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2022

11

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

When it comes to body empowerment or the whole body positivity movement, we’re forced to deal with the loudest voices in the room, which for the most part aren’t the majority, which is a good thing when it comes to that woke agenda that they pretend is the way of the future, but is really just a fucking joke to most people….because it’s a fucking joke…that is trying to say jokes are illegal or mean or hate speech just because we laugh at people’s ailments like man has done since the dawn of time…like if a bitch is fat, the bitch is fat and we must remind her of that everyday so that she knows her fucking worth….tinder, dating apps, hook-ups, and social media has given them a false sense of confidence, or worse, activism…where they pretend to be hyped on being lazy fucking slobs…no one is hyped on being a lazy fucking slop..it’s more a throwing the fucking towel in situation…

Anyway….when it comes to body empowerment, body positivity, not being ashamed, there are a few groups taking note off…the small titty girls saying “I HAVE SMALL TITS AND I AM PROUD”…because they do it by showing their tits and I like all tits…even ugly tits…even uneventful tits…and they do it for LABIA and BUSH empowerment…meaning girls are out here showing off their lippy cunts…being like “I AM HUMAN HEAR ME ROAR BY LOOKING AT MY LIPPY CUNT”….take that misogynists…..YOU SURE SHOWED THEM….your cunt so they can sexualize and jerk off to you like NATURE intended….like BULLYING the weak….IT IS HUMAN NATURE!

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2022

04

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are Titties too…I don’t think this is really an argument or fight worth fighting….because any real dude already knows this and most girls who have small tits know that no one has ever refused to suck and cum on said tits..if anything they did it with as much ion as they would for a sloppy set of big tits..because we’re just happy they are tits and not our fleshlight or jimmy-rigged fleshlight made out of household objects including PVC pipes, socks and some rotten lunch meats…we like small tits as much as big tits and will even try to titty fuck them knowing we’ll end up with an indian sunburn on our dicks from their breast plate….

RIGHT…

Anyway, the girls out there who think their little tits need to be big tits because girls with big tits get more views on the internet are fucking idiots…but we already know that…as the world turns into one homogenous not homosexual…but homosexual also…cookie cutter templated muppet face…EVERYONE just trying to be the fucking same, when the differences and “imperfections” according to who the fuck knows are hot….

I celebrate TINY tits and you should too…unless they are on a fat chick…than they are just disproportionate and freak me the fuck out.

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2021

28

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are wonderful, manageable, and despite getting less views on social media, because big tits are better performers…you know the big tits get the stage show with the spotlight on them…while the small tits are the understudy who may never quite make it but that doesn’t mean they aren’t as talented…they are just harder to see from the balcony seats….the tiny tits are the benchwarmers…the big tits the star and the tiny tits sometimes think that big tits will make them better…forgetting that big tits sag the fuck out, nipples to the stomach, oftentimes gross, unmanageable and sloppy…while the tiny tits have LONGEVITY.

I guess that makes no sense, but we’re talking tiny tits being statistically hotter than big tits, but good big tits, the rare breed of tit, makes girls think their tiny tits have less value…and that’s not true…they’re hot…this is proof.

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2021

21

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

All I want for Christmas is some Tiny Tits.

Like bush, I’ve been a huge fan of the tiny tits for as long as I can , and I laugh at dudes who call me gay for it, because for some reason they think hot manageable tits are what little boys have, which I guess is something they should talk to their therapists about…fucking weirdos…

From my perspective, hot bodies come with more manageable sized tits, and big tits are risky….sloppy…sometimes disgusting and attached to pig ladies…sure nice big tits are great…but if you were to go to the casino, line up a bunch of girls in sweatshirts, you’d end up with a hotter naked girl if you went with the smaller girl 99 percent of the time.

I guess it is the safe choice, for the conservative risk averse…

I am into all tits, big tits, shit tits, sloppy tits, uneven tits, weird nipples, nice nipples…I’m even into fake tits, despite hating fake tits, because I can only hate tits so much…which is not very much…

But this is about ACTIVISM…this is our INSURRECTION on the people attacking the small tits, making girls think they are less appealing because of them, pressuring them to get fake tits….even though I am all for making girls feel insecure so they are easy and more willing to fuck….JUST not through their tits….

FOCUS on other things that they could be insecure about, like dick sized clits or saggy labia…or BLOWN out assholes…BUT LEAVE THE TITS ALONE.

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2021

14

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are TITTIES too…

I am so tired of girls feeling inadequate about their tit size and not their jean size, because there seem to be a lot of fat girls out there walking around like they aren’t fat, while a lot of small tit girls are saving up to butcher their tits to insert poisonous sacks of shit in their tits, that will likely give them cancer and other horrible toxic shit, all because they think big tits are important to have..

What they don’t realize is that fake tits don’t impress anyone, it’s like leasing a car or some shit, NO ONE CARES, we only get excited by BIG natural tits on a small frame because they are RARE…and deserve to be celebrated…which is why so many big titty/natural titty girls have WON at life with their tits….

While the fake tit is a giant whatever….so just be like these girls and be proud of smaller tits, even if they don’t get as many views on your TIKTOK, they are substantially hotter than all fake tits, most big natural tits….but I am someone who like all tits…because that’s what BEING a pervert is all about….

Life is not scrolling for the best porn to cum to…it’s about adapting to what you are given and CUMMING to that…so small tits, or big tits, real tits or shitty fake tits, we as survivors can adapt…because they are all hot if you’re letting us look at them…even when they aren’t…or even when they are shitty aftermarket that I hate…they’re still tits and that overrides it all!

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2021

07

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

As someone who fucks down on their luck street hookers in the internet era of sex workers….meaning anyone willing to do some good old fashioned whoring are going to do it from the comfort of their own crackden on the neighbor’s wifi or their data plan from their discount cell phone provider…so the girls still street whoring are so down on their fucking luck, homeless and phoneless, half dead zombies really…and for the most part they have no real tits, because their body’s already gone through their fat reserves.

MEANING…I like small tits as much as I like big tits…and seeing girls get clown tits from hot small tits is a crime against tits….

Which is why I celebrate small tits and the women proud of them as they should.

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2021

30

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t consider myself a misogynist because I just fucking love all pussy….

The feminists may prefer if I say that I fucking love all womyn or whatever they are calling them these days…BIRTHING PEOPLE maybe…I am sure there’s some idiot intellctual being funded by the demons in charge coming up with insane ideologies they want to push on us….

I am not saying that I have masculine energy, or that I’m some kind of alpha because I doubt I even have testosterone, but I just fucking love girls….another word you can say to the feminists…or worse..the normies who have brainwashed by the feminists…

So in loving all women, just that girl energy…maybe it is their pheromones, their fertility, the fact that women are the single most important creatures on the planet who bring us life and are hot.

I think I am the opposite of a misogynist, I just hate people who are trying to reprogram ladies to not be ladies and men to not be men…

I also think it’s too bad that the system, or TikTok is abusing girls into thinking that big tits are everything, the only thing that matters, in their content and low level sex work, that would usually be a last resort, but is now the first option in money making and monetizing.

So girls with hot little tits that any dude into ladies would be into cuz they are tits, are feeling insecure about their tits, cuz the big tits on TikTok get 1000 times more views, that’s because communist AI is trying to destroy your society and spirit…terrible times….but I appreciate these empowered tiny tits putting it out there for those of us out here who LOVE this and find tiny tit beautiful…

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2021

23

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I think the weirdest thing to happen at the top of the Pandemic, I am not sure if it was because of 5G mind controlling the ladies out there, or if it was just the media, but it was like within a month of being locked down, so many girls got out there selling nudes on OnlyFans…

I know that it has been a slow burn, you know cam girls and porn chicks have always been selling nudes since the dawn of time, but a month into the pandemic, everyone bored at home figured they’d get naked on the internet…

It’s not a bad thing to a pervert like me…I mean the more tits the merrier…and obviously I’ve seen getting naked on the internet as a viable business…but to see it be the goto job for a girl who would otherwise head to college….or work at the mall or the ice cream shop or a summer camp…but instead they just get naked on the internet from home…

The problem is that it leads to laziness, excess, and the fall of society, but who cares about any of that, SEND NUDES…has become SELL NUDES…and everyone’s on it…MORE NUDES….even when there are too much nudes…

The point is that small tits, like big tits, are hot.

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2021

16

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

In these parts, the titty is solely judged by its nipple and not its size. I call it almost inclusive, because I don’t give a fuck about a tit size so long as it is a tit, but not quite inclusive, because there are some freakish fucking nipples out there, that luckily are less obvious, or prelavant on the the smaller tits, because they aren’t stretched the fuck out, but instead in compact and amazing form….

The nipples make the titty….

So here’s our weekly small titty round-up to remind the small titty girls who don’t realize their tits are worthy, that their tits are worthy…

Sure some hick bro out there, probably the one dude who reads this site, lost in the 90s….is like “LITTLE TITS ARE FOR FAGS”….but I do this for myself, not for you, and myself likes small tits on skinny chicks better than the alternative. IT IS ALL ABOUT ME around here…you know….since I’m the drunkenstepfather or some shit I am humiliated by but can’t escape so might as well just keep going on this hamster wheel of titty hell.

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2021

09

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

When it comes to tits, you have to approach it like a neglected new born baby, the kind left in a dumpster at Prom, or in the corner of the crackden like that baby in Trainspotting, where that you instinct to suck on a tit, is so fucking strong, in part because you’re malnourished and neglected, so that any tit that comes your way is good enough.

I have always been totally open minded to all tit sizes and as it turns out, I think I am a better person for it.

Not necessarily the kind of virtuous ideologies that the woke have, where they feel if you don’t agree with them on their causes, they want them all to die….but you know for the sake of their cause….

Meaning, I don’t think I am a better person for loving all tits, ALL TITS WELCOME in my store I call my basement masturbation station…because I believe in inclusivity when it comes to tits.

I also think tiny tits have more personality, carry themselves better and are a better roll of the dice lottery win when you get a set of tits in your face….because big tits can go south fast….but still good to suck on…you know when you’re a starving baby on a mental level, you’ll suck on any tit…

TAP INTO YOUR YOUTH OLD MAN!

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