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2026

12

Mar

Sara Sampaio Dog Killer Seducing You of the Day

Sara Sampaio is now all Hollywood, after scoring roles in movies like Superman…

She apparently dates Jack Nicholson’s son, as she navigates trying to go from VS Model 10 years ago to Hollywood Starlet….

She is old as shit, mid 30s, which is old as shit for a Victoria’s Secret model, so branching off into Hollywood through Jack Nicholson connections is probably smart….

Not to mention VS turned their back on all their hotties a long time ago, replaced them with fats, it was tragic…but apparently people are going back to the early 00s mindset.

Going from Portugal to America may be a big deal, even for a hot chick, who you may not find that hot, but who the human traffickers in big-underwear thought was hot….

While in America, and the reason I call her a Dog Killer, because she had a cute little pug-like dog that went missing because she wasn’t taking care of it or watching it…and he never returned….

It is possible he was abducted, but more likly killed by a Coyote, LA things….and that makes her a dog killer to me.

Too busy looking in a mirror, or sucking off men who can help her career to care for her dog….let’s hope she feels guilt and has pulled out her hair because of it but narcissists can’t feel guilt, so statistically, based on her being a model who wants to be an actress, she’s likely a narcissist.

In the event she is actually sad about the losing of her dog, she’s still a dog killer…..like when I was a kid and let my pet rabbit freeze to death…I carry that on my shoulders for life….and my rabbit was more of an asshole that was hard to actually connect with than a cute dog….

Anyway, she’s posting seductive content from bed being racy without the titties out…..unfortunately cuz tits make whores better.

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2026

12

Mar

Heather Graham Still Has Tits, They’re Just Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Like Margot Robbie and other celebs who got famous for showing their naked bodies in a popular movie, Heather Graham mattered for a long fucking time.

Unlike Margot Robbie, Heather Graham’s tits were actually pretty hot for the era, even iconic…

She’s in her 80s now, which means she should be ignored, but thanks to people following these people on social media and never unsubscribing, the old guard or old tits seem to continue living on into their 50s.

So Graham still has the tits, they are just 80 years old…

They may not be as exciting as they were in the 90s when she was Roller Girl…especially since they are in bikini but since they are old lady tits, maybe they are better off in a bikini for the ….

None of these 80 year olds are into age appropriate outfits or looks, they jack up their faces and keep on cosplaying the glory days.

I think that’s bad for a society…sexualizing grannies fucks up the whole dynamic of the HUMAN experience…because they are infertile and thus men you hump in prison because you have a boner and no options….

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2026

12

Mar

Kara Del Toro’s Titty Show of the Day

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Benicio Del Toro’s wife Kara has giant fucking tits…and she uses them to generate some hype around herself on social media which apparently works…

The funny thing about Guillermo Del Toro’s daughter is that despite the giant tits and the use of the tits to generate hype around herself, she’s not actually whoring out the same way other whores are.

So the ones that look like whores, aren’t actually doing whore shit selling exclusive titty content…

While the ones who look like like whores are doing the actual whoring…

Kara’s been able to have a legitmate career as a bikini/lingerie model for only catalogs…

It’s possible she’s never whored at all, and that she actually has morals and values you don’t see anymore…

Because showing off big titty cleavage for hype, is sensational attention seeking, but not nearly that slutty since she has the tits….

Which is unfortunate, not that she had tits, but that she doesn’t have pics of her spread asshole being fucked by her big titty/nip…

Sometimes, we like are whores to be actual whores..

To see the rest of the pics of her at an event CLICK HERE

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2026

12

Mar

Bella Hadid Looking Like Some Kind of Celine Dion of the Day

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I’ve been really fucking consistent on calling Bella Hadid a dog faced monster for the entirety of her career…

She was a smoothie maker in Malibu where her rich family lived, then suddenly they decided she was a thing worthy of being a top model because her sister, who is also ugly, just not as ugly, decided to retire…

They swapped out the less ugly for the pure ugly, and presented her as hot to the world…

Clearly, the fashion industry is run by fags who don’t even bother trying to find hot chicks, but instead use genetic mutants they pretend are hot, because they think they are edgy, because they have hard edgy faces….

YOU COULD BOX CUT AND HIJACK A PLANE WITH THIS CHIN…

For whatever reason, she looks like Celine Dion to me, which isn’t a good thing, especially since the Celine I am talking about is the one with that weird vaccine injury they call “STIFF PERSON SYNDROME” where the old lady calcium deficit has left her emaciated and tube fed…

Even in a sheer shirt, Bella Hadid looks like she’s in the cancer ward, end of life treatments, disgusting…

NOT TO MENTION….where the nipples at bro?

At least bring the nipples ugly.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

11

Mar

Bottom Feeding Brooks Nader and her Family Keep Winning of the Day

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It’s amazing to think that Brooks Nader is even a thing. She’s such low hanging celebrity fruit that shit is rotting on the ground, not even sprouting new life.

The only appealing thing about her is that she’s got tits she pulls out for the paparazzi in her bottom feeding…which is probably literally bottom feeding…because there is no way she keeps getting work without eating shitty asshole of people who hire her for sexual release…theirs not hers…HUMMUS PARTY…

So I’ve seen TWO Nader stories in the last hour and I have not been looking.

The first is that her and her sisters, who are equally low hanging bottom feeders, but I guess their’s strength in having 4 of them, so why not give them a reality show….thanks to the main one eating the right shitty asshole…..

But yeah, the first is that her sisters were in a WILD NYC Viral stunt fo the paparazzi where they wore SKIN COLORED UNDERWEAR in this era of WHORES, while they are TOP DOG WHORES….covered in plastic balls to look like bubbles for that Dr Squatch Brand that ONCE D HERE – TRUE STORY – Crazy thought to think I had rs…I guess I had a minute of winning..

Maybe these girls push products to the lowest common retard brain….and that’s why Walmart brands want…

It’s just a really weak viral moment that probably cost a lot of money and could have been good…another fail in marketing LAZY marketing…

The other story is that the bottom feeding SI SWIM MODEL who was married to an EXEC at SI, hence the consistent coverage is cast in BAYWATCH REDO….

Along with a new cast of lifeguards, she’ll be a series regular because DISNEY / FOX seem to think she’ll bring in EYEBALLS…instead of finding actual hot chicks who can act…

There are 1000 influencers better suited and just as useless as NADER for a Baywatch series regular job….but here you have NADER….

Unimpressive person doing impressive things….she’s still winning, weird how that works….I blame the tits..

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2026

11

Mar

Pussy Flashers of the Day

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In a world full of women, who you can’t call women, but must refer to as PUSSY HOLDERS, even though a pussy holder could be misrepresented as someone who is holding a pussy with their hand, HODL rather than someone who owns a legitimate pussy between their legs….it’s hard to keep all these self involved assholes happy, even when those assholes are front assholes, better known as pussies…

But in a world full of women with pussies…

More importantly, a world full of women willing to flash their pussy….

We must collectively celebrate the pussy flash.

You see, it used to require masterful manipulation skills to see a pussy or to get a girl to flash her pussy.

It would involve trickery and trolls, romance and comedy…

Now, it requires nothing, zero effort, they are out here doing it….making us lazy…spoiled and unappreciative of how powerful a pussy flash once was….but now it’s cheap and meaningless.

BUT STILL PUSSY FLASHES….which counts for something.

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2026

11

Mar

Maika Monroe’s Got her Titties On of the Day

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In shocking news, this actress named Maika Monroe, who has done a handful of shit movies is not actually named Maika Monroe… it’s her porn name…

Her real name is Dillon Buckley…which is also a porn name…but at least it is her LEGAL name…

Clearly, with tits like this, she had a plan to get into porn, but walked into the wrong casting that landed her a legitimate acting career..

Maybe her porn training she never used is why her lip looks Bells Palsy!

She is in her 30s and is basically a fucking dinosaur..Her ex boyfriend is one of the weird looking people from Stranger Things…the guy with the hair…She has been in Longlegs, It Follows and The Guest…and not the porn parody of those movies…

But through it all, or at least for part of the time, she’s had these tits….which she’s brought out to an event with INTENTION and PURPOSE…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

11

Mar

Isabela Moner Trying to Give Boner of the Day

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You can assume that Isabela Moner has come in with a lot of boners since she’s a celebrity….

She got her start as a young teen, maybe even younger after her house in Ohio burnt down, despite her dad being a firefighter…SUSPICIOUS…

She is half PERUVIAN/HALF OHIO-ian….and lucky for her she’s Spanish enough for Hollywood to check off that box, like they did with WHITE GIRL HALLE BERRY, the BLACK icon…

She went and changed her LEGAL name to MERCED because she doesn’t want to be reminded of the MOANING she CAUSED by the way she handled the BONERS as she clawed or jerked off her way through the entertainment industry…

She’s at an event doing GOTH LATINA shit, all black lipstick with side tit and that may be enough to give boners in this throat fucking porn world, but probably not..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

11

Mar