2026
28
May
HELLO!
A small percentage of you will hate her because you hate her father…liberal blue haired outraged genderless weirdos on SSRIs…
The rest of you are reasonable people and realize that there’s a fit blonde half Eastern European in a bikini…who may be in her 40s, but that’s ok….
Bikinis bridge everything….bikini bridges may be everything…politics are stupid and boring….making your identity your politics is so silly but bikinis are not…
Posted in:Ivanka Trump
2026
28
May
There are nerds who have Kat Dennings fetishes, they find her the hottest thing to ever be on TV and they’ve now made her into a Mavel character….maybe because of her big tits, or the fact that she looks like their fat moms. I don’t know….I just know it happens…
This is a picture of her in a bikini, keeping herself cool because fat is an insulator and it can get hot foa fat chick, so stripping down in a bikini and standing in front of the fridge is their only solution, not necessarily to keep cool, but because the fridge is their happy place, the only place they know….
So fat girl in bikini by the fridge pulling out some Cream Cheese or whatever dairy product that may be…..has layers of weird fetish to it….
I don’t know when it is from, but I am sure her fans do, I just know it happened…check it out..
Posted in:Kat Dennings
2026
28
May
There was a time I would do galleries of random internet girls partaking in random fetish content, probably to push their onlyfans…
The problem with those galleries, as fun as they were, you know celebrating the average at best slut….is that these sluts were keen during COVID, but then found god, or a new strategy, or new life goals and pulled back.
So now they are paying asshole lawyers to get their images removed and it’s non fucking stop…..
So they’ve ruined the fun for everyone…
Once an eager exhibitionist self promoter trying to hit the big times, producing racy content with their assholes….now, filled with regrets becuase they never quite hit….
One of the top galleries was asshole behind thong, where I’d pretend the asshole was the gateway to the soul, because it was the unifying orifice, but I was just joking around, it’s full of shit and gross sex organ, the media just wants you loving asshole to turn you gay or fill you with parasites transmitted from shit, especially when the warmer and friendlier vagina is right next door waiting for you…..
It was good times…..
Well, Bella Hadid, skinny girl, with an inverted pussy mound is showing her skinny model ass, in a thong, where you can most likely makeout the asshole dents….
So we don’t need those amateurs, give me top rated rich kids packaged as top model asshole behind thong to celebrate gayness…and poopy dick…
Posted in:Bella Hadid
2026
28
May
Jessica Alba is pretty fucking old but she’s preserved herself pretty well because she had nothing better to do.
Sure, she’ll pretend she was raising kids and running a billion dollar business, but we know how much actual work she put into those things.
Since selling her company or stepping down as a figurative CEO, she also didn’t have to stay contractually married to the guy behind the curtain, her wizard of Oz, Cash Warren who orchestrated this whole thing while being her fanboy…
She has been rumored to be an insatiable whore in Hollywood, who fucks all the new talent that comes through, despite being married.
We can’t confirm those rumors because I don’t live in Hollywood and these aren’t my people. I’ve just heard she’s a cheater or in an open marriage that she opened because she likes opening her legs to feel something…even after all the kids…
Sh is now having sex with a younger guy, some STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK moment in 50 year old women in menopause needing new young fresh cock….to keep her witch-hole as youthful as possible, despite all the pockmarks and scars….by ABSORBING his life force and feeling like she’s not a wretched old granny ass…
Anyway, they were in Miami in bikini…getting fuck on in ocean…arrest these perverts….
He looks gay, maximizing the marketing efforts, she seems to be playing it up for the hired paparazzi….all a show…and she wore a skirt in the water instead of being asshole out….BUMMER….only not BUM ENOUGH…
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Posted in:Jessica Alba
2026
27
May
Bella Hadid seems to have hired a group of groupies to follow her around and take her pictures with excitement on a yacht, because it makes her feel good about herself.
Sure, the internet is a shitty fucking place and she probably has groupies trying to get pics and take selfies with her every chance they get, because we are sad sad people….
So in theory Bella Hadid doesn’t need to hire a group of yes-men groupies to take pics of her…but there’s something magical about being able to force them to lick your boots, or eat your feces or do other things you’d have a harder time getting away with when it is with people not on your payroll.
Anyway, she’s a very rich kid, who became a top model, despite not being hot, and has managed to become rich in her own right.
She’s in Cannes, on a Yacht, in a Bathing Suit, and since she’s a top model, you should care.
IF you find her hot, you may be gay, but since they want us to think she is hot, we must buy into the propaganda….
Her ass is eating her one piece…
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Posted in:Bella Hadid
2026
27
May
Kanye West has put his dick in some questionable shit….and some questionable dick may have been pushed up into his shit as well because he has mentioned sucking his cousin’s dick….which may not be gay since they are family…but sounds pretty gay since dick is in his mouth…which is arguably even more gay than fucking man ass…but maybe less gay than taking man in your ass…
ANYWAY, his rock bottom pussy was a Kardashian pussy, but there was a marketable upside to being with the richest and most viral personality on the internet, despite how hairy her chest may be….
He’s risen from the ashes with Bianca Censori, his employee who he fucked like he should, that’s the whole foundation of women in the work force was built on men hiring them to fuck while the wife was at home, they think it was some feminist movement, but it was really the opposite of that, a new form a prostitution…where you pay them a salary to wear their secretarial outfits and suck your dick at lunch..
ANYWAY…he fucked the staff, she follows him around like a puppy, he dresses her in a futuristic version of American Apparel clothing, and she’s got fat tits…
We call this “THANK GOD SHE IS NOT A KARDASHIAN”…
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Posted in:Bianca Censori
2026
27
May
Devin Brugman was an innovator for whores with a dream everywhere….
She was the average at best / ugly chubby girl with fat tits who figured out the way to game the internet with the simple as fuck concept of posting a bikini pic a day.
She did it with her friend, Natasha Oakley, also in these titty pics, also a whore, and together they went viral in the very early instagram days, making tons of fucking money because shockingly, dudes like bikinis no matter who is in them…SHOCKING…
They launched their own bikini brand, probably made millions there and ALL it took was posting a bikini pic a day on social media….
It’s not brilliant, it’s just a good use of tits…and apparently she still exists and so do her tits.
She must be in her 40s now, but still doing titty content because she can’t turn her back on what has given her this great life…TITTY CONTENT…
It’s shocking to think that there was a time when girls weren’t whoring on the internet to the level they whore now…especially when you’re like me and knew that every girl was a whore on the sidelines waiting for the right opportunity or for society and group think to be more accepting of the whores…
TITTY CONTENT PIONEERS….OLD TIMEY SHIT….FOUNDING FATHER TITTY right up in here…still alive and producing….
Posted in:devin brugman|Natasha Oakley
2026
26
May
I don’t really know who Olivia Rodrigo is, but apparently she’s a top level pop star that everyone loves jerking off to.
I was once talking to the grocery bagger at the grocery store who is very into music and he mentioned how hot Olivia Rodrigo was when her song popped up on the store radio. Yes, there was a grocery bagger, not all grocery stores have gone the self check out do it yourself way the consumer should have never signed up for, but did for convenience…I’ll just do it myself instead of letting a worker making minimum wage do it for me…retards…
Anyway, he told me he spent his nights watching her music videos at half speed…and I said to myself that I attract all the fucking perverts don’t I….wouldn’t it be nice if I attracted the CEOs of big companies offering me big checks….instead I get a grocery bagger on minimum wage describing his jerk off material….
So yeah, she’s mainstream, a big deal, was filming a music video in Manhattan the other day, the paparazzi captured it….
But I don’t have those pics, I instead have the panty flash going out to and dedicated to my grocery store bagger!
Posted in:Olivia Rodrigo
2026
26
May
If you’re one of those motherfuckers who cried when Michael Jackson died and there were a lot of you.
I getting slapped in human form, you know REAL LIFE, because of the way I live blogged his funeral on Twitter.
Years later, I believe the industry destroyed him and he wasn’t an actual pedo….but because you may have those kinds of tendancies, here’s Jenna Ortega, who is not a child, but plays one on TV and who is packaged as some hot piece of ass….
ALL WHILE LOOKING LIKE SHE IS MICHAEL JACKSON…
This face, is very dude like baby….
This is what Hollywood wants you thinking is hot….
I’m not seeing it, but maybe you do…cuz you’re gay in closet and like chicks with dicks!
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Posted in:Jenna Ortega
2026
26
May
I have a skinny girl fetish. The skinnier the better.
I was the kind of fat shamer and anorexia endorser, who would ask a girl if she really needed that extra bite of her food.
In a world of fat chicks, that skinny girl fetish has just become stronger because skinny girls are rare…
The skinnier the fucking better, I’m like where’s the anorexia fetish porn that used to exist before fat girls decided that skinny girls had a disorder…
Maybe they just don’t like being fat you fucks, who made them starving themselves a bad thing….
Luckily, Cindy Crawford comes from the generation of skinny models….
She raised her daughter to not ba no fatty…
Maybe Cindy Crawford has the same skinny girl fetish I do…
Anyway, Kaia Gerber is a working model and actress, thanks to her mom, nepotism, richness…which I fully endorse…use what mama gave you and maximize all them opportunities….especially in her bra.
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Posted in:Kaia Gerber
