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2026

29

Apr

Bar Refaeli Tax Evader in Underwear of the Day

Bar Refaeli skipped her mandatory IDF training year that all Israelis are supposed to be a part of, which probably makes all those anti-Israel protestors happy, knowing the tits they jerked off to when they were still men, back in the early 2000s, didn’t the one thing that the internet has made them hate…

To make it even more exciting for the people who hate Israel, Bar was caught evading taxes during her heavy money making years, forcing her mom to take the hit for her, because she’s the prized daughter who fucked Leo DiCapriot when she was a VS Model…

So as much as Israel makes the blue haired weirdos mad, Bar, who is from Israel and lives in Israel, should be the unifying force, even in her old age.

Can’t we all just get along?

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2026

29

Apr

Kate Beckinsale is Not Dead Shaking Ass of the Day

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I thought Kate Beckinsale died a year ago, back when she was hospitalized for a month, emaciated and disgusting.

She did not die, but she looked like she was dying, but then the vampire probably drank some blood.

I don’t know if she’s an actual vampire, but people treat the granny aged whore like she’s some kind of sex goddess, well into menopause.

I think there is an unwritten rule that unless you’re married to a bitch, fucking a woman who has gone through the change is the opposite of sex goddess, even if she’s skinny, botched, hacked up by whatever surgeries she’s had, as she sits in a dark basement lubricating her face and trying not to be exposed to that killer sun….

So clearly, she’s a vampire…

The weirdo attention seeker on social media did some kind of corpse dance, visible panties, which would have been hotter if we could see the undead, 300 year old granny cunt…but she had other plans for us..

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2026

29

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez’s Poissible Nipple at an Event of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some mexican stealing your jobs.

ICE hasn’t got her yet, not because of your libtard protests, where even people in Canada hold anti-ICE rallies, to remind us how fucking retarded the average internet is.

Hoping on whatever trend they can even if it geographically makes no sense since we’re different fucking countries…

ANYWAY, Gonzalez got in on the hot girl visa that all the OF whores who live in LA got in on, because if you are a published model, you can get the visa, and that visa lets you stay for 5 years while you work on finding a sucker to marry for a green card…

The American Dream…

I think she’s showing off tit, which is what you want from an eager Mexican doing the Hollywood thing she read about as a kid….

She has a crooked looking botched face, but the industry wants you to think she’s the hottest tamales in the state of California….so there you go…

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2026

29

Apr

Stella Hudgens Keeps Things Classy of the Day

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You almost have to wonder what went wrong in her upbringing that would turn her to smut production.

Was she a victim of sexual molestation like so many other “sex working” whores…..

Or was she just mentally fucked up by her sister having all the attention and no one really noticing her.

She could have probably had a decent career in Hallmark movies, or working in retail, or really anything she wanted to do because her sister could co-sign it and blow it up for her….

Instead, she got off on the thrill of the nude, realizing that sending it to random dudes off the dating apps was less fun than monetizing it.

She is definitely getting paid heavy, old ladies like Shannon Elizabeth, who no one cares about after seeing her fake tits in American Pie, are claiming to make 1,000,000 in the first week on the platform.

Her pictures haven’t even gone viral or got leaked, which means they aren’t even good.

So an active pop culture influencer like Hudgens must make SERIOUS fucking money because she’s got that social media clout cuz she’s not a boomer like Elizabeth…

She’s got the Disney integration because of her sister…

And apparently she spreads her cunt on the OF…

Her lawyers hate when we post her OF leaks, which would be funny if you donated to my legal case when they officially sue….unfortunately, I see the traffic and I know that there is not an engaged audience into the troll with me….I am in it alone….

TITS

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2026

28

Apr

Tanlines of the Day

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Summer is coming and so should you….

Unfortunately, I cringe with any cum joke or reference I make….

When people say cum, it usually disgusts me.

When I write it, it also disgusts me.

But I know that we are collectively a group of chronic masturbating losers who use the internet like it is supposed to be used, masturbation material.

So in taking on the job to curate masturbation material for all one of you, coming is kind of what this all leads to.

I should get over my hated of cum talk…..

Anyway…

Tanlines, hot, highlight the good parts you’re not supposed to see, giving our retard mind some triggers knowing clothing was once there, almost like having X-Ray vision like the nerds we are, unfortunately not the good kind of nerds who excel at life, use their aspergers to make millions, but rather the unshowered nerds that hang out with the nerds, so are labeled nerds, but lack all skills that make them nerds….

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2026

28

Apr

Heidi Klum Still Models Bathing Suits of the Day

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Heidi Klum must be a part owner in the Calzedonia / Intimissimi brand, because at 100 fucking years old, they use her as their spokesperson.

Calzedonia is a bikini brand that owns Intimissimi the lingerie brand.

It was founded by some Italian pervert billionaire…..

For those who care, Intimissimi is the brand that was behind the incest photoshoot featuring Leni Klum and mom Heidi scissoring in their lingerie for the perverts….

So now the same company has decided to use Heidi for their other brand, which is something most companies don’t do.

Which is why I think she’s part owner, or fucking the owner, or the owner is trying to get revenge on another Italian Billionaire who impregnated Heidi Klum with Leni Klum…..

I’ve analyzed this bathing suit shoot too much, it should not be about the why it happened, but rather a celebration of it happening, but then you realize she’s a 50 year old dinosaur mom of 12, and you have no choice but to go back to the why.

You see, there are hot young chicks, like Heidi was decades ago, ready to take on the bikini model workforce….

We don’t need to use the fossils left behind from that era….

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2026

28

Apr

Jayde Pollard in her Underwear of the Day

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Jayde Pollard is some up and coming Australian model who like all Australians looks like she’s in her 40s. We call it sun damage and hard living.

She’s got herself a fat enough set of tits on a skinny enough model body, so it makes up for it.

After years of fat chick models, where the only hot enough chicks you could find were trying to scam you and get your credit card number like a telemarketing scam targeting the elderly, I welcome a skinny enough chick in a thong.

Since she’s Australian, she’s living up to her heritage of being an international whore.

You see, Australia was a prison colony and the women they sent in there were designed to keep the men happy, like whores.

So it’s a colony of prisoners, workers, and whores….hundreds of years later and still slutty…except for the whole oppressive, censorship, insanity we saw from Australia in Covid, not nearly as fun or degenerate as you’d hope they’d be…

To make things even better….you can see her pussy stubble, lip, clit and TANLINES!

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2026

27

Apr

Jojo’s Titty Top of the Day

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When this site started 22 years ago, Jojo was one of those teen child stars that the perverts of the internet were jerking off to, or eagerly waiting for her to turn 18 so that they could jerk off to her.

It wasn’t entirely their fault, the media sexualized these teens and the mindless retard normie can control how he reacts to the propaganda.

Due to my obvious autism, I never really got manipulated by the media and propaganda, so I didn’t understand why Jojo was a thing that people wanted to jerk off to on her 18th birthday. If anything, I her being a bit basic and dykey.

ANYWAY, she disappeared with a black boyfriend for a long time, she made a comeback what must be 8 years ago at this point, but the last 6 years are really a blur in our timeline, so it feels like just yesterday when she decided to re-enter the pop culture entertainment industry….getting her gay fans really excited because they never gave up on the TRIPLE THREAT TEEN TALENT…..

AND….

MOST IMPORTANTLY…

She hard launched her presence on the scene with an accidental tit flash working out at home on her IG live….

ONLY TO REVEAL…she has massive tits.

Finally making herself more interesting to me…

She has since done nothing much with those tits, maybe some lingerie modeling, some bikini posing like the whores of instagram do…but nothing like the titty flash.

She just went to an event with her fat tit out in a weird top and I figure it’s not that interesting, but is anything really interesting at all in this world where we have constant harassment, abuse and distractions from this internet thing, so many tits, what’s another titty top really…so spoiled with tits.

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2026

27

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Masked Look of the Day

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Sweeney is the over-exposed, over saturated, over promoted set of tits that they’ve decided Gen Z or the internet as a whole love.

She’s blonde and has big tits, it’s been a winning formula since the dawn of time, human nature isn’t going to shift from that due to woke homo propaganda…

She’s not the hottest out there, but she’s got the tits.

She’s a little dog-faced, with ceiling eyes that make her look tired or like she’s a fetal alcohol baby. She’s potentially one of them brown paper bag types who look better masked.

Since she’s whoring herself for Bezos and their lingerie brand, cashing in on the retard audience, she produces her own kind of lingerie smut.

It seems se realizes she looks better in a mask…but unfortunately she didn’t go fully masked, because with a face like hers a MASCOT mask would be ideal…or even one of those silicone masks that could make her look like a hot chick…

Either way, she’s half naked…

AND…she knows she’s dog-faced…

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2026

24

Apr

Pig Faced Rihanna Whoring her Ass for her Panty Collection of the Day

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Rihanna has always had a stupid looking face. She had a dumb sort of look to her, like if you were to ask her a question she’d squeal back at you like an angry mute, probably while masturbating, because you know mentally handicapped are horny.

So her stupid looking face looks substantially more piggish than it has previously, WE call it the CHRISTIE TEIGEN effect…and I guess it’s the whole aging process…

She has a panty line, not in her tight pants, but an actual line of panties that she sells to the people and that made her a billionaire thanks to the retards of the internet.

If it made her a billionaire, than her pimps made more billions than she did in these scheme…..

Since she did panties as her brand, it requires her getting into panties for the content they use to push the brand, because keeping Rihanna the face is key to the success of the brand.

She is arguably not new to whoring, we have been told about her being an underage prostitute working the Karaoke bars of Barbados before being exported to the USA where a group of rich guys manufactured her into something huge….and not just physically huge, that fat ass came later, after multiple births…

She has never been that compelling or hot to me, never very talented, but they spun it and now you get to see her ass whoring product in her middle-aged, just what you were hoping for since they seem unable to find the NEXT Rihanna and continue to focus on the granny aged Rihanna….

BORING…but lingerie…on a huge pop star…LITERALLY..

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