist in a world where women no longer wear panties, seeing panties under jeans reminds me of my earlier years as a voyeur pervert, when seeing a panty strap poke out of a pair of jeans was enough to get you through the day….

The kids have no idea how easier life was when you could bust nut to a panty poking out of a pair of jeans….

They need all these complex pornographic material to survive…

Losers…

The good news is that there are still exhibitionist sluts digging through the crates of fetishes to find their perverted niche audience.

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2025

19

Nov

Dafne Keen’s Cleavage of the Day

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In really exciting news, Dafne Keen’s cleavage…

Apparently, Dafne Keen is a nerd favorite because nerds are fucking perverts….creepy fucking perverts who you would want to keep as far away from your teen daughters as possible.

It has something to do with the nerds being stunted, always stuck in their high school years, where they were rejected….

It has caused nerds with big dicks that no hot chicks in high school wanted to touch to come out on reddit and post pics of their dicks, being like “I have a big dick and the hot girl never knew, so here it is internet”…since reddit is a gay site.

It has caused nerds who have made a lot of money to show off their money in efforts to get hot pussy…because their nerd life paid off through coding or other nerd things…

Then there are the nerds who are just socially awkward half retards who were categorized as nerds, who hung with the nerds, while really just being the stinky guy who was too retarded to be accepted so he stuck with the nerds…

Either way, a group of fucking weirdos are into Dafney Keen because she was a teen star in some Marvel movie in 2018….she had no success for 6 years, so she did OnlyFans where she probably made all her money off the backs of those nerds….and then in 2024 they brought her character back for a new movie, bringing her back and giving the nerds more of her on a higher profile than a low level onlyfans profile…

So now, pics of her cleavage go viral…check it out since it’s big news…

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2025

19

Nov

Phoebe Price Has Her Tits Out of the Day

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I just referenced Phoebe Price in this BRITNEY SPEARS POST , because Britney Spears is doing a lot of the same sort of weirdness that Phoebe Price has been doing for over 20 years….

That’s not to say that I don’t think Phoebe Price is a remarkable person, or that her legacy is something to laugh at.

If anything, it’s something that should be studied in University Sociology departments around the world….instead of turning every college student into tranny communists….because before there was social media, there was a group of motivated self promoters, who would go out there and generate as much buzz as they could about themselves, because it wasn’t as simple as doing an awkward dance on TikTok that goes viral because it hits the algorithm, but instead was something that had to compel a paparazzi photographer to submit it to his photo agency to have it sold to the media.

This involved thought, creativity, work, effort. Phoebe had to map out costumes, outfits, scandals and bring them to places where the paparazzi hang out waiting for actual celebs.

She d herself with celebs, creating her own celebrity, just not one that was strong enough to carry to social media, where all these eager assholes do the same hustle…

During her decline in popularity, she would email me and was great, she never sent me tit pics….but apparently, has turned to OF, exclusive content and has revealed the tits we’ve been wanting to see forever.

She may be in her 50s at this point, or older, I mean she’s been a fixture for so long….making a career out of being at the paparazzi spots….back when the paparazzi still existed….

But I’ll still stare at the big pale ginger tits and their ghost nipples, because why the fuck not!

This is HUGE news to a fan like me, but definitely not huge news to anyone else because she’s been forgotten.

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2025

19

Nov

Britney Spears’ Dress is Too Short of the Day

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Britney Spears posted another one of her videos to pretend that she is still alive, not dead, working on her next big thing, partnering up with the Kardashians to give them clout, while securing her place on the social media machine….

She does some of the weirdest content on social media, it’s art baby, or it’s just outdated, shot on the first generation iPhone, or the kind of flip phone they give to grannies who don’t have the mental capacity to run a SMART phone…

If Britney, or the body double they are holding hostage pretending to be Britney get access to the internet, they’ll blow the cover, kill the story and cry for help in livestreams….which is what I am waiting for.

The Britney Spears being held captive all these years is one of the more interesting stories…

The fact that in her mid 40s, the super star popstar is putting out Phoebe Price level awkward dance videos is inspiring to me, because it’s hilarious and weird.

The hope is that she was meeting with the Kardashians to discuss a sex tape, because I’d have no choice by to jerk my limp dick, who aspires to be a hard dick, but isn’t as lucky as other dicks to Britney….

Apparently, it’s never too late to give the people the close up penetration videos we’ve been waiting for for decades at this point.

While we wait, we get to watch her dance, her thong lingerie content, her complaining about her dress being too short….and it all feels like a Russian bunker camgirl operation on the Human Trafficking circuit…

However, it’s Britney Bitch….

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