I was looking at a set of fat tits busting out of either a bikini top or crop top while sitting on a patio the other day….and I thought to myself, these people have no idea that in a few weeks, the government is going to be sending out polics and cadets out to check their papers like it’s Nazi over a bullshit virus that they’ve used fear mongering to put in rules and shut down businesses….YES I talk about this all day….I figure I’m on a sinking ship of a site, so go down with the ship with my fucking opinion clearly fucking stated….not to mention we’re on a sinking ship of a society…

But yeah, looking at the big tits, I thought, those look fun, big tits are great, but I ed that medium sized tits and small tits are great too…you don’t need to have big tits to use the tits, and even the flattest chested girls out there, so long as their nips are fem nips and not dude nips, can still be sucked on like they are big tits…

So I want all tits shown, no matter the size and I want all titty girls of tits of all size to not feel pressured into getting fat tits…cuz there’s more to life than big tits, like ANY TITS….since ALL TIT LIVES MATTER…

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I don’t know about you, but I like tits. I think tits are a wonderful thing to stare at until both parties feel awkward. I think tits are friendly even when their host body is not. I think tits are spiritua, like the kind of thing you could pray to and expect nothing but great things from, you know there’s no evil in tits, not even ugly tits or hot tits that want nothing to do with you, except maybe to grab your money to finance their titty life. I even like the function of titties because if I’m in a doomsday bunker, you best be sure I’ll have some lactating bitch I’ve abducted to provide the dairy….they smell better than cows and are more fuck to suck on than utters.

In loving tits, treating tits like my spirit guide, I can say, small tits are titties too and you should give them the attention they deserve because guess what….THEY ARE TITS.

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I will say that living in this braless society of tight shirts, the level of titty you get to see on a daily basis is pretty amazing…but I guess you have to leave your house for that….

So if you’re one of those pussies scared to leave the house because of some fucking virus, instead of being a man and taking that virus by the balls and ripping them off, in a mind over matter, “YOU WON’T KILL ME COVID”….but you’re too much of a bitch for that….so you just sit at home and masturbate in your parent’s house or a house you pay for from government handouts cuz it is easy, or maybe you just work from home like the lucky…getting paid the same to jerk off all day…just not on zoom meetings, that’ll get you fired…

If you’re a stay at home, scared of the virus, mask wearing on walk loser, you get your fair share of tits on the internet too….

We’re suffocating in tits….too many tits to stare at…tits in every direction…you can’t escape them tits….

So here are some girls who say they have tiny tits, to remind you that a handful or less of tit, even if it’s just a fem-nipple on a chest of a woman, not a tranny on hormones, is a magical fucking thing….

If you’re only into big tits, you’re not man enough to read this site, cuz small tits have as much to offer, lots of personality and they only suck when they are on fat chicks, while big tits, are the only thing good about fat chicks, and I hate fat chicks..NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED in this club house…even though fat chicks is all you’re left to fuck and I am talking the real fucking fat chicks….on the Gilbert Grape mom level of fat…now that fat has been normalized by a society who loves CONSUMPTION and CONSUMERISM….”EAT ALL THE BAD FOOD, WE WILL NORMALIZE YOUR OBESITY BY OFFERING YOUR CLOTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT IS NOT FOR THE OBESE”….

Point being, tiny tits, don’t inject plastic in your tits, do it for the marine life…do it cuz small tits are hot too.

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Small breasts are not like small penises, you know, useless…because having an innie penis is pretty humiliating, something to be shy of, even if you take ownership of it in a self deprecating way by telling everyone you meet how small your dick is, which can end up as a tactic to get laid because you’ve sold the small penis well enough for women to want to test it out to see how small it really is, until realizing it’s really fucking small….

Small breasts are not like small penises because they don’t miss out on functionality, meaning, a small dick is useless in a bunch of positions a bitch may like, leaving her unsatisfied and although being fine for anal, even the gays want nothing to do with small penis, leaving you alone to your own chronic masturbating devices….and even when the women say it’s ok, that they aren’t size queens, you know they wish you had a bigger dick….

Small breasts aren’t less functional, less attractive to look at, not even less fun to cum on, so all this small tit propaganda that small tits are bad, that small tits should be killed by cutting them open and putting ziploc sandwich bags full of salt water or gel is the answer, because some losers in your elementary school who hadn’t hit puberty yet, called you FLATTY FLATTY 2×4…or other creative small breast jokes…that these women carry into adulthood…thinking their tits don’t matter, are irrelevant, and are ugly for not being big…

Yes, big tits are fun to look at, stare at, play with, but small tits can be as fun, they still have all the key parts….

So I like to showcase small breasts, for small breasts out there to know it’s ok, to know that although smaller, that doesn’t mean they are subpar or useless, cuz we are men and can find a use for all small tits we meet….

So empower small tits instead of fat chicks. Thanks.

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I have a hard time believing that girls are really insecure about anything anymore especially their tit size.

I think everyone hates themselves at their core and are looking for validation on social media, but since everything’s been sexualized and empowered, from amputations to port-wine-stains to other ailments like Herpes and who the fuck cares….they run with everything that could be seen as a negative…from Fatness to Skinniness…to foot fungus..everyone’s out trying to find a hook to monetize and build their personal brand so they don’t have to ever work cuz dudes will pay to see the nude…..and working with what they’ve got is a more impressive story than getting jacked up like all the other bitches…

But I have since the dawn of time known that breast implants were an attack on our freedoms that would confuse women into thinking they should kill their tits and inject sacks of chemicals in their body all to fill out their dresses better…and that was a totally misuse of marketing that made many tit doctors very rich….but made girls come across as insecure losers who hate themselves…

Which is why it is so important, especially now that everyone is more insecure than ever and more into the acceptance of plastic surgery than ever….to remind you that TINY TITS are hot, they come on tighter packages, they are statistically nicer to look at than big sloppy tits, and they deserve their place in the world….so the tiny tits.

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Here are some tiny tit girls celebrating their small tits by showing them to you, in an empowered, small tit, celebration of tit, cuz tits, regardless of size are still tits, so long as they’re on a chick…or a dude pretending to be a chick for clout…all jacked up on hormones….because even in this gender inclusive world of ONE GENDER…man boobs aren’t the same as tits, even when they are bigger than tits, cuz we’re all fat fucks thanks to being put in front of screens like mindless idiots and fed shitty food.

I endorse small tits, I find them to be hotter, more compact, good things in small packages, plus there’s a direct correlation to a tighter body than the bigger titty counterparts…

Some of these tits aren’t even that small by my standards, I’d even call some of them big, just not American Made, Sloppy and Obese big….that you’re all used to.

The point is, stop empowering fat chicks, start empowering tight bodied skinny chicks…they’re better..yes, not everything is EQUAL…despite what your delusions want to believe…SOME things are better than others…deal with it….

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

I say the same fucking thing about tiny tit tuesday, which unlike Titty Tuesdays on other sites, isn’t about the biggest and baddest boobs being used on the internet for attention, it’s about empowering TINY TITS and the women who own them, because Tiny Tits are as amazing as big tits, usually more often than not, the tiny tit is actually text book better than big tits on all fronts, from nipple size, placement, and perkiness, where big tits can be fucking terrifying, intimidating, hard to manage and control….

I don’t think every tiny tit girl is against her tiny tits, a lot of girls hate breast implants and the idea of being so fucking lame that they need to go under the fucking knife to get the tits they think will make them the most money possible, despite eating organic, and being vegan, and anti-plastic, they’re like ‘DON’T USE PLASTIC STRAWS THEY KILL TURTLES”….but I’ll put that shit inside my fucking body…cuz it makes me hotter…fucking inconsistent fucks…

But yeah, I think a lot of tiny tit girls are proud of their small tits and I’m proud at these small tits for showing us this amazingness…

SAVE THE TITTIES and the SEA TURTLES you activist whores…

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Tiny Tits are amazing, all tits are amazing, but Tiny Tits a pack a big punch, or can pack a big punch, even when they aren’t big, cuz they are tits…

What I mean by that is that girls may think having big tits makes the whole experience more thrilling for a man, but I’ll say that we get equally excited by being flashed any tit, the bigger the tits get doesn’t really directly correlate to the level of excitment…big tits doesn’t mean big excitement, all tits means big excitement, big tits that are nice may mean bigger but not proportionately bigger excitement…

If you’re a dude, you know what I mean…

Big tits are best used by fat girls to try to compete in a world where fat girls are seen as cross…the occasional unicorn big tit on a small frame happen…but if you were a conservative risk averse kind of motherfucker, the small tits will statistically be better…

I think it’s important for you to tell every small tit girl you see that small tits are great, they may get you arrested for sexual assault, but it’s the activism I think is important, to stop women from getting plastic injected into their tits, creating inflammation, mold and all kinds of other gross issues all for a big tit that is basically irrelevant, especially since you can just photoshop your tits like everyone else does….

This has been my weekly tribute to small tits…an ode to the itty bitty titty.

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I am a tiny tit er, I’d be a tiny tit ambassador, but I got some huge fucking tits and not in a good way, you know being a middle aged man and all…I could use some tiny tit energy to make me look a little less like a middle aged mom in a tank top and no bra whenever I leave the house…

I think tiny tits are substantially better than big sloppy tits, they pack a big punch and are far more manageable on all fronts…they hang better, they make the host body look tighter and more athletic…unless it’s a fat chick with tiny tits but my life philosophy is NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….so when I talk about anything, except big tits, that are historically something fat chicks misappropriate…and confuse for being “hot”….cuz they are large…I mean if I had a bitcoin for every fat girl I’ve seen in a push up bra at a bar trying to confuse drunk guys to fuck them…I’d have a lot of bitcoins and I wouldn’t be here doing tiny tit posts…OR MAYBE I WOULD….

My biggest life regret is not being a bitcoin billionaire…I was on the internet, where the fuck was I when I could have made 100,000,000 dollars for 1,000 dollars…WHAT a fail…

But tiny tits, and ing tiny tits, is critical to save dumb girls following the bullshit instagram filters and photoshop jobs, leading to hack themselves up to insert plastic in their tits while rying about plastic straws and single use plastic…

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Tiny Tits are titties too..

I don’t know why I am a small titty fetishist, maybe I’m a queer, or maybe I think small titties are hotter than big titties cuz they look better naked….at least statistically….

You will find many more hot small titties than you will find hot big titties….and the package the small titties come on are typically hotter than the fat bodies that big tits come on….

I never subscribed to fucking fat chicks with big tits for their tits…but I know people who were all about that life…not caring that fat chick tits are usually the sloppiest of the big sloppy tits…unless they have small tits…in which case they should kill themselves…nothing crazier than a fat girl with small tits…a fate worse than death…

I was always more into tight packages and small tits come to those who wait…or on tight packages….and I’ve always been against cutting off the tits to insert plastic baggies filled with toxic shit to make the titties bolt on circular weirdness of instagram…

I and empower empowered small tits..here’s the round-up….

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