Tiny Tits aren’t just “Titties Too” they should be the basis, the foundation, the blue print, the outline, of all tits…because big tits are just small tits that got fat from too much hormone filled chicken and dairy…or genetics…but I prefer chemicals in the foods we let these overlords feed us…which the only positive is the big tits, even this story is about small tits…cuz small titty lives matter…that’s my organization…we don’t burn down cities…we just suck titties…that’s the slogan…pretty brilliant…amazing I am still a degenerate blogger…what is a blog even? Do they still exist…I’d feel shame if I could…trust me.

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I probably don’t have to tell you this, because I tell you this every Tuesday and it’s my only angle, and it’s not fucking rocket science, but I’ll say it again, because that’s what we do in these parts..we repeat and expect diminishing return…you know no one gave a fuck my last 40 TINY TIT posts, where I say “TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO”….and where I try to NORMALIZE tiny tits for all those girls out there being brainwashed to think Tiny Tits Suck….because BREAST IMPLANTS happen every day, and they really shouldn’t…I mean bitches be “I don’t use plastic straws, but I got plastic inserted in my chest cavity, because I like to fill my bathing suits better”….polluting the world when you die and rot…while polluting yourself with foreign objects like some kind of freak….and then there’s the dudes who are jealous girls on Instagram get all the attention and get to be the best sugar babies, cutting off their dicks and getting top surgery, like the weirdest and permanent halloween costume…all looking like a Kardashian…because the Kardashians started out as dudes…and I’m just here to say, tiny tits look good, they are hot, they are on hotter bodies than big tits 90 percent of the time, they are manageable, they are still tits, they have nipples in the right spot, nipples of the right size, so stop pushing this BIG TITS MATTER shit, cuz we already know that…we don’t need a staged police killing that was paid to go viral since nothing goes viral unless they want it to go viral to know big tits matter…but the small tits get left in the dust and forgotten…they are the WHITE MAN of tits…in this era of WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY….cuz of Critical Race Theory where everything is considered racist because society as we know it was built by the white man with racist intentions or some nonsense…..only about tits…

I don’t know what I am saying, but I like small tits.

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Tiny Tits are titties too…and they need to be apprecaited, loved, told they are worthy, told they are statistically hotter than big tits cuz most big tits are fucking nasty on nasty bitches, while tiny tits come with tighter bodies…

And there’s no bigger threat to humanity ….Not the manmade viruses, no UFO sightings that the military claim they don’t understand, no food shortages, internment camps, vaccine ports, racism….and all the other things the media shove down our throats to terrify us and disrupt our days instead of letting us chill….than the breast implant…and I’m talking the bolt on, disgusting basketball stapled to the chest that NEVER needed to happen because girls are confused and this TITS get hits, which they do…I mean without tits Em Rata would just be a dog faced monster….and Kate Upton would be some fat chick with no tits….but the truth is there are many hotter women than both those vile cunts without the tits, who don’t need the tits, so let’s celebrate the tits…

They are a gift, much like when I woke up this morning and saw that a girl was for whatever reason shaving her pussy next to the dumpster behind my building…sometimes life gives you lemons, other times, it gives you a girl with a pink bic razor, literally shaving her cunt with her skirt jacked up behind a dumpster….and that’s the magic that is LIVING…right?

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My new hobby is jerking off to stories about women who have got their breasts removed due to cancer or the potential cancer causing gene like they were Angelina Jolie, because it’s a thing women do to avoid the inevitable breast cancer they are genetically predisposed to, or at least mitigate the risk by preemptively removing the areas that cancer would attack….you know I just used mitigate and preemptive in a sentence…and they say I can’t write…those are fuckign DICTIONARY level words people and I used them ALL ON MY OWN…

But yeah, so these women cut off their tits, sacrifice them, say goodbye to them, only to get reconstructive surgery, which you should read as “TIT JOBS”…by getting implants and tattooed nipples….and there’s one brand of implant that’s been linked to causing cancer since putting PLASTIC,…to root of all evil that is destroying ALL of us on a genetic level and turning us all gay and hormonally imbalanced…directly into your body only for it to shock your system…all for a set of rockin’ hard tits…

So they cut the tits off, to avoid cancer, only to put cancer causing implants into their tits….that they now have to remove to get replace with the non cancer causing implant…and all that titty talk just gets me hot and bothered…even under such unfortunate circumstances and life choices..

So to that I say, we really need to empower the important things, like small tits, because they are the victims in all this, I mean not really the whole predisposed to cancer thing, but the whole pressure of having big tits, which is a cancer of its fucking own….when TINY TITS can be as hot, probably more hot statistically than big tits, at least on a percentage basis….more hot small tits than hot big tits out there…

So that’s why I these small tit girls showing off their small tits cuz they are hot and they know it…

If you or someone you know wants implants…don’t do it.

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Tiny Tits are amazing every day, not just on Tuesdays, it’s just that I do a round up of Tiny Tit women who are proud of their tiny tits, which I think is an important cause when I hear shit like girls on TikTok taking fat pills to get fat asses like Kardashians, or 16 year old girls getting tit implants with their parental consent for their instagram feed…I guess better than cutting dick off…or taking hormones to be the opposite gender they want to be because that’s something far weirder that getting a set of tits…but the truth is that smaller tits are statistically hotter, so there’s a better chance of finding good small tits than good big tits cuz good big tits can have so many things go wrong…while good small tits just come stock with the small tits and bad small tits are more rare than bad big tits…it’s science just believe me…you dumb fuck titty addicts..

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I would describe myself as someone who has zero interests, ions, hobbies…I don’t campaign for anything, I am not an ambassador or advocate for anything, I mean like most people out there, I am a waste of space that doesn’t offer the world anything….but if I was to be an ambassador or advocate…it wouldn’t be for vaccines, race issues, climate change, or really anything the world deems important….I wouldn’t be pushing brands or skinny teas…I’d just be pushing for natural tits…and not just big naturals which are always fun…but also tiny tits cuz real tits matter….and seeing all these bitches chop themselves up for no fucking reason or in hopes of some instagram clout or whatever is tragic….it’s insecurities created by other women based on assumptions that men are only into big tits…when the truth is that men, at least straight men, are just into girls…of all shapes, sizes, and vaginas….no dude actually cares as long as the girl is cool, puts out, or gets naked…so stop saying we give the negative body expectations…because we call some bitches fat…if they’re fat then they’re fat…doesn’t mean we won’t fuck em….or marry em….and the best thing about tiny tits is that they are usually on someone who isn’t that fat…so…there’s that.

Not quite a ion, interest, or hobby…by TINY TIT LIVES MATTER and we should probably make t-shirts, start a Non-Profit, get some of that Hilary Clinton and Bill Gates money to the cause and buy mansions with the money in the process!

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One of my personal missions that I put basically no effort into besides this weekly post that is probably diluted because I also post “TITTY DROPS” on Thursdays which are typically fat tits…where I talk about how much I like fat tits and if you’ve got fat tits you gotta use them to your advantage…because it’s a talent in and of itself that will draw in that audience because we’re triggered by big tits thanks to having been wired to seek tits as babies…that instinct doesn’t die…it just gets redirected from FOOD SOURCE to getting off…

Anyway, my praise and appreciation for big tits and their ability to use those big tits to monetize and make dreams come true shouldn’t discount my love and appreciation for smaller tits, because for the most part…smaller tits are hotter, on hotter bodies and in an era of hating fat people and the normalizing of fat people since fat people died of COVID and caused all the lockdowns so they are the enemy…even if I am a fat person….

I don’t buy into the propaganda this is body positivity, because the ONLY body positivity is one that involves being POSITIVE to your body and being fat or proud of being fat is not actual positivity, that’s just lazy and delusional…

So yeah, small tits on smaller bodies, make for tighter packages in an era of avoiding fat….because it kills…

So empower them to keep them around…since there’s not much worse than a nice small tit being slaughtered to get implants to become a basketball bolted on a tit…

This is that empowering…of something that DESERVES to be empowered and not because it YELLS the loudest on twitter…but because small tits have value too.

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I like to celebrate Tiny Tits, because Tiny Tits are hot, usually on a hot body, with a hot ass, unless it’s the fat chick with Tiny Tits who is really just a genetic practical joke, even in this Don’t Shame Me, Body Positivity Era those empowered fatties know they are fatties and that they aren’t hot and that if they don’t have tits they are irrelevant fat people because the only redeeming quality of a fat chick is her tits…and I guess maybe her dick sucking abilities but those have likely dwindled now that they get laid like hot chicks thanks to dating apps…

THERE was a time that fat girls gave the best head…maybe the oral fixation that got them fat in the first place or the excitement of having a dick in their mouth when typically ignored by dicks….because dicks were only into them when drunk enough at 3 am after the bars closed…but now they are all “I’m hot, look at me in this bikini”…when back then they didn’t make bikinis in that size…AS THEY SHOULDN’T…

Point being, this isn’t about fat chicks, it’s about tiny tits, and tiny tits are as hot as big tits, size really doesn’t matter when it comes to tits, and any girl out there feeling shame about her manageable nicely shaped little tits is just bullshit insecurity….

So the empowering has been misdirected to gross fat chicks, when it should be directed at hot girls with small tits so that they don’t get fake tits…

SAVE SMALL TITS…that my kind of activism.

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Tiny Tits are titties too.

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I don’t think we’re in an era where everyone things that bigger is better, it’s not the 90s and Pam Anderson isn’t the mold that every bitch is trying to fit into in efforts of being desirable to men, or their “hottest”….

I do think that we’re in an era of everyone being an annoying fuck trying to monetize and commodify themselves…like “I am a personal brand”…where the Kardashians are their idols…and that’s probably a lot fucking scarier…

So we’ve got all these fucking muppets with fake asses and fake faces…looking like some clown shit….but SMALL tits still have their niche because some of these idiots are fine with injections, just not with actual surgery so that they can lie when people ask if they’ve had work done, when clearly they’ve had work done…..it’s all part of these trying to be a personal brand and commodify themselves….you know hosting podcasts and telling us about products we don’t need…in the weirdest second life imaginable…but they see other girls getting attention so they go for it…

Since everyone is this selfie, narcissistic fuck, a lot of girls do end up getting tits, I guess they think the small tits are the reason they fucking suck and aren’t at Kardashian level, plus they can’t take bikini selfies with as much confidence….so small tits are still being KILLED off…

So I do this post to the small titty girls who are still out here getting naked, looking for love in all the wrong places, or at least looking for a career that involves not working, because selling nudes pays…but at least they haven’t jacked their tits up with balls of plastic…don’t they know anything about the environment….it takes 1,000,000 years for a breast implant to biodegrade….think of all the SEA turtles getting choked up by TITTY after all these bitches die and their implants seep into the ocean…..

Point being….Small tits are hot, they come on tighter packages and I am all about a tight small titty body…natural…is the only way….all ou ugly bitches seem to forget that in you’re cookie-cutter attempt to be hot…

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