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2021

30

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t think we’re in an era where everyone things that bigger is better, it’s not the 90s and Pam Anderson isn’t the mold that every bitch is trying to fit into in efforts of being desirable to men, or their “hottest”….

I do think that we’re in an era of everyone being an annoying fuck trying to monetize and commodify themselves…like “I am a personal brand”…where the Kardashians are their idols…and that’s probably a lot fucking scarier…

So we’ve got all these fucking muppets with fake asses and fake faces…looking like some clown shit….but SMALL tits still have their niche because some of these idiots are fine with injections, just not with actual surgery so that they can lie when people ask if they’ve had work done, when clearly they’ve had work done…..it’s all part of these trying to be a personal brand and commodify themselves….you know hosting podcasts and telling us about products we don’t need…in the weirdest second life imaginable…but they see other girls getting attention so they go for it…

Since everyone is this selfie, narcissistic fuck, a lot of girls do end up getting tits, I guess they think the small tits are the reason they fucking suck and aren’t at Kardashian level, plus they can’t take bikini selfies with as much confidence….so small tits are still being KILLED off…

So I do this post to the small titty girls who are still out here getting naked, looking for love in all the wrong places, or at least looking for a career that involves not working, because selling nudes pays…but at least they haven’t jacked their tits up with balls of plastic…don’t they know anything about the environment….it takes 1,000,000 years for a breast implant to biodegrade….think of all the SEA turtles getting choked up by TITTY after all these bitches die and their implants seep into the ocean…..

Point being….Small tits are hot, they come on tighter packages and I am all about a tight small titty body…natural…is the only way….all ou ugly bitches seem to forget that in you’re cookie-cutter attempt to be hot…

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2021

23

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

the tiny tits community of tiny tits because tiny tits are not inadequate tits like they are marketed by the mainstream media, they are more compact, full of personality,tits that are probably the way tits are supposed to be if you all weren’t so fat….

I like Tiny tits as much as nice big tits, but statistically, tiny tits are nicer than big tits, because nice big tits have too many things working against them, like how saggy or fat they are, how saggy or fat the host body is, how big or downward pointed the nipples are, while nice tiny tits are far more manageable…and don’t really have the chance to have nasty big nips aiming to their feet…but rather a perkiness..

So fight this war on Breast Implants and tell all the tiny tits you meet or see that you’re a fan of all they have to offer, unless they are on fat chicks, because small tits on fat chicks is a curse, since the only redeeming quality of a fat girl is fat tits…

All this to say….EMPOWER small tits by looking at ALL these SMALL tits.

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2021

16

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

If you read the site, you’ll know I like all tits, but tiny tits in particular because they are easier to manage, more wholesome and typically look better than the average big tit……cuz the average big tit is sloppy and statistically is attached to the average big tit girl who usually has a big everything else…and if she doesn’t…she likely will eventually…

I don’t think hating on tits is really the objective of tiny tits, I don’t need to shame big tits, because some of my favorite tits are big tits, it’s just that a smaller tits come with hotter bodies and smaller tits get KILLED every day by girls who don’t realize that small tits are good….so like a clothing company using fat girls to sell leggings to skinny girls but still letting fat girls in on the fun…I celebrate the tiny tit every tuesday..

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2021

09

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It may have been internation women’s day yesterday, but I celebrate women every fucking day, even if the general I used to get about the site was that I was some creepy pervert misogynist woman hater, that’s really never been the case, or as the woke would say “that was never my truth”…because I do call women whores or disappointments, and I do think that fat chicks are gross, because they are only fat out of self abusive behaviors, rather than sorting it the fuck out, so I like to think I am here to celebrate women being the best versions of themselves by staring at their tits…

What people seem to forget is that I just post pics they post of themselves, so any perversion stems from the creator, I’m just the observer…

I also don’t think telling women to do better is a bad thing, because I do think women are capable of anything, but due to laziness, become whores selling nudes on only fans, so maybe women are the real women haters, if you talk to any woman they always hate each other….and people celebrating hot chicks, calling out fat chicks getting too much attention for being fat, like some kind of freakshow of modern times, when they should be getting on a diet…is celebarating women…

Well, part of being a woman is having tits, and part of being a woman is feeling insecure about having small tits, even if they are more practical and easier to manage, so I am here to and empower the small tits, cuz I find small tits hotter than big tits, big tits are too much of a dice roll, and hotter bodies come with small tits, so if you’re looking to cut off your tits, not cuz you’re trans but because you want to go bigger knowing you’ll make more on your only fans, this is my protest to you….or my outreach…to remind you that SMALL tits matter…and SMALL TITS are hot…so show us your small tits instead – like these girls…

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2021

02

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I’ve done enough Tiny Tit content over the years for you to know that I like small tits, I find them hotter than big tits, I think they are more manageable and have the same effect as big tits, and more importantly, the body they come on is typically one you’d like to see naked, because big tits are sloppy and the hot bodies with big tits always grow into the tits…just ask Kate Upton and Jennifer Love Hewitt, two examples of tiny or small enough body big tit girls who done grew into their tits..there are others…..because big tits after 30 are risky tits…metabolisms slow down and shit…

ANYWAY…tiny tits are also something tiny tit girls show off as much as big titty girls since they are still tits…at least those who realize what they got is good…the ones who slaughter their small tits to put bags of plastic in their tits…while only eating organic…are the idiot small tits…while the hot bodied other small tits don’t bother with bras and thus show a lot more of their tits than the big titty girls who just focus on the cleavage….giving us a much thorough titty experience even if the volume of the tit is less.

So here I am championning small tits cuz they are great….and you should like them too.

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2021

23

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny tits don’t always mean tiny bodies, or tiny vaginas for your tiny dicks, sometimes tiny tits are on large bodies an it’s fucking weird….but they are still tits..and tits matter..

My theory on the TINY TITS thing is that a girl with tiny tits with statistically have a tighter body which as far as I’m concerned, since I am a “NO FAT CHICKS” kind of guy when it comes to internet smut, but a “ONLY FAT CHICKS” when it comes to everyday life because the hot skinny girls have other options, and really the fat ones have other options now too because of the whole inclusivity things, so thankfully, I’m impotent and it’s a “No Chicks’ policy….I can blame on COVID…unless you consider my wife a chick, which I don’t….so you shouldn’t either.

ANYWAY…good things come in small packages or some shit, where small tits, and some of these aren’t even that small, but the girls think they are because they are deluded from shitty fat Kardashian tit and think that’s what people like…look good to me…and that’s what it’s about.

So here’s to small titty empowerment!

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2021

16

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

If you don’t see the value, the fun, the hotness, the cuteness, the good times that can be had, the dreams that can become realities, when it comes to small tits….you’re an idiot..

I don’t think I’ve ever met a dude who is as into small tits as I am, but I do think they are amazing, manageable, don’t get in the way, and a preview of a hotter naked body…

If you’re a big titty girl out there, you’re likely sloppy as shit…soft and doughy…even if you don’t look as fat as you should be, you’ll likely end up as fat as you are destined to be…..as all girls grow into their tits eventually…so big tits are just that warning of what is to come….while small tits are a better investment….they aren’t that GME that will back out if you got in at the right time like some kind of fluke…but more the long play that pays dividends….not that I know anything about investing money or the stock market, but I do know the difference between short term “her tits are huge, I want to fuck em” lottery wins and actually investing in big tits long term, getting stuck with them….and the gunt they surprise you with when they hit 200 pounds…

So I get the excitement of big tits on a small frame before they get fat, but for practical purposes…the small tits are the better long play…and they look as good as big tits if you’re into tits and not some closet case who only likes big tits cuz you were told to in your frat…..

INVEST IN SMALL TITS….TO THE FUCKING MOON…or whatever you bro investors say….

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2021

09

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway, tiny tits are titties too…and even though they aren’t as heavy, they are worth as much as big fat sloppy tits, because women aren’t the deli counter, even if some of their vaginas look like they are.

I am a big fan of small tits, they carry themselves better in most positions, and big tits are a real roll of the dice gamble as to whether they’ll be as good as they look like they’ll be….or that the body they are attached to will be as tight as you’d want it to be, because genetically girl store fat…

I am a believer that a tighter, fitter body statistically comes with a set of small tits…nicer asses too..

I am a believer that fake tits are disgusting and self mutilating and that if you have small tits take owning them instead of destroying them into …it’s a viable option…

So the unicorn of small body with big tits happen and it’s amazing, but the day to day tit target should be small tits…unless you’re into fat chicks in which case…you’re disgusting…

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2021

02

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I start my Tiny Tits post the way I start my Full Back Panty post, with a “Tiny Tits are People Too”….which is my way of saying ALL TITS MATTER….or some it’s not the size of the tit by the motion of the ocean…or maybe a little Just Cuz They Are Small Doesn’t Mean they Aren’t Good….

I am not a disciminater against small tits, I am actually a small tit fetishist, because small tits come with small pussies, or tighter bodies, while Big tits are just a roll of a dice in sloppy…

I am not against big sloppy tits…but since I appreciate all tits…big and small….and big tits get all the glory and give girls a complex that their small tits suck…so many small tits have been violently murdered for the sake of big tits through surgeries and that is WRONG.

EMBRACE your small tits…


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2021

26

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I haven’t met any dudes that hate small tits, that’s some elementary school bullying shit that gives girl’s complexes for life….sure the big titty girls always get all the attention…and there are dudes that will do basically anything for big titties…like ignore the bitch’s 300 pound belly…because big tits have that level of impact on a motherfucker…and sure all kinds of celebs from Pam Anderson to Kate Upton and every big tit in-between….shout out Anna Nicole…RIP…has been able to get ahead for having big tits…and sure girls in the corporate world, stripper business, bar business, Hooters Waitresses business can say that tits get tips and opens doors because they are hypnotizing…

BUT that doesn’t mean we don’t love compact tits as much, they are just less show boaty so nothing to go MENTAL over, but still apprecaite grabbing, sucking, cumming on…staring at…

So as idiot girls get implants like HALSEY…thinking it’ll make their lives better…I’m here to say….TINY TITS are great…KEEP EM….and they usually come with a hotter ass than their bigger titty counterparts…which is more important than a big floppy novelty tit.

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