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2025

14

Oct

Charli XCX has Nipples of the Day

I did a quick early life check on Charli XCX where I found out that she is African. Her mother was a Muslim Indian who was expelled from Uganda during the Idi Amin regime, where she married a Scottish man with the last name McXCX…..

In the event you didn’t know, they made a movie Idi Amin called “The Last King of Scotland” because Idi Amin was into Scotland. So hearing that a Ugandan was expelled from the country only to end up in the UK where she married and bred with someone from Scotland, seems VERY suspicious…almost like an artifical, made up story.

So I’m going to assume that Charlotte, as she’s known to her friends, was actually created in a cloning lab where they create these celebrities and groom these celebrities to manipulate the minds of her audience with their music, satanic influence and occassionally their tits…

Since she is showing her tits, and if she is in fact African Muslim Indian from Africa, I’m happy to stare at her Indian Titties…like it is a cultural experience.

In fact, all titties, African, Indian or nondescript tit make all women, not just rich and famous popstars being marketed to us a lot more interesting….

Those there are FACTS friend.

Glad we experienced this together.

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2025

14

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Makes Naughty Content of the Day

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In things that I had no idea were going on in the world of celebrity, pop culture and forgotten reality stars…..

Aubrey O’Day’s straight whoring, asshole and pussy out, on the social media machine or the exclusive content machine.

She saw the money and is grabbing the money, now in her 40s….

You may not O’Day, but she was on a reality show were she apparently had sex with Diddy, to win a place in his manufactured girl group.

She later did Celebrity Apprentice, where she claims to have had sex with Don Jr.

I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice and she was actually pretty solid when it came to marketing intelligence. She know how to self promote and clearly she’s taken those lessons to being a low level porno star, one of them self produced kind.

What I’m seeing is lost opportunity, like not buying that 100 acres in your home town in the 80s that was 10,000 dollars, now selling for millions….or not investing in the stock market when you were 20 because you didn’t know about it…but the vagina version.

She was famous enough at the peak of her career, but didn’t do a sex tape that could have turned her into a Kardashian.

Instead, she waited literally 15 or more years, maybe even 18 years, it’s been a fucking long time, before pulling her big fake tits out….when no one even cares.

You see, I do celebrity bullshit very half assed but daily….and I forgot she existed, had no idea she was doing this kind of thing…which I assume means no one fucking cares and the nudes are being sent out to a handful of weirdos…

SO much money lost on her not doing the Maitland Ward, but the good news is that it is never too late and that together, we can save Aubrey O’Day like we were the OZEMPIC she’s been taking since the last time we checked in on her…

I believe in Aubrey O’Day and I appreciate her hustle…

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2025

14

Oct

No Panties of the Day

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I don’t own an establishment, but if I did, my version of the NO SMOKING sign, would be NO PANTIES.

It’d be a CHECK your panties at the door, like you’d have to check your rifle in a cowboy saloon or your coat at some fancy club or establishment that is racist against people who wear their coats inside.

The panty check desk would ideally be a kiddie pool that one could fill up with all the panties and swim through….refreshing and fragrant, just basking in the bouquet of all those panties….

Maybe the panty check desk would be my face, mouth open, ready to receive the panties, like I was a vending machine eating quarters….

That is assuming women even wear panties, which you shouldn’t, because it seems to be only something most do on their period…

The rest of the time, they just free drip them juices all over bus seats and bike seats and leggings….

So maybe we’d just have a not Pants or Panties policy at my fictional estbalishment I will never own….

Here are some NO PANTY pics to get you in the NO PANTY mood and onboard for this NO PANTY business, you should potentially INVEST in……

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2025

13

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio is Still At It of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is the top Victoria’s Secret model who reminded me of the guy from Office Space who was fired but just kept showing up to work, no one had the heart to tell her she was fired.

Her career as a VS model didn’t make all that much sense when she started pushing 40, it defied all rules we had known when it came to bikini models. They were supposed to be killed off at 30.

If Victoria’s Secret didn’t go WOKE and decide that they couldn’t use hot skinny fit bitches with fake tits in their campaigns, because they were getting cancelled and hated on social media, so they tried to knee-jerk reaction into booking fatties instead….Ambrosio would still be working for VS.

Since VS re-introduced their classic models, she probably is still working for VS…..

Even though she’s 50, she’s hugely famous, all thanks to the tits, and despite being a mom in her 50s, she’s got the bikini model titties out, it apparently works for her, so who are we to not endorse that behavior…

She’s in DUBAI, getting her fuck on, possibly on a paid job modeling, but you never know with this instagram model shit…

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2025

13

Oct

Jenna Ortega’s Titties of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is one of the top level celebrities that the industry has decided they want you to jerk off to her.

The entertainment industry decides what dopey eyed looking girl you will be conditioned to jerk off to.

It’s the power of media, propaganda, brainwashing the lemmings, the drones, the half retards attached to the feeding tube they feed you with….

The good news, she shows off her tits in push up bras, which makes the whole marketing of her, shoving her down our throat all the more tolerables.

She’s also not fat, which is a critical development, because for a while there, they were trying to make us jerk off to fatties, like some kind of lonely loser at the bar at 3 am with limited options….which we are, but we don’t need our fantasies to be that too…right.

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2025

13

Oct

Britney Spears Weirdo Dance Video of the Day

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I figure if you’re going to do one thing on Canadian Thanksgiving, Columbus Day, or Indigenous People’s Day…which all happen to be today…

It’s watch a video of Britney Spears dancing, that feels like it’s old content being repurposed because the real Britney Spears may be dead…and this is how you keep her alive on social media….

Unfortunately it’s not old content from her in her prime, because it’s awkward middle aged mom doing weirdo dances, despite being Britney Spears, a professionally trained performer….but that can be exciting too….I mean awkward middle aged moms can be a good time and are more accessible than when they were in their prime…

You just need to realize where your level of appeal lies and I can assure you that it’s never when the girl is in her prime, it’s more a Forest Gump story of when she’s been blown own with AIDS crawling back to you….and that’s ok….we take what we can get….

Britney reminds us of that.

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2025

13

Oct

Tate McRae Cameltoe of the Day

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Tate McRae wants you to look at her vagina definition in a pair of very skimpy white shorts…because at 5 foot 8, she doesn’t want you thinking she’s got balls, I guess.

It’s a transgender world, or has been for a while, so you can never be too sure.

The nice thing about it is that it makes the girls of the internet and the girls of the grocery store seemingly feel the need to jack their pants up their vagina to ensure there in a vagina.

Unless she’s just a pervert who gets off on it, which may be why she’s on the Oxygen, just coming down from it.

It’s ALL so exciting you could shit.

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2025

13

Oct

Panty Hose of the Day

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It’s Monday, which means it’s time to dress professional, or at least look at women who are dressed professionally.

I understand that people are sloppy pigs, even at banks, you’ll see some fat unionized worker in her pyjamas helping you apply for your loan, because the oppressive corporate or government world isn’t allowed to discriminate or push a dresscode.

HOWEVER, there was a time, when ladies wore pantyhose to their secretary jobs, being the gatekeeper of the office and giving you some hosiery to jerk off to.

So here’s that professionalism that you no longer get in professional settings…with PANTYHOSE…

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2025

10

Oct

Sofia Vergara’s Old Lady Tits in a One Piece of the Day

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Sofia Vergara doesn’t really appeal to me, I find her boring despite the big tits, but at least she has big tits.

The fact that she plays up her Spanish accent despite being in the USA for the majority of her life makes me think she’s pandering and lying to us, it’s like she’s putting on a performance and is some kind of fraud….which people buy into because she’s got the big tits.

I have a hard time believing that she hasn’t mastered the English language…so her act is all a lie…designed to make us out to be real fucking idiots, unles she’s a lazy idiot who didn’t bother learning English because she has the big tits and doesn’t really have to.

She’s DEFINITELY succeeded more than you’d expect and there is probably some sort of scam or storyline there, probably involving the drug trade….because these tits could have been street hooker tits, but instead they are top performing and highly paid tits.

She’s got the hustle and probably realized that with some drive and tits, a girl can do anything…

Here she is old in a one-piece….

For those of you who like to hide in the closet, whether you’re a homosexual in the closet or into her shoe collection from all her money she makes or just a creep who likes to watch women sleep from their closets, here’s some Sofia Vergara closet porn….

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2025

10

Oct

Selena Gomez Ozempic Legs of the Day

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Selena Gomez apparently did an interview with someone dying of cancer cuz she’s bald as shit.

It may have been a conversation about the CHEMO THERAPY that Selena Gomez had when she was dealing with her LUPUS that for whatever reason didn’t kill her.

Instead, it just made her get a Kidney Replacement that she harvested from her friend and groupie, who she has since written off because those organ doners can be so fucking needy. It’s like they give you the gift of life and they think they fucking own you…..

The kidney replacement and the LUPUS didn’t stop Gomez from hard drinking and getting fat, she blamed it on her the steroids they had her on to keep her alive….

Miraculously, she’s found new life, she’s about 100 pounds lighter, the tits are still there and you’d think it was OZEMPIC, or maybe they just swapped her out with a new clone, because the industry loves Selena Gomez, she’s a money maker and if Disney, her employer is going to have have clones of anyone having clones of her makes the most sense…..especially with the LUPUS.

I don’t know if SELENA GOMEZ legs are a fetish, but they are here….

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