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2025

20

Nov

Panties Under Jeans of the Day

Here are a bunch of girls who are either on their periods, have a vaginal infection, or an outtie vagina that they don’t like rubbing up against the rugged seam of their jeans….

Because otherwise they wouldn’t be in a pair of panties under their jeans…

As a panty fetishist in a world where women no longer wear panties, seeing panties under jeans reminds me of my earlier years as a voyeur pervert, when seeing a panty strap poke out of a pair of jeans was enough to get you through the day….

The kids have no idea how easier life was when you could bust nut to a panty poking out of a pair of jeans….

They need all these complex pornographic material to survive…

Losers…

The good news is that there are still exhibitionist sluts digging through the crates of fetishes to find their perverted niche audience.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2025

19

Nov

Dafne Keen’s Cleavage of the Day

In really exciting news, Dafne Keen’s cleavage…

Apparently, Dafne Keen is a nerd favorite because nerds are fucking perverts….creepy fucking perverts who you would want to keep as far away from your teen daughters as possible.

It has something to do with the nerds being stunted, always stuck in their high school years, where they were rejected….

It has caused nerds with big dicks that no hot chicks in high school wanted to touch to come out on reddit and post pics of their dicks, being like “I have a big dick and the hot girl never knew, so here it is internet”…since reddit is a gay site.

It has caused nerds who have made a lot of money to show off their money in efforts to get hot pussy…because their nerd life paid off through coding or other nerd things…

Then there are the nerds who are just socially awkward half retards who were categorized as nerds, who hung with the nerds, while really just being the stinky guy who was too retarded to be accepted so he stuck with the nerds…

Either way, a group of fucking weirdos are into Dafney Keen because she was a teen star in some Marvel movie in 2018….she had no success for 6 years, so she did OnlyFans where she probably made all her money off the backs of those nerds….and then in 2024 they brought her character back for a new movie, bringing her back and giving the nerds more of her on a higher profile than a low level onlyfans profile…

So now, pics of her cleavage go viral…check it out since it’s big news…

Posted in:Dafne Keen

2025

19

Nov

Phoebe Price Has Her Tits Out of the Day

I just referenced Phoebe Price in this BRITNEY SPEARS POST , because Britney Spears is doing a lot of the same sort of weirdness that Phoebe Price has been doing for over 20 years….

That’s not to say that I don’t think Phoebe Price is a remarkable person, or that her legacy is something to laugh at.

If anything, it’s something that should be studied in University Sociology departments around the world….instead of turning every college student into tranny communists….because before there was social media, there was a group of motivated self promoters, who would go out there and generate as much buzz as they could about themselves, because it wasn’t as simple as doing an awkward dance on TikTok that goes viral because it hits the algorithm, but instead was something that had to compel a paparazzi photographer to submit it to his photo agency to have it sold to the media.

This involved thought, creativity, work, effort. Phoebe had to map out costumes, outfits, scandals and bring them to places where the paparazzi hang out waiting for actual celebs.

She d herself with celebs, creating her own celebrity, just not one that was strong enough to carry to social media, where all these eager assholes do the same hustle…

During her decline in popularity, she would email me and was great, she never sent me tit pics….but apparently, has turned to OF, exclusive content and has revealed the tits we’ve been wanting to see forever.

She may be in her 50s at this point, or older, I mean she’s been a fixture for so long….making a career out of being at the paparazzi spots….back when the paparazzi still existed….

But I’ll still stare at the big pale ginger tits and their ghost nipples, because why the fuck not!

This is HUGE news to a fan like me, but definitely not huge news to anyone else because she’s been forgotten.

Posted in:Phoebe Price

2025

19

Nov

Britney Spears’ Dress is Too Short of the Day

Britney Spears posted another one of her videos to pretend that she is still alive, not dead, working on her next big thing, partnering up with the Kardashians to give them clout, while securing her place on the social media machine….

She does some of the weirdest content on social media, it’s art baby, or it’s just outdated, shot on the first generation iPhone, or the kind of flip phone they give to grannies who don’t have the mental capacity to run a SMART phone…

If Britney, or the body double they are holding hostage pretending to be Britney get access to the internet, they’ll blow the cover, kill the story and cry for help in livestreams….which is what I am waiting for.

The Britney Spears being held captive all these years is one of the more interesting stories…

The fact that in her mid 40s, the super star popstar is putting out Phoebe Price level awkward dance videos is inspiring to me, because it’s hilarious and weird.

The hope is that she was meeting with the Kardashians to discuss a sex tape, because I’d have no choice by to jerk my limp dick, who aspires to be a hard dick, but isn’t as lucky as other dicks to Britney….

Apparently, it’s never too late to give the people the close up penetration videos we’ve been waiting for for decades at this point.

While we wait, we get to watch her dance, her thong lingerie content, her complaining about her dress being too short….and it all feels like a Russian bunker camgirl operation on the Human Trafficking circuit…

However, it’s Britney Bitch….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

19

Nov

Neat Bush of the Day

HEY these BUSHES are NEAT….

NEATO fuck face nerd fucks…

Yes, I’m drunk.

Posted in:President Bush

2025

18

Nov

Old Lady Jessica Alba and her Cleavage of the Day

I was talking to a friend, not that I have friends, about how a gay dude probably invented BOTOX, since all these women who get it look like monster tranny drag queens coming to fuck us up the ass…

They scare me….but when I look at their old lady cleavage, all loose skinned and granny-like, it feels nostalgic, like the breast of my own granny comforting me through a cold…

I do think Cleavage is not that exciting to the new generation of perverts who are desensitized and love porn….

I also think cleavage is exciting to me, because I am old….

Make cleavage great again or some shit…

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2025

17

Nov

High School Musical Sister of the Day

This High School Musical sister has the AI scrub the internet to find her leaked OF pics.

Then she sends threatening letters about how she is going to sue a motherfucker for reposting her bullshit.

They call it Copyright Infringement because this is apparently her copyrighted content.

Which means that she went to the copyright bureau where you do that kind of thing an submitted a GIF of her asshole twerking with a BUTT PLUG that reads “SLUT” INSERTED.

This could have been working this office for her sister, getting all the perks of being a celebrity sister. She could have even scored all those Hallmark low hanging fruit movies that would her for her name…

Instead…butt plug twerks….

Which is either a sign of the times, or a sign of how fucking weird Hollywood people who grew up in that shit, being the underrated second in line for the food sister…..

Just mental and trying to matter….

Which is both sad and fucking awesome, cuz you’d never expect this kind of shit to be willingly posted to the internet…

People used to die of embarrassment, sex tape ruin lives and careers and shit…YET HERE WE ARE…

NEXT LEVEL / Fall of society!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2025

17

Nov

Britney Spears Bush vs Britney Spears and the Kardashians of the Day

Britney Spears is going viral because she’s attached herself to the literal dick sucking, clout chasing, dog shit Kardashians.

She’s Britney Spears, but she lives in a world where she needs to be hired by the Kardashians to continue to exist.

Even though I’ve been convinced that she’s dead and feel like the conspiracy is something the Kardashians are in on, because they are shameless and demonic and control the minds of the pop culture feed, so anything they push becomes real….

Meaning, hiring the Kardashians to push the Britney not dead narrative is a good way to push it, since it’s already gone viral.

I’m not convinced, since the Kardashians are the scum of the earth and will do whatever it takes to hype shit up…

The other potential possibility is that Britney is actually alive, but the Kardashians are so rich, they hire pop stars to lay in bed and cuddle like they are besties, now that everyone is in their 40s…since Britney is iconic and it’s fun for the weird Kardashian kids to see her in bed with their moms….

We don’t have the answers, but it happened…

More importantly, she flashed her bush in one of her videos, far more interesting…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

17

Nov

High Heel Fetish of the Day

High Heels seem to have been a bigger deal back in the 80s. People went nuts for girls in heels. Now they are just sort of standard. Girls wear the heels for all their social media content to give them longer looking legs and more of an ass, some TIPPY TOE SHIT….

Sure there are still the creepy foot guys out there who wear their mom’s pumps, while jerking off in the pumps, you know the shoe store bandits….

But it’s not really talked about as much as straight foot fetish content is….

In a world where foot content created or paved the way for the bulk of OF stars, we have to the early days when people just got off to the footwear not the feet…

Which is why we have these pics…

Posted in:Heels

2025

13

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Old Lady Knipples of the Day

I saw some old lady, I’m talking really old, like Kate Hudson old lady who may think she still has a few good fucks in her, because she can self lubricate still, but those fucks won’t result in babies because the eggs no longer hatch…they’re too busy rotten in a pile outside the chicken coop…

Anyway, I saw this old lady, who clearly did fitness because she wasn’t very fat and the tits weren’t very big. She seemed like she thought she was hot, still fuckable, the kind of sex forward and empowered old lady not willing to be a victim of AGEISM would be….not willing to throw in the towel….probably still the owner of expensive lingerie, even thongs….because of the years she’s worked…at the age she is.

She had a white shirt on, it was tight, I could see her nipples and or in Kate Hudson’s case, her Knipples, and I said “aren’t you a little old for that”….but realized…we’re never too old for nipples.

Posted in:Kate Hudson